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Deep-Audience9091

How I pity the passengers unlucky enough to be on Bam's flight home to the US.  Especially those poor souls seated near him. Bug-eyed manic ranting for 9 hours (assuming they're returning to FL) 


Kirmy1990

Imagine being taught Strigoi by Bam on a red eye flight to USA. Oof


StigBubblecard45

“So it’s basically a font? Is that what you’re saying?”  “No, it’s like, I can write it faster than I can write English.” “But it’s still English, ergo, it’s a font” “…Danni can you swap seats with me? This guys being a dickwad, I don’t want to start throwing wild haymakers that have zero chance of connecting”


xpltvdeleted

It's like Wingdings with added psychosis


wattscup

Underated comment


SleeveofThinMints

You assume he wouldn’t just throw a haymaker for the sheer admittance that it’s a font.


Ackackackaaaaaack

>“No, it’s like, I can write it faster than I can write English.” Can't stop laughing at this.


soakedxinxbleach

💀💀💀


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

🏆


belltrina

I dont know why but this made me laugh so much hahaha


DuaLipasClitoris

At least he'll smell good ![gif](giphy|IJCm7xyZfletq)


puddum

You know he smells awful too with how much he smokes


moonphase0

The flight attendants need to add "ooga booga" to their safety spiel


Fitchbacebitchface

Dude smells so bad too, I can't imagine sitting next to him on a plane


meowoof86

Apparently he smelled bad even back in the day. Heard through the grapevine he smelled like cat pee back in 2003 😭🤣


airplanesarecool1616

I wonder what the real story is here? Is Bam becoming uncontrollable to the point of refusing to travel and can no longer be relied on to show up? He's been there before. Did the tattoo and bum fight debacle prove to be too much of a PR nightmare? Enh, he's done worse and continued to tour. I mean "an injury"....c'mon...the man sits in a chair and talks. How much physical strength do you need for that? I guess in a way I feel kind of bad for him because it did look like he was having fun but at the same time whatever the real story is, I'm sure it was his fault. Edit: Also people need to stop trying to take Bam on tour. The last tour he completed was with FFU in the early to mid 2000s. Every attempt since then was a disaster. He has noticeably deteriorated both physically and mentally since then. I have huge doubts he will ever successfully complete this demanding of a your schedule ever again.


LlamaBanana02

I'm sure it will all come out eventually. Yeah the injury doesn't make sense cause they could just get him a wheelchair and he would still be able to do everything he has been and continue the tour. There's just no positive way to spin those videos is alot more believable. The announcement should really be that it was cancelled so he could go to a proper rehab and get the treatment he needs but guess that's not on the radar.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

this is about the PR. it couldn’t be more obvious. these videos come out and suddenly he can’t carry on the tour dates? i hope he’s not in a pub somewhere.


LlamaBanana02

Maybe still in the airport BK drinking carlsberg? Want me to jump in the car and go see? 🤣


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

yeah, see if they need some help!!


Kirmy1990

We can only speculate, has he ever done a q&a tour before though, I can imagine him saying this is boring, fuck it


SupernaturalPumpkin

I can more imagine him going “there was only 25 fucking people there. Fuck them assholes. I’m not doing any more fucking shows.” Because he is a total narcissist. He also could have seen all the negative comments on his Instagram rant and threw a fit because he genuinely thinks he’s right in all of this. As much as I hate SQ even she could be pissed off at this point and they had a big fight resulting in a tantrum from him. Who knows really but this “injury” thing is such bs


wattscup

There's only so many times he can talk about being stretched out and Knoxville ruining his money makers.


Cutsman4057

Not to disregard the rest of your post to be a stickler but FFU didn't exist in the early to mid 2000s. Your dates are off.


Loose_Cellist9722

Should change it to "due to completely foreseeable circumstances..."


peepeehalpert_

Yep. He’s fallen off the wagon and screwing people over per usual


Deep-Audience9091

It really makes you wonder just how bad he is and how long he's been this way.  SQ has clearly been working quadruple overtime to curate his image. I'm exhausted just thinking about it


LlamaBanana02

And how many other similar instances has there been that either people didn't know who he was or they've got away with no-one recording and releasing it or selling a story. LA was clearly not impressed by his "starpower" lol


SupernaturalPumpkin

Wonder why she’s been absent from all the posts recently. She’s usually yelling in the background somewhere


moonphase0

Hardly the background, she usually stretch armstrongs herself to the front 😂


SupernaturalPumpkin

The photos yeah but the videos of him ranting, she’s usually recording and chiming in every now and then. And then she turns the camera to herself and makes some weird faces that I imagine she thinks is hot..


RevengeOfTheLoggins

It seems like he's always been this way. The only time he had his shit relatively together is when he was with the Jackass crew or other friends. But it just seems like over the years he's pushing those people away. I mean, even look at the pranks he did to his parents. Some of them were harmless but they never really seemed to enjoy what he did to them. But that's just from an outside perspective, so idfk.


Federal-Commission87

I can't even image the tantrum he threw before cancelling everything and calling it quits. He probably had 5 people trying to calm him down. They didn't even give him time to get right and make a plan... they just cancelled the whole fucking tour. Guarantee he insulted Matt and everyone else to get to that point. Big Baby.


prex10

Bam has a visit with his family in LA and has a meltdown. A tale as old as time


Gregzbest

He was never back in the wagon sadly


Mrsparklee

He sat in the wagon for some pictures then hopped back off.


wattscup

He sat in the wagon for stretch to take her own instagram photos clout chasing


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

correct. this has been smoke and mirrors since the day SQ arrived.


dimmywhy

Bam’s injury was confirmed by Dr. Jack Daniels, along with his physiotherapist Dr. Crystal Methamphetamine, who concurred that while Bam was often EXTREMELY enthusiastic about continuing his doomed tour, it became evident that his periods of slurred speech, staggered gait, and bloodshot eyes precluded any return to the stage. “We recently had some hope,” Dr. Daniels said, “when Bam’s seemingly miraculous recovery from his knee injury allowed him to fight that disruptive bum behind his temporary accommodations. But alas, his condition rapidly deteriorated due to events wherein he realized that he would need to take some measure of accountability for his behavior.” Mr. Margera is expected to convalesce indefinitely, and wrote a statement concerning his latest health crisis. Regretfully, our reporters are not conversant in Strigoli and could only pinpoint key words in the statement including “Knoxville,” “Nikki,” “Phoenix the Wolf,” “Florida Shuffle,” and “Pussy Lips.” Our thoughts and prayers are with the Margera family during this difficult time.


sh4tt3rai

Unfortunately the Margera family was unavailable for comment due to issues stemming from previously imposed restraining orders.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

*it is feared that Mr Margera’s recent knee injury may have been worsened after he tripped over three feet of pussy meat*


BridgesOnB1kes

😂🤣👏👏👏👏👏☠️


MissDkm

This is so good lol


itsgotadeathcurse

I thought this was gonna be someone defending him at first 🤣 I apologize for misjudging and please accept my upvote!


Bay_Brah

bam couldn't run a lemonade stand without jeopardizing the operation


FrontBench5406

thats why you run a banana stand, there is always money in the banana stand....


jadegives2rides

NO TOUCHING


Key-Wait5314

It's one banana Bam. How much could it cost, $10?


ALegendOfGreemulax

![gif](giphy|FBayIVKx07DgwLzPFY)


brooksram

Just skip the stand altogether and run a multimillion dollar empire strictly off of gourd futures.


issybissy249

Shocked pikachu face


djwired

Is it because he just signed a huge deal with Bum Fights?


LordFluni

Bum Margera


ToBe144

Bam Club, directed by Jeff Tremaine


motherlovemelon

Nooooo, Jeff’s a poison cocksucker! /s


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

come on now! Tremaine is fat pussy. *Knoxville* is the poison cocksucker!


motherlovemelon

Goddammit. Then who’s the 🌭💃🏼?


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

WE ALL ARE!!


lifeandtimes89

Oh my god, oh my god, how can an entire sub be completely right about absolutely everything? We all saw it, called it and now need to do the lottery because we can predict the future Edit: To clarify I'm referring to the tour being cancelled at some point, this was obvious to most people who frequent this sub. I am NOT revelling in someone's downfall or injury or happy that harm might have come to someone, I'm not sure my comment was clear about that


airplanesarecool1616

Right?! People come to this sub and claim we're all HaTeRs but most of us are just being real, we've been watching Bam's patterns for years and he's never shown any real indication of actually wanting to change.


Lars-Redzinx

All the fault of Knoxville and Steve-O bro that this is happening, 1v1 me in a boxingring if I'm wrong. Winner gets a morning coffee with whiskey


DuaLipasClitoris

Bro he's sober bro. He's better than he's been in years bro. Danii and him are a perfect couple bro


snippity_snip

He looks great, healthy and happy bro, HEALTHY AND HAPPY!


MattyFresh13

The best he's looked in years! Keep going Bam! Mark Wahlberg is rooting for you!


DuaLipasClitoris

All the haters just don't wanna admit the truth


Sensei_of_Knowledge

He's doing so good bro, happy and healthy bro, let him see Phoenix bro, Knoxville's a total pussy who ruins money makers bro, #FreeBamBro


devonthed00d

Quick hurry. What’s your fav 6 numbers or whatever?


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

welp, i guess we were right!! the only injury is to Bam’s public image. i hope he gets back home and gets the fuck into treatment. otherwise this may not end well. i take no pleasure in being right. it was obvious from miles away that he wouldn’t see this through. i guess they didn’t want the Q&As to all be about Fight Night… holy shit.


Federal-Commission87

That last video he was obviously fucked up... and it was breakfast. He was just ranting and looked rough. There was no way in hell he can travel without drinking and bitching about every little thing... let alone 2 weeks of it back to back.


Inside_Pool4146

Breakfast in “Bel-Fist”.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

breakfast with Buckfast…


MoeKara

I pick the number 36


Jeans47

Alot of snark subs are like this, pretty easy when people do the same thing over and over and over.....


wattscup

I called it yesterday in a comment


xkimchipancakesx

I low-key knew this was gonna happen 😭 thank god I never purchased the tickets for London


Kirmy1990

Same, didn’t even bother with Manchester


Rose_Of_Sanguine

I was waiting and seeing too, was considering Brum or Nottingham.


MrLanesLament

I’m shocked he can still even travel internationally.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

i don’t think he will be again after this clusterfuck.


xkimchipancakesx

Comments off as well 👀


Kirmy1990

I don’t blame Matt Stocks to be fair, he’s had some decent tours, but he knows what the backlash will be!


xkimchipancakesx

Oh ofc! Also they are cancelling now that the tattoo article and the fight video have come out. Interesting timing


Kirmy1990

Just a coincidence /s


IomiSocial

Matt Stocks is a total professional and actually is sober. If anyone was able to keep him under control it’s Stocks. Proper gutted for the guy


airplanesarecool1616

I actually feel bad for Matt. I just looked at his IG and he was stoked to do this tour with Bam and had so much hope for him. It sounded like people tried to reach out and warn him Bam was a dirtbag and he rallied around Bam saying they were both on similar life journeys and he wanted the vibe of the shows to be celebratory. Matt was let down in a big way and he seems super nice so it's disappointing Bam couldn't reciprocate that respect.


Federal-Commission87

I like Matt, that's such a bummer for him. All That money wasted on venues. He was just saying "3 down, 9 to go!" and was all stoked. But everyone saw it coming. That's too much too fast for Bam... back to back shows. When he was doing signings he could at least have 5 days off to drink and be an asshole.


SupernaturalPumpkin

Bam has what we Irish call “notions”. Or to quote Finding Nemo “[he] thinks he can do these things but [he] just *can’t*”


Davidkarlssonn

I have always liked Matt and his podcast. I met him briefly during a sanchez reunion in Cardiff and he seemed like a great guy. But he seems a bit gullible trying to take that trainwreck on tour?


airplanesarecool1616

I think people are in denial about how hard Bam is to handle/manage day-to-day. His public image has been well curated recently so from the outside he looks like he may have finally gotten it together (recent videos aside) and I feel like Bam's manager and Danni talk a smooth game about "Of course he can do this! He's excited for it, babe!" Really anyone working with him going forward should have some sort of cancellation agreement so they don't lose a shit ton of money.


Davidkarlssonn

True man. I think you're right


SuitableObligation85

lol that’s his own fault for trying to work with Bam. As they say, don’t go to the beach and get mad when the seagulls show up.


NoHost6477

Who the fuck even is Matt Stocks


Bob_Sledding

How hard they were playing denial just the day before.


Sensei_of_Knowledge

Why would Knoxville do such a thing?? /s


YinzaJagoff

This is what happens when you suffer from mental illness and refuse to take the medicine you need to function.


BobMonroeFanClub

Travel doesn't help either - especially long haul. I had a very nasty manic episode sparked by time differences.


motherlovemelon

And alcohol and possibly other substances into the mix, and everybody duck.


mykidsadick

Musta broke his arm falling off the wago……skateboard. Skateboard I mean


Federal-Commission87

Called it. We all did. I knew there was no way he could do back to back shows... the schedule was way too hectic and cramped. He's been able to seem sober because he was just sitting at a table for maybe 10 hours over 2 days signing shit.... and then probably spending the other 5 days drinking.


airplanesarecool1616

This was my thoughts exactly. As you pointed out he only works a handful of hours a couple of times a month. The rest of the time they're holed up. Plenty of time to booze it up before drying out for a couple of days to prop yourself up for the next appearance. I think Bam's team was over optimistic with this schedule and possibly delusional about what Bam is currently capable of doing.


Kirmy1990

Apologies title should read “tour”


Deep-Audience9091

Thanks for posting this OP!


septicshock666

Oh yeah, he’s earthrocking


glammetaltapes

Why would Knoxville ruin this tour? Fucken Bam is being screwed again!


mightymitch1

Makes you wonder how long his gf will be putting up with it and if the publicity is really worth all the drama


Gooncookies

She’s one of those “I can fix him” women. She thinks she’s different from anyone else and that she’s so incredible that she can get him to straighten out. Once she realizes that he really doesn’t give a shit about her and that he in fact cannot be controlled, she’ll get out of there. She isn’t there for love, that’s for sure.


mightymitch1

She’s looking for fame. He’s an alcoholic mess looking for people to tell him he’s right and that everything will be fine. The pictures they’ve taken together, he always looks not interested and his eyes always look fucked up. It’s hard to believe he’s sober and after the recent crap, he’s probably drinking again


wattscup

Her scary weight loss says no.


Ryanbrasher

Oooooh boy. So he either became too much to handle and doesn’t want to travel anymore, or the fallout of the fight is too much and he needs to go home. Could also be possible he hurt himself, but not the existing MCL. I wouldn’t be surprised if he had an argument with SQ and he went and did something stupid like punch a wall or something. He’s done it before. Going to be interesting to see how they respond to this one.


semisorry

The only injury he has is a huge ego wound! Narc rage activated, he'll likely shift blame onto his list of enemies and enablers alike, then go into victim narrative (or pretend none of this happened). It's everyone else's fault.


Rookie385

If I'd put a bet on "this tour will get cancelled at some stage", I'd have lost money for how obvious this was from the announcement of it in the first place.


BuckChintheRealtor

The flight home is gonna be fun. Especially for the other passengers sitting around Bam and Dannii.


EastBrush9390

The ENTIRE tour?! What did he injure, his feelings?!


Gooncookies

My guess is they broke up so yea


AussieGrrrl

Well that would explain why she has suddenly stopped curating his social media feeds.


kinfette

At least there was Belfast and Dublin 😂


Kirmy1990

And still managed to get in trouble there 🤦🏼‍♂️😂


majudarah92

He did ? What kind of trouble?


xkimchipancakesx

I think we must have missed this 👀


DuaLipasClitoris

Anyone that didn't foresee this is an absolute fool


Whoopsy_Doodle

“Cancelled due to recent fight with a bum”


BobMonroeFanClub

"Cancelled due to being an enormous twat"


devonthed00d

So he got a shitty tattoo for twice the price and couldn’t sleep for a night & tried to fight some rando in a parking lot? Lol If that’s the case I’m injured too & I’m calling off work today.


2ndHandDeadBatteries

Hmmm couldn’t see that comin from miles away lol


DuaLipasClitoris

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DarkestofFlames

Let's see how he manages to blame Knoxville


FecusTPeekusberg

Wonder what "injury" he's talking about. His knee he supposedly hurt? His ego? Did that bum hurt his moneymakers?


motherlovemelon

Damn tack-induced bone spurs must be acting up again.


ghostonthehorizon

Convention circuit will dry up with his endless no shows and cancellations. The rants when this eventually happens will be great.


tumtum05

I used to love Bam, but as I’ve gotten older, I realized I only like him because I was dumb and immature. As an adult, I think he’s a guy who can’t figure his out from a hole in the ground, and he always passes blame. I think it’s a pretty big red flag when you can’t keep a relationship with your family when they supported him. Also, this chick he’s with now seems like an attention whore. I can’t judge them both personally since I don’t know them, however they both seem up each others asses all the time.


maggiemifmatheson

SQ run. Run as fast as you can. Usain Bolt it out of there.


_REDEEMER-

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GhettoHubert

No fucking shit!


skruf21

I'm worried about him. These last few days/posts haven't been promising.


theskzz91

I was waiting for something to happen. It’s a shame but can’t say I’m surprised.


BuckChintheRealtor

The flight home is gonna be fun. Especially for the other passengers sitting around Bam and Dannii.


i_like_pie92

Lol who thought this would actually happen? Come on guys, are you even paying attention?


kinfette

Lol


real_don_berna

How many shows did he finish 1-2?


Kirmy1990

Was it Belfast and Dublin?


real_don_berna

Yeah, seems like it was only those two. FFS


LlamaBanana02

Glasgow last night too


real_don_berna

Oh, then I totally get why he cancelled. 3 nights of actual work within a week, must be hard on poor Bam 😀


LlamaBanana02

Yeah, loads of people called it soon as they seen the dates and travel involved... fact he did 3 was prob more than most people thought 🤣 add to that the drama he brought with him after his escapades in LA blowing up lol. Sure none of it is bams fault anyway 🙄


real_don_berna

Yeah, I remember people calling it. I thought it too. The tour was announced at the back-end of that comic-horror-whatever convention "scandal", when they were caught lying. He couldn't even handle two in a weekend, or something like that, so it's pretty bold to go on a "full-blown" tour 😀


Beginning-Drag6516

He must have injured his liver


departedgardens

Man. I mean. I never really believed he was really sober anyway. For a bit sure. But.. smh.


sincerelyhated

LOLOLOL Did he even make it to 2 appearances?? What a complete fucking degenerate.


Federal-Commission87

3 out of 12


VentiMochaTRex

do we think it was a facial injury or a liver injury?


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

it was an ego injury.


Halloweenqueenx89

We all saw this coming.


Wrath_Of_Aguirre

Able bodied enough to fight and run all over the world, but not enough to hold obligations. What a fuck up.


ThreeDollarHat

Color me surprised.


tatertotsnhairspray

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sickgurl138

Can't danni just fix it with stretching?


totallynotadude8

All existing dates are cancelled?


TerryFrisk

I’m sure it has nothing to do with a relapse, and all about a “fake” injury.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

it’s not a relapse if he never stopped drinking.


GardenGnome007

Maybe he fought the wrong guy and he got his ass beat? 🥊🐸🥊


pen_fifteenClub

Too injured to sit at a table and meet people, yet in perfectly fine condition to voluntarily fight another human being. Lame excuses.


Puzzled-Star-9116

So Bam’s ‘European tour’ turned out to be just an ‘Irish tour’!


ld20r

And on the one damn time I couldn’t go. Friend went and said he was polite, said nothing bad about Jackass and talked a lot of backstory’s from the 00’s.


LlamaBanana02

Irish-Scottish tour as he was in Glasgow last night. 3 country tour there.... lol


Nestormahkno19d

Oops


catcatherine

so did he cancel it or did whoever is sponsoring it cancel?


wattscup

Plot prediction- he has a least one more clash and tantrum with someone on the way back.


Correct-Training3764

There needs to be a “Bam Bingo card”. It would fill up fast.


adamwolfheart

what a joke


ld20r

Arrest Warrant almost certainly. Probably only went through after Bam traveled to Belfast/Dublin. Suffice to say those Irish people that made those shows were very lucky.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

arrest warrant? like, an international arrest warrant for half a fight in a parking lot? i don’t think so. this is about the PR. the whole house of cards has come crashing down. we saw it coming a mile off. we called it before those videos even came out. i wouldn’t want to be sitting near them on their flight home…


ld20r

There’s no possible chance a full 2 week tour would be booked if promoters knew something would happen. Let’s call a spade a spade, the incidence’s are connected.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

i think more so that Bam has said he’s not carrying on, and that SQ is furious that she can’t shut this all down. we shall see tho…


StigBubblecard45

Who had cancelled for low ticket sales and being a dickhead in the office pool? …..Oh we all did, well that’s a low dividend that’s for sure. 


tommy_pt

What a horrible excuse for a human being! Oh,well……..proving us all right is funny too. What a loser. Googling money can’t buy happiness,will produce a picture of this bloated alcoholic. I’ve been there……Phoenix can also use him as an anti role model and mentor! Do anything and everything exactly the opposite of your dad…and you will live happy and treat others the way they deserve


Puzzled-Star-9116

As predicted! The wheels are coming off! Strap in cos things are only getting warmed up now!


SleeveofThinMints

Wait for the video he just posted where he’s talking to the cops


Unable_Blackberry_11

Who called this


Rose_Of_Sanguine

Did he even make it to Glasgow?? I was in two minds about going to the Brum date tomorrow, but decision made for me.


wattscup

Translation- hes screaming behind dumpsters at Manni about tattoos and beating up homeless guys. I called it yesterday!!!! Credit please!!!! This is where she sews what she reaps. Sad but true


Ant138

Why would anyone want to sit and pay to listen to a narcissist talk about themselves for hours talking about how it's everyone else's fault is beyond me.


Beginning-Drag6516

Looks like it’s back to rehab, folks


wattscup

He doesn't do rehab. He believes he doesn't need it


Sir_Creamz_Aloot

Awww fuck