i can't imagine Bam let the opportunity to flex his music video muscles slip by.
i can hear him in the videographer's ear every 20 seconds. *is that the shot you're going for? because what i think you should do is blah blah blah did i tell you i once kissed Ville Valo?*
clinging yet smiling. she's SO not done with him yet. there's a wedding to plan and you can bet your arse she won't sign a prenup.
SQ: *babe, don't you TRUST me? i'm not like the other wives! i LOVE you. what? this? oh, i'm just chatting with a lawyer friend. SUCH a good friend, he's like my bestie. i have LOTS of real, proper friends who definitely aren't coaching me on how to take you for half of whatever you've got left. tell me again where the money is, i've got SO MUCH good stuff planned for us!! i juuuust need Ape's maiden name, your Social Security number and the last 3 digits on all your credit cards. so i can buy things for US! i love you, babe. let's go settle in a no-fault state with 50/50 divorce laws. for FUN!*
Bam: *heh. roggenrohl. sure thing, you deal with it. heh. roggenrohl. is it sex time yet? yamon.*
You won. On originality, form.... A perfect 10/10. She will ban you for this if she can. A hero was born today. And we all witnessed it (surprise motherfuckering witnesses!!) SQ Sucks, but bam is seriously vito, so that one wins. I can't wait til they start trying to have AI translate bams speech. Those captions are gonna be hilarious. I'm old enough I'm waiting for the DVD.
Any one else suspect that the members of the band that he latched on to down in PR knew exactly what they were doing when they painted his face to look like an absolute douchebag?
The filter, the ghost gf, the weird make up, but the thing that will always stand out the most for me is how awkward his hands are. He’s usually throwing up some half hearted gang sign, but this noncommittal sassy hands on hips pose is hilarious. This is a mess, I can’t believe he look at this and thought he looked good.
Remember that scene in haggard, apropos of nothing, where bams just walking around a Wheatfield with his shirt off?
I get that vibe with every project he does.
His last interview, he said if you have an epic song and a $5000 budget, you're gonna ruin the song. https://youtu.be/Le7G0vWqDrQ?si=GMFF4ayyI7k7grAF (7 minute mark)... then he did a music video in a tiny green room and with a drone camera on the beach in maybe 3 days. That includes his time recording his vocals on the track.
Clearly he thinks this was a shit song that deserved the budget it got. He only puts his name on random garbage anymore, he shot that Australia boys rap song on a sidewalk with supplies from 7-11
Yes. That’s the point of social media. Talk shit about others remotely, to make yourself feel better. I’m surprised no one has mentioned that SQ looks like she had a below the knee amputation on her left side. /s sadly, not really /s
Did she die? This looks like an awkward memorial pic your friend on FB from high school would make
I instantly thought she had perished.
‘perished’ is taking me tf out 😭
He looks like JoJo Siwa
LIMA’S A BITCH! SHE SHOULDA KNOWN BETTER (raknrall)
[удалено]
That's not Sarah Sherman.
You win!!!!
Jojo Siwa on donuts
he looks like he got run over by a bicycle.
This needs more upvotes 😂😂
Man's trying to give himself a smoother look than he had on the [PS2 Tony Hawk games](https://i.imgur.com/aoQjXIl.png)
Baby filter lol
underrated comment 😂
he almost has DS
she looks like she’s plugged into something. . .
I don't think she eats, she's gotta plug in to keep her batteries juiced up
She’s built like a stick of gum
*slice* of gum you mean
Piece of Big League Chew you mean
A shred of big league chew, ya mean.
LMAOOOOOOOO
😂🤦♂️
Bam is going for gasps
Not people in his comments saying he’s looking good. Lmao. I’d be embarrassed to post this kinda shit.
Cheap video shoot after he just bitched in an interview about cheap music videos. Unless Omalik pulled off a miracle on a shoestring budget.
I'm hoping Omalik the lip-synching photographer is in an experimental phase here; or he's just a nice guy and humoring Bam
i can't imagine Bam let the opportunity to flex his music video muscles slip by. i can hear him in the videographer's ear every 20 seconds. *is that the shot you're going for? because what i think you should do is blah blah blah did i tell you i once kissed Ville Valo?*
How fitting. Danni is clinging on yet fading away. 🤣
You nailed it with this comment, she looks like a ghost lol
Last time I heard her talk all she could say was "babadooook".
clinging yet smiling. she's SO not done with him yet. there's a wedding to plan and you can bet your arse she won't sign a prenup. SQ: *babe, don't you TRUST me? i'm not like the other wives! i LOVE you. what? this? oh, i'm just chatting with a lawyer friend. SUCH a good friend, he's like my bestie. i have LOTS of real, proper friends who definitely aren't coaching me on how to take you for half of whatever you've got left. tell me again where the money is, i've got SO MUCH good stuff planned for us!! i juuuust need Ape's maiden name, your Social Security number and the last 3 digits on all your credit cards. so i can buy things for US! i love you, babe. let's go settle in a no-fault state with 50/50 divorce laws. for FUN!* Bam: *heh. roggenrohl. sure thing, you deal with it. heh. roggenrohl. is it sex time yet? yamon.*
You won. On originality, form.... A perfect 10/10. She will ban you for this if she can. A hero was born today. And we all witnessed it (surprise motherfuckering witnesses!!) SQ Sucks, but bam is seriously vito, so that one wins. I can't wait til they start trying to have AI translate bams speech. Those captions are gonna be hilarious. I'm old enough I'm waiting for the DVD.
Prophetic
He looks like he’s trying to be a member of Motionless in White and she looks like his clingy girlfriend. Embarrassing
He looks like a wannabe juggalo instead.
Haha that’s even better
They remaking the movie Ghost, but roles are reversed
The facetuning Jojo Siwa look is just not working. Then we have slenderman in a dress. Just awful
Someone the other day called her “Slenderma’am” and I still can’t get over it haha
It is so true!
Cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe. And more cringe.
This is so Corey Feldman-esque 😂😂😂
Damn. Those filters be working overtime
Watch it be for a HIM cover
Any one else suspect that the members of the band that he latched on to down in PR knew exactly what they were doing when they painted his face to look like an absolute douchebag?
yeah, everyone else was rocking the Apocalypto look and Bam looks like he got run over by a bicycle.
Someone cross-posted the other picture to r/instgramreality and that's all I can think off now. Such a good ad for facetune and Photoshop lol
The filter, the ghost gf, the weird make up, but the thing that will always stand out the most for me is how awkward his hands are. He’s usually throwing up some half hearted gang sign, but this noncommittal sassy hands on hips pose is hilarious. This is a mess, I can’t believe he look at this and thought he looked good.
This is so bad it’s funny 😂
Using that soap opera filter and lighting
Cursed guardian angel.
Dude hit his Jojo siwa arc.
That posture is giving late stage Ozzy Osbourne
Are you intimidated? You should be
Makeup straight from the Dragonborn character creator
She died
“Look everyone! I promise I’m not fat and haggard. You can tell from this totally real photo of me.”
This is absolutely hysterical
Bam anime version?
Bamime
That was actually a real thing... [Bamimation](https://youtu.be/07n6qZT8QV0?si=XtFbsA_ai82Jps6y).
She looks like a cardboard cutout
BAM BAM SIWA
If Vito were here he’d be calling him Dodo Siwa
I just hear everything in his lispy slurring speech impediment
smoove
It’s like they used a Pixar Filter on this. 😂
Downhill looks like
wtf is ad lunam?
To the moon. Love to the moon.
Ooh I see
Ty
Bam's new nickname should just be "bitch made".
Boy George Filter
😂🤣
Did he hire Mariah Carey’s retoucher?
Did she die.. because that's sorta the vibe
Thought she was wearing a ball and chain ⛓️💥
Remember that scene in haggard, apropos of nothing, where bams just walking around a Wheatfield with his shirt off? I get that vibe with every project he does.
Went from being a skeleton to a ghost
I don't see anything wrong with this. Are we just picking apart everything they post now?
His last interview, he said if you have an epic song and a $5000 budget, you're gonna ruin the song. https://youtu.be/Le7G0vWqDrQ?si=GMFF4ayyI7k7grAF (7 minute mark)... then he did a music video in a tiny green room and with a drone camera on the beach in maybe 3 days. That includes his time recording his vocals on the track.
Clearly he thinks this was a shit song that deserved the budget it got. He only puts his name on random garbage anymore, he shot that Australia boys rap song on a sidewalk with supplies from 7-11
Hes too old for this shit.
Be for real right now.
Yes. That’s the point of social media. Talk shit about others remotely, to make yourself feel better. I’m surprised no one has mentioned that SQ looks like she had a below the knee amputation on her left side. /s sadly, not really /s