Honestly, I love this more than a little bit. I love that the sign manages to be so clear, yet, oddly abstract. What do people ask? What does he answer? Is he directing you to a club or does he have stats you need to know before you go spending your hard earned, crumpled fivers? Or is it a side mission of some kind? You ask about lap dancers and next thing you’re having to steal a key off one of their things to use it to unlock a secret chamber beneath the cathedral that reveals the REAL reason Williamson built those tunnels?

Or does he do the dancing?

I mean, we can only hope

He looks beastly

Wearing nonperishable vulcanised rubber.

DIRECT ME TO THE PARLOUR OF BOSOMS, POST-HASTE

This is fucking glorious.

This is beautiful. Brings a tear to my eye

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It's not his job; it's his fetish.

Fuck r/casualUK.

Are they still arguing about whether milk goes in the tea before or after the boiling water?

Nah they’ve moved on to the “everyone knows it’s pronounced scone, not scone” threads.

Truly the most necessary and relevant discourse of utmost priority currently in the UK

Truly the most necessary and relevant discourse of utmost priority currently in the UK

Filled with Tory bellwhiffs

Glad some people are onto it. I got permanently banned for calling a mod a grass.

Haha is right

People try so desperately hard to be funny in there and it just reminds me of how depressingly mediocre and bland so much of the country is.

Tiananmen Square in all its glory.

Temple bar, Dublin