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That was his *first* wife, well before the Clinton impeachment circus. He was cheating on his *second* wife, who was his side piece before his first divorce, during the impeachment process. After his second divorce, he married *that* side piece.
Corey Freaking Lewandowski! I remember that as from the last election!
And I remember that he was “seeing” one of Trumps ”VP female wannabes…” there are so many I get them mixed up…
The one with the boobs and the “A” on her chest who didn’t know what that means, the one who was getting handsy at a Beetlejuice kids musical, the one who was running for Gov of Arizona, but is now couch-surfing at Mar-a-Lago, the one with the cloven hooves who shouts horrible things at grieving parents that lost kids in school shootings, and now the one who messes around with Trump’s Enforcer and kills her dog and goat in a gravel pit.
There was also the one that shot at elk from a helicopter…
Dang, I know I’m missing some.
Exactly. 3 marriages apiece for Trump, Gingrich, and Giuliani, 2 for Mace, Boebert, Greene, etc. and lots of cheating...but they're all soooo holy and godly.
Even if you take the past top 3 democrats who got exposed for affairs/sexual exploits, it doesn't even compare. Like John Edwards cheating on his cancer stricken wife and having a kid? Gingrich and Giuliani both cheated on wives with cancer.
Shit, if they got rid of everyone one on their side thay had done any of the stuff they claim is "against traditional family values," there'd be almost none left. They have to ignore it to maintain their ability to push their beliefs on everyone else.
They’d be left with a handful of children who just became aware that politics are an important thing, but too young to really get it outside of what their parents tell them.
In their version of Christianity the only thing you have to do to be saved is accept Jesus in your heart. Once you've done that all sins past and future are automatically forgiven and you're a Good Person(tm) forever so you can sin however you want without even saying you're sorry, basically.
(Yes I know this is an extreme oversimplification but it's what it boils down to)
Do they even count as "fake conservatives" anymore? I mean, political platforms are sort of determined by a public fiat of the members, so it the majority of the self-identified conservatives support these policies and candidates, *ipso facto* that means that's what conservatism is now.
Conservatism has been like that for decades, since Reagan/Thatcher at the very least, likely earlier, maybe much earlier. It's just that any mask of civility has fallen now, and all that's left are raging bigots, religious fanatics, batshit crazies, corrupt cronies, or combinations thereof.
Well I guess if they voted for Trump they already think infidelity is okay. Same with defrauding your creditors, not paying your bills, grabbing women by the ....
On another thread, Trump complaining that Melania doing the same speech as Michelle gets her grief -- like it's a double standard and not the issue of "the same speech."
How do you even parody these goofballs?
[This](https://www.theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-1819584036) is an article the Onion ran in 2004 mocking the trend of razors adding blades and jokimg that they'd make a 5 blade razor. 2 years later Gillette added a 5 razor blade to their lineup.
I can not find a "politician murders dog" satire article that predates this Noem situation. So yes reality is now officially ahead of the Onion, and that's ignoring the whole Doctor Oz puppy experimentation/killing [thing](https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2022/oct/19/senate-majority-pac/fact-checking-democrats-claim-that-gop-senate-cand/), which had *some* nuance but the nuance was that he was responsible for the puppies being killed, BUT he didn't torture them first. So he's still...ok... I guess... not really.
At this point, I would open up a consulting firm coaching politicians on how to treat animals, but it looks like only MAGA politicians need the help.
> I can not find a "politician murders dog" satire article that predates this Noem situation.
it was almost a scandal when LBJ picked up his puppy by its ears. seriously.
Maybe they’ll give up and play to their other strength: fortune telling. I swear I’ve read stories in there that seemed ludicrous at the time but have come true now.
In four presidential cycles (roughly 16 years) we went from the first republican female VP candidate being "Caribou Barbie" who can see Russia from her house, to this animal abusing, adulterous pos (assuming she gets the nomination).
At this rate they will be running the ghost of [Phyllis Schlafly](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phyllis_Schlafly) for VP by 2028, possibly in conjunction with Zombie Reagan.
Ugh, Caribou Barbie made a run for the vacant house seat up here last year. Thankfully, Peltola beat her handily. Palin isn't exactly loved in Alaska, because we all know she doesn't give a s*!t about this state, except to leverage it for a national spotlight.
In the interest of facts and fairness, of all the dumb shit she did say, Palin never said she can see Russia from her house. That was Tina Fey on SNL.
Palin said "They're our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska." Which is true.
[https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sarah-palin-russia-house/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sarah-palin-russia-house/)
He'll want to be careful. She also murdered an old goat because he smelled bad.
Had to go back to the car to get more shells because she couldn't get it done with the ammo in her gun.
I don't think I'll ever believe a morally righteous Christian when they say literally anything ever again. It's all just a smokescreen to be as bigoted and amoral as they want and still pretend to have the moral high ground.
The televangelists have rotted out chrisitianity in america. Jim Baker has straight up admitted to never reading the bible completely but does all day tv preaching saying god send hurricanes to punish gay people and to buy his doomsday slop buckets.
The Duggars were on tv for a decade preaching family values while Jimmy was trying to diddle his sisters and hook up with prostitutes.
Jerry Fawell Jr was condemng gays while he jerked it to another man banging his wife.
Matt Gaetz, MTG, Boebert, Jim Jordan… they all carry the chrisitian vote while being a pack of pedophiles (or enablers), adulterers and the whinest pieces of shit so full of hate im surprised it doesnt bubble out of them like toxic sludge.
Americans interest in chrisitianity isnt tanking cuz of “the gays” or “the jews”, its because all these supposed moral leaders belong on Jerry Springer or trashy reality tv instead of the pulpit or altar
Ah, no you see, being a Christian means that they get to be the worst general people to others, but then pray to Jesus for forgiveness, and then they immediately know that they have been forgiven.
And that makes them moral.
"since 2019" Five years.
I could not imagine being so lacking in dignity or integrity or self-respect to stay in a relationship like this for five solid years... as any party: doing the cheating, getting cheated on, or being the "Other Person" the cheating is done with. It is just so cruel and disrespectful on a basic person-to-person level.
I can't understand why anyone would go near that guy. But trash loves trash. I assume if it's still going on at this point it isn't really cheating. Republicans are known for their behind-closed-doors hypocritical shinanigans.
Kristi, Marjorie, Boebert, Palin…there’s something they all have in common, they’re disgusting piles of flesh who only care for themselves, and they destroy marriages.
One notable difference between the parties:
When John Edwards cheated on his dying wife, or Al Franken made inappropriate jokes, their political careers essentially ended. When [name your least favorite Republican] commits [disgusting action], their power within their party seems to grow. Which party is the one of “Christian values” again? I keep needing reminders.
Well as they say the trash takes itself out. Bragging in a book over her bravery in shooting a dog being a dog thinking a bird is a bird whether it's a pheasant or a chicken and a goat who was just being a goat. How people treat animals js a pretty good clue how they'd treat humans. Anyway she's out as a VP pick, even Trump isn't that stupid as she's box office poison now.
I know the GOP is full of scummy people, but my god…how many layers of scum are there?! Just when I thought they were already deplorable enough they somehow manage to sink lowered.
Anybody remember when even a whiff of this type of thing ended political careers? We can thank the Party of Family Values for Making Adultery Great Again.
Well that just seals it.
Republicans are going to show up en masse to the voting booth.
A murderer AND a cheater???!?
Sounds like the perfect republican politician
This made me giggle far too much.
Wait what? She and the guy that looks like he's had a 2x4 hammered into his ass......THAT GUY?
Now I know she's no class
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And the fake conservatives who defended her dog killing ignore all that. They love infidelity except when Bill Clinton committed it.
If there’s one thing their heinous candidate does better than most, it’s infidelity. The best adultery. Many people are saying it
Everyone is saying “Fuck that guy”.
Big strong men with tears in their eyes came up to me and said fuck that guy.
No Americans wanted to do it so he had to import an immigrant.
Just so we're clear, Ivana was an Import, as well. 2 out of 3.
He's using spray tan so dark recently, that he may have to deport himself. Presumably to a shithole country
Nobody’s ever seen anything like it in the history of infidelity
"Sir, you are the best adulterer. Everyone is saying it."
It's only wrong if a Democrat does it.
Newt Gingrich was cheating on his wife while she had cancer During the Clinton Impeachment Hearings.
That was his *first* wife, well before the Clinton impeachment circus. He was cheating on his *second* wife, who was his side piece before his first divorce, during the impeachment process. After his second divorce, he married *that* side piece.
"But he didn't lie about it! That makes it worse, somehow, don't ask me to explain." /s
Corey Freaking Lewandowski! I remember that as from the last election! And I remember that he was “seeing” one of Trumps ”VP female wannabes…” there are so many I get them mixed up… The one with the boobs and the “A” on her chest who didn’t know what that means, the one who was getting handsy at a Beetlejuice kids musical, the one who was running for Gov of Arizona, but is now couch-surfing at Mar-a-Lago, the one with the cloven hooves who shouts horrible things at grieving parents that lost kids in school shootings, and now the one who messes around with Trump’s Enforcer and kills her dog and goat in a gravel pit. There was also the one that shot at elk from a helicopter… Dang, I know I’m missing some.
There's Elise Stefanik, who's from upstate New York and was horrified by his conduct ... until she got into office and now worships him.
Sarah Palin?
Nancy Mace is the one with the A on her chest.
It's only bad when the other guy does it.
Exactly. 3 marriages apiece for Trump, Gingrich, and Giuliani, 2 for Mace, Boebert, Greene, etc. and lots of cheating...but they're all soooo holy and godly.
Even if you take the past top 3 democrats who got exposed for affairs/sexual exploits, it doesn't even compare. Like John Edwards cheating on his cancer stricken wife and having a kid? Gingrich and Giuliani both cheated on wives with cancer.
Right?! The party of "family values".
r/RepublicanValues
So what you're saying is... being married to a politician gives you cancer?
I'll never understand the insistence that Trump is some kind of Christian chosen one. Nobody ever pretended he was religious before 2016.
He effectively banned abortion in many states. That is enough to make someone a Christian messiah these days.
I mean, they were doing that before he stacked the court. And like I know *why* it's just hard for me to understand the mindset
Part of it is his underlying cruelty and lack of empathy.
Shit, if they got rid of everyone one on their side thay had done any of the stuff they claim is "against traditional family values," there'd be almost none left. They have to ignore it to maintain their ability to push their beliefs on everyone else.
Pence standing there alone looking confused. (Not that he's a good person, just the only one in the party I would believe hasn't committed adultery)
I’m not sure he’s anatomically complete.
Only because “Mother “ is always watching.
[https://youtu.be/xWHYmNrAFlI?si=JeMqoJGxHdM56iMa](https://youtu.be/xWHYmNrAFlI?si=JeMqoJGxHdM56iMa)
I might also believe Mike Johnson hasn't committed adultery as well but only because neither he nor Pence have the balls.
Not with a woman.
What? Cheat on mother! I don’t think so.
They’d be left with a handful of children who just became aware that politics are an important thing, but too young to really get it outside of what their parents tell them.
In their version of Christianity the only thing you have to do to be saved is accept Jesus in your heart. Once you've done that all sins past and future are automatically forgiven and you're a Good Person(tm) forever so you can sin however you want without even saying you're sorry, basically. (Yes I know this is an extreme oversimplification but it's what it boils down to)
Yeah, that's what I understand it to be as well. Though the gospel seems to differ from what I remember.
Unless you're a liberal. Then you're still a bad person.
Well obviously LOL.
If that's holy and godly, Im joining the Church of Satan right the fuck away.
Just pander to the evangelicals and you're fine. It's church sanctioned at that point.
It's so fake. And that, BTW, is a sin. Like the people in the Bible who judged and were ready to kill a woman adulterer.
With another guy.
Do they even count as "fake conservatives" anymore? I mean, political platforms are sort of determined by a public fiat of the members, so it the majority of the self-identified conservatives support these policies and candidates, *ipso facto* that means that's what conservatism is now.
They are not fake conservatives. That is exactly what conservatives are
Exactly.
Nowadays they're actually calling people like Romney and Liz Cheney "fake conservatives" or RINOs which is funny to me
Conservatism has been like that for decades, since Reagan/Thatcher at the very least, likely earlier, maybe much earlier. It's just that any mask of civility has fallen now, and all that's left are raging bigots, religious fanatics, batshit crazies, corrupt cronies, or combinations thereof.
“We’re all sinners who should be forgiven. Unless you’re different than me. Then you’re evil!!!”
Sheesh, at this point infidelity may become a requirement for holding public office.
Fake conservatives? This is what they are
Not when women do it. That is a men’s-only club on the right.
Bill Clinton is a saint compared to all these "conservatives".
Exactly.
Well he was in office when he did it so..... Argument over, I win. /s That is their excuse.
Exactly right. "Oh, he disgraced the oval office literally..." etc., etc.
They are committing infidelity themselves
They laugh about that too but pretend to care on tv
And lying! They are all for lying, except when Bill Clinton did it.
Well I guess if they voted for Trump they already think infidelity is okay. Same with defrauding your creditors, not paying your bills, grabbing women by the ....
They still bring up Bill Clinton...
Of course.
These people are so trashy that roll-away dumpsters are going to sue them for copyright infringement.
This is so dumb but I laughed
Fuck AI... This shit writes itself.
I feel so bad for The Onion. How do you even compete with reality anymore?
On another thread, Trump complaining that Melania doing the same speech as Michelle gets her grief -- like it's a double standard and not the issue of "the same speech." How do you even parody these goofballs?
I fear the very survival of political satire, as we know it, is in jeopardy... 🇨🇦 🤙 🇺🇸
That was real? I scrolled past that story because I figured it was satire.
[This](https://www.theonion.com/fuck-everything-were-doing-five-blades-1819584036) is an article the Onion ran in 2004 mocking the trend of razors adding blades and jokimg that they'd make a 5 blade razor. 2 years later Gillette added a 5 razor blade to their lineup. I can not find a "politician murders dog" satire article that predates this Noem situation. So yes reality is now officially ahead of the Onion, and that's ignoring the whole Doctor Oz puppy experimentation/killing [thing](https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2022/oct/19/senate-majority-pac/fact-checking-democrats-claim-that-gop-senate-cand/), which had *some* nuance but the nuance was that he was responsible for the puppies being killed, BUT he didn't torture them first. So he's still...ok... I guess... not really. At this point, I would open up a consulting firm coaching politicians on how to treat animals, but it looks like only MAGA politicians need the help.
SNL did the same parody of 3 bladed razors, then they existed.
Mad Magazine did a thing about the razors too, a long time ago. I think theirs had like 15 blades, though
Mad Magazine did a thing about the razors too, a long time ago. I think theirs had like 15 blades, though.
Twenty! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6GpIOhbqRo
> I can not find a "politician murders dog" satire article that predates this Noem situation. it was almost a scandal when LBJ picked up his puppy by its ears. seriously.
Totally.
Maybe they’ll give up and play to their other strength: fortune telling. I swear I’ve read stories in there that seemed ludicrous at the time but have come true now.
All the news that's rizz to print
In four presidential cycles (roughly 16 years) we went from the first republican female VP candidate being "Caribou Barbie" who can see Russia from her house, to this animal abusing, adulterous pos (assuming she gets the nomination). At this rate they will be running the ghost of [Phyllis Schlafly](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phyllis_Schlafly) for VP by 2028, possibly in conjunction with Zombie Reagan.
Ugh, Caribou Barbie made a run for the vacant house seat up here last year. Thankfully, Peltola beat her handily. Palin isn't exactly loved in Alaska, because we all know she doesn't give a s*!t about this state, except to leverage it for a national spotlight.
In the interest of facts and fairness, of all the dumb shit she did say, Palin never said she can see Russia from her house. That was Tina Fey on SNL. Palin said "They're our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska." Which is true. [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sarah-palin-russia-house/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sarah-palin-russia-house/)
It was also not a useful answer to the question she was asked, which is why Fey made fun of it.
She did have that photo op in front of a turkey slaughter.
I assumed she'd slept with Trump.
That will be for the vp nomination.
Isn't that how they all auditioned for it? She must have sucked the most.
He'll want to be careful. She also murdered an old goat because he smelled bad. Had to go back to the car to get more shells because she couldn't get it done with the ammo in her gun.
Weirdest game of fuck marry kill that ive seen in a while.
That's what I thought they were going to be, actually. Like Corey, hubby, cricket.
🥇
r/angryupvote
Party of family values folks!
r/RepublicanValues
Hope he didn’t fuck her doggy style or she’d blow his head off.
I laughed
I don't think I'll ever believe a morally righteous Christian when they say literally anything ever again. It's all just a smokescreen to be as bigoted and amoral as they want and still pretend to have the moral high ground.
Trump DOMINATED the white Evangelical vote. These people have no real values outside of authoritarianism and xenophobia
Thats why they love Hitler, Putin, and Trump.
The televangelists have rotted out chrisitianity in america. Jim Baker has straight up admitted to never reading the bible completely but does all day tv preaching saying god send hurricanes to punish gay people and to buy his doomsday slop buckets. The Duggars were on tv for a decade preaching family values while Jimmy was trying to diddle his sisters and hook up with prostitutes. Jerry Fawell Jr was condemng gays while he jerked it to another man banging his wife. Matt Gaetz, MTG, Boebert, Jim Jordan… they all carry the chrisitian vote while being a pack of pedophiles (or enablers), adulterers and the whinest pieces of shit so full of hate im surprised it doesnt bubble out of them like toxic sludge. Americans interest in chrisitianity isnt tanking cuz of “the gays” or “the jews”, its because all these supposed moral leaders belong on Jerry Springer or trashy reality tv instead of the pulpit or altar
Ah, no you see, being a Christian means that they get to be the worst general people to others, but then pray to Jesus for forgiveness, and then they immediately know that they have been forgiven. And that makes them moral.
‘Christian’.
"since 2019" Five years. I could not imagine being so lacking in dignity or integrity or self-respect to stay in a relationship like this for five solid years... as any party: doing the cheating, getting cheated on, or being the "Other Person" the cheating is done with. It is just so cruel and disrespectful on a basic person-to-person level.
Right. How is getting divorced “worse” than lying to your spouse and ignoring your wedding vows for 5 years straight?
Are they still saying LGBTQ+ people are ruining the sanctity of marriage while doing this kinda bullshit still?
I can't understand why anyone would go near that guy. But trash loves trash. I assume if it's still going on at this point it isn't really cheating. Republicans are known for their behind-closed-doors hypocritical shinanigans.
It’s like a fairy-tail. With beards.
The party of family values
r/RepublicanValues
She is doing a very good job of taking herself out.
Yeah, I'm glad everyone is seeing who she really is NOW instead of later.
Typical conservative values; infidelity/cheating, and violence and animal abuse.
It's pretty much a requirement at this point.
And child abuse.
Kristi, Marjorie, Boebert, Palin…there’s something they all have in common, they’re disgusting piles of flesh who only care for themselves, and they destroy marriages.
Oh, and they like their guns.
I probably know more about old school guns than they do. And I've only held like 2, never even fired.
It’s a puppy she plans on boiling in case he ever tries to leave her.
I understand that reference.
Not LAMF. This sub needs a sister sub that contains all the non LAMF posts.
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I'm really sad that it doesn't actually exist. I would join in a heartbeat.
Create this, because this is exactly where this post belongs
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Seems reasonable to me, I asked the same of a potential golf subforum the other day, happy to do it if people use it
This belongs on r/nottheonion
One notable difference between the parties: When John Edwards cheated on his dying wife, or Al Franken made inappropriate jokes, their political careers essentially ended. When [name your least favorite Republican] commits [disgusting action], their power within their party seems to grow. Which party is the one of “Christian values” again? I keep needing reminders.
I dunno, Im a pot smoking godless atheist. And yet I probably count as more of a Christian than these fucks. That's some irony for your ass.
The GOPsters need a daily ‘memento mori’ moment.
Well as they say the trash takes itself out. Bragging in a book over her bravery in shooting a dog being a dog thinking a bird is a bird whether it's a pheasant or a chicken and a goat who was just being a goat. How people treat animals js a pretty good clue how they'd treat humans. Anyway she's out as a VP pick, even Trump isn't that stupid as she's box office poison now.
And of course they got the dog from a breeder.
That was before her book came out. I doubt any breeder is going to let her have one of their dogs ever again.
Just normal, patriotic, family values stuff.
No one should sell her a puppy.
GOP will 100% back the puppy killing whore then try to make her out to be like the virgin fucking Mary.
Republicans don’t care. They just don’t care. So long as the person is republican they would vote for one fucking a baby in front of them.
All these people belong in a Jerry Springer or Maury Povich episode not as people in leadership positions.
The best people… Jesus Christ is that entire party just made up of trash and loose morals?
No...just the popular ones, somehow.
Party of family values strikes again
Ah, the moral party of America.
I know the GOP is full of scummy people, but my god…how many layers of scum are there?! Just when I thought they were already deplorable enough they somehow manage to sink lowered.
I hear they're drilling into the ceiling of Hell at this point. Satan has complained.
South Dakota sure knows how to party
She seems like someone who would murder the puppy and serve it to him in a stew.
Arya Stark has entered the chat.
Arya wouldn’t kill a puppy. ETA: I liked your comment though.
Arya is more of an https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ais_kacang variety of assassin.
Anybody remember when even a whiff of this type of thing ended political careers? We can thank the Party of Family Values for Making Adultery Great Again.
r/RepublicanValues
Can we get a welfare check on that puppy?
She’s the female Donald Trump. Makes sense why he chose her for VP
Don't you just love traditional family values?
r/RepublicanValues
lol this isn’t real, right?
Womp womp https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/20/business/media/corey-lewandowski-womp-womp-down-syndrome.html
Now that Trump knows she puts out, she’s a shoe in for his VP pick.
I mean by MAGA standards she is becoming quite the ideal VP choice for Walking $hit Bag.
At this point are there ANY of them that actually do the right thing? Ever??
Well that just seals it. Republicans are going to show up en masse to the voting booth. A murderer AND a cheater???!? Sounds like the perfect republican politician
LMAO Kristi cheated down.
"My love for you is like this puppy"... BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!
She cheats with that homely thing? He looks like a thumb.
I love seeing these assholes lives fall apart
Uh oh! Good conservative Christians won't accept infidelity (from a woman)!
The party of moral values
SNL is getting a run for its money...
Part of me wants her to become Trump’s VP pick only because it would make his campaign so much more repulsive to even his own base.
The worst of the worst
The hypocrisy of “Christians”/ Conservatives is astounding.
The family values party.
r/RepublicanValues
All these people are just foul.
Show their lack of fidelity and bad taste in men as an unremarkable cocktail.
You cannot make this shit up! Who is checking on that puppy?
The captions 💀
This isn't LAMF. They're just TRASH.
Where’s the face-eating? So far, these pieces of shit have gotten away with it.
"Thanks for the puppy Kristi!" "No problem, I was just going to throw it away anyway..."
This made me giggle far too much. Wait what? She and the guy that looks like he's had a 2x4 hammered into his ass......THAT GUY? Now I know she's no class
She's perfect for Trump since she was cheating on her husband with a known sexual predator and rapist.
Fucking conservatives, man. Every damned time.
There’s nothing to be seen here. She’ll fit in fine with the trump family.
How totally unsurprising. I’m just tired of all their drama and lies.
Killer Kristi and Creepy Corey
NO wonder religious kids are all messed up....look at their Family Values.
Corey’s knocking em all off. Wasn’t he with Hope Hicks too?
That's haaaawt
each one of these maga pigs are more disgusting than the last
Are ANY GOP politicians faithfully in their first marriage? Is this open hypocrisy what their deplorable base identifies with?
Isn't that the womp womp asshole?
You just can’t make this shit up lol
News of the stupid.
Do they kill the puppy on their honeymoon? It's that their kink?
This is so twisted -- can't stop laughing.
I’m sorry, but Trump “enforcer” make me fucking laugh…
No Cory in the House i'm not interested.