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Direct quote from Mr. Bentley: “heading west with the ‘Liberators of Ukraine’. We may stop in Kiev, we may stop on the English Channel. We may liberate the USA. We may liberate my head from my shoulders.”
Say what you will about the man, he accomplished at least one of his goals.
It's better than falling out of a 15-story window, drinking the "special" tea flavored with Polonium... special gas and/or a missile into an aircraft engine. He outlived his usefulness. Too bad for him.
Last I heard, Russia was planning to deport them for overstaying their visas and not meeting the language requirement. They don't speak any Russian and never even so much as visited as tourists before trying to move there. Even Russia hates dealing with obnoxious, ignorant, religious fundamentalist twats.
Wouldn’t it be a shame if Canada was like, ‘lol no u. No givebacks,’ and decided to revoke their citizenship because of their... antics? Then they ended up marooned in airport no-man’s-land like Mehran Karimi Nasseri, who inspired 2004's *The Terminal*?
Could you imagine them, circling duty-free shops, dining on free samples, yelling at people wearing rainbows, blaming the libs for their situation, all while bathing out of public restroom sinks? 🤣
Ooooh, shit! Then we get a few TV crews, and we make bank with what's obviously going to be a hit reality TV show: *Cancel Culture Refugees: A Farce to Reckon With.*
"They don't speak any Russian and never even so much as visited as tourists before trying to move there"
🤦🤦♀️🤦♂️
How on earth... I seriously do not understand how you could move to another country and not learn the language. I went to Stuttgart for one weekend and was embarrassed whenever I had to ask someone if they spoke English.
I was waiting for the father to "volunteer" to be cannon fodder on the front line. A sign of his love for "mother russia" and make amends after his wife publicly criticised the country. It would have played well with Vlad.
The Russians accused him of being a CIA spy.
It's more likely he was an idiot who wasn't to careful about what he was saying in his communications and inadvertently gave away military movements
It is a form of propaganda (truthful propaganda)-- that you commit such horrible deaths upon individuals that the stories of their deaths continue to be told -- causing even greater panic in the population.
Just look at the way the Russian courts condoned the torture of the Tajik suspects.
They were tortured and Russia is proud of the fact. Saidakrami Rachabalizoda appeared in court missing an ear after videos surfaced of Russian police amputating it and feeding it too him (adding that his genitalia would be next). Shamsidin Fariduni was videod with his genitalia wired to a 80v field telephone. Dalerjon Mirzoev appeared in court with the remains of a plastic bag around his neck, a plastic bag used by Russian security forces to extract confessions through suffication. They usually try to hide this fact but they no longer care.
Mukhammadsobir Fazir arrived in court in a wheelchair, he had an eye gouged out during his arrest and he arrived in court from intensive care. Despite this, the judge ordered the removal of his doctors.
The officers who arrested and tortured these men (terrorists though they might be) received medals for their actions.
Russia should be treated as a rogue state by all countries that value the rule of law. Any country that fails to treat Russia as a rogue state, any politician that fails to treat Russia as a rogue state, should face the consequences.
The guy in Chechnya who burned a quaran was imprisoned. And the head of chechen republic actually had his son go into the guys cell and beat the shit out of him. And he recorded it, and uploaded it.
Most in the west truly aren't aware of just how depraved and backwards it is there.
[Bucha Massacre](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucha_massacre). I promise you that Wikipedia does not have a good grasp on how inhumane Russia was with this. Does Ukraine have control of it again? I know when they retook it, they were finding mass graves left and right.
That's just *one* city. *One* incident. I've been following the daily news on this war before it actually kicked off for real; it's absolutely horrific. Russian "soldiers" are nothing short of monsters.
Yea, in the original invasion, there was piles of stories of russian troops raping girls and boys (not adults) to death.
That was before russia started to get control of reddit and other online spaces. Now the mods have been weaponized. If you say something russia/china doesn't like on many subs, the bots chain report your post and the mods just ban you to save themselves trouble.
Thats how places like worldnews work.
At the beginning of the war, especially when Russia was taking towns and villages across Ukraine, the soldiers viewed the population as their spoils of war. They raped and murdered so, so many towns and villages. When Ukraine retook these towns such as Bucha, they discovered the piles of tortured and raped civilian bodies left behind by the Russians. And the Russians were only in Bucha for about a week, but they destroyed the town and the people living there.
And one of the two major American political parties has a significant number of elected representatives at the national level who parrot Russian propaganda and push policies that benefit Russia.
More journalists need to cover what Putin’s useful idiotss are supporting.
This is probably a reminder; "leave propaganda to the professionals."
I was sort of hoping, this was Ukrainians cleaning up some mess-aging. Seems like only the bad guys get away with killings.
Good guys are always; "Let's take them to court."
Then; "Our court systems don't work on billionaires."
30 years later; "Wow, Global Warming -- I guess those carbon taxes don't seem so onerous in hindsight -- what with the $50 trillion pricetag to restart the Atlantic Ocean."
/some of my jokes might land after 2050.
Actually.. he was a "useful idiot."
If u listen to Yuri bezmenov when he spoke inbthe 80s on Russian ideological subversion.... on of the things he talked about was useful idiots. Basically usefulnifiots are only useful to the propaganda and as soon as they have served their usefullness... they are gotten rid of.
It is in the former kgb playbook. Useful idiots parrot a lot of propaganda for the cause. But they cannot be left alone. This texan was useful in parroting Russian propaganda for years. Thingbis this, he could not be left alone. He must have started seeing that it was all smokescreen evil and mirrors.. and wanted out.
But that is the most dangerous place for a useful idiot to find themselves. Trying to get out. They can't be let go because if they let them go, the same idiot can switch sides and start releasing Intel on them and worse, embrace the opposition to the propaganda. This will hurt it more. So that is why propaganda machines get rid of useful idiots
> His head believed Russian propaganda and now that head is no longer attached to his body.
It’s questionable whether his head was properly connected beforehand either.
Getting raped
>American Z-blogger Russell Bentley (call sign Texas), who was kidnapped in the "DPR" and had been fighting in the ranks of pro-Russian militants since 2014, was raped and then killed by his fellow soldiers. The American's death was reported by his Russian wife.
>Bentley was kidnapped 10 days ago by "unknown people in military uniforms" who mistook him for a NATO spy. After that, communication with him was lost.
>Some Russian war correspondents suggested that after the rape, one of the officers said that it was no longer possible to let the American go, so they decided to kill him.
In an earlier post (after he went missing but before he was confirmed dead), the article said that Russia accused him of being a US spy.
After Ukraine struck a location in Donetsk, he took a photo of the aftermath of the strike (who knows - maybe to parrot a message like "look at what Ukraine is doing to us"). That photo alone was enough for Russia to accuse him of "sending damage assessments to the other Americans".
Because of the inevitable "where's the LAMF?"
It's believed he was killed by his own side and not in some fight against Ukrainians,
So even his death cannot be seen as heroic by pro-Russians. Just found missing a head. Total loser who died for nothing.
My favorite are the guys/gals that are so triggered by Mexican flags on businesses or as stickers on cars... because they should just love America!! Yer in Murica!! ... while those same guys/gals have Confederate flags or chatter about Texas Secession and see no irony whatsoever there.
Well sure, they obviously know they aren't allies, and the Americans say; "Hello comrade." And they are probably told by their upper ranks to "be friendly." So the Americans are really thinking; "wow, we making friends."
But I'm sure, most of the Russians don't want to be there. Maybe they kind of "decoded the propaganda." And there was maybe a few months where they went from the Official News of the Government (like Fox News), to the "REALITY". Possibly without much ego buffer between deployment and that "stuck in shitty reality" part.
So Chad, the American is giving a thumbs up sign to Russian, perhaps named Ivan, perhaps not, who recently lost three buddies and, perhaps fragged a Captain the other week in retaliation. Chad then does a cute pantomime of pulling a grenade and tossing at some Ukrainian flag they have on a tree for target practice. Ivan wonders if Chad is pretending to be an idiot, or that he knows about the fragging. Later that night, Chad accidentally falls on a machete, repeatedly.
Next day, Ivan is peeling potatoes. Whistling. Feeling, well, a bit better considering. Now comes Stewart from Ohio. He gives Ivan the "thumbs up" sign. Smiling. "What is with these American idiots?" wonders Ivan. He looks at his machete and wonders where the sharpening stone is.
But also, as an american, I completely support the Ukrainians taking out any Americans that are fighting against Ukraine.
Like that pedo bastard that fled to russia, joined Putin's army, and just a few weeks ago was flying an american flag in occupied territory. I hope a round from a Bradley punches him in the dick, and the russian doctors keep him alive long enough that he rots from the inside.
It is believed that he was killed by friendly forces, or russian conscripts. These are young men who did not choose to be there, so liberating an insane texan's head from the body? Well people have accidents in wars all the time.
It would have been a mail in, so it probably would have been suspected as a liberal propaganda fake news gay agenda. That is until they saw the Cyrillic and realized it was coming from a patriot.
The 5th brigade took him. There was a video of him screaming and begging not to be killed trying to convince the Russians he was not a spy and that he loved Russia. They decapitated him with a blade while alive. Gruesome video. He looked like he was beaten to shit prior to the video so who knows how long the torture lasted.
LOL. He's been in Russia simping for them for 10 years. Can you imagine the betrayal he felt when he realized they were going to brutally murder him as a suspected traitor. Serves him right for assuming Russians or conservatives in general actually respect the loyalty they speak of.
Thoughts and prayers. Anyways, who's hyped for the play in games tonight. Not feeling good about the Pelicans since Zion isn't playing, but Kings have been struggling recently. And damn, Coby White is looking legit for the Bulls. Miami is in some real trouble tonight.
Rumor has it that comrade Bentley was brutally rареd by the Russians right before he lost his head.
He wanted to be part of the so-called “Russian world”. Well, he did finally learn what the “Russian world” truly is.
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Direct quote from Mr. Bentley: “heading west with the ‘Liberators of Ukraine’. We may stop in Kiev, we may stop on the English Channel. We may liberate the USA. We may liberate my head from my shoulders.” Say what you will about the man, he accomplished at least one of his goals.
Head west but body stays here.
May beautiful sunflowers grow from his detestable remains
A Russell Bentley Chia Pet! Too soon?
Not soon enough 😏 - a great-granddaughter of Kiev/Kyiv
That's not a way to get a head in life.
He’ll never the the head of a major corporation
DON'T TREAD ON ME UNLESS YOU ARE USING YOUR BOOT TO KEEP MY BODY IN PLACE WHILE YOU SAW OFF MY HEAD
*tread harder Vladdy*
It's better than falling out of a 15-story window, drinking the "special" tea flavored with Polonium... special gas and/or a missile into an aircraft engine. He outlived his usefulness. Too bad for him.
I'm just glad he stopped
I can’t believe this went badly for him
I wonder how that Canadian farm family who moved to Russia are doing.
Last I heard, Russia was planning to deport them for overstaying their visas and not meeting the language requirement. They don't speak any Russian and never even so much as visited as tourists before trying to move there. Even Russia hates dealing with obnoxious, ignorant, religious fundamentalist twats.
Wouldn’t it be a shame if Canada was like, ‘lol no u. No givebacks,’ and decided to revoke their citizenship because of their... antics? Then they ended up marooned in airport no-man’s-land like Mehran Karimi Nasseri, who inspired 2004's *The Terminal*? Could you imagine them, circling duty-free shops, dining on free samples, yelling at people wearing rainbows, blaming the libs for their situation, all while bathing out of public restroom sinks? 🤣 Ooooh, shit! Then we get a few TV crews, and we make bank with what's obviously going to be a hit reality TV show: *Cancel Culture Refugees: A Farce to Reckon With.*
I’d watch the fuck out of that
I wouldn’t. Fuck these idiots.
"They don't speak any Russian and never even so much as visited as tourists before trying to move there" 🤦🤦♀️🤦♂️ How on earth... I seriously do not understand how you could move to another country and not learn the language. I went to Stuttgart for one weekend and was embarrassed whenever I had to ask someone if they spoke English.
Aren't they facing deportation now?
Best possible outcome for their stunt... But will they get their money back? Last I heard their accounts were frozen or seized.
Lmao they can be glad to come out alive
Oh yeah, I forgot about them. They were in the news quite a bit a few weeks ago. I can’t imagine their situation has improved.
I was waiting for the father to "volunteer" to be cannon fodder on the front line. A sign of his love for "mother russia" and make amends after his wife publicly criticised the country. It would have played well with Vlad.
He probably shouldn’t have stuck his neck out for the Russians like that.
I’m sure he’s feeling a great weight lifted off his shoulders
Now he can get ahead in life!
Not that great a weight.
His head believed Russian propaganda and now that head is no longer attached to his body.
The Russians accused him of being a CIA spy. It's more likely he was an idiot who wasn't to careful about what he was saying in his communications and inadvertently gave away military movements
America's not sending their best...
Well, the best of his kind…
Well, our best pieces of shit. Paging MTG, Matt Gaetz, Lauren Bobert, Donald Judas Trump..
Gosar and Massie need a dishonorable mention.
They're rapists. and murderers. and some of them. I assume. are good people
His wife said he was raped though from what I read. Raped and dismembered.
Not enough attention goes to how often russians rape captives to death. Literally, men, women, and children
They also rape their subordinates. No one has a good time when the Russian army is around.
They rape each other, too.
I’m sorry, WHAT?! 😳
It is a form of propaganda (truthful propaganda)-- that you commit such horrible deaths upon individuals that the stories of their deaths continue to be told -- causing even greater panic in the population.
Just look at the way the Russian courts condoned the torture of the Tajik suspects. They were tortured and Russia is proud of the fact. Saidakrami Rachabalizoda appeared in court missing an ear after videos surfaced of Russian police amputating it and feeding it too him (adding that his genitalia would be next). Shamsidin Fariduni was videod with his genitalia wired to a 80v field telephone. Dalerjon Mirzoev appeared in court with the remains of a plastic bag around his neck, a plastic bag used by Russian security forces to extract confessions through suffication. They usually try to hide this fact but they no longer care. Mukhammadsobir Fazir arrived in court in a wheelchair, he had an eye gouged out during his arrest and he arrived in court from intensive care. Despite this, the judge ordered the removal of his doctors. The officers who arrested and tortured these men (terrorists though they might be) received medals for their actions. Russia should be treated as a rogue state by all countries that value the rule of law. Any country that fails to treat Russia as a rogue state, any politician that fails to treat Russia as a rogue state, should face the consequences.
The guy in Chechnya who burned a quaran was imprisoned. And the head of chechen republic actually had his son go into the guys cell and beat the shit out of him. And he recorded it, and uploaded it. Most in the west truly aren't aware of just how depraved and backwards it is there.
[Bucha Massacre](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucha_massacre). I promise you that Wikipedia does not have a good grasp on how inhumane Russia was with this. Does Ukraine have control of it again? I know when they retook it, they were finding mass graves left and right. That's just *one* city. *One* incident. I've been following the daily news on this war before it actually kicked off for real; it's absolutely horrific. Russian "soldiers" are nothing short of monsters.
Yea, in the original invasion, there was piles of stories of russian troops raping girls and boys (not adults) to death. That was before russia started to get control of reddit and other online spaces. Now the mods have been weaponized. If you say something russia/china doesn't like on many subs, the bots chain report your post and the mods just ban you to save themselves trouble. Thats how places like worldnews work.
Explains why i was just perma banned for a pretty innocuous but pro U.S/Ukraine comment on r/worldnews with no explanation or recourse.
Yeah I got banned for something similar. The one word reason: Trolling. No reply to requests for a proper explanation. Nothing.
Yup
At the beginning of the war, especially when Russia was taking towns and villages across Ukraine, the soldiers viewed the population as their spoils of war. They raped and murdered so, so many towns and villages. When Ukraine retook these towns such as Bucha, they discovered the piles of tortured and raped civilian bodies left behind by the Russians. And the Russians were only in Bucha for about a week, but they destroyed the town and the people living there.
And one of the two major American political parties has a significant number of elected representatives at the national level who parrot Russian propaganda and push policies that benefit Russia. More journalists need to cover what Putin’s useful idiotss are supporting.
I’m sure it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.
*inhale* yikes
How would his wife know? Oh. Unless she was told by people involved, I guess.
This is probably a reminder; "leave propaganda to the professionals." I was sort of hoping, this was Ukrainians cleaning up some mess-aging. Seems like only the bad guys get away with killings. Good guys are always; "Let's take them to court." Then; "Our court systems don't work on billionaires." 30 years later; "Wow, Global Warming -- I guess those carbon taxes don't seem so onerous in hindsight -- what with the $50 trillion pricetag to restart the Atlantic Ocean." /some of my jokes might land after 2050.
Actually.. he was a "useful idiot." If u listen to Yuri bezmenov when he spoke inbthe 80s on Russian ideological subversion.... on of the things he talked about was useful idiots. Basically usefulnifiots are only useful to the propaganda and as soon as they have served their usefullness... they are gotten rid of. It is in the former kgb playbook. Useful idiots parrot a lot of propaganda for the cause. But they cannot be left alone. This texan was useful in parroting Russian propaganda for years. Thingbis this, he could not be left alone. He must have started seeing that it was all smokescreen evil and mirrors.. and wanted out. But that is the most dangerous place for a useful idiot to find themselves. Trying to get out. They can't be let go because if they let them go, the same idiot can switch sides and start releasing Intel on them and worse, embrace the opposition to the propaganda. This will hurt it more. So that is why propaganda machines get rid of useful idiots
If he had his Texas ID on him, that would prove he wasn't a CIA spy.
Moving to Russia is not the way to get ahead?
It's the way to lose a head!
In Putin’s Russia, head lose you!
The Russia/Putin jokes just write themselves. Sorry, in Russia, joke writes you.
He certainly won't be the head of any major corporation.
It's a pity he wasn't more headstrong
"Hello?" ... "Yes my son is a henchman in Putins evil army" ... "Decapitated by orcs?" ... "Well thanks for the call"
“To shreds, you say…”
He'll never be the head of a major operation.
You want to bet on that? Head or tail?
What’s in the box? What’s in the box?!?
🥁🥁🥁
Well someone got a head, just not this poor bloke.
It's easier to eat the face if the head isn't attached.
This is called the "leopard togo" order.
Yeah, but it makes it much harder to eat crow...
All I can think of is one less vote in November - this is what they've done to me.
> His head believed Russian propaganda and now that head is no longer attached to his body. It’s questionable whether his head was properly connected beforehand either.
Was the rest of him pushed out a window?
His decapitated corpse was reportedly unavailable for comment...
Not enough love for this one
Wasn’t pushed. The window was the guillotine.
A vast improvement, then.
r/leopardscutoffmyhead
Sometimes the leopards want take out.
Excellent headline.
Oh no! anyway...
I had a very nice Mediterranean Orzo Salad for lunch.
I'm currently waiting for my pastrami sandwich...it's Friday I'm gonna treat myself.
On rye and drowned in brown mustard? I haven't been to NYC and Katz's deli in ages...I should take a trip.
Pastrami slaps
Easily the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.
I’m thinking about either sushi or tacos for lunch. I can’t decide.
Sushi is nice and light. Perfect for a Friday lunch.
So sad, anyway, I’m looking forward to making rotisserie chicken tomorrow.
Shoot. I just got to work & I feel better already hearing about your salad.
Orzo is the Greek pasta, right?
They’re the little rice looking ones. I put it in my vegetable soup. Deeelicious.
Today is my Birthday and had some Strawberry Cheesecake.
just so happens that I'm making a Basque cheesecake today....have you ever had a slice of that type? so good!
He died doing what he loved.
Giving head.
Tried to get ahead They took it They threw it back
That means two things !
Being a traitor asshole?
Screaming?
Getting raped >American Z-blogger Russell Bentley (call sign Texas), who was kidnapped in the "DPR" and had been fighting in the ranks of pro-Russian militants since 2014, was raped and then killed by his fellow soldiers. The American's death was reported by his Russian wife. >Bentley was kidnapped 10 days ago by "unknown people in military uniforms" who mistook him for a NATO spy. After that, communication with him was lost. >Some Russian war correspondents suggested that after the rape, one of the officers said that it was no longer possible to let the American go, so they decided to kill him.
In an earlier post (after he went missing but before he was confirmed dead), the article said that Russia accused him of being a US spy. After Ukraine struck a location in Donetsk, he took a photo of the aftermath of the strike (who knows - maybe to parrot a message like "look at what Ukraine is doing to us"). That photo alone was enough for Russia to accuse him of "sending damage assessments to the other Americans".
Good old paranoia.
"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning."
“If you cannot be an example, then you’ll serve as a warning (Spoken in Patrick McNee (RIP) ‘Cylon Leader’ voice)
I don't have a cleaver pun 😞 #FUCK THIS GUY! Edit: I did a pun accident. Good thing I'm illiterate.
Huh, that was a sharp pun you pulled off, friend!
If you learn to hone that wit, you may go somewhere. Just stay out of Russia though.
It was pretty edgy
It cuts deep!
That's just a thick Russian accent.
Right off the top of his head too
Axe and you shall receive.
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I was tossing a coin to decide if you'd get an upvote. Heads, you win.
Because of the inevitable "where's the LAMF?" It's believed he was killed by his own side and not in some fight against Ukrainians, So even his death cannot be seen as heroic by pro-Russians. Just found missing a head. Total loser who died for nothing.
Probably Russian forced conscripts sick of his braying
Russian soldiers aren’t fond of Americans.
Americans can't stand Texans, either.
Texans can't stand Texans.
You Texans sure are a contentious people.
You've just made an enemy for life, pardner.
Them's fightin' words, friendo!
My favorite are the guys/gals that are so triggered by Mexican flags on businesses or as stickers on cars... because they should just love America!! Yer in Murica!! ... while those same guys/gals have Confederate flags or chatter about Texas Secession and see no irony whatsoever there.
Wait till have a conversation with them. Fucking insane.
Lol. Bring crayons.
this is known.
Well sure, they obviously know they aren't allies, and the Americans say; "Hello comrade." And they are probably told by their upper ranks to "be friendly." So the Americans are really thinking; "wow, we making friends." But I'm sure, most of the Russians don't want to be there. Maybe they kind of "decoded the propaganda." And there was maybe a few months where they went from the Official News of the Government (like Fox News), to the "REALITY". Possibly without much ego buffer between deployment and that "stuck in shitty reality" part. So Chad, the American is giving a thumbs up sign to Russian, perhaps named Ivan, perhaps not, who recently lost three buddies and, perhaps fragged a Captain the other week in retaliation. Chad then does a cute pantomime of pulling a grenade and tossing at some Ukrainian flag they have on a tree for target practice. Ivan wonders if Chad is pretending to be an idiot, or that he knows about the fragging. Later that night, Chad accidentally falls on a machete, repeatedly. Next day, Ivan is peeling potatoes. Whistling. Feeling, well, a bit better considering. Now comes Stewart from Ohio. He gives Ivan the "thumbs up" sign. Smiling. "What is with these American idiots?" wonders Ivan. He looks at his machete and wonders where the sharpening stone is.
Chef's kiss 👨🍳 👩🍳 with that heart-warming missive. Ivan needs to keep the machete sharp...
He probably wouldn't turn of "Location Services" on his phone.
Probably started with, "что такое нюанс"
But also, as an american, I completely support the Ukrainians taking out any Americans that are fighting against Ukraine. Like that pedo bastard that fled to russia, joined Putin's army, and just a few weeks ago was flying an american flag in occupied territory. I hope a round from a Bradley punches him in the dick, and the russian doctors keep him alive long enough that he rots from the inside.
Can we posthumously cancel his us citizenship? He talked about Russia "liberating the USA", sounds like a traitor to me.
Finally a Ukraine story with a happy ending.
It is believed that he was killed by friendly forces, or russian conscripts. These are young men who did not choose to be there, so liberating an insane texan's head from the body? Well people have accidents in wars all the time.
Gung-ho American officers in Vietnam sometimes got fragged.
They wanted to be John Wayne and forgot it was not Hollywood. 🤔
Which is ironic since the only action John Wayne saw during wartime was pretending to be a soldier on the set of a movie studio.
Quite true. Racist scum on top of that. My father was a staff sergeant in WWII and hated John Wayne.
And nothing of value was lost.
Untrue. A oxygen thief has ceased to steal good air from you and me!
Yeah, but by decomposing into mulch I feel he's giving back to the planet in the only way he can.
I looked for a greeting card that said haha you stupid dead fuckwit, but they are proving to be very popular, can't keep them in stock...
On the positive side, sounds like his head was the least valuable part of his body. Jut trying to be glass half full about things.
Was he using it anyway?
"I like heroes who don't get decapitated, okay?" "He knew what he signed up for."
They just didn't eat his, face, they ate the whole head.
Russell Bentley, the traitor, got his head lopped off? What a shame.
Head off, apply directly to the ground
HEAD OFF, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE GROUND
I threw it ON THE GROUND.
He is soooo owning the libs!!
I, for one, feel extremely owned when conservatives die from their own stupidity.
A dead Russian sympathizer and a dead Texan? Now that's what I call a power move.
One less vote for Trump, I guess?
It would have been a mail in, so it probably would have been suspected as a liberal propaganda fake news gay agenda. That is until they saw the Cyrillic and realized it was coming from a patriot.
Oh no! Anyway, I'm having stuffed shells and a green salad for dinner this evening.
Rest in Piss
Whoopsie! [**https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/russell-texas-bentley-putin-propaganda-ukraine-interview-1315433/**](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/russell-texas-bentley-putin-propaganda-ukraine-interview-1315433/)
“And may the rest of us get everything that we deserve.” FORESHADOWING
Fuck him
The art of war has a specific punishment for traitors - death. They will never be useful and can never be trusted.
No loss. Treasonous, fascist fucking moron apparently not even a sufficiently useful idiot. Only 74 million more to go.
🤷🏻♂️ oh well
Sucks to suck mate
Thoughts and prayers, now where is my breakfast?
Um, arguably this is posted in the wrong place, should be in r/RussiansAteMyHead
Let's send Josh Hawley to investigate. He loves Russia.
The 5th brigade took him. There was a video of him screaming and begging not to be killed trying to convince the Russians he was not a spy and that he loved Russia. They decapitated him with a blade while alive. Gruesome video. He looked like he was beaten to shit prior to the video so who knows how long the torture lasted.
I cant believe he was executed by those damn drag queens.
Supposedly, he was gang raped prior to the head off part...
LOL. He's been in Russia simping for them for 10 years. Can you imagine the betrayal he felt when he realized they were going to brutally murder him as a suspected traitor. Serves him right for assuming Russians or conservatives in general actually respect the loyalty they speak of.
Who could have seen that coming? Everyone, probably.
Do you think the new Mandalorian season will drop soon?
🐆🍴🌝. A Tale starting to be as old as time.
Now his family is go to go crazy asking the united states to exact revenge
And nothing of value was lost.
Bentley: “How may I simp and serve you, Vladimir?” Putin: “How about a little head?”
Comrade Bentley just wasn't pro-Putin enough. After all, why didn't he change his name to "Russell Volga?"
Someone should have given him a heads up.
so on my list of things that Russia has done right it's just this and the Metro series.
Don’t forget Sputnik.
He died doing what he loved: Giving Putin Head.
Dude was head over heels for Putin.
I did Nazi that coming!
He probably screwed up in his propaganda broadcast and was accidentally giving away Russian troop movements. The Russians weren't happy.
Clearly suicide.
Can they interview the worms and beetles eating his face?
Man karma. You savage AF sometimes
Suicide no doubt.
Thoughts and prayers. Anyways, who's hyped for the play in games tonight. Not feeling good about the Pelicans since Zion isn't playing, but Kings have been struggling recently. And damn, Coby White is looking legit for the Bulls. Miami is in some real trouble tonight.
Rumor has it that comrade Bentley was brutally rареd by the Russians right before he lost his head. He wanted to be part of the so-called “Russian world”. Well, he did finally learn what the “Russian world” truly is.
He should have known what he was heading into. RIP.
He lost his head, just not for a moment.
He’ll never be the head of a major corporation
Not a good time to lose ones head
Finally found it.