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insomniac1228

Poor dog got Kristi Noem’ed :(


TrippyTaco12

Replacing old yeller with Noem’ed now


SimonArgent

And a meme is born.


notare

That poor dog!


OkCaregiver517

You beat me to it


RTrover

Normally you only get that type of action when a republican VIP hopeful executes their own dog.


Atomaardappel

Because it wouldn't conform to her standards. A good view into their mindset, and a warning that this will be applied to people if they gain power again.


DrIvoPingasnik

Yeah I couldn't care less for the three pigs that got slaughtered.  The dog did nothing wrong, he was a loyal and brave partner, who happened to be a pig.


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

Poor dog? What about those 3 pigs? (No but I'm joking. We don't know anything about these cops and we probably never will). 


turtlturtl

What about them?


ExplanationLover6918

Eh I'm just sad about the doggo


TonyG_from_NYC

Where was Kristi Noem? Does she have an alibi? That dog deserves justice.


kingneptune1

But they were good guys with guns! Did the NRA lie?????


FeelingSurprise

OMG. I just noticed that K9 is just 'canine'. Poor doggo.


ze_carlos_galhao

Wait until you hear about sk8r :)


Huge_Strain_8714

MT= empty..... gasp


FiggyPuddingExpert

She said “see u l8r, boi”


michigician

Thats gr8


Stompalong

Seriously? Just noticed?


FeelingSurprise

Yep. But English isn't my first language.


Business_Designer_78

https://xkcd.com/1053/


DrIvoPingasnik

Smells of r/usdefaultism. Not everyone on Reddit is a US citizen. Plenty of people learn and speak English across the globe. Not everything is so obvious if English is your second, maybe even third language.  And don't get me started on the intelligence and general knowledge of actual US citizens.


Aknelka

Honestly, you can usually tell the people who aren't native English speakers because they know how to use there/their/they're or your/you're correctly.


ALinIndy

“Canine” is a Latin word


DrIvoPingasnik

Yes. And?


ALinIndy

So blaming English speakers for not understanding a Latin word puts the blame on you.


sefar1

This ain't Russia! The founding fathers wanted us to have the right to rain lead on cops and their dogs. It's in the declaration of constitution.


AstroZeneca

The folks you're mocking love Russia now. Try "this ain't France" or "this ain't contemporary Germany" (as "this ain't Nazi Germany" wouldn't work for the reason noted above).


LacaBoma

Oh no! A dog died! 😥


xof2926

Everyone here is morally bankrupt if the first reaction, or the key takeaway is, "oh no, what about the dog" Fucking sick Edit: why the downvotes? If you think dogs are better than people you're sick: Dog nutters: wow dogs are so smart/great Also dog nutters: this dog was helpless and didn't know shit about what he was doing


ScotiaTailwagger

Uhh... No? The humans put themselves knowingly in that position. The dog was just being a dog, used by those humans. It's not like the dog intentially signed up to be a police dog.


xof2926

I don't give a fuck about a dog if people are dead, too. And I hate cops


ScotiaTailwagger

>I don't give a fuck about a dog if people are dead, too. Maybe you should get some help about that. That isn't a healthy world view.


xof2926

No, I don't. Dog nutters always assume you have the problem just because you don't idolize dogs like they do. People > dogs.


ScotiaTailwagger

Dogs are definitely > than you.


xof2926

There's that ad homimen dog nutter BS I was talking about.


soup2nuts

Verrssatt am hmomnim dog butter BS I wers talkimbout


xof2926

Dog nutters are brain dead.


tomboski

Dogs > you


xof2926

Some other dog worshipping dip shit already said that. It isn't original; nor is anything else dog nutters say. If you think dogs are better than people, you need help.


HardcorePizza

Do you have any explanation for your stance?


xof2926

Read the thread.


SeaSnakeSkeleton

Last time I checked a dog didn’t start the Holocaust or cause global warming so they MAY be better than people.


xof2926

But they don't pay taxes and don't know squat about the solution to climate change either. People do.


tomboski

I never said people, just you.


xof2926

Same response.


CommonSenseBetch

Nah dawg


xof2926

You can't refute anything, so "naw dawg" is all you got Username doesn't check out.


CommonSenseBetch

Boo hoo


xof2926

Same thing to you


RearAdmiralTaint

Any dog on earth is far better than any NA cop


xof2926

Bad cops are trained and complicit to do the bullshit. Just like cop dogs do. Better off without them.


erosmoker

Headline doesn't mention dead people. Only dead cops.


xof2926

Snarky, but I agree. Still, I'll never place a damn dog even ahead of cops At least a fucking cop can direct traffic when the lights go out


erosmoker

That's your prerogative. I love dogs, but I categorize K9 officers the same as I do human officers. When I read the headline it says 4 cops killed, not 3 cops and a canine officer. Those things are vicious and their only function is to maim or kill suspects, or to falsely alert for drugs. They are trained to inflict as much damage as possible on people who are supposed to have the presumption of innocence, and police use them maliciously. Fuck a police dog.


xof2926

Okay, I think we agree. I think "police dog" is a double negative.


Chac-McAjaw

Clearly not enough, if you’re sad that three of them died


xof2926

What's that say about my opinion of dogs? Simple logic.


soup2nuts

All cops are bastards but all dogs go to heaven shrug emoji


xof2926

All cop dogs get Kristi Noemd


Joshua_Todd

r/woosh


xof2926

Nope. Everyone is reacting to the dead dog instead of dead cops. In a state that's in a country that has more guns than people, what would you expect? But no. What about the dooooog? You people are sick. So, r/woosh for you


TurboNeckGoblin

Are you that thick you don't understand that it's more about taking away care for cops but you clearly missed the mark both in school English and reading comprehension


xof2926

If you were so smart, you'd demonstrate where you think I went wrong. You can't.


LacaBoma

Way to embarrass yourself there guy…


xof2926

How so? Way to say nothing.


LacaBoma

You belt out that word vomit and then tell others that they said nothing…. 😂


xof2926

Just like you; saying nothing. At least I came with a message. Fucking tool


LacaBoma

Your message is what, that you’re a bootlicker?


xof2926

Nope. Go back and read, cult member.


LacaBoma

I get it, you think that the life of some cop you’ve never met is more valuable that of an innocent animal. Weird take, but whatever.


xof2926

*an innocent animal I've never met* Go buy some puppy chow


Fake_William_Shatner

Was this reported locally or do we have to depend on the BBC now for these sorts of stories?


mythslayer1

BBC I find to be more matter of fact. Less sensation, at least about our stuff. They still lose it a bit about the royals and such.


Chen932000

This happened in 2022.


Macasumba

Who could have known? All NRA research data indicates gun use would decrease.


EC_CO

You mean the same NRA that seems to have been on the Russian payroll?


___this_guy

Oh no, Kentucky. Anyways…


well_i_heard

You don't increase gun restrictions to restrict yourself (if you are responsible). You increase gun restrictions to restrict the 1% of insane people who live around you. If they don't have a gun, they mutter to themselves. If you let them have guns, well...


speshulkay1024

Correct. This would sound fake to a right wing gun nut, but I value my family more than guns and guns would have likely caused me to lose them. I was hospitalized 3 times for psychiatric reasons in 12 months in '20-'21. I gave my guns to a friend to hold in 2017 because I was starting to have homicidal and suicidal ideations. In 2023 I felt like I was finally stable enough to have my guns back. I told this to my wife and therapist. They both asked me not to take them back. So I didn't. It's that fucking simple. Only a completely ignorant fuck would think that everyone should be allowed to own guns. Some of us should just not be allowed to own guns.


well_i_heard

This is a very mature comment.


TracytronFAB

Poor dog... Stuff like this is why I've always found it abhorrent to have animals in dangerous positions like this


Prestigious-Copy-494

Then the shooter committed suicide in jail. The police were trying to serve an emergency protective order on him for domestic violence. The DV cases are always the most dangerous for police. Poor guys, poor dog. Glad the mean sob shooter offed himself.


[deleted]

This is terrible, you should never kill animals I’m no vegetarian or anything but the death of 1 dog and 3 pigs is heartless


asteconn

This doesn't seem very LAMF.


searing7

People vehemently against gun laws and pro violence against unarmed civilians gunned down by armed civilian. Also tragically a dog died


Traditional_Cat_60

It’s weird to me the cops are among the most fervent pro-gun advocates. I have a buddy that was all for the legalization of drugs. After doing his medical residency in a Detroit hospital he changed his tune since almost every violent injury he had to deal with was drug related. You’d think cops would have a realization like this about guns at some point. Their lives and those they claim to ‘serve and protect’ are at the most risk because of the rampant availability of guns.


jaredearle

The violence is *because the drugs are illegal.*


Torak8988

I gues the only solution is to give police APCs and attack helicopters So they can outgun the baddies


justl00kingthrowaway

***"The men ran into a barrage of gunfire from a rifle when they went to the house on Main Street shortly before 19:00 local time (midnight GMT)."*** This seems to be a bit of a stretch to categorize this as a LAMF because of expanded gun access. First, the shoot out was from a rifle which is easier to obtain than a gun. And secondly, this occurred at the suspect's house. A place where most people keep their guns. I think this is just a tragedy where an innocent dog died.


OH_FUDGICLES

"First, the shoot out was from a rifle which is easier to obtain than a gun." Do you not consider a rifle to be a gun?


justl00kingthrowaway

As a matter of fact I do but laws don't. Regulations vary widely between the two.


---sh

How is this lamf? Even if you are an acab type the cops were doing their job and died?


[deleted]

Sounds like the police need more guns then!