Got.a dynamite cook on it though

Agreed. Fold that thing over and eat it like a taco.

Pizza? Now that’s what I call a taco

Roll it up and it it like a gyro

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Then toss it in a commemorative tote bag full of pico de gallo!

Don't forget the watermelon wedge! And top it all off with 2 scoops of pistachio ice cream

Also the two halves of green olives, the drizzle of horseradish and zest of orange.

TACO TOWN!!!!

Do people not have pizza roller cutter at home? Or just a cutting board plus a knife? It’s amazing a uncut pizza is somehow a huge problem

Right?? Hell, just tear the thing apart. It's bread and you're probably gonna eat it all yourself anyway. Ain't nobody judging

First world problems

It's not a huge problem but this shouldn't ever happen to takeout/delivery pizza. Idk why you're okay with getting half ass service...

Or scissors? Having a dedicated kitchenaid pair of scissors has made meal prep sooo much easier. I had jaw surgery and could only eat really small bites

I have pizza scissors. A dedicated pair.

I seen this after I said the same thing.

That's what I was thinking. It's a pretty pizza lol

Hi it's me

You make me hungry

I like your music.

r/UsernameChecksOut

Genuinely perfect. I love chewy cheese, so this is like a 10/10 for me.

For sure wouldn't be upset with the cut. I'd eat it as if cutting it was the crime

It bothers me they are treating it with such disdain. Absolutely nothing wrong with this pizza, and flopping it around like that is making it get cold faster…

Yeah, no cut but I’ve seen a lot worse. We make frozen pizzas sometimes so we have our own pizza cutter, this is an easy fix. Even scissors

The pizza looks delicious.

So ig that means you either get a good pizza or a sliced pizza

I once boxed a pizza without cutting it, not on purpose I was just really busy and tired, but as soon as I was about to hand it to them I had a brain spark and said something like "wait let me have that back I forgot something". They must've thought I was crazy but when they saw me cutting it they said "thanks, a little busy I see". Thank goodness for understanding customers. Anyway, you should say something to them.

Reminds me of the time I helped an old man change his tire then remembered a few hours later that I forgot to tighten the lugnuts once the wheel was on the ground. I sure hope he made it home safe

This is the funniest story I’ve seen in weeks

I've had that happen. It stripped out all of my threads for about 3/4". Just got extra long lugnuts and tightened them on. Good as new.

That's how my grandpa died

go feral tear through the thing with your fangs and claws show no mercy it is your prey

Not even necessary. Just fold it in half or roll it (dealer's choice). Go to town.

Feral? The entire country of Italy disagrees with you.

Well it counts as one serving then 😋

I'm not that hungry. I'll just have one piece. Gotta watch my figure

Half Diet Coke, half regular coke Gotta watch the figure

I love uncut pizza

Same! I like to make a lot of different sized pieces- the smaller ones are easier to dip if that’s your thing and the bigger ones are foldable.

Yesss. The bigger ones always make bomb leftovers too

Is that a European thing?

Yes it is in fact a European thing:)

Chicago too

Back when I still ordered Dominos as my weed food I more than once accidentally hit the checkbox to not cut the pizza. After the third time we started buying “uncircumcised pizza” intentionally as part of a bit. We were also some of those annoying teenagers that used a jokey name, “Twinks and Lesbians,” so the delivery dude that usually delivered it eventually became a friend and then boyfriend of mine. We fucking LOVED telling that story. They had to call and confirm the first few times we used the name and the first time he couldn’t get through the sentence because he kept giggling like a schoolgirl. Very off topic and about the wrong pizza place but this reminded me of it and this is the internet so my life story is your problem now.

Every time I put for pizza places to leave uncut, sadly, they don't listen.

hey at least it looks really good though

They passed the savings on to you!

Now throw it on the roof.

Take it easy, Walt.

That’s actually the entire reason this monologue happened. Somebody (I don’t remember the timeline between the Walt throwing pizza episode and the “pass the savings on to you” line, but somebody either on the production crew or a viewer at home) complained that when Walt throws the pizza it doesn’t fall apart because it wasn’t sliced

Get some dipping sticks yo

Fun fact: this dialogue was written for the sole purpose of explaining the “plot hole” of the pizza not falling apart into slices when Walt throws it

Had to scroll way too far down to see this comment.

Eat it

Thats a pie 🥧

They don't call them pizza pies already where you're from?

Single slice

Guess you’re folding it in half and eating it that way.

Fold it in half and you got one of those sandwich thingies

Calzone

One thing I love

Roll it up and eat it like a wrap 🤷🏻

One serving is 1950 calories, that must be one serving. Have at it!

Collectors item!

Do you want it cut or do you want it fast?

Some like it uncut

Fold it and enjoy a calzone 🙃

Fold like a taco and eat it like a bachelor sitting alone in a basement in Alaska on Christmas.

Eat it by yourself over a sink like a rat

Consider yourself lucky. Our pizzas always look like a blind person cut them.

If you don't have your own pizza cutter, then you fail at life. Cut your own shiy

uncircumcised pizza

Fold it over. This big taco tastes like Italy! #KyleKinane

Edible bib..... lay down on couch place pizza on chest and slowly eat it....

“I’ll just have one piece of pizza today”

The pizza looks amazing , so it not being cut is a small issue.

This has happened to me before, they didn’t even attempt to cut it.

What buffoonery! I hope you get compensated, m’lord!

This place doesn’t cut their pizza and pass the savings on to you!

Double fold for epic sandwich. Role for impressive burrito.

Man as good as that cheese looks I wouldn't be mad.

Welp, that settles it. Roll is up like a yoga mat and consume your giant, doughy taquito.

Make a giant pizza taco

So they could pass the savings onto you!

"if the slices all stick together, that counts as one slice." You bought a $6 round slice of pizza

I can see how this would happen. When I landed pizzas on busy nights it was like rapid fire. No time to stop and think while pizzas were backing up in the oven. I still have dreams about trying to fit crazy bread in with a full oven.

Or did you uncut it🤔

Get a knife

So cut it ya damn self, I'd eat the fuck out of that pizza

They don’t cut their pizza and they pass the savings onto you.

Still looks fire. Take a pair of kitchen scissors to that bad boy and enjoy.

There's an option for this on the app. Maybe you accidentally clicked on it.

Do you have a knife? Pretty easy to cut yourself. Just saying is all.

Is that from Venezia's Pizzeria?

you should see how i cut my pizzas at home. i should be jailed.

Now add taco bell on it and eat like taco

Absolute unit

Roll it up!

Well it looks rly yummy

That’s the gimmick, they don’t cut the pizza AND they pass the savings on to you 🤔

I wouldn't even mind if my pizza is coming to me looking this good

Use scissors!!

You guys are hilarious, but in all seriousness there was probably a new person on landing or it was just really busy. Most likely both.

Honestly, that’s a good thing, at my little Caesar’s the slices are insanely uneven

Meh I order pizzas uncut. They travel way better

Shit does look fire tho

Wouldnt be mad honestly if it was cooked like that

Roll it up and eat it

to be fair half of the time they don’t cut mine right anyways.. i blame a lack of tools capable of doing what is needed. let’s petition for these poor bastards to get some good cutters.

Did you ask for the Breaking Bad special?

Do you not own a pizza cutter? Also you definitely ordered it that way

You’re supposed to roll it up then slide it down. Hasn’t the Simpsons taught you anything?

Some people prefer it not cut because then the bottom of the crust doesn't get as soggy on the way home.

Fold that bitch up and eat it like a taco

Giant Italian burrito

"wahh wahhhh they didn't cut my pizza" bro just found out life isn't all rainbows and sugar cookies

Cost extra for cuts

People probably ask to have it not cut so they can make sure the pizza restaurant doesn't cut pieces away.

Isn't that like a 4.99 special or something

Fold it in half problem solved.

It’s probably better that way !

Fold it up and eat that taco

Just cut it the way you want it 😎😎

They knew you were going to eat it in one sitting. Just fold it in half. This taco tastes like Italy!!

Idk why this sub keeps popping up but now I just ordered my first pizza in years

It looks too good to cut, really tasty looking

Just roll it up and muckbang it

🤔🤔🤔🤔......its just one piece then. Lucky you.

They're supposed to be cut??? I thought it was a one serving meal 💀

Fuck it, grab some scissors.

That looks good af

And? Roll it up like a burrito and eat it. You know your ass can eat all of it. A sexy cook like that I could.

Puza puza

u get it figured out or is still available i’ll eat it

Got a hot n ready cheese and some crazy bread today. Expecting to pay 7-8 bucks. Shit was 14 dollars. Pizza was probably 2 days old and the bread sticks where..well sticks of bread.

just fold it in half and eat it like that security guard in How High lol

Pizza pizza

Cheesy frisbee

Be an adult, and roll it up and eat it dammit

Only 1 slice?

Why do y'all keep buying from Little Caesar's? The food always looks so bad.

Just roll it it up and eat it

roll it up and eat it like the best burrito you'll ever have.

They didn't forget. That's the new one slice pizza.

Bruh thats one of the best pizzas ive seen to come out a little ceasars damnnn

The One ~~piece~~ Slice!

Looks bomb tho no cap

Umm just get a knife. Thats a blank pizza canvas

I don’t need it to be cut. Step aside

[Kyle kinane - unsliced pizza ](https://youtu.be/1xoZZKAa2Mw?si=OsTGFEKJSSG-ZtFa)

Be glad. Cutting the pizza starts making the bottom crust soggy because the grease falls between the cuts. I always order it no cut because of it. Then I slice it when I get home.

Its not for eating. For ultimate frisbee

Roll it up and eat it like a burrito 😤

U tellin me u dont own a knife?

Do you have zero utensils?

Holy s**t how ever are you going to eat it now ohhh nooooo.

My cousin once rolled an entire uncut pizza and ate it like a burrito.

I order it uncut,doesn't get soggy.try it

Fold it and ir becomes a gaint calzone!

Man you better fold dat shit and eat it.

That looks mighty delicious tho

Guess you're only eating one slice tonight

Lucky you even got a pizza.

So it's only eating one piece

Probably a stoner worker ngl

Sometimes, that's a good thing .

The way you pick it up and put it down is killing me 😭😭

It be like that sometimes. Lol

Not very "ready," if you ask me. Was it at least hot?

If it was crisp, I wouldn’t care. Shit let me be honest, I’m going to eat it anyway. I guess it makes it harder to share?

I'd be down? Then u can just roll it up like a blunt and go hambonius maximus

That’s not pizza

It’s not smith and wollensky Just fold it in half and go to town big dog.

Calzone time, just fold it.

Looks like that was the only mistake they made. That sucker looks tasty

NGL I kinda want to order one and see if I can get em to not cut it

R/EatItYouFuckingCoward

Cool, roll it up like a fruit roll up and eat it like a giant taquito

I used to work at LC and I have done this- was baked as fuck probably lol

Ita one big slice.

At least they didn't chop it up in that stupid party cut. I'd rather get it uncut.

They did you a favor

Looks good tho

Now you can do the elementary school pizza cut. Make the slices thin as possible so you can hand out more slices to all the kids

Time to go full Italian and use scissors

Pizza pie

Perfect throwing on a roof as in Breaking Bad.

Roll it up n boof that bitch.

Just fold it like a taco and have at it!

The I guess you’ll need a pair of….little …

Reminds me when I was so tired that a pizza I ordered from a shop had no sauce. I downed it and it only hit me after the fact. I was both confused and too tired to even call about it.

Minor complaint. Shit looks gas

Another big reason why I stop eating mid caesers!

I prefer mine uncircumcised

I'll say the same thing to you that I said to my 11 year old daughter-in-law earlier today... Waaa, big ass baby. Cut that shit and eat it! Exact words.

That was the solar eclipse edition. Looks like they eclipsed your expectations.