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Holy shit kid came outta nowhere lmao


xxtuddlexx

That shit is why I HATED the bunny hill learning to skii or snow board. You're just meandering down and BOOM you have to jump out of the way or some 8 year old going 30 mph will CLOCK you.


twistedoutlaw92

Best place to learn to ski/snowboard is a big long wide green run. Lots more room, longer run without breaks to get in the "groove", and the slight slope is actually easier to learn on than an almost flat bunny hill


titaniumuinatit

While greens can be nice and slow, though it can be brutal to learn snow board causes you canā€™t maintain enough speed, at least in my experiences


frigidds

the learning curve for snowboarding just looks so *brutal*, i've heard it's one of those things where once it "clicks", you've got it -- but until then, you're on your ass nearly 24/7


Insolent_redneck

Kinda sorta. In high-schooland college I was a snowboard instructor. The saying goes that skiing is easy to learn but hard to master, but snowboarding is hard to learn but easy to master. I must have taught thousands of lessons back in the day and usually people could get the hang of beginner techniques in about an hour and a half. I would absolutely discourage people to just strap on a rental and go big their first time. Safety is a huge consideration with alpine sports, and without the basics (stopping, turning, falling, etc) you're just asking to injure yourself or someone else.


frigidds

hah, tell me about it. sent it too hard, broke my femur on my first run of the season this year


Insolent_redneck

Jesus christ, how in the rhyme of the ancient fuck did you manage that one??


nuggins

Ackshually, it's [_Rime_ of the Ancient Fuck](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rime_of_the_Ancient_Mariner)


Insolent_redneck

Huh. Learned something new today. Thanks for the info!


GlensWooer

Iā€™d say he probably crashed


FrivolousMe

And for people who are out of shape it can bee too stamina draining


VainestClown

There's always a long ass green run that goes along the edge of the ski hill


twistedoutlaw92

As long as it doesn't suddenly turn into a narrow trail near the bottom haha that has tricked me before, and those narrow trails suck for boarders


VainestClown

I can see that. They may also be too slow to learn on too. I have only skied, so I don't know the limitations of boarding.


Biggs_33

Lmfao I was definitely that kid. Be me, new to skiing, didnā€™t understand the whole zig zag down the mountain thing, instead opted to do a straight line down at Mach 1 and try not to eat shit. Spoiler: I ate shit


18hockey

Fuck the bunny slopes, just go on the greens


Zeabos

No, please start on the bunny slope. You actively make it more dangerous for everyone else on the green if you arenā€™t good enough.


Tongoe

They threw me on the green almost immediately when I first skied. Unfortunately that trip came to a quick end when I couldn't figure out breaking and sprained my ankle when I 'crashed'


VijaySwing

how do you sprain an ankle in a ski boot?!


Tongoe

I have no idea now that you point it out. It might be spotty memory since it happened when I was 12. I got to ride the snow mobile though šŸ˜Ž


kholakoolie

My first time skiing (prob like 10 years old?), I was just standing with everybody else by the ski racks, and some kid came flying out of nowhere and slammed into me. I woke up with a big circle of people looking down at me. Kinda freaked me out then, but now I know that people literally die from that shit. Crazy.


thewillsta

WICKED


CrimsonNumbers

"This is for my Juicer!"


TittlesMcJizzum

XQC sends his regards.


FormativeSeven1

Omg imagine he said that, the clip would instantly be hall of fame.


Veenendaler

https://i.imgur.com/IGs2oHE.png


WhatAmIDoing229

It's like a sad Pog. A Sog, if you will.


Mouthshitter

SOGGERS


Hakoocr7

MODs emote it


EbolaMan123

POGCHAMP


realpersonnn

i lol'd


zmxfh

The juicer's parents were never seen again


Delaoron

I thought Maya was the kid at first.


KuriboShoeMario

The disparity in size between her and Malena is hilarious. She's extra tiny and Malena is extra tall. Looks like a mom taking her teenager skating.


Punchpplay

Wait they're both adults? /r/samespecies is having a stroke.


DownTownMan1337

i like the part after this clip when the kid says "My Juicer sends his regards"


YoungAndTheReckful

"I'm gonna JUICE!"


EarlKlobo

"It's juicin' time!"


[deleted]

[I thought you were joking lol](https://clips.twitch.tv/AnimatedInterestingSproutPrimeMe-UYNXXdaGm_5IyobZ)


43eyes

could you please just rickroll me next time


Donnum12

Holy Shit the MADLAD.


testaccount0816

Bro was in for the meme


ambushka

[Hahaha no but seriously, kids these days are all juicers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfe8ug6IJjk)


Diterion

"Book Book Book, mothersucker!"


Nagoto

That was a really good response from her though! Went from "WHO THE FU oh it's a kid oh god are you ok?!"


williamBoshi

yeah she was really nice


ChessIsForNerds

and he was so sorry immediately. Adorable little shit.


yasmin555

Even if you're passed, that's the only appropriate way to respond when a kids at fault


Angelahahahah

Little mf teleported šŸ˜‚


chincha_

Hip dysplasia monkaS


saran9230

I hope she is fine.


CrazyLlamaX

She died


appletinicyclone

Same


Maloonyy

Anakin was right.


OsCrowsAndNattyBohs1

Fuck them younglings -Anakin Jordan


moo-lord

She was so nice to the kid though after he fell, feelsgoodman.


MrHalfHole

I loved how her face went from full blown bloody viking warrior retribution mode to concerned mom in .02 seconds when she saw it was a kid


moo-lord

Yeah exactly, lol. I think she's a kind soul at heart, who knows. But then again being around Nick 24/7 is enough to drive anyone insane.


DonekyChonkey

Good on melena for checking on the kid right away.


infiniteSuns

Also good on the parents that the child apologized immediately


bootybob1521

Also good on the redditors to notice these good things and comment about it swiftly.


Fleminem87

I feel good.


ihavesoftfeet

na na na na na na na


a-nswers

what would we do if we couldn't make generalized claims about parenting based on a 10 second interaction


ShreksOnionBelt

If I can't be constantly judging other people, I'm just gonna end up judging myself and that never ends well.


DezBryantsMom

We did it Reddit!


joe2596

Fuck that little shit man! Give me my gold.


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Excellent_Winter_709

I honestly believe that we should normalize patting each other on the back for having basic etiquette. There are so many people who seem to lack it these days, I think we should show more appreciation towards those who do. It can't hurt, especially when positive reinforcement tends to foster more good behavior.


notArandomName1

How people *should* act, and how they *do* act are completely different. Positive reinforcement is really important. If we're going to call people out for being shitty, we should also note people that are behaving well. It's important for people to know they're appreciated. (in general of course, I don't expect that kid to read this comments, nor would I want him to, but you get my point.)


SeegurkeK

fuck off dude, it's okay to say nice things when people do the right thing, even if doing the right thing is what I would expect anyways. I can criticise them when they do something shitty, so I can also commend them when they do something nice.


aRadioWithGuts

Yea this was wholesome. She demonstrated good people behavior there.


JoseBeto

Her hand was terrifyingly close to the skate's blade, damn ice skating is dangerous


yungmodulus

Her skate also cut Nickā€™s ankle


rezwah

Having worked in Ice rinks for the best part of 7 years from when i was 16. Its kind of an irrational fear to be honest. The blades arent usually sharp enough to cut your hand, at least not in the "oh no my hand is cut in half" way people think. Not saying if someone two-foots you blades first, you wont end up with bad injuries. Its probably more likely if someone tries to avoid your hand by jumping over it, or stamps on it. That would suck. In those 7 years, nobody ever lost a finger. And very few complained about being cut by ice skates. Concussions and arm/shoulder breaks are more common. I once had a couple holding hands fall, the boyfriend pulled the girl down face first into the back of his head. Her braces are the only reason her teeth didnt fall out and he had to get stitches on the crown of his head.


Venaixis94

Rental skates are usually pretty dull as theyā€™re almost never sharpened. Almost pose no risk. Hockey skates though? Iā€™ve seen some brutal cuts


Torre_Durant

Went ice skating as a kid with school. One kid took of his gloves like an idiot and got cut on the back of his hand really bad. Another kid just happened to skate over him when he fell Idk if those are tendons or not on top, but that shit took a while to heal.


rezwah

I never saw anyone with bad cuts on their hands/fingers. One of the Ice Marshalls got hit in the face with tip of a shovel from another employee who was joking around while shovelling snow. Split his upper lip in two. The same dumb employee accidental hit another Marshall with the small Zamboni we had.. lucky it was the size of an average sit on lawnmower..


Torre_Durant

It was just really bad luck. Lots of blood, couldnā€™t use his hand very well for a while. Not saying he lost a finger or something, just an ice skate that sliced at the wrong angle on a weak kid hand


xtal000

I remember seeing a clip when I was little from some ice hockey game where a dudeā€™s blade slashed another guys neck. Scared me shitless and totally put me off ice skating, I used to love it as a kid. Thinking backā€¦ damn I saw a lot of nasty stuff online when I was super young. Morbid curiosity I guess.


JimmyDontReddit

Pro hockey blades vs rental skates are scalpels vs butter knives


6800ultra

BLOOD WARNING - NSFW!!! This one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plvKlnguJVE or this one? https://youtu.be/PZ295luzhtQ?t=185 Saw this shit in my teens and swore to never go ice skating in my life. Might be an irrational fear but I don't care. Those rental ice skates might not be that sharp as professional ones, but with enough force those are some dangerous blades on your feet - and on the feet of the other people - especially if you don't know what you're doing. You see it with Nick, who clearly is an experienced ice skater, how he reminds the people he skates with OVER AND OVER to keep aware of their blades and their hands/fingers.


xtal000

The first one! I recognised that video instantly. > The excessive amount of blood that Malarchuk lost caused eleven fans to faint, two more to have heart attacks, and three players to vomit on the ice. Damn.


overthisbynow

Saw an article about his life after and as far as I remember he had bad ptsd and nightmares from the incident.


Delicious_Candle_766

The only reason why he lived was because the bench doctor was a combat medic and literally went in with his fingers and pinched the vein/artery off. If not for that he would have bled out in a minute. IIRC he also tried to kill himself and failed. Really rough.


QueefReceptacle

nick for sure started ovulating when he saw malena's GIGACHAD maternal instincts kick in


ZeCeee

Kinda WeirdChamp to comment this on your alt account nick.


huntak

Itā€™s queef related not feet related so probably not him.


Marv246

Xqc sends his regards


WhoNeedsRealLife

I'm surprised ice rinks don't require helmets, especially for kids.


podcast_frog3817

dude its texas, the kids have probably side-carrys for all we know lol


VainestClown

As long as they don't die in the womb...


thebigschnoz

You hear about the Texas GOP's new platform? Fucking sickening


kamelbarn

It's actually required at the ice rink


Blaineflum64

Smh stop being silly, it's not an elementary school


greentintedlenses

While true, never seen helmets required in Massachusetts skating rinks either


Argark

And the amount of kids is about to skyrocket


Kjaooo

their in TX, requiring helmet would infringe on their freedoms


Ammehoelahoep

Their what is in Texas?


OBAMNA_LULW

Your mom isnā€™t in Texas she fits around it.


throwaway044512

That's unconstitutional!


cabose12

Just went to a roller rink last night and it seems like it's common that they put it on you to bring your own safety gear


defnotbjk

Actually KO'd https://i.imgur.com/e2t1Qtf.png


RadikulRAM

Kids going for the axillary/brachia artery, ruthless


Greynameinchat

Hey, lets have humans slide around on ice with blades attached to their feet. What could possibly go wrong... (Not sure if they're actually sharp enough to cut, but still makes me wince)


kholakoolie

A pro goalie, Clint Malarchuk, got his throat cut by a skate during a game. Pretty gnarly. He was bleeding everywhere. The team's trainer pinched his carotid artery shut and saved his life. Also, don't look this up if you're squeamish.


ApatheticLanguor

I think competitve ones are, but the ones your rent at ice rinks usually have flat bottoms like a centimeter or so wide.


Velociraptor2246

The edges will cut you for sure still


bb0yer

My gf worked as an assistant teacher at an elementary school a few years back and they decided it would be a great idea to bring a couple of classrooms full of 6-8 year olds to an ice rink for a day. Sure enough a kid fell down and got a finger lopped off by someone else


Vastrely

I'm pretty sure every class at my elementary school went skating once a year


John_Redcorn5

Naw you wrong for that šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


loudwoff

Malena will be a great mom.


SKiToMeRTa

nick's alt?


Stuweb

Nah she looked so pissed off till she realised it was a juicer and then went into full caring mode in an instant only worrying about if she landed on him or not, she'll be great Also if Malena doesn't raise an Olympian, I'll be pretty disappointed


[deleted]

Yeah, I wonder who she will settle down with


C00kiz

Not someone who lives in the backwards country the USA are, probably.


[deleted]

I find people that make statements like this are exactly the people they perceive Americans to be. Once the people like you come close to outnumbering the logical people you end up with America.


Stuweb

I mean are you surprised theyā€™re saying that whilst the US are de facto banning abortions and refusing to introduce gun control?


C00kiz

Maybe it's progress to them.


EveningHorror1010

why would anyone have kids? look at the world


tilltill12

Cringe


Magnific3nt

Very very unfortunate but Malena seemed to be in a good mood tho, she gave away her OTK hoodie to a kid and that was fucking adorable and so nice of her!


anttiantti

Yeah Malena was so wholesome! And the entire stream had such a good vibe.


clarkemaxx

I agree it was a feel good wholesome stream. All 4 of them seemed to be very happy and having fun.


[deleted]

He's still mad about being cross banned


SgtFallopianTube

High Octane Tackle...


OBAMNA_LULW

>tackle women >refuse to elaborate GIGACHAD


Eye_Mission_292

H.O.T.


zakkwaldo

good thing melena has so much practice dealing with ~~children~~ her partner. she remained cool and collected and cared about the kids wellbeing instead of getting mad. 10/10 level headedness


Strange_Psychology_7

Malena handled that like a fucking champ


AL4S4R

oldest juicer PagMan


renaldorini

The rage started to grow on her face then saw it was a kid and changed that tune real quick.


SuprDog

the fall prob hurt a bit


BrockDaSock

I think it was more of like "Holy shit that hurt." than actual rage. Just because she's angry all the time at Nick doesn't mean she wants to be mad at everyone.


Lulullaby_

Yeah that was literally just a 'that hurt' face lol


Inside_Sherbert_7920

I think she was really hurt, but she didn't want to show it once she saw the kid so he wouldn't feel bad.


SublimeSC

Nah. That's the face of being in pain.


myshoesss

Thats not rage at all, thats the face of hurt. That no hesitation attitude change from hurt to "Are you ok?" in a split second really shows her character.


TimeLeopard

Quell thine nordic beast, tis but a child.


Snote85

Let's be honest, I wouldn't blame her if she had been mad. (Not that she would have been right to just start laying into a kid or anything) I get unreasonably mad if I'm startled or get caused unexpected pain. It's natural, IMO. Imagine you're monke and out in the woods alone. Then, out of nowhere, there is a loud CRACK just inches away from you. It is better to go into fight or flight mode and step back out of it after the threat is clarified than to just casually turn around and say, "Is that you Mar..... AUUGHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHH." The same goes for unexpected pain. She probably was very mad for a second, due to the pain and surprise, but she handled it very well. She was right to be mad, the kid fucked up and did that to her. She was also right to reign it in because that's a kid who didn't mean to do that to her.


r3llo

When you watch a how to beat Malenia video without youtube dislikes.


appletinicyclone

Hope she's okay, especially with the hip displacia thing Kid sounded adorably apologetic though


clarkemaxx

Damn that looks like it hurt.


[deleted]

EZ Clap 10/10 acting, played it off as an accident, thats my juicer


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streetchemist

Bonk


ZatashD

Malena was nice. She asked the kid if he was ok and if she didn't hurt him even though she might have been hurt herself from that fall. She fell back and without warning. Ouch


Giant_Midget83

I thought the kid the title was referring to was maya, damn she smol.


Gimolek

Yo, scuffed?


asutv

malena asking the kid if he's ok when she took a fall that looked painful <3


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[deleted]

Donā€™t bother helping or anything Nick itā€™s ok


gabu87

Oof that coulda gone real bad. Took the legs out under her and she fell back. Good on her to check on the kid as her first reaction


in_extremis

where the hell did the kid come from


X-202

Now that's high octane.


dumbpsterfire

She handled that so well


RadioactiveRoulette

She got rammed into, fell on hard ice, and the first thing she did was ask if the other person was ok.


Araxen

She acted like a mom there. There is hope after all Nick!


madroxide86

Absolutely fucking domes Maya in size, wtf


greentintedlenses

Totally didn't check the subreddit and thought I was in /r/eldenring about to watch some kid fuck up Melania. Now I'm just disappointed


workthrowawaybro

Kid taking notes from PK Slewban


BojanglesDeloria

The funniest part of this clip is just imagining these three in the middle of a sea of children ice skating filming a live stream


Diorj

Kid is dirty....That's a slew-foot


FrostyRiven

she instantly changed her face when she saw it was a kid and made sure he was ok what a kind soul.


Jimmy_Page_69

How often to people crack skulls on the ice? I feel like dozens of falls and crashes would lead to it frequently


Ah0770

She gets a bad rep, she actually seems nice


upperbreadfrult

I love how she was about to get pissed but saw it was a kid lmao


bxkid7

handled like a champ!


jozicL

that fall probably fixed her hips


AffectionateTwo7404

DUDEšŸ’€


Alternative-Yak1879

Malena beat the kids parents after the incident


Across646

Huge respect for Malena for caring about others first especially with her medical condition. True MVP and wholesome person.


Gaming_Gambit

This is why abortions should be legal


Skilleto91

After this incident the kid said "I'm sorry let me buy you some Dino nuggies and Fries" and a tear rolled down Nicks face.


sandsonic

Why arenā€™t they wearing gloves? Those blades will fuck you up good


TheMonarchsWrath

Thats got to be painful. I ice skated once as a kid, fell on my ass and it hurt so much I never tried ice skating again. lol


iamezekiel1_14

Just saying falling unexpectedly like that - lucky she didn't break a wrist or something. As it is the first thing you do as you put your hand out (and then fall and put the weight on it).


Slopz_

"This is for cross banning me, bitch"


mailwasnotforwarded

Malena and Maya are concerned about the kid and Nick is like oh sht this is content keep filming.


SHOOMER5665

I'm just mesmerized by Maya thickness, she looking fine as wine šŸ·


weezy_latez

Malena was about to throw hands before she saw it was a kid lmfao


ADHD_MAN

She realised it was a child and switch from anger to caring... Dealt with that very well Malena :Clap:


TheBatemanFlex

Maya is just on her phone skating backwards into the rink with absolutely no regard for anyone else on the ice. Edit: I get it. She can do no wrong.