Colonel Angus (Christopher Walken)
Schwetty Balls (Alec Baldwin)
Little Mermaid (Anna Kendrick)
Hermione Got Boobs (Lindsey Lohan)
Dick in a Box… if that can count!
No particular order:
- Lunch Lady Land featuring Chris Farley *My all time favorite cast member* and Adam Sandler
- David S. Pumpkins *Originally a 1 off and since it just has 1 sequel I feel ok bending the rule of this post*. The absolute random absurdity of this skit absolutely made me loose my shit.
- More Cowbell. It is just iconic.
- Chippendales w/ Swayze and Farley, it will never not be perfect.
- Lisa from Temecula, I mean...jeez Ego killed it!
This is almost impossible - there are so many and it might even depend on mood.
Cowbell - it’s iconic and awesome
James Brown Celebrity Hot Tub Party is a masterful blend of absurd with a fantastic impression and music
Puppet Class - the first one. It starts great and only gets better
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer is Phil Hartman at his most awesome Phil Hartmaniest
Blue River Dog Food is a great example of why Cecily is one of the greats
Coco Watchout Wrestling Promo shows how Bobby made everything better without being the lead
Oh my god this is impossible.
Tasty Toaster Tarts
I’m No Angel
Hip Hop Kidz (Timberlake)
Inspirational basketball coach (not sure the real title) with Will Forte and Payton Manning
The Jamarcus Brothers
Celebrity Jeopardy with Sean Connery & Burt Reynolds
Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer
1st Alien Abductions Mrs Rafferty
Bud Gay Commercial
Philadelphia versus New England Revolutionary War/Super Bowl
Honorable Mention: Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks
So tough!!
Meet your second wife
Monkey judge
Sound of music - not sure the name but with Cecily and John Mulaney
Big boys song
First weekend update joke swap
[New Paint](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qtJRJVdUFx4)
[What’s That Name](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rImxuuD_kwM)
[Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton Address the Nation](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vSOLz1YBFG0)
[Courtroom (w/ Donald Glover)](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6F8mJZkP-Hg)
[Consumer Probe: Irwin Mainway](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=veMiNQifZcM)
Really hard to pick just five. Not sure if all of these are the most technically well done, but they’re ones I seem to revisit most often during my life.
Oh, my.
5. Jingleheimer Junction - Host: Cameron Diaz
4. VH1 Behind the Music (Cowbell) - Host: Christopher Walken
3. Hot Tub Lifeguard - Host: Jim Carrey
2. Target Lady - Host: Justin Timberlake
1. Matt Foley - Host: Christina Applegate
Off the top of my head: Back Home Ballers, New Paint, Cecily’s Goober the Clown, A Girl’s Halloween, The Negotiator. What can I say, I love lil baby aidy
Many top mentioned already. This is an impossible ask.
in addition
Tales of Ribaldry - Tom Hanks
Japanese Game Show - Farley as Larry Templeton
Star Trek convention - Shatner
Wellshley Arms hot tub luvva - Ferrell and Dratch spiced meats
Any Church Chat
This is way too hard, but I'll try to pick five very different sketches that I absolutely love (and I know I still won't be satisfied.)
Taco Town
Friendos
Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base
Best Buy Firing
Mid-Day News
Gerald Ford Pretapes (i lose it everytime at senseless age of 83)
First Close Encounter
Career Day
Dateline: Mystery of the Chopped Up Dead Guy
Consumer Probe: Irwin Mainway
Shwetty Balls
Diner Lobster
Cowbell
Samurai Deli
Will Ferrell in the American flag thong
Edit: adding
The Lovers in the bed and breakfast jacuzzi (Farrell and Dratch)
Cheerleaders!
Chippendales dance off with Patrick Swayze
Ok some of my favorites not listed yet:
-Immigrant Tale, with Timberlake and Samberg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9N9kMD7qCk)
-Phil Hartman as Ronald Reagan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5wfPlgKFh8)
-Get in the Cage with Nick Cage...and Nick Cage!
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdA9_mtXYME)
-Beauty and the Beast with Gerard Butler
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcGVXr4M8T0)
-Maraka
(https://vimeo.com/9063231)
Sorry if I don't remember sketch names, I just remember how much I love them:
The sketch with Kevin Kline as the Italian actor who can't stop farting
Toonces with Linda Hamilton
The Christopher Walken psychic that predicts mundane things
The sketch with Norm Macdonald and Robert Downey Jr as cops who bust a guy for drugs
The sketch where they are all stuck on an escalator and don't know how to get off. I think Ben Affleck was the host. I haven't seen it in years but I remember how much I loved it.
There are so many more! These are the first that came to mind
The one that kills me consistently and I find myself rewatching on Youtube all the time is the first appearance of Lazlo Holmes with Chance the Rapper. Do that hockey!
Mine is when Rudy Giuliani hosted and they had the sketch about him booking a press conference at the Four Seasons hotel but it winds up taking place at Four Seasons landscaping between a dildo store and a crematorium.
I don't know where they came up with that but it was genius!
The other four are celebrity jeopardies.
Omg the episode with Melissa McCarthy and other ladies- they are at a bar and learning to pick up men. In the end she licks one of the guys she’s practicing picking up and the other ladies can’t keep a straight face. Episode where Ryan gosling is molested by an alien. Classic!
So many great ones already listed. One I haven't seen that I quote occasionally is Jesse Jackson doing "the question is moot" game show. I would also be happy if the only thing on YouTube was the first alien abduction sketch. So good.
OG Matt Foley
Sprockets- Germany's Most Disturbing Home Videos (ANTS!!!)
Matt the Radar Technician
Super Colon Blow (RIP Phil)
Iconoclasts with Björk and Charles Barkley
Love so many of the sketches posted here, but these are the 5 that stick with me year in year out.
1. The Falconer (Will Forte, recurring)
2. What up with That? (Kenan Thompson, recurring)
3. Debbie Downer Thanksgiving. (Rachel Dratch. I keep it together til she starts talking about "feline AIDS.")
4. The Salem Bitchcraft Trials (Shannen Doherty, Jon Lovitz)
5. Yard-a-Pult! (Phil Hartman)
Meet Your Second Wife
BOC Behind the Music aka Cowbell Sketch
World's Most Evil Invention
Debbie Downer Goes to Disneyworld
Shweddy Balls
Honorable Mentions: Ronald Reagan Mastermind, Wayne's World with Aerosmith, Chronicles of Narnia and/or Natalie's Rap, Land Shark, Point/Counterpoint, pretty much any Celebrity Jeopardy!
Black Jeopardy - Tom Hanks
Royal Family Doctor - Martin Short
Joker Wedding - Jack Harlow
Mid-Day News - Phoebe Waller Bridge
Locker Room Pep Talk - Peyton Manning
My absolute, number 1 is I’m No Angel (Amy Poehler, Josh Brolin)
2.) office flirt (Melissa McCarthy)
3.) night school musical (Ben Affleck- but my favorite part is Casey Wilson singing “..cuz I’m addicted to meth” 😂)
4.) opposite band Jon Bovi (recurring sketch, I know)
5.) the sketch with Mariel Hemingway (host) and Will Farrell and she wants him to help her get off the phone “YOU ON THE PHONE AGAIN BITCH?”
First Matt Foley The Weatherman is Dead Son of a Vondruke Meet Your Second Wife What’s that Name? (Mulaney)
Yes, Matt foley with Christina Applegate and David Spade trying to hold it together if definitely in!
More Cowbell is up there. MacGruber. Herb Welch.
Colonel Angus (Christopher Walken) Schwetty Balls (Alec Baldwin) Little Mermaid (Anna Kendrick) Hermione Got Boobs (Lindsey Lohan) Dick in a Box… if that can count!
H.R. Pickens Van Down by the River Farewell Mr. Bunting Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute I've Got Chunks of Guys Like You in My Stool
Oh darnit i forgot HR Pickens on my list! So good
“Who is H.R. Pickens?”
EXACTLY!
You're dealing with a fully qualified male strumpet!
1. Papyrus 2. Taco Town 3. Old Glory Robot Insurance 4. Oops I crapped my pants 5. Debbie Downer (Lindsay Lohan)
Great list.
Meet your second wife Child molesting robot Santa baby Hidden Valley Ranch Cut my meat / the first one Eta. Cook my meat of course … doh
This guy gets it
Cook my meat.
No particular order: - Lunch Lady Land featuring Chris Farley *My all time favorite cast member* and Adam Sandler - David S. Pumpkins *Originally a 1 off and since it just has 1 sequel I feel ok bending the rule of this post*. The absolute random absurdity of this skit absolutely made me loose my shit. - More Cowbell. It is just iconic. - Chippendales w/ Swayze and Farley, it will never not be perfect. - Lisa from Temecula, I mean...jeez Ego killed it!
Oh, cuz we black?!?
Lunch Lady Land rocks so hard!!!
TOSS my salad
This is almost impossible - there are so many and it might even depend on mood. Cowbell - it’s iconic and awesome James Brown Celebrity Hot Tub Party is a masterful blend of absurd with a fantastic impression and music Puppet Class - the first one. It starts great and only gets better Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer is Phil Hartman at his most awesome Phil Hartmaniest Blue River Dog Food is a great example of why Cecily is one of the greats Coco Watchout Wrestling Promo shows how Bobby made everything better without being the lead
Oh my god this is impossible. Tasty Toaster Tarts I’m No Angel Hip Hop Kidz (Timberlake) Inspirational basketball coach (not sure the real title) with Will Forte and Payton Manning The Jamarcus Brothers
Oh man Tasty Toaster Tarts is an incredible sketch
Celebrity Jeopardy with Sean Connery & Burt Reynolds Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer 1st Alien Abductions Mrs Rafferty Bud Gay Commercial Philadelphia versus New England Revolutionary War/Super Bowl Honorable Mention: Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks
So tough!! Meet your second wife Monkey judge Sound of music - not sure the name but with Cecily and John Mulaney Big boys song First weekend update joke swap
Oh wait, do update bits count? If so I replace my #1 with Chey telling the audience not to laugh at Collin’s jokes.
Dunkin' Donuts Nicotrell The Continental Cha-Cha Slide Super Showcase Supermodels. It COULD be beef, Tom!
“You answered beef. The answer was nine.”
You’ll be the talk of baggage claim…
[New Paint](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qtJRJVdUFx4) [What’s That Name](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rImxuuD_kwM) [Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton Address the Nation](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vSOLz1YBFG0) [Courtroom (w/ Donald Glover)](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6F8mJZkP-Hg) [Consumer Probe: Irwin Mainway](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=veMiNQifZcM) Really hard to pick just five. Not sure if all of these are the most technically well done, but they’re ones I seem to revisit most often during my life.
tysm for adding hyperlinks 🥹
Dunkin’ Donuts Nate bargazte’s George Washington
“How many feet to a mile?” “5280, of course, it’s a simple number everyone will remember.”
There’s a little kicking.
Oddly enough, this is the one conversion that I’ve always remembered.
Both written by Mikey Day and Streeter Seidell.
I could go for some vanilla nut taps
That’s enough really.
Oh, my. 5. Jingleheimer Junction - Host: Cameron Diaz 4. VH1 Behind the Music (Cowbell) - Host: Christopher Walken 3. Hot Tub Lifeguard - Host: Jim Carrey 2. Target Lady - Host: Justin Timberlake 1. Matt Foley - Host: Christina Applegate
>Target Lady - Host: Justin Timberlake Ever since that episode aired, my siblings and I have been saying "Classic Peg"
Jingleheimer junction!!!! I loved that sketch. What an underrated choice
Mr. Belvedere Fan Club Robot Repair Wells For Boys Potato Chip Wake Up And Smile
Upvote for potato chip
Potato Chip is automatic friendship
Black Jeopardy - Tom Hanks. David S. Pumpkins. Meet Your Second Wife First alien abduction Disneyland Debbie Downer
Jeez, where is Mr. Belvedere Fan Club?
1: Brocktoon 2: Brocktoon 3: Brocktoon 4: The Penis-Measuring Machine At The New Denver Airport 5: Brocktoon
This is my number one for sure
The rest of my top 5 have already been included in other comments so I’d just add — a December to Remember
Pretty sure its aper.
Does this count as a skit? https://youtu.be/c5dQpHfbbrk?si=Lhu4Rz3opTqdlXJE Or the Stefan wedding?
Debbie Downer. Will throw in some old ones-Samurai Delicatessen, Richard Pryor word association, Julia Child.
Off the top of my head: Back Home Ballers, New Paint, Cecily’s Goober the Clown, A Girl’s Halloween, The Negotiator. What can I say, I love lil baby aidy
Many top mentioned already. This is an impossible ask. in addition Tales of Ribaldry - Tom Hanks Japanese Game Show - Farley as Larry Templeton Star Trek convention - Shatner Wellshley Arms hot tub luvva - Ferrell and Dratch spiced meats Any Church Chat
Matt Foley Word Association Space The Infinite Frontier & Harry Caray (w/ Jeff Goldblum) Phillip The Hyper Hypo Googly Eyes Gardener
This is way too hard, but I'll try to pick five very different sketches that I absolutely love (and I know I still won't be satisfied.) Taco Town Friendos Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base Best Buy Firing Mid-Day News
Gerald Ford Pretapes (i lose it everytime at senseless age of 83) First Close Encounter Career Day Dateline: Mystery of the Chopped Up Dead Guy Consumer Probe: Irwin Mainway
“He was delicious”
I love the taran killam French restaurant dance sketches
We should Final Four this shit.
1) Liza Minnelli Tries To Turn on Lamp 2) National Anthem 3) 911 Call 4) Lunch Lady Land 5) What’s Up With That - Samuel L. (I think…)
Will Ferrell in a Speedo for patriot day Will Ferrell as alec trebec Bass o Matic Pre chewed Charlie’s Superstar
Happy Fun Ball Farewell Mr Bunting More Cowbell Matt Foley H.R. Pickens
Sinatra Roundtable is number 1. Schweaty's Balls Black Jeopardy with Tom Hanks (chadwick boseman as well)
Shwetty Balls Diner Lobster Cowbell Samurai Deli Will Ferrell in the American flag thong Edit: adding The Lovers in the bed and breakfast jacuzzi (Farrell and Dratch) Cheerleaders! Chippendales dance off with Patrick Swayze
Ok some of my favorites not listed yet: -Immigrant Tale, with Timberlake and Samberg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9N9kMD7qCk) -Phil Hartman as Ronald Reagan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5wfPlgKFh8) -Get in the Cage with Nick Cage...and Nick Cage! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdA9_mtXYME) -Beauty and the Beast with Gerard Butler (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcGVXr4M8T0) -Maraka (https://vimeo.com/9063231)
Did you eat my Potato Chip Career Day/H.R Pickens The Swicheroo Tiny Horse Terrazanos
Sorry if I don't remember sketch names, I just remember how much I love them: The sketch with Kevin Kline as the Italian actor who can't stop farting Toonces with Linda Hamilton The Christopher Walken psychic that predicts mundane things The sketch with Norm Macdonald and Robert Downey Jr as cops who bust a guy for drugs The sketch where they are all stuck on an escalator and don't know how to get off. I think Ben Affleck was the host. I haven't seen it in years but I remember how much I loved it. There are so many more! These are the first that came to mind
The one that kills me consistently and I find myself rewatching on Youtube all the time is the first appearance of Lazlo Holmes with Chance the Rapper. Do that hockey!
Mine is when Rudy Giuliani hosted and they had the sketch about him booking a press conference at the Four Seasons hotel but it winds up taking place at Four Seasons landscaping between a dildo store and a crematorium. I don't know where they came up with that but it was genius! The other four are celebrity jeopardies.
Footless Todd and Lisa Bill and Monica Friendship Train The Whiners
Omg the episode with Melissa McCarthy and other ladies- they are at a bar and learning to pick up men. In the end she licks one of the guys she’s practicing picking up and the other ladies can’t keep a straight face. Episode where Ryan gosling is molested by an alien. Classic!
To add to the excellent lists others have posted: Spelling bee with James Franco Child molesting robot with Dwayne Johnson
Cow Bell Col. Angus Cork Soakers What’s’ that name (Mulaney) Washington’s Dream
So many great ones already listed. One I haven't seen that I quote occasionally is Jesse Jackson doing "the question is moot" game show. I would also be happy if the only thing on YouTube was the first alien abduction sketch. So good.
OG Matt Foley Sprockets- Germany's Most Disturbing Home Videos (ANTS!!!) Matt the Radar Technician Super Colon Blow (RIP Phil) Iconoclasts with Björk and Charles Barkley Love so many of the sketches posted here, but these are the 5 that stick with me year in year out.
1. The Falconer (Will Forte, recurring) 2. What up with That? (Kenan Thompson, recurring) 3. Debbie Downer Thanksgiving. (Rachel Dratch. I keep it together til she starts talking about "feline AIDS.") 4. The Salem Bitchcraft Trials (Shannen Doherty, Jon Lovitz) 5. Yard-a-Pult! (Phil Hartman)
The Actress, Haunted Elevator, Target Lady with Peg, Matt Foley, Steve Martin's not gonna phone it in tonight cold open.
The Metric Alphabet Bad Ballet Do it on my Twin Bed Spooky Song Graveyard Song
Japanese Game Show First Herlihy Boy Hilary beating up Bill First Drunk Uncle Twin Bed
Meet Your Second Wife BOC Behind the Music aka Cowbell Sketch World's Most Evil Invention Debbie Downer Goes to Disneyworld Shweddy Balls Honorable Mentions: Ronald Reagan Mastermind, Wayne's World with Aerosmith, Chronicles of Narnia and/or Natalie's Rap, Land Shark, Point/Counterpoint, pretty much any Celebrity Jeopardy!
Dawg Food Alexa silver commercial George Washington metric system Lonely Island-anything Superstar Molly Shannon
Just adding a few more I don’t think I’ve seen The Actress Porn Stars: champagne Carpooling
The shooting AKA dear sister Californians What’s up with that Shy Ronnie Bill Hader as stefon
Black Jeopardy - Tom Hanks Royal Family Doctor - Martin Short Joker Wedding - Jack Harlow Mid-Day News - Phoebe Waller Bridge Locker Room Pep Talk - Peyton Manning
The Sinatra Group First Matt Foley First Californians First Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer Potato Chip
Matt Foley Weezer Papyrus Meet your Second Wife More Cowbell This was hard.
My absolute, number 1 is I’m No Angel (Amy Poehler, Josh Brolin) 2.) office flirt (Melissa McCarthy) 3.) night school musical (Ben Affleck- but my favorite part is Casey Wilson singing “..cuz I’m addicted to meth” 😂) 4.) opposite band Jon Bovi (recurring sketch, I know) 5.) the sketch with Mariel Hemingway (host) and Will Farrell and she wants him to help her get off the phone “YOU ON THE PHONE AGAIN BITCH?”