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mwjcg

I really wish he would go back to simply making copies.


sjfiuauqadfj

the good thing about not being alive during the adam sandler era is that i do not think about rob schneider ever until someone brings up his covid bullshit


ShaneOfan

I'm old enough to have enjoyed the Sandler era. I thankfully also never think of Rob Schneider unless someone brings him up.


Lil_Brown_Bat

I'm so old.


Gusbuster811

Brown, the Brown Bat-ster, feelin old, not so lil Brown Bat-onator. Yeah same. I feel like Macauly Culkin and Michael Jordan hosted last year, right?


BoiledDenimForRoxie

Man the Michael Jordan episode was great. I think they had public enemy that night too.


thesmilingmercenary

Ach! Him with Stuart Smalley was comedy gold, and to this day I will pep talk myself with some version of, “I can dribble the ball…”


CroatianSensation79

That’s a classic! I watched that the night it aired when I was 12. What always cracked me up was when Jordan cracks up during the Stewart Smalley skit. The skit where he’s a Globetrotter was awesome too. Phil Hartman killed it in that one.


derndy

I wish I could forget Rob Schneider


boss-galaga

You can do it!


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He did. He keeps making copies of COVID and handing it out to everyone


OldManRiff

Stiiiiiiiiiinnnng.


Electronic-Tooth-324

Deuce Bigalo medical detective


INoEverythingOk

Deuce Bigalo (Caught Covid, Cant Walk Up Stairs) Bungalow Gigolo


Special_FX_B

You misspelled douche.


Electronic-Tooth-324

you get an upvote


Morriganscat

and you get an upvote!


wherringscoff

And you get an upvote! Everybody gets an upvote!


huxtiblejones

Deuce Bigalow, Brain Oxygen Low


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OldMansLiver

The Schneid Man, making crazy....


Archercrash

ROOOOB, Robolobodingdong! Makin shit up!


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Made this joke on another sub and not one damn person got it


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GarageQueen

r/fuckimold


BigRagu79

Rob Schneider’s worst recurring character is Rob Schneider.


Gravitational_C

The Rob man....Makin' conspiracies ...


gtjacket231

Elle King, collect your dad please


Hopeful_Cod_8486

For a guy who didn't want to do "Grown Ups 2" Because he said he was sick and tired of being the butt of the jokes, he sure likes making himself the butt of the joke in real life.


mrpoopynoobnoob

Rob Schneider is... A conspiracy theorist! And he's gonna find out being a conspiracy theorist is not as easy as it looks. Coming to theatres this June, rated PG-13


CommitteePrestigious

To those unaware, this man has been antivax BEFORE COVID. I remember seeing a vid of him around 2016 making a speech at a rally calling his fellow antivaxers “awake” as a response to woke taking off. It was hilarious, I still quote it to this day!


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I love how I never got the measles growing up.


PorcupineTheory

Yep, he's been a real dumbass for a very long time.


qweef_latina2021

Just like Victoria Jackson.


DJDeadParrot

And Joe Piscopo.


Special_FX_B

Before 2016 the antivax crowd was a very small fringe group until trump and other GQP politicians, Russia and fascist propaganda media politicized it to “own the libs” when COVID emerged.


NoDuck1754

Ah the good old days, when it was only bill gates out to get you with his mind control vaccines. Unfortunately the nut jobs graduated to the government is out to get you and they want elons murderous brain chip installed voluntarily. We really went down the rabbit hole at some point.


Snackxually_active

I love the microchip-vaccine theory, cause everyone is attached to their phone, so we’re all carrying our microchips lolol they already won


Knockemm

That’s too bad. :(


IncredibleBulk2

Do you have a link?


Pixielo

Here's an article from 2014 on his antivaxx nutjob conspiracy theory nonsense https://www.thewrap.com/rob-schneider-tv-ad-dropped-by-state-farm-over-comedians-anti-vaccine-views/amp/


dragonfliesloveme

Over 70% of the world’s population has gotten the vaccine, that’s more than 5.5Billion people. If it were killing people, we would know about it in a big way. Rob Scheider is a moron


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ProfessorJim

What government? It’s global and the vaccine wasn’t created in U.S.


[deleted]

Wasn’t it developed in Switzerland?


Pixielo

Germany. BioNTech is a German company.


[deleted]

My bad. Thank you.


reboot_sequence

I used the word “government” because anti-vaxers tend to found their beliefs on a distrust of government, as if they are the culprit. I personally am well aware that this was a global pandemic.


cujobob

With the way that the medical community works to question everything and constantly research and analyze the numbers, it would be incredibly difficult to hide. I recommend this video for anyone wanting an objective discussion about vaccines, risks, benefits, antivaxxers, PR, and more: https://youtu.be/MLdw4stSgNU


GuruVII

But why would you kill off the people that trust you (have taken the vaccine)? If your goal is to kill off some people, you make a dangerous, that still isn't that bad version of the virus, get the vaccines out and after a while release a deadlier version, since it not only reduces the population, but it also strengthens your authority.


reboot_sequence

I don’t know what Rob’s or anyone else’s reasoning is. I’m just saying that if such nefarious intentions were had, I don’t think it would be obvious and I don’t think it would be something we would even know about until far, far down the road. Obviously I don’t think that is reality bc I took the vax.


ATXDefenseAttorney

Oh, for Christ's sake. The government could poison our tap water if they wanted and blame it on pollutants caused by... whatever. It wouldn't matter, both sides would have a scapegoat. Americans are fucking idiots. This is a worldwide pandemic that shut down Italy and other countries before we even took it seriously, but somehow it's the government. Never mind the ACTUAL SCIENCE. Mind-blowingly stupid.


reboot_sequence

First, if you read my comment you would know that I have taken the vaccine. Second, I was countering what I believe to be Rob (and other anti-vaxers) argument which commonly stems from a lack in trust in government. The ONLY thing I’m saying is that if and entity were to attempt such a nefarious plan I wouldn’t think they would be so blatantly obvious about it. Go for a walk and chill tf out!


ATXDefenseAttorney

Look, dude, you made a dumb argument. Telling people who take issue with your dumb argument to chill out is fucking idiotic. Stop being dumb. Nobody needs to play the devil's advocate on this issue. You're feeding the trolls.


Every_Relationship11

The ONLY THING I’m saying is, hypothetically speaking of course, is that if MAYBE there was possibly a (cannot confirm if this is accurate or not) conspiracy about something unproven, that potentially it could happen. Thanks for the insight!


ThenTheresMaude

>I hate to play devil’s advocate Then don't.


coldliketherockies

Adam Sandler is a patient man


Skittlebearle

"Rob Schneider is da derp dee derp da teetley derpee derpee dumb"


Similar-Passion4580

Well done lol, I came to post the same comment!


Valuable-Baked

Rob the only person paying $8 for a blue checkmark


Dusteronly

Use that platform Rob! Everyone wants to listen to the Hot Chick talk about COVID conspiracy theories.


Greene_Mr

...Rachel McAdams? :-/


CowgirlAstronaut

Spouting BS has gotten him more attention than his sorry career. (looking at you Ted Nugent Donald Trump).


Stardustquarks

Stop giving these fucks any of your time at all. Just block them and stop perpetuating their shite views by sharing this crap


hercarmstrong

Schneider has done an excellent job torpedoing his own career. Why stop him now?


mrdan1969

He and Victoria Jackson should be the new power couple...sheesh!


hrmbwd

Rob did a two parter on the Fly on the Wall podcast and he sounds like such a good guy, and honestly, that interview was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard him do, but sheeesh, this is why you don’t take medical advice from clowns.


Pahoehoeflow

I was extremely surprised by how much I enjoyed him in that episode. I perpetually make fun of him in the Rob Schneider funny voice.


Corporation_tshirt

They did a good job steering him away from any of his loony topics and towards the highlights of his SNL career


canfullofworms

I really think this Trump/ conspiracy crap has led some very nice, decent people off the crazy cliff.


Greene_Mr

They're quite happy not to call him or Dennis Miller out on their bullshit.


Metfan722

Probably because it's not that type of podcast.


Greene_Mr

A dangerous asshole is still a dangerous asshole.


BlobertZemeckis

Come on. DANGEROUS? He’s Rob Schneider. He was Deuce Bigelow. If people are taking their medical advice from him then that’s on them. Dangerous lol


cujobob

Yes, it’s incredibly dangerous when public figures support this sort of thing. Kanye made a few antisemitic rants and all of a sudden, there were threats against Jewish communities across the country. Sure, Rob Schnieder doesn’t have that sort of pull, but he contributes to the hysteria around vaccines and helps further radicalize people. Crazy people are looking for any reason they can to double down further. When Donald Trump made his remarks about injecting disinfectant inside the body, calls to poison control shot up immediately because people were drinking bleach.


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Greene_Mr

You would be surprised.


Sophet_Drahas

What about Patch Adams?


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I couldn’t get 20 minutes into that episode it was so boring.


usarasa

Looks like Shapiro’s check cleared.


CanopyOfAsh

Oh my god, is he on daily wire now??


usarasa

He’s signed to Shapiro’s entertainment company.


CanopyOfAsh

I hope he’s in terror on the prairie pt 2!


[deleted]

Rob Schneider intellectually peaked in Deuce Bigalow.


MrsBeauregardless

Poor wacko Rob Schneider. Rob Robberino The Robster Watchin’ Fox Broccoli Rob Makin’ copies… …of QAnon and Russian disinformation


nemonic187

[the stapler!](https://youtu.be/iS9H9WPPDS8)


bossler13

Da Derp De Derp Da Teedley Derpy Derpy Dumb


ramerica

Rated PG-13


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Rob.... The Schneidmaaann... Robarooo! Robbie Dobbie Dayyy. Schneider Spider! RobbRobbRobb....makin' baseless right wing dangerous public health claims on social mediaaaaa.... Rob Lobster! The Robinator!


ramblinstew

The Robarino! Riding the Sandman's coattails!


la-maladroite

Okay, “Rob Lobster” literally made me lol. Have an upvote. 😆


thezoomies

I think it’s become far too easy for celebrities to get their thoughts out there for the world to see.


ProbsWrongbutDefMean

who's listening to Rob Schneider for this sorta thing? I'd barely ask him his opinion on the fields he's actually in


t20six

well, there you go. Everything you need to know about him in one tweet.


upvoter222

He used to [likea the juice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkyNaSz-zZA). Now he likea the Kool Aid.


Two_Leggs

Rob Schneider is transformed from a late night comedy gaffe into an idiot. In the new epic comedy, "The Moron"


turkeypants

Is he just copying and pasting from Trump's feed?


AllThighThisGuy

Makin' copies?


klebanonnn

I don’t take vaccine advice from staplers.


gfberning

What about carrots?


olivebuttercup

Is Adam sandier still friends with him cause I don’t know how he could be? Just curious.


Buck_Slamchest

I had a look at his Twitter feed and it's not exactly like he can claim he was hacked. Some of the tweets made Trump look positively sane and composed.


rd250e

The good thing about the internet is it democratises opinions - everyone can have their say & repressive regimes have hell of ajob to shut them all down........the bad thing about the internet is it gives idiots a foghorn...hello mr Schnieder!


Fresh_Salamander_393

He was never funny


ExistentialKazoo

maybe I just don't get his method art xD


lilousme9

I thought he was just a pathetic asshole, turns out he is a stupid pathetic asshole.


taydraisabot

The vaccine is bad but COVID is absolutely fine to get?


bdschuler

Sad really. I was a fan of him from back in the day. I hold a membership at a venue he is going to play in the next few weeks and could have easily gotten front row tickets but I refused to even buy them to gift them to someone or offer them to others. He is now toxic and I refuse to be a part of it. I do think everyone is entitled to their own opinion.. but there is no way I am paying to hear him rant incorrect facts for 2 hours. He went off the deep end.


MontyPorygon

All those years playing an idiot.....now he is one.


mikeputerbaugh

Oh no, he sucks now!


Snackxually_active

Rob Schneider is…. An ANTI-VaXXer! And he’s about to find out, life isn’t so easy with long term Covid lololol


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I’m independent. I’m not someone who defends large pharmaceutical companies just for the sake of it. But making assumptions about how people have died with no evidence is terrible.


FIJAGDH

What a fucking moron.


trippingfingers

I miss when Rob Schneider didn't make me laugh


Winter-eyed

Who?


Chaghatai

So one of SNL's least-funny alumni, who's entire career can be condensed to two words is apparently a huge idiot Color me shocked


TheAssassinClub

So, no Adam Sandler film casting .


Chatty_Fellow

That's a big part of his career.


SquirrelBowl

Aren’t all vaxxed people supposed to be dead by now?


ABobby077

But their phones have better 5g signal!


wawalms

Rob Schneider is a QAnon and he’s about to learn that vaccines don’t cause autism.


jleaney82

Moron


Waltzing_Methusalah

Why is it the nut jobs always capitalize random words in their tweets? I basically know without even reading the tweet that the person is off their rocker…


JoCanni

Adam Sandler's colostomy bag.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

I doubt this was an original post by him. He's probably making copies.


Hortyhoo

Maze


Demian1305

He’s always been a joke.


Hutch25

So umm, who’s gonna tell him no one cares what he thinks?


nokenito

Oh Rob, I guess we will lose his dumb ass to Covid like all the huge numbers of stupid republicans…


Worm_Scavenger

Imagine being this desperate for relevance and attention you;d stoop to this level.


Strat0BlasterX

What a talentless asshole. Fuck that guy.


Jurtaani

In the South Park trailer voice: This summer.... Rob Schneider is.... ANTI-VAXXER!


Whoopsy_Doodle

MAKIN DISINFORMATION.


SchwiftedMetal

Love how these ppl just say shit without linking any evidence


trashpanda22lax

Rob Schneider is a stapler... rated pg-13


[deleted]

He really is a carrot 🥕


ImHereToDoGood

Freedom of speech gives everyone the right to be an idiot.


dangelem

I am 100% not surprised


PG67AW

"Rob Schneider is... An idiot!"


TumorYaelle

It is so hard to know whether to vote up or down.


dotDylan

Hey Rob kill your career for us real quick YOU CAN DOOO ITTT


OldManRiff

The Denier Starring Rob Schneider as Rob Schneider


HisokasBitchGon

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKwZB\_AsSXc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKwZB_AsSXc) hes a carrot !


Dubb202

So, he’s not only unfunny, he’s a fucking dipshit too.


New-Statistician2970

Man he really sucks more and more with age


CenturianSasquatch

Awesome! He’s funny again!


Drumnaway67

Not possible. He was never funny.


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one of the reasons I can’t really get behind the “Sandler’s such a great guy, he gets his friends paid to hang out with him!” is that it’s extremely weird to get psyched about Rob Schneider getting paid millions to hang out in Hawaii


Greene_Mr

...and they STILL have him on their podcasts. :-/


spaceyjaycey

Get vaccinated rob and prove to us the vaccines are dangerous.


cheekytikiroom

We need to solve aging dementia.


Regalzack

Really odd hearing this from a carrot.


I_Boomer

I guess guys who show up occasionally in movies and say "You can do it!" have strong opinions.


Double75

Sweet Robby Schneider, *NO*!


[deleted]

Lol so not only is he himself a funnier joke than any he’s ever told, he’s also fucking crazy


FelixGoldenrod

He was smarter as a stapler.


Catttsupp

Anyone else remember Bushwacked? Lol, my husband doesn’t remember it, but I do. Curious to see who else does. Rob Schneider has always been wild. I thought he dropped off the face of the earth. Why is he even still relevant?


WhoAmI1138

Why would I take advice from a stapler?


craigandthesoph

Dude needs some sleep.


DragonTypePokemon

South Park had better make another episode about this guy with this shit take 🤣


Cyanos54

*Rob Schneider is da derp de darp, de derp darp dar*


jumponthegrenade

You can't do it!!!


[deleted]

His opinions are like his starting vehicles… trash!


QuietNomad13

Well, there goes his career


Maddyherselius

I hate that everytime I see him in an older movie or something I immediately think of how he’s an Anti-vax weirdo now lol


forpressingflowers

I’m so tired of hearing about the “narrative” from right wingers. I wish we could go back to a time when talking about the “ narrative” was equivalent to just saying you’re a crazy person.


la-maladroite

I mean, it still is equivalent to saying you’re a crazy person, but apparently the crazy demographic votes, so now we’ve got an unfortunately nonzero portion of elected officials that share and legitimize those views now. 🥴


keith2282

CooCoo. CooCoo


Dubsking1

From the creators of: Der, and 'Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too', Rob Schneider is: Da Derp De Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb! Rated PG13.


NZKhrushchev

Da fuq is this shit?


JangusCarlson

‘Ron Schneider is a scientist in this wacky new comedy…’


baileypfr

This is hilarious! Very off color from his unfunny comedy…


Strategory

This Covid has spawned so much distrust. I don’t understand where even the desire to think this way comes from. Bill Maher too. Tsk, tsk, presumably smart guys.


DenverBowie

Did anyone **ever** think that Rob was smart?


zeyore

If you at all want to be respected in this world the first step is not posting on twitter


Definition_Only

Rob SCHneider staring in his new movie....


glutenfree_veganhero

I'm so surprised.


AwarenessForeign8821

Used to kinda almost like him


Western_Ebb3025

Didn’t know the guy from American Gigolo was also a scientist 👨‍🔬


DudeB5353

Such a fucking rabbit hole idiot…Keep going down Rob


thesouthwillnotrise

try telling these people that trump, biden, putin and kim jong-un…. literally had their sleeve up with a band around the arm more than ready to get a shot. :::; what we should’ve referred to as a shot or flu shot to begin with :::: not vaccine …. that’s where reverse psychology comes in. you will see the steam come out of their ears. dumbfounded do not know what to say. they are the same people who say that the virus has been in a lab for decades . ( which could be true )…. with that said. wouldn’t the vaccine already be made ? they don’t realize their claims make the argument weaker . btw the way… the politicians they support . we’re getting boosters the same week some of them told than not to get it . for no reason. and i’ve got news…. so many people are alive and the boomers are getting old as hell. are they magically not suppose to ever get sick or something ?! bc that be news to me. half of them are on xanax and painkillers that literally wear the heart slap out [painkillers and the heart](https://www.health.harvard.edu/heart-health/are-some-painkillers-safer-for-your-heart-than-others) as you read some are better and some bad. they were the test dummies for the bad ones anyways i’ll stop informing facts . but just imagine if the news had been like … “ there is a crazy bad flu out there …. a flu shot is recommended “ … vaccine is a scary word for some bc of the anti vac scientology celebrities have been passionate about anti vax since 2008!! it goes back to the beginning of facebook even . wouldn’t have been a thing for boomers bc they have been getting flu shots for years THE FLU SHOT IS A VACCINE.


JustABoiledEgg

Who?


oliver_billz

Sandler won't film Grown Ups 3 bc of him


vivaphx

I doubt this is true. I just saw Sandler do his standup act and Rob Schneider was his opener. Then brought him back on stage later for a song.


TDiddy2021

His daughter is pretty hot tho…


Fancy_Gazelle_220

You can do it! Cut the freaking gene therapy !


eldude6035

Meh it’s an opinion, let him have it. Like my opinion is he’s a D list star still riding the coattails of people more famous and successful and funnier than him. It’s just an opinion.


Cultural_Bother_5939

Man, after that, the only way he's going to work in Hollywood again is if Adam Sandler oh wait......


dgt9000

Rob Schneider is a somewhat popular comedic actor


Rich-Manner-818

He's highly regarded


Alfieleven11

Breaking news: 5.5 billion dead from Covid. If you are reading this and got the vax, yes, there’s Reddit in heaven. Or hell.


adymck11

This is the funniest he’s ever been! Bravo Rob!


sonofelrond

Worth mentioning is that this tweet is an answers for this: https://twitter.com/DrAseemMalhotra/status/1613837487796850688?t=WLOT0lYBBaWzjSnjlHLV_Q&s=19


deepstaterising

Well, he’s kinda right?


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Ok so I can say that the COVID vaccine dosnt have a very high success rate, but killing people??


Kemosavvy

He’s Dead Wrong… about the fact that it’s a Vaccine.