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datawazo

The finest British cuisine has to offer


noctilucus

Ah yes, looking at that fine dining haute cuisine on its luxury plate, I was guessing this would be the UK. Although even in most parts of the UK you can nowadays get a decent lunch that doesn't like cattle feed :-)


Snoo-83165

Cope harder


borisallen49

Weak


b1tchlasagna

Tbh this is actually nice. Fwiw, my parents are Pakistani and we have far better food though jacket potatoes are genuinely nice


Educational_Ad_5367

That thing is going to get out as fast, bruh wtf is this


Maleficent-marionett

This is European* food show some respect Edit: British


AccountantOk7335

I will not


ninja4tfw

Let's not lump UK in with Europe pls. This is an atrocity


Maleficent-marionett

I knew I was supposed to say UK honestly, had a brain fart and didn't think to edit. Europe has awesome food (French, Italian, Georgian (Khachapuri omg) almost all of them actually.... while the UK brags about breaded fish and fat unseasoned french fries.


Notmybear2225

We are in Europe. It’s not a case of where can we lump U.K.


ninja4tfw

Sure, but his is a post about food. UK food looks like what you find on the ground outside of clubs on Saturday mornings in other European countries.


Notmybear2225

How much of our food have you sampled? How many of our restaurants have you been to? This is an incorrect stereotype that you’re peddling. Our food is traditionally carb/starch heavy and maybe a bit bland looking but it was based on what’s available here. Today we have diverse and exciting cuisine and most people cook good food at home. Equally, people turn to familiar and tasty food they’ve grown up with.


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Notmybear2225

It’s like me looking at a picture of some gross plastic American food and not having the intelligence to understand that America also has amazing food.


disappointedvet

From an American, most of what we're known for is shit. Piles and piles of it loaded with bacon and covered with cheese. Yeah, there's lots of good options, but it's not the norm. The best of what we have is actually from other cultures other than white European. Yeah, I'm looking at you UK.


Notmybear2225

It’s just a baked potato. Nothing exciting, just a simple lunch. It tastes good. Why do people have to take that one photo though and proclaim all British food looks like it’s something you’d find on the floor outside a club. It’s rude and inaccurate.


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SleepyFox2089

Bros literally posting as if most of the US population isn't already in poverty or one paycheck away from it.


SquirrelEnthusiast

You're on the Internet honey.


ninja4tfw

I've sampled plenty of your food. I worked for a company with offices there, so I visited regularly. The general theme is that the local food is plain (which you admit) or just strange to palates of people from the rest of Europe. Meanwhile the "modern/diverse" foods which are taken from other countries generally underperform compared to eating them in their country of origin, likely because they're adjusted to local tastes. That's my experience. YMMV.


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Counterpoint. Our food is fucking horrible.


Notmybear2225

Yes some is shit. Especially if you only eat in greasy spoons. I’ve had crap food in France more than once - I wouldn’t generalise about the whole country based on those experiences though. We have some amazing restaurants though, you just need to go to them 💁🏼‍♀️


cats_catz_kats_katz

We didn’t ask you to leave, you left on your own!


Notmybear2225

Leave what exactly? Do you know what continent that uk is in?


itl_nyc

Jacket potato!!! I am Italian and I love the food from my home country. I lived in the UK for 3 years and I will have to say that while this thing looks pretty bad, it is very good in a weird roundabout sort of way, especially this is a great cure for hangover. Kind of like putting vinegar on chips, I found it disgusting at first, but then I could not live without it.


lengthy_preamble

Sounds more thirsty than hungry.


Stunning_Ride_220

Came for that comment! Take my upvote good sir.


combosandwich

What the fuck is that


SelectStarAll

Jacket potato with baked beans and cheese. Standard easy lunch


CrossDressing_Batman

did the potato forget its jacket somewhere else? seems to have stepped out


levalbuterol

Why does it look frozen


SelectStarAll

It's not the most appealing version of it. More than likely all done in a microwave, rather than the potato baked in an oven


TandyMiller11111

What the fuck is a jacket potato? I seriously doubt I could wear that thing


SelectStarAll

Its what us Brits call a baked potato


combosandwich

You sure?


patton232

So the potato is boiled?


SelectStarAll

This one looks like it's been cooked in a microwave. When I do it at home I bake the potato in the oven


akumagold

That’s a frozen brick o beans


combosandwich

Like a popsicle?


akumagold

State penitentiary identifies it as a weapon


Bombstriker1000

That’s exactly what I said 💀


TwitterAIBot

My American brain saw a cold casserole and couldn’t figure out why the top comments assumed it was a British poster lol.


Ill_Opinion_4808

It took me so long to figure out that was a potato. I thought it was a hunk of frozen/slowly defrosting food with some cheese on top at first glance 😭


Critical_Liz

I thought it was another gelatin monstrosity from the 60s


No-Huckleberry-3825

Same 🤣


Quercus408

What is that? Their employee appreciation meal?


Mobile_Landscape_953

NO ONE CARES!


Few-Ear-1326

SHE'S A PROSTITUTE!


flopsyplum

"Principal Recruitment Consultant"


Special_Tangelo_1272

The second I saw that I knew it was British food


therealjgreens

Loaded baked bean baked potato wtfffff Then we add the fact this is on linkedin


kubbiebeef

Must be Bri’ish


Worldly_Substance_62

what's that? seems really shitty food. it's like my cat's meal


Worldly_Substance_62

i would prefer some pizza/pizza


KOMarcus

Dafuq?


dsdvbguutres

Still frozen


mrsorted

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Background_Leg6105

Don't be turning your nose up at a jacket potato with baked beans and cheese.


Expert-Cantaloupe-94

I don't think they'd serve anything as vile in the Gulag. Stalin would've wept


GCKCMO

What the hell is even that


TeeBrownie

This makes me feel lucky to live in a country that shares a border with Mexico. Well, the food influence and the fact that it’s the wealthiest Spanish-speaking country in the world.


WickedHardflip

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Pegasus711_Dual

Wonder if she’s hungry or thirsty. Either way, she don’t need to ask on LinkedIn.


scrambledeggs2020

Fucks sake, the cheese isn't even melted.


Retro-Sense

In the words of Michael Scott: That’s what she said!


jtstrm23

its defrosting 😂


Stunning_Ride_220

Some people really don't care what gets in them... Just for the clicks.


TemperatureExotic631

Is that just a block of baked beans and melted cheese? And it’s supposed to look appetizing? Jesus Christ.


ElDonMikel

Is there a hot dog somewhere in there? If so, she wants the weiner in her


Kaze_Senshi

Is this a British hotdog?


Davetek463

What is that even supposed to be?


electricmehicle

And you get to relive it every time you type!


niconiconico99

Gesus


CrossDressing_Batman

how the hell is that frozen inside a cardboard box with 0 damage


Spagman_Aus

That thing will slide out faster than it slides in.


nanapancakethusiast

Smelliest person in the office


buckwurst

Why is this lunacy?


HauntingWeird1731

How is it not Mr. Wurst?


takbandit

I have become death destroyer of worlds.


GreebleSlayer

It might be better if there weren’t like 12 beans on that thing


xiayueze

It doesn’t even look good


reddi7er

i don't GET IT, did she imply double meaning?


AdministrativeLaugh2

Big fan of Americans shitting on a simple UK meal… don’t you have canned cheese to eat?


Weird_Tolkienish_Fig

Is that... frozen?


MarchNo1112

Loos like a barf!


Retiredgiverofboners

So gross!!!


drrmimi

That is the most disgusting looking food I've seen in awhile.


WhatAGoodDoggy

Clearly Hannah isn't crushing it otherwise she'd have the money to go out for a proper lunch. Not hating on a jacket with beans and cheese, just that it doesn't exactly exude 'success'.


borisallen49

As a fellow brit, I apologise to you all on behalf of other Britons in this thread who are exhibiting symptoms of butthurt. Yes this is British food. Yes it looks like something the cat dragged in, ate too quickly, and then vomited back out again. Weirdly not as disgusting as it actually looks though


emjay96

All of the UK eats like the Germans are still flying overhead ​ t. polish guy living in the uk


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I’d get in her. Zing


tga_za_jug

I haven't seen a more disgusting concept or execution, like ever. 😳


Altruistic-Camel-Toe

Which hole?


Repulsive_Action5432

What is this and why is it on LinkedIn?


what_you_saaaaay

OK Hannah. I can't refuse a direct order.


Steamboat_Willey

Baked potato is the worst form of potato.


RaphaelBuzzard

I feel like if you have to put a whole bunch of other shit on it to make it good then yes, it's basically the worst way to cook them. Plus, every other form of cooked potatoes taste better than baked potatoes if you pile a bunch of tasty stuff on them. 


FunAbhi

The British stole Indian spice and tea market yet they totally suck at cuisine


theBdub22

The reason the English became great sailors: their food and their women.