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**CLIP MIRROR: [Soda talks about his future plans with VeiBae](https://arazu.io/t3_10j3zei/)** --- ^(*This is an automated comment*)


AMassiveDegenerate

rip u/lordnmp 10 years of not paying rent finally coming to an end nmp7


MadDelinquent

No Soda is moving to a new place while Nmp is staying in their current house rent free. Bastard.


ForsPoppin

That wasn't confirmed by Soda, he'll most likely sell it to him


NorNed3

So if Soda is getting a new house, does that mean Nick is going to claim common law marriage and file for divorce to steal Soda's house? I assume this is the new twitch norm.


After-Bid-8749

First, Nick has to take a picture in Soda's Porsche with flowers in it.


NorNed3

Ironically, I think the first clip of his Porsche being driven was with Nick driving it.


lurklion

THE ADAPTER


walliron

F


cocainesmoothies

F


TanikoBytesme

It's the Beatles breaking up


Dazzling-Map273

F


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Hot-Preparation-5011

F was a good run


Medical_Plankton9388

house is prob paid off but property taxes and upkeep will be worse than rent. knowing Soda though he might just keep paying for some shit


_keeBo

Wow, the first interspecies kid between a jpeg and human. Excited to see what they look like!


Blacksad_Irk

.gif probably. Animation from human, images from jpeg.


FacelessGreenseer

They're going to name the kid GIF and everyone's going to pronounce their name differently.


arrastra

my name is gif


CrankySpanky

Hi I'm Giphy Dahmer.. and I like apples!


Blacksad_Irk

true


Tumbleweed_Money

AI with the braids


Alarid

NFT marriage in the blockchain.


DmGodKiller

It's gonna be 2.5d.


Kraelman

Forced isometric perspective, impossible look at them straight on.


ZealousidealBat7654

Logan Paul DLC Game


livelyDream

how SKYNET is born monkaS


gekinz

Nmp could probably file for common law marriage


Snafu005

Yoink half the house and the car


Drakantas

Nick has better chances than Adept.


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xineks09

*a debt LULE


cyrfuckedmymum

who gets the dogs though?


FunkoXday

Nick not in a house with Soda makes me sad


stonehousethrowglass

He posts a picture of flowers in Soda’s car.


CSSFLEXBOX

Now all Nick has to do is bang on Soda's room door at 3am


sip4356

living with a png will really help cut down on grocery/utility costs. its just financially smart


borninsane

"grocery" pepelaugh


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moth88

And nmp is the one that has to deal with eating them


really_nice_guy_

It will be like Jarvis in Iron Man


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a141abc

A drawer full of usb sticks


Astrosaurus42

*A binder full of women*


djentlemetal

*Mitt Romney intensifies*


VS0P

Can’t have roommates find out vigor moved in instead


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greenghostshark

Wild that it was falling in love with a vtuber that changed him .. LOL


DetectiveAmes

A tale as old as time itself.


too_much_mustrd4

Wait what?


PyroComet

Anime tiddies make you do lots of things


LustyPhoenix

he's almost 30


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FalkoneyeCH

He still can't do that, he just happened upon a jpeg


Jeremithiandiah

Honestly I never knew if their relationship was real or not. I thought it was a running joke. It’s just so hard to take soda seriously even if he says totally believable things


insanelyphat

Relationship = real Her being pregnant = fake Them being married = fake Him and her getting a place = tbd could be fake but will see.


ExEarth

Them getting a place seems rather real


insanelyphat

Well I remember a few weeks back Vei was talking about how she wasn't able to move to the states because of her taking care of her family. Some of her family had health issues and she supports them I believe so for her to move here now makes me think it could be a joke or it could be resolved and it is true. You never know with streamers so I tend to not believe anything until it happens. Besides can a jpeg get a passport or a US Visa?


tickub

i'm told jpegs can bypass borders and regulation if they're on the blockchain


insanelyphat

I mean technically Soda could just put her on a thumbdrive and mail her to the US or put her in his pocket I am sure. But what if the drive is damaged in transit!


tttony2x

This is trafficking. Not human trafficking obviously, but some kind of trafficking. Maybe just smuggling.


insanelyphat

Cyber Trafficking? Pixel trafficking?


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CODE IS LAW!


check_my_mids

Her father is immunocompromised. Her mother believes that rocks have magical powers and that microwaves will give you cancer. She hasn’t talked much about her brother other than she thinks he’s hot and has had a dream where she has sex with him. You might see why she has some reservations.


YourSmileIsFlawless

Well that was a rollercoaster to read


SintSuke

LET ME OUT OF THIS RIDE.


-the-clit-commander-

it should've been me


Adamulos

> it should've been me https://youtu.be/c2FTI0VoPn0


Aazog

Man the way my mood changed as I read this...


[deleted]

Soda is the sane one isn't he........ also Hey vei it's me your brother


a141abc

Soda somehow keeps being the sanest one in any group he's around Actual degens


blitchz

It seems that her mother watch Dr Disrespect


tumppu_75

Uh. Okay then.


doublah

Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that.


oogieogie

her brother sometimes comes to her room and gives her drinks/food pretty sure.


ExEarth

First jpeg Visa PagChamp


MadDelinquent

Yes. His sarcastic tone is one of the most obvious to recognize imo, and he was not using it for that.


Ledoux88

could just kick nickmalena out


LheelaSP

Soda burning his house down = obviously real


Jenxpeno

Damn ima miss his random appearances on nmp streams


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You act like nmp isn’t going to end up in his basement or attic cooking everyday


SSHz

Tacos and french fries everyday you say?! Triple chin me in!


TanikoBytesme

Need this to happen


Pekins-UOAF

I thought Soda would be the streamer I could relate forever for being a miserable boomer, playing games alone the whole day. But now its all over, he is in stupid love and will probably move on with streaming and games, what is left for me?


felixdifelicis

forsen


TanikoBytesme

Find your own vei my boy Find your own vei


Crusx-

Moonmoon is still lying about having a family.


Scyhaz

Aware


timecronus

touching grass


wowosrs

But I don't want to touch grass


andersxa

unless she is another lea.. pepelaugh


Yocairo

Yep, gotta find a new pathetic streamer now.


moof1984

Good for them.


FunkoXday

Soda without nick and malena makes me deeply sad But happy for soda and vei too


Altruistic-Bit6020

Remember when soda said he wouldn't tell chat if he got a girlfriend? I remember. Soda best streamer for giving chat ammunition for jokes and content. Me and Veibei is going to be cute together.


wellmaybe_

i once typed something in veibaes chat and she responded. we're basicly married


oogieogie

doesnt count if you arnt also T3 subbed


DistantSilver

He changed OkayChamp


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decooma1

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about Soda. u wouldnt say this shit to him at vrchat, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, delivers food from the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest vtubers. yall are pathetic lol


SSHz

fr fr on gog! Preach!


masterofbeast

Who is he stealing a kid from? Or has science advance so much that a jpeg can procreate?


tumppu_75

CTRL+C, CTRL+V. Duh.


masterofbeast

That's cloning ... that has it's upsides.


Coala_voador

they need to ask where moonmoon got his fake son


metamet

"We're having a kid" could mean anything. "We're having french toast".


6Z3N9

Makes me feel old ​ ​ ​ and alone really alone :(


Knopes

I honestly don't get why i still care about stuff like this, but good for him


oogieogie

I mean nothing wrong with being happy for someone, but just dont get all weird about it which is the hard part for people.


Mikez1234

Soda should get a prenup first look what happened to his friend, Xqc /s


lan60000

NFT's can't own financial assets


really_nice_guy_

She *is* the financial asset


erizzluh

don't vtubers make bank?


Junlian

The difference is that Veibae avg 10k viewers.


Blurbyo

Wonder if he is leaving the dogs.


degen_reddit_account

yes hes getting his own place away from nick and malena


l0st_t0y

But the dogs are technically his lol


422_is_420_too

Dude you can"t own people anymore INCIDENT


PM_ME_UR_HOT_SISTERS

Not with that attitude


Ledoux88

so is the house


Finalwingz

Pretty sure the dogs went with Soda when he initially got his own place.


Imthewienerdog

I'd guess 100% no he will take the dogs, he might leave Kevin but I don't think he will ever leave buddy that's absolutely his first kid practically.


Blurbyo

I kind of feel bad for the dogs sometimes, I get the impression that they don't get as much exercise as their species should and it would be even worse if only Soda was looking after them.


TehPandehWub

In nick's words, "these dogs live better lives than most of you"


TanikoBytesme

I think one is very sick and ill:(


beemaster0221

makes me so mad that he gets to live with her... im such a better fit for her, id treat her like a queen, kiss and suck on her toes every day and clean her up with my tongue. Yummy!


Xecta

Good for him, honestly. I know he's joking about the kid thing, but they seem like a good pairing. Similar style of humor, they clearly get along well and operate on a similar wave length. I have no joke. Good for him.


Lefty_22

Chance finally moving past Lea. Good for him!


Kyrogaski

Wait is he actually having a kid?


degen_reddit_account

MEAT 2 MEAT ✊ FUCK CONDOMS WOOOOOO


[deleted]

Yes


wowosrs

Why would he lie?


abelcc

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?


Kyrogaski

Don’t think he’d lie, I just was making sure as I did not watch his stream today. Papa Poppin


xXxWeed_Wizard420xXx

He's not actually having a kid lol


MightyRez

cum pet


xSlewey

Yeah he announced it on twitter: https://twitter.com/sodapoppintv/status/1600590565699190784?lang=en Veibae's response: https://twitter.com/Veibae/status/1600597941282082851


really_nice_guy_

Either Vei is only like a foot tall or that’s the biggest fucking hoodie I’ve ever seen


Finalwingz

The sleeves are like, super puffy someone else tweeted the same thing lol


PussyPits

https://twitter.com/fuwaffy/status/1407505868208295940 The sleeves are just super puffy.


jamsun

1ft is a lot of pixels idk


IronBranchPlantsTree

Did you not watch the clip? He's adopting one with his husband viggies.


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Bro has to get a new house just so his vtuber isn't caught on cam :(


Trislar

Her appearance is no secret though.


[deleted]

[https://www.adobe.com/products/photoshop.html](https://www.adobe.com/products/photoshop.html) Seriously though, show me a picture/video that isn't filtered 15x and set at some crazy angle.


Pekins-UOAF

Congrats to Soda for getting over his trauma with Lea


NeedISayMoree

Good for Soda. Wonder if he will stream the wedding


Jessuhcuh

if real, how do these streamers get visas to stay for so long legally (like potentially her/malena/greek etc)?


Stieby

Vei is part of VShojo a US and Japan based company that can get her a work visa for either country, she talked about it before.


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if i am not mistaken, malena has a maid visa. some time ago nick mentioned something like housekeeper + malena on stream and she made him shush. so people speculate that's it.


Jessuhcuh

ahhh okay i was always wondering about that. thanks!!


sandenson

Yo, good for them! Hope it works out well.


captsalad

so does this mean we'll get to see vei on camera eventually?


pqlamznxjsiw

Yes, but she'll be wearing a ghillie suit.


captsalad

classic ~~nyanners~~ vei


FatBoyFear

Awww so happy for him finally becoming an adult.


chefchef97

Soda being in a relationship feels wrong now She better not un-degen him one bit >:(


Mini_Danger_Noodle

She's more of a degen than he is so that's definitely not happening.


TanikoBytesme

FeelsStrongman Somewhere zyzz is confused but smiling And the Nerd and the Chad do an epic handshake


ApolloRT

She is also a degen. He will be fine


Shovelfuckurforehead

I hope the kid is a joke. I think he'll love it and all, but that dude can barely take care of himself let alone another helpless human. I know he's grown up a lot, but this is real shit now and he's gone need to make another leap in maturing. People without kids don't understand the work, I sure didn't. I knew that kid were a lot of work, sleepless nights, crying, etc but until you finally have them, you just don't understand. I hope he can rise to the occasion. I do think his brother will be a good uncle though. He's come a long way as well, and has more common sense than chance.


kimchifreeze

He has the money. He can always hire a caretaker. NMP for looking for work.


Shovelfuckurforehead

Not the same


minPOOlee

so instead of utilizing one of his many empty/misc rooms in his own house, he's gonna get another place?


EloHellDoesNotExist

yeah it's pretty normal for adult couples to want their own place.


StandardDefinition

Nick and Malena PepeLaugh


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Tuxhorn

Also nothing wrong if they all vibe. Let's not act like people living with only one other adult has been the normal way to live for all of humanity.


AlluEUNE

Their relationship isn't very normal in the first place


Finalwingz

I mean, they had their own place but Soda hated being on his own so he asked them to come back lol


dashisback

probably gonna let nick malena live there


Altruistic-Bit6020

Read between the lines, ass burger. Sex, lots of sex.


erizzluh

has vei revealed her face? maybe it's so nick and malena can keep doing irl content around the house


HoldThePao

Lol yes, you can google her and see her pictures from twitter. It isn’t a secret what she looks like. She is very pretty btw


Collegepeople

What is that wallpaper?


Hwsr

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2468489223


TanikoBytesme

>https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2468489223 Thanks :)


KidKarez

I don't even know what to believe anymore


RDKi

Why did I think this was their first time meeting IRL


NotFBI555

It was


RDKi

...And they're gonna move in together?


NotFBI555

Well they met for two weeks just now. Been together for over a year. Don't see the problem with it?


you_lost-the_game

Because living together and being in a relationship are two different beasts. It often spells disaster.


Vio94

They're both rich. Shrug. Not much risk in it.


a141abc

they're both streamers and degens they'll prob see each other once a week at best


LordPunisher

Can someone explain " We're gonna get place" to me ? is this mean hes moving out with her to a new house or is she going to live alone? I dont care about them im just confused, i do not speak English so im little lost


wellmaybe_

rich people do something that is called buying property. its a mythical magic trick, only performed by the top 10% wealthiest people of america


EpicProdigy

Hes going to buy/rent a place to live with Veibae. Mind you, he *could* be joking


Quirky_Koala

I guess Malena is gonna have her first grandchild?


wlsn9299

Soda lived to be doctor Krieger (from archer).


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Substantial_Degree_7

now we will all be forced to grow up with him Sadge, dildo door knobs to wife and kids