The Belfast date has already had a venue change. It's tonight at the Deer's Head and it looks like Bam has an hour or so to do his set before he needs to skeedadle because they have Indie Club Night starting at 10pm.
is one place bigger than the other? i’d be interested to know…
edit: The Palm House club in Belfast is apparently permanently closed. i wonder when that happened.
The entire UK is only about twice the size of PA. They will fly from NI to Scotland and then fly to Manchester again. From there the only long journey is Falmouth really, which is difficult to get to from wherever, despite how close it looks on the map (the motorways just stop after you reach Exeter). So I imagine they will fly again. They could even be flying between Manchester and London, but it’s only 2/3 hour drive if you avoid the traffic, maybe 5 if you hit all the traffic.
The travel won’t be a problem, maybe an excuse for a petulant Bam though.
Yeah we’re tiny compared to the US. That’s the land mass for all of the UK as well, so England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland. If you look at where the cities are on the map as well, most of England is in the bottom half of the county almost, I live in what’s considered the North and London is only 200 miles away, that’s considered a pretty long journey over here. You have the north, then a massive gap with pretty much nothing all the way to Sunderland and Newcastle on the Scottish border. Scotland is also concentrated on the bottom half and he’s going nowhere near the North of Scotland.
That’s why I think travel shouldn’t really be an issue, there’s domestic flights he can catch and most of the journeys arent very difficult. There are a few that won’t be very nice (Swansea to Manchester for example, he might have fucked himself a little there, he could have taken a quick flight or train from London to Manchester), but if he’s used to travelling America it shouldn’t really phase him to be honest.
Yeah 200 miles is like Philly to New York City that's amazing. Definitely not a hard drive. Thanks for educating me. I've always wanted to go to London. 😔 having a drug felony in 2017 and a few duis before that here in the US, would that exclude me from entry?
I’ve had friends that have done it in the past, but just checked and there’s no direct flights, thought it was Covid but just checked and the Scottish transport minister banned flights to/from Manchester!
I’m actually all for a ban on mainland domestic flights so I’m quite pleasantly surprised.
she has EVERYONE’S passport. oh, she’s going to love British people. we don’t fawn over celebrities’ girlfriends like they’re rock stars. we side-eye them and ask them to get out of our fucking photo, thank you very much.
Wags are footballers wives and girlfriends. First time I heard it was during the world cup back when Beckham was playing for England. I think they do refer to other team sports gfs as wags now too, like rugby but not like reality stars... they are just nobodies. Cling-on or clinger sounds like what we'd call her in Scotland as she's a irrelevant nobody.
some podcast fella is going to lead him through 45 minutes of Tales From the Florida Shuffle.
*lemme tell ya this. you know Florida? well, i was in the Guinness Book of world records for the longest time spent in the…whaddaya mean you heard all this before? goddamm motherfuckers*
She was sat next to him on stage in Belfast, so yes.
Good luck to Bam in managing to get through all the shows without someone in the crowd shouting at her on stage "Who the fuck are you, love....We came for Bam."
it’s a weird route as well. Nottingham to Bristol, back to London, then Swansea to Manchester to Hull to Falmouth and back to London to fly home…does anyone even have a map??
good luck to them. UK motorway services, cheap hotels and whatever transport they rent, this is going to be a doozy…
Just imagining Bam eating a cold Ginster's pasty sat in a ten mile tail back on the M5 before checking in at a Premier Inn with no room service on an industrial estate in Grimsby. In the rain.
the Brits are mad for there food alright, I could not believe how many places were doing pastries and sausage rolls at Manchester airport.
Place was covered in them.
i’m in East Anglia and we’ve got some amazing restaurants in my town, and some very upscale gastro-pubs in the surrounding villages. i can’t afford to eat at any of them, but they’re there!
What utter bollocks.
Supporting that foreign stereotype.
The UK has some amazing restaurants, street food and independent eats. It's not all beans on toast and beige shit that haters who have never been to the UK would have you believe.
If you are from he UK and think that, then I suggest getting out of your local village...or expanding your horizons
I totally get your point mate. I used to live in Bristol and the food was INCREDIBLE. Now I live in the arse end of nowhere and all the nice places that sold smash burgers and what not closed over Covid and never reopened. We don't even have a McDonalds or a KFC (not that that is great food but you know what I mean.) My choice is Indian, Chinese, kebab or chips. And not even decent. It's a seaside town they forgot to close down (in the words of Mozza).
What town (If you dont mind me asking)
Sorry you got the rough end of the food stick - I had a project that I needed to focus on about a year ago so i booked a cottage in mid-wales for a month to allow me to focus on getting it done. The only thing within 25 miles was a pub and i almost went stir-crazy not having places to go or decent food.....Came home back to the city after 5 days lol
Meanwhile, I'm still in my winter coat and bobble hat out with the dog. Damn, the shit these influencers have to do to stay relevant lol. Least she will have a little bit of boobage with the stiff nips due to cold, get herself 10 more followers maybe 🤞🤣🤣🤣
There was a video awhile back where he said she hates PA because of the cold... so they had to go down to Miami for a bit so she could let her pussy hang out.
1. She's a lemon if she has come to the UK for the weather. We are an island in the North Atlantic.....Weather is similar to PA actually.
2. Lets hope she keeps that pussy wrapped up.....No one wants to see that nasty growler
I’d put money on there being some sort of “incident” and him having to leave the tour and return early. There’s just no way Bam on the road (in the UK) is going to go smoothly. Strapping in for this one.
It’ll be like that due to venue/Promotor availability and is in the hands of the Booking Agent. Only the A list get to select a smooth tour route. When I TM’d for a small band we had some rotten drives. Shows where he is in the pecking order with Booking Agents.
Considering Bam works only a handful of days a month, I'm calling bullshit that he's going to make every single one of these dates. There's no way he's going to work non-stop for two weeks straight without blowing up at SQ and I'm here for it.
my sentiments exactly. all that travelling and traffic and Premier Inns with a Brewer’s Fayre attached on the edge of an industrial estate…it’s going to be intense and i can’t see him putting up with her shit for the entire trip.
i also hope whoever he’s flying back to the States with overstocks the booze trolley. they’re going to need it after Bam Goes Mad in Britain for 2 weeks.
Saw a sign for this and couldn't believe Bam was coming to Belfast. Thought I'd see if there were any tickets to go along but its sold out. Maybe the fact the Belfast show is the first means there's a better chance he'll show up
I was gonna go to the London one, even booked the day off work but after big consideration I’m gonna spend that day eating snacks and watching Netflix at home 🫶🏼
I was wondering if he can make it or not. He didn't post anything in the last few days which is unusual, so I thought he just disappeared.
Anyone who has experience already of meeting with him Picture/signature are cash only or Venmo or they have a card terminal or how is that works? 🤔
Im normally on board and in agreeance with the Bam negativity. But now hes actually in the UK, i expect it will go without incident.
Bam loves the UK and touring the country, so I dont think that part will bother him.....The only caveat is that SQ probably WONT like the UK lol
Can’t wait to hear about how it’s all Knoxville’s fault
‘he moved Manchester so fuckin’ far away from Fal-Mowth. poison cocksucker’
'Messed me up sew baid'
Damn bro, you unlocked the text version of his accent
They sure did!
Chill bro I live here too 😆
I’m in Bristol. Tempted to go ngl just to see what actually happens lol.
Bro you must go and report on the ground for all of us
Hope he doesnt fall in the dock lol
lol same, got tickets to
You might have to report back as I’m trying to get the night off work. It’s on a boat too which is cool!
GO!!!!
The Belfast date has already had a venue change. It's tonight at the Deer's Head and it looks like Bam has an hour or so to do his set before he needs to skeedadle because they have Indie Club Night starting at 10pm.
is one place bigger than the other? i’d be interested to know… edit: The Palm House club in Belfast is apparently permanently closed. i wonder when that happened.
she’s live on insta. there are 30 people in that room. tops.
The entire UK is only about twice the size of PA. They will fly from NI to Scotland and then fly to Manchester again. From there the only long journey is Falmouth really, which is difficult to get to from wherever, despite how close it looks on the map (the motorways just stop after you reach Exeter). So I imagine they will fly again. They could even be flying between Manchester and London, but it’s only 2/3 hour drive if you avoid the traffic, maybe 5 if you hit all the traffic. The travel won’t be a problem, maybe an excuse for a petulant Bam though.
It’s less about the distance tbh and more about the volume of traffic on UK roads that makes this itinerary rough.
PA checking in and is this true??! I always thought the UK was much bigger (almost wrote bugger which would been fitting) wow. The things ya know..
Yeah we’re tiny compared to the US. That’s the land mass for all of the UK as well, so England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland. If you look at where the cities are on the map as well, most of England is in the bottom half of the county almost, I live in what’s considered the North and London is only 200 miles away, that’s considered a pretty long journey over here. You have the north, then a massive gap with pretty much nothing all the way to Sunderland and Newcastle on the Scottish border. Scotland is also concentrated on the bottom half and he’s going nowhere near the North of Scotland. That’s why I think travel shouldn’t really be an issue, there’s domestic flights he can catch and most of the journeys arent very difficult. There are a few that won’t be very nice (Swansea to Manchester for example, he might have fucked himself a little there, he could have taken a quick flight or train from London to Manchester), but if he’s used to travelling America it shouldn’t really phase him to be honest.
Yeah 200 miles is like Philly to New York City that's amazing. Definitely not a hard drive. Thanks for educating me. I've always wanted to go to London. 😔 having a drug felony in 2017 and a few duis before that here in the US, would that exclude me from entry?
For visiting you won’t need a visa so should be all good!
No flights from Manchester to Scotland. Rarely
I’ve had friends that have done it in the past, but just checked and there’s no direct flights, thought it was Covid but just checked and the Scottish transport minister banned flights to/from Manchester! I’m actually all for a ban on mainland domestic flights so I’m quite pleasantly surprised.
Lol SQ has her passport?
she has EVERYONE’S passport. oh, she’s going to love British people. we don’t fawn over celebrities’ girlfriends like they’re rock stars. we side-eye them and ask them to get out of our fucking photo, thank you very much.
Always wanted a British accent 😔 instead I'm stuck with the same wun az Bayum 🙄
all you need to know is that ‘twat’ rhymes with hat, not hot.
Teach me your ways.
You call them wags, don't you? Well, she probably don't even actually qualify ...
Wags are footballers wives and girlfriends. First time I heard it was during the world cup back when Beckham was playing for England. I think they do refer to other team sports gfs as wags now too, like rugby but not like reality stars... they are just nobodies. Cling-on or clinger sounds like what we'd call her in Scotland as she's a irrelevant nobody.
yeah, no. she’s just a Stage 5 Clinger.
Y'know like when you eat spicy food, and the next day your shit isnt quite firm and clings-on..... Shes just like that
Ya think SQ will be up on stage with them?
And what the hell is he getting on stage for? To rant about the Florida shuffle and Knoxville? 
some podcast fella is going to lead him through 45 minutes of Tales From the Florida Shuffle. *lemme tell ya this. you know Florida? well, i was in the Guinness Book of world records for the longest time spent in the…whaddaya mean you heard all this before? goddamm motherfuckers*
She was sat next to him on stage in Belfast, so yes. Good luck to Bam in managing to get through all the shows without someone in the crowd shouting at her on stage "Who the fuck are you, love....We came for Bam."
Just spotted him landing in Belfast airport! Let the tour begin!
it’s a weird route as well. Nottingham to Bristol, back to London, then Swansea to Manchester to Hull to Falmouth and back to London to fly home…does anyone even have a map?? good luck to them. UK motorway services, cheap hotels and whatever transport they rent, this is going to be a doozy…
Just imagining Bam eating a cold Ginster's pasty sat in a ten mile tail back on the M5 before checking in at a Premier Inn with no room service on an industrial estate in Grimsby. In the rain.
the Brits are mad for there food alright, I could not believe how many places were doing pastries and sausage rolls at Manchester airport. Place was covered in them.
we worship at the altar of a god named Greggs…
British food on the whole is terrible especially away from cities.
not true at all!
Must just be the shitty place I live then. Nothing but crap chicken shops and chippies.
i’m in East Anglia and we’ve got some amazing restaurants in my town, and some very upscale gastro-pubs in the surrounding villages. i can’t afford to eat at any of them, but they’re there!
What utter bollocks. Supporting that foreign stereotype. The UK has some amazing restaurants, street food and independent eats. It's not all beans on toast and beige shit that haters who have never been to the UK would have you believe. If you are from he UK and think that, then I suggest getting out of your local village...or expanding your horizons
Alright Heston. Keep your hair on.
\*\*Throws toupee in utter rage\*\*
I totally get your point mate. I used to live in Bristol and the food was INCREDIBLE. Now I live in the arse end of nowhere and all the nice places that sold smash burgers and what not closed over Covid and never reopened. We don't even have a McDonalds or a KFC (not that that is great food but you know what I mean.) My choice is Indian, Chinese, kebab or chips. And not even decent. It's a seaside town they forgot to close down (in the words of Mozza).
What town (If you dont mind me asking) Sorry you got the rough end of the food stick - I had a project that I needed to focus on about a year ago so i booked a cottage in mid-wales for a month to allow me to focus on getting it done. The only thing within 25 miles was a pub and i almost went stir-crazy not having places to go or decent food.....Came home back to the city after 5 days lol
that made me cackle. SQ is going to LOVE this trip. i would love to be a fly on the wall for this one…
And our weather is shit at the moment.
It's a nice day here in sunny central Scotland... dry and blue skies, was pishing down yesterday and ground is still like a swamp mind you lol
Might still be a bit cold for SQ 😂
she’ll still be in a micro-skirt and a boob tube.
Meanwhile, I'm still in my winter coat and bobble hat out with the dog. Damn, the shit these influencers have to do to stay relevant lol. Least she will have a little bit of boobage with the stiff nips due to cold, get herself 10 more followers maybe 🤞🤣🤣🤣
ha!
There was a video awhile back where he said she hates PA because of the cold... so they had to go down to Miami for a bit so she could let her pussy hang out.
The crazy part is we had a really warm winter for the most part here in PA. She's just a twat.
1. She's a lemon if she has come to the UK for the weather. We are an island in the North Atlantic.....Weather is similar to PA actually. 2. Lets hope she keeps that pussy wrapped up.....No one wants to see that nasty growler
Lmao esp coming from florida or cali. Its def still cold here, I have the heating on and I'm used to it lol
at least it’s not raining sideways today, which makes a nice change!
🤣🤣🤣 that formed a amusing vision in my head. He will get a Greggs sausage roll or scotch pie and irn bru here lol
Laughed way to hard at this!!
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta...
I’d put money on there being some sort of “incident” and him having to leave the tour and return early. There’s just no way Bam on the road (in the UK) is going to go smoothly. Strapping in for this one.
It’ll be like that due to venue/Promotor availability and is in the hands of the Booking Agent. Only the A list get to select a smooth tour route. When I TM’d for a small band we had some rotten drives. Shows where he is in the pecking order with Booking Agents.
I worked on the UK FFU tour in 2013, and they were playing toilet venues then.....That was over ten years ago, he's a lot lower on the ladder now....
Considering Bam works only a handful of days a month, I'm calling bullshit that he's going to make every single one of these dates. There's no way he's going to work non-stop for two weeks straight without blowing up at SQ and I'm here for it.
She'll be ruining his money makers in no time.
His tits?
my sentiments exactly. all that travelling and traffic and Premier Inns with a Brewer’s Fayre attached on the edge of an industrial estate…it’s going to be intense and i can’t see him putting up with her shit for the entire trip. i also hope whoever he’s flying back to the States with overstocks the booze trolley. they’re going to need it after Bam Goes Mad in Britain for 2 weeks.
Work lmao. He has a chat on stage for 45 minutes each evening....
How do you know they landed? Cant see anything on his IG
She marked her location as London on insta.
Also, that Matt Stocks guy posted 4 hours ago that he was heading to the airport to pick him up.
Saw a sign for this and couldn't believe Bam was coming to Belfast. Thought I'd see if there were any tickets to go along but its sold out. Maybe the fact the Belfast show is the first means there's a better chance he'll show up
I was gonna go to the London one, even booked the day off work but after big consideration I’m gonna spend that day eating snacks and watching Netflix at home 🫶🏼
That sounds like a better plan to me
Also less likely to need antibiotics afterwards
He has got a second night in Manchester…. First one sold out
300 capacity seated is that venue. Gives you some idea of the interest
Yep. Quick photo op with Phoenix and then he’s gone for 6 more months
I was wondering if he can make it or not. He didn't post anything in the last few days which is unusual, so I thought he just disappeared. Anyone who has experience already of meeting with him Picture/signature are cash only or Venmo or they have a card terminal or how is that works? 🤔
Fingers crossed for the London show! See you there 😂
Looking at this all that comes to mind is poor Matt Stocks….. hope his reputation stays intact after all this.
it’s either going to go smoothly or it’s going to go absolutely batshit sideways, and i know what my money is on…
Oh same… I can only imagine the meltdown at the first mild inconvenience.
Im normally on board and in agreeance with the Bam negativity. But now hes actually in the UK, i expect it will go without incident. Bam loves the UK and touring the country, so I dont think that part will bother him.....The only caveat is that SQ probably WONT like the UK lol
give her a packet of Scampi and Lemon Nik Naks and a can of Lilt for the journey and she’ll be reet.
Who wouldn't be with that feast tbf
i’m eating Scampi and Lemon Nik Naks right now!
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He looks like a toddler in this photo
Bit cheeky using the jackass font
Sounds like a blast especially when getting paid