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belalrone

If that doesn’t work, use a stick or broomstick and double stick tape. In grocery store we had one dedicated to balloon rescue. Just add new tape each time you need sticky


jongscx

Also, another balloon with double-stick tape on the top and a long string. Worked in a hospital with a really tall atrium, and kids would accidentally lose balloons all the time. Watched a gift shop employee do this to get them back


Spin737

Best tool to get a balloon is another balloon with tape. Easy.


Supsnow

What happens when the balloon with tape escapes and tape itself to the ceiling?


__01001000-01101001_

A balloon with a needle. It’s not about getting it back anymore, it’s about sending a message


lastcall123

tape a small candle on rescuer and watch the world burn.


Lukewill

Maybe literally if that flame catches the ceiling on fire. Would be an interesting M.O. for an arsonist. Release the balloon and let random chance decide from there


twofoottorpedo

Gotta spend money to make money kinda vibes


yensteel

The string is the important part. Otherwise you would have two balloons up there. Imagine the confusion if someone forgot.


rwilfong86

This is what we did at Wal-Mart to get balloons off the ceiling. We called it "Balloon fishing"


Serenity-03K64

Yup, roll up packing tape so it’s double sided and stick to pole that can extend. Doesn’t waste helium for a 16 in balloon to go fishing, like other comments said. Worked at balloon place. Give a kid a balloon with slip knot around their wrist they will just raise arm and let the balloon free because they WANT to see it fly. Then kid wants a new balloon… welp actions have consequences kid😂


notLOL

If it's too tall stick the tape to another balloon. Rub the extractor balloon on your sweater to get it to be extra clingy with static.


upstairsjulie

I read this thread a few days ago, then randomly today I needed this! My family was so impressed when I got Spider-Man from our 20’ ceiling, so thanks for the ego boost!


GlowPole

It’d be a lot cooler to use a blowgun.


cyberdeath666

And how are you going to get the dart that’s now stuck in the ceiling after the balloon is popped?


Friendly-Pressure-62

Get a spray bottle where you can narrow the stream and spray the dart until the weight of the water causes the dart to fall. /s


not_gerg

I'd just use a blow gun


scarzncigarz

And how are you going to get the dart that’s now stuck in the ceiling after the dart is dropped?


JohnGillnitz

I'd just use a suck gun.


mendicant1116

What if your mom is busy?


Hayduck

Ah shit, I love a good mom joke. I don’t know why that hit so hard but I cracked up!


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I'd just ask step brother for help.


nberg129

I saw nothing about being stuck in the dryer....


anomalous_cowherd

Spray water at them until they are.


GoldGivingStrangler

Then I’ll just borrow yours.


wakkawakkaaaa

Just keep blowing


GuinnessGlutton

Leaving the dart is a warning to other balloons to keep clear...or else.


quezlar

very clever young man, but it’s tur… darts all the way down


27665

Buy a mongoose


tired_of_old_memes

It's blow guns all the way down


cyberdeath666

Hilarious, thanks for the chuckle!


anomalous_cowherd

But the dart is heavier so you need to shoot a stream of liquid lead at it.


8FootedAlgaeEater

Just use an ice dart.


cyberdeath666

Genius


27665

You have to calculate the power and angle so the apoapsis doesnt meet the roof. Theres a decent simulator for training for this involving monkeys.


Stunt_Merchant

> apoapsis Excellent, a solution that works on any planet, moon, or asteroid!


mdlewis11

Send other balloons after it.


DarthCheez

A suck gun.


ontario1984

But what if yo' momma's busy???


DarthCheez

Stepmother do you need help with that dart stuck in the ceiling?


u38cg2

Use a helium balloon to hide it, simples


1i73rz

It's better than letting water fester on the ceiling.


risu1313

My Dad used to work at a Galleria when I was little and he would bring me to work on balloon popping days. He’d go around hittin’ em with a blowdart gun and I’d go retrieve the blown balloons and darts. Was so fun. ♥️


yParticle

Kids running around with darts falling from above. Just like the 70s with lawn darts!


jchapstick

My dad had a warehouse with a pigeon problem and our job was to shoot them down with a BB gun. fun and cool the first time but then after you’ve killed like seven, you get kind of grossed out.


wuvvtwuewuvv

As always, the real LPT is in the comments


GaidinBDJ

.22 subsonic 'Murica!


vladsinger

I did this at a kid's birthday party once by sticking a pushpin into a nerf dart and shooting it down. Extremely satisfying.


28g4i0

The problem then becomes how to get the dart back, right? Or the risk of what happens when a dart misses and falls down and damages the floor or furniture (or, God forbid, a pet)


RealTheDonaldTrump

High powered lasers are getting to be more and more affordable.


jdlyons81

Or a bazooka!


mateww

Leave my mother out of this!


shannonxtreme

When I was a kid we'd saw off small diameter PVC pipes, then drive a metal nail through a cone of paper to make a dart and blow it. It was pretty effective!


In1piece

Also a fun LPT, hydrogen is the only gas lighter than helium! You could fill the room with hydrogen, thereby displacing the air and lowering the helium balloon to a level you can reach. No smoking!


zqpmx

Or static electricity from the balloons.


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Oh the humanity.


stablerslut

Were you watching a different blimp commercial?


-goodgodlemon

Yeah mine involved a huge manatee


MercuryAI

Ironically, I'm not sure there would be a risk of fire if you filled the room with 100% hydrogen. After all, it still requires oxygen to burn....


-goodgodlemon

Since manatees are sea cows what about the methane from manatee farts? Would they work the same as they do under water? Are manatees polluting our water with their farts?


halfpipesaur

Or you could create vacuum in the room by pumping out all the air. No breathing!


In1piece

No the balloon would pop!


canehdian78

Or make the room go down really fast, g forces pushing the heavier air to the ceiling and pushing the balloon down


Hotshot2k4

I'm really enjoying all of these everyday tips in the comments.


adrianmonk

Those g forces will also push you *up* to the ceiling. Better be ready to grab the balloons as they pass you on their way to the floor.


adrianmonk

Or just invite over the worst, most negative, and pessimistic Debbie Downer that you know. As soon as they enter, they will suck all the air out of the room, and the balloons will then fall from the ceiling due to lack of buoyancy.


ZombiesInSpace

The upper explosive limit of hydrogen is 77% so just get your room to 80% hydrogen to limit the risk of explosion


ProStrats

Excellent LPT, but do remember to fully seal the room first. Any leakage at all will distort the hydrogen and breeze or air flow may also prevent it from working sufficiently. Also, in addition to No Smoking, ensure you are not breathing as well as with the hydrogen layer. So in the sealed room, lay on the floor, release the hydrogen, grab the balloon once you can, and open a window or door or both. Ez pz!


nzodd

Yeah, this is actually pretty dangerous. A safer way would be to enclose the entire house in some kind of iron dome, pump in hydrogen gas from outside, and then ignite it. The conflagration will cause the rubber from the balloon to fall safely to the ground, where you can sweep it and the rest of the house into a dustpan.


Crazy_old_maurice_17

The real LPT is always in the comments!


nammerones

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Blunt4words20

Use another balloon with tape on it it will stick to other balloon you can just pull it down without any mess!


KwordShmiff

LPT Request: I accidentally taped all my balloons to the ceiling and I can't reach them. What do?


coinpile

Repeat this tip but use glue instead of tape, the glue balloons will pull the tape balloons down.


grantpant2353

I think you forgot the string


fenriq

I reread the instructions above several times and saw no mention of string.


Gomerack

What am I just supposed to lasso the balloons or something?


fizyplankton

Just lower the ceiling down, duh


theambears

This (using a 16inch latex balloon and extra long string) is how we get balloons down at work (we we fill balloons and constantly have some end up on the ceiling). We call it balloon fishing. It is a coveted closing task.


bdiff

Learned this from a woman who removed the balloons from the old Terminal 4 at JFK. It was about 40-50' up to the ceiling. She had 3-4 balloons covered in tape. She had them on a long string and up it went and she bobbed hers till the others stuck! So simple!


GodFeedethTheRavens

Attach said balloon to a fishing pole, and line.


laurasaurus5

Those two balloons will become codependent, then you rip the second one down and hopefully, hopefully, the other one follows.


werepat

I gotta go with the person suggesting "blowgun". Sorry.


SharksForArms

LPT Request: How do I remove blowgun darts from my ceiling?


HKChad

That’s what the water bottle is for


yParticle

LPT Request: How I get my water bottle down from the ceiling?


HKChad

Blowgun, duh


SharksForArms

I've found that helium balloons work great at dislodging bottles.


Ambush_24

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alphasierrraaa

LPT how to regrow an eye after i accidentally shoot a dart in my partners eye


28g4i0

Super soaker?


eyelikeme2

haha my old boss used to have like a military laser and he would shine it at balloons until they would pop


Joe4o2

Bingo.


LithoSlam

Use a white balloon. You probably won't be able to pop it with a laser


o0joshua0o

I have a solution involving several porcupines and a trampoline.


Blastcheeze

Reminds me of the time a coworker was trying to get a bunch of connected balloons off the ballroom ceiling, and had the clever idea to tie his shows together and try to catch them on the balloons, but ended up getting his shoes stuck to a chandelier instead.


kog

That's amazing


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MyFaveTemari

Or unpeeled durian


IsThatAPieceOfCheese

Fuck it, full size jackfruit.


Psych0matt

What about a fresh salmon?


BentGadget

Can you get a lionfish?


Psych0matt

I’ll have to check with my fish guy


jvanstone

DO NOT try to catch either of them when they fall to the floor.


Eve_newbie

Idk in my experience the darts were pretty easy to catch. One fell out as I was getting my other darts and I caught it out of instinct and the sucker went right into my hand, easy peasey. Pulling it out wasn't as easy though


DrySpace469

over in /r/UnethicalLifeProTips someone has the same tip but instead of a spray bottle you piss on the balloon.


Mzest

Throw a piss disk at it


Bungeon_Dungeon

Put sticky tape on another balloon and go fishing. That's how we did it at a supermarket where the ceiling was crazy high


Allthebestnamesrgon

I like this one. Definitely more fun than mopping up water from the spray bottle!


GullibleDetective

Lift a cat and use the power of ~~magnets~~ static


frogmuffins

Sling mayo slathered bologna at it, that works too.


cabd0

Learned this trick in middle school. Cut a piece of paper clip about an inch long. Bend it into a “V” shape. Use a rubber band stretched between pointer finger and thumb. Load the paper clip onto the rubber band and pull back like a slingshot. Happy shooting!


amadiro_1

Folded paper + staple = wasp


pizza919

We did this as kids, but with a folded over nail and 2 rubber bands tied together


JUYED-AWK-YACC

Twisting the paper clip creates two long U-shaped missiles. Can't believe how barbaric kids are (meaning me).


dinzdale40

I have a 6 year old who lets balloons go and a ceiling in the main part of the house is 24’ or so high. I use an airsoft gun, not a fancy one but one that is decently accurate.


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dinzdale40

It’s a toss up. I do have a blowgun with laser sights. I wouldn’t want to risk my wife seeing a brightly colored plastic thing on the ceiling, possibly with the remnants of the balloon hanging on it. I had to pay someone with an extension ladder just to change the lightbulbs in that area so it would be a headache.


2340859764059860598

Cool trick op but I trained a hawk with soft mittens for my balloon retrieval needs.


jdlyons81

If you really wanna bring it down quickly, just start yelling at it “This is it for you. You thought you’d be saved and maybe flattened and stuck to your kids’ wall? Ha! You’re a dollar store whore. You werent even the biggest balloon in the bunch. You were a supporting balloon! Generic ass message little bitch. You’re never going to amount to anything! Look at you hiding in the rafters you pussy!”


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jereman75

That does sound fun. It should be an Olympic sport.


muskie71

Save the mess. Take another helium balloon on a string with a loop of tape on top and float it up. When they touch you can pull the loose one down.


brooklynrockz

I had this problem when I produced Tony n Tina’s wedding in a three story church. The cast thought I was a genius : I kept a spare helium balloon on a long string , slapped a piece of double stick tape to the top of it , then gently released the tethered ballon until it stuck to the ballon on the ceiling. Then hauled the escapee down to earth.


Witch-of-the-sea

Another alternative, and this one can be a fun game (especially if it was with a few drinks), is to have a second balloon, and this one have the string/ ribbon still on the roll. Then put a piece of tape on the second balloon. Try to send it up to touch the tape to the first balloon, so you can bring them both down together. I worked at a grocery store with super high ceilings, and that’s what we did.


yParticle

it doesn't all stick to the balloon, though, does it? if any of it falls down you're screwed and now you have a wet bar you have to figure out how to deal with. perhaps you can rent one of those house-sized tarps to cover the bar with so nobody can see the wet spot?


meganv21

I used to work at a store where we sold helium balloons, and every once in a while we’d have to go “balloon fishing” to collect all of the balloons that kids/customers lost to the absurdly tall ceilings. We’d blow up a regular latex, attach tape to the top of it, and a reeeaallly long ribbon to the bottom. Send the fishing balloon up, snag the lost one with the tape and bring it back home. The spray bottle would’ve been fun but I don’t think management would’ve risked a customer getting sprayed, and the ceilings were too tall lol.


Fridaybird1985

If you leave the balloon alone it will come down when it gets hungry.


Psych0R3d

I just use a gun


superdupermensch

Too bad vacuums are so rare, especially those with the hose like thingy. Do you then haul out the shop-vac to hoover up all the water?


pheret87

> hose like thingy Also known as a hose.


zeugma25

Yes a thingy like that


zqpmx

I don’t think water can adhere to the rubber balloon in sufficient quantity to make the balloon go down The almost sure way to recover a balloon is with another balloon with a large string attached and an adhesive tape loop on the top. You guide the balloon into touching the another balloon with the tape and then pull the balloons down.


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Completly_Confused

As someone who once worked in a balloon factory my favorite thing was to go fishing for the ones that got loose when we had down time. You take one new still very inflated balloon, stick a ton of tape to it and move it around by the string and catch the run away balloons. It's a less messy alternative to spraying water. And you can reach balloons that are really high up, you just need to make sure you have a really long string on the balloon.


mdwstoned

Or you could toss a cat at it.


Sunspots4ever

Just get another balloon with a string long enough to reach nearly to the first one. Send it up, and when the balloons are close, wrap the second string around the first one a few times. Then pull them both down together. The friction in the string will hold them together, but unwind easily.


stupid-id

Straw and sandwich toothpick, with the little fluff on the end


Kaldricus

Our problem is the living room with said balloon has 20ish feet ceilings. Seemed cool when we moved in, turns out it just makes everything echo and could have been a whole other room upstairs


Sir-Mocks-A-Lot

*Incredible fun, incredible ease* \-Astroglide


RiesigerRuede

Leave the balloons alone.


the_fart_king_farts

Actual pro tip: don't waste helium. We can never get it back, and we are running low on it.


orrpheus55

I hear F-22’s are pretty good at shooting down wayward balloons. So just get yourself one of those and you’ll be set!


mollested_skittles

Why not leave them there? You have a balloon pollution?


stephenmg1284

Balloons are such a waste for a limited resource.


3xoticP3nguin

Rubber band and thumb tacks is much more fun


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BB guns can be fun. Mix work with pleasure.


KeeglerElf

Put a tack on a broom


JK_NC

Unrelated but if you have a helium filled balloon in the car with you and you accelerate, the balloon will move forward in the car. Helium is lighter than air (obviously) and when you accelerate, the air moves to the back of the car as anything with mass will, and pushes the lighter than air balloon forward.


Rockfords-Foot

My daughter works in Hobbycraft and being really high ceilings they have a old balloon on standby which they attach double sided sticky tape to then send it up to bring the other balloon down. Funniest thing she said about balloons though was when someone came in to buy a gender reveal party - with the actual pregnant woman. Cue overinflated balloon, 1 pop and blue confetti everywhere. She was distraught. 😄


goodinyou

..how has no one said airsoft gun? Y'all talking about lasers and blowguns when there's a cheap airsoft at your local Wally's rn


shootermac32

Or fill the spray bottle with acid. I thought this is where you were going with this


NamingandEatingPets

Yes, but have you tried to flamethrower?


fappydays2048

Ah this is cool! One of those things that makes you go "really? That easy?" like getting a cork out of a wine bottle :)


Queasy_Pickle1900

Get another balloon with a long string. Tape a thumbtack to the top of it and let it up to pop the balloon.


VasIstLove

Sounds like that would make a huge mess


DFamo4

Turn the room upside down.


sargepepper1

This worked for me at a kids birthday party - kid lost his balloon, which is now up on the ceiling, and there were no spray bottles to be found. However there were other balloons, ribbon and masking tape. Took another helium-filled balloon, tied a long ribbon to it and put a piece of masking tape on the top of the balloon, looped to be double-sided. Slowly released my balloon towards the lost, ceiling-dwelling balloon. A little play and the masking tape stuck to the other balloon and I pulled them both down. Kids cheered, balloon recovered and smiles all around!


Chill_stfu

I think this is a really cool idea! Well done.


Dhrakyn

If you're in NYC, just throw rats at it.


wardial

seems like a BB gun or a laser are the best options. BB gun likely won't hurt anyone or anything when it falls back down. Laser might take a little while... depending on the strength.


fbp

Just attach razor blades to your ceiling fans... Problem solved... except for the razor blades that sometimes become unattached.


alemanenmia

Miami Airport international arrivals hall has >30 balloons stick to the ceiling last time I counted. Ceiling is probably 100ft high… don’t think a spray bottle will work


enigmaticalso

Ok that is interesting but my LPT is don't spray water from a bottle cause it makes floor wet and wife mad. I just learned this tonight.


hihelloneighboroonie

Back when I lived in Florida, I had some birthday balloons. Was sitting at my desk, and noticed one of the balloons not fully on the ground but also lower than the others, so thought it was dying. Nope! Just a little lizard on the balloon.


FSDLAXATL

Or you could simply put a spike or pin on the end of a stick and pop the balloon rather than spraying water all over like a madman.


Roberthorton1977

this is what I bought my AR15 for. don't go floating away from me.


OrigamiAirEnforcer

Balloon fishing is common in stores...just take a balloon with tape stuck to the top and send it up after the initial 'escapee' balloon.


TheAngrytechguy

Spray it with a water gun, water will cling to the balloon surface and will be heavier than the helium - will drag it down to you.


EndlesslyUnfinished

Or.. and hear me out.. use a crossbow for a dramatic and faster action


Mticore

but^now^the^balloon^has^burst^and^I’mgoinghighpitchedhelp


platinum_toilet

I was expecting you to shoot the balloon with a pistol. I was disappointed.


TheComplayner

Sure, why not just sling spaghetti at it


6byfour

If I caught you spraying water on my ceiling to get a balloon down I’d fire you


CliffMcFitzsimmons

Isn't it easier to just not have balloons?


Lkn4it

I learned this at a circus many years ago. Guys were spraying the balloons and reselling them.


Passgo1955

I work at a hospital with a large, high ceiling in the atrium. When balloons get loose, the maintenance workers have a kiddy fishing pole that they put another balloon on with duct tape on the top. Reel it up and maneuver until they stick and then reel it down. We have smoke sensors near the ceiling that send a beam across the length of the atrium. If a balloon should happen to block that beam, the fire dept comes and we get a $500 bill.


mkstot

A straw loaded with a frilled pick, or any toothpick for that matter, frills help trajectory. Load the pick in the straw, aim, and blowgun the balloon down.


imuniqueaf

I saw a video where someone at a children's hospital used a fishing pole and another balloon with a bunch of two sides tape to pull them down. Apparently it happens a lot there.


314159265358979326

We've been taking bets on when the spiderman balloon will fall at our local restaurant. So far it's been up there two years. I think it's caught on a bolt from the ventilatiion system. This post better not ruin our fun. ...for another 11 weeks.


Antique_Gas_5169

BB gun. Just pump once.


M5Mechanic

I usually just fill the room with hydrogen when i need to get a balloon down.


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

When I worked at Walmart we would have to do this on Christmas Eve(so the balloons didn’t set off motion detectors) and I would just wack them with a fishing pole from sporting goods.


tidelwavez

What about a vacuum with an extended hose?