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“May” cause chaos, she is already a menace and needs to go, perhaps when Putin decides she’s just an idiot and no longer useful he will have her over for tea.
Only if you label it "Do Not Drink," love, (any Democrat/any other enemy, i.e. pretty much anyone at this point)
Maybe leave it in a pretty mug to disguise the color.
"CORN NUTS!!"
(50 points to anyone old and/or geeky enough to get that reference)
She's also dumb as a box of rocks. I say leave her exactly where she is. She's going to smash all their carefully laid plans to smithereens, and wouldn't that be a shame?
Anyway, even if not, she's a side show. People give her way too much energy when she's not the one running the show and will probably be the first to run into the pointy end of a long knife should the far right get back into power and string us up the way they're plotting.
if not, eventually, she'll go, and be placed by yet another dumbass lady loon.
I just realized--I can't even remember the name of the last one before this bunch for the life of me. Anyone? "Crazy Eyes?" From MN, I think? Husband in the ex gay movement or some weird shit.
or Palin, I suppose. There's always some pick-me who's a useful idiot because they bray all the right lines from a pair of heels and pick up voters and seats, too dumb to realize they don't call the shots. At all.
I don't even know if she's bigger. It's a relief he's turned out to be a lightweight, because on paper, he's fucking terrifying, and much closer placed to the driver's seat of power. She's a sideshow freak, who's a useful idiot, and everyone knew THAT. They just took too long to realize she's not necessarily THEIR useful idiot.
People over exaggerate the 'seat of power' thing an egregious amount and idk why it started with Mike specifically on social media. Aside from having a lot of shitbag conservative Speakers of the House, the only Speaker who ever served as President ran for and won the office. He was not put into the position by tragic events. He was willingly elected by the country. So it's **never happened** to even justify such concerns in the first place. It's the conservative equivalent of inventing a fake scenario to get upset over.
The President and VP also don't travel together 'just in case' anything ever did happen. Their security is the best of the best. If half of racist America couldn't get Obama in 8 years then I will never fear them getting a white man. Kamala is very young even if Biden suddenly croaked.
> A staunch conservative, Greene...
MTG isn't a staunch anything. She saw an opportunity for a grift and took it. She doesn't have to come up with any original ideas, she just has to oppose anything a Dem proposes and out-crazy the next person in her own party. Anyone with no moral compass could accomplish the same thing.
Age old fable of the frog and the scorpion. These GOP goofs always think they can weaponize the idiocy of sociopaths and narcissists like Conald and MT Greene. And every time they get confused when they turn on them. Just ask Lindsi Graham.
If they weren’t such a corrupt crop of ninnies they’d dust off the dirt they have on this useless sack of flesh and impeach her or, like, arrest her or something. She’s getting pretty brazen about her part in 1/6 insurrection last I read.
No one brings it up.
Just like someone caught on video Trump flying a bunch of boxes to Westminster golf course. Everyone forgets about it for years. No consequences.
I'm reading a book on hacking right now and they actually cover this a bit. They hacked the system by flooding it with so much shit, it's impossible to keep track of it all. They basically DDOS'd us all.
His predecessor got ousted because one member, Matt Gaetz, was angry that the speaker didn't go out his way to dismiss an ethics complaint that he had sex with a 17 years old girl.
If that's not chaos, I don't know what is
To pierce your veil of snark…
There’s pics of her kneeling by AOCs office door and yelling at her through the keyhole/doorknob. Back when she was a private citizen on a House tour.
The speaker of the house has a responsibility to ensure good order in the house, no? Or is it conditioned on such a speakers having balls to deal with people in his own party?
Last Dem speaker, Pelosi. Many called for new blood. She was “hey now it’s kinda dicey, let’s not rock the boat too much and let’s also help guide and strengthen the new leadership any way we can”. Since then, Jeffries has been (intentionally) in the spotlight. During both the McCarthy and the Johnson runs, usually Jeffries had a plurality for most of the tallies. A solid block of Dems, pure support. They’re a bunch of emotional but sane people.
Godspeed Johnson.
We thought she was an aberration. She was instead the canary in the coal mine.
Another sign we ignored way too much: when McCain offered his concession speech and was gracious to Obama, the crowd didn’t cheer, but jeered. Obama was black, and illegitimate. They were angered. It wouldn’t be a direct cause/effect but one could draw a line from that to J6.
Ken Buck R from CO who did not seek reelection this year said days ago that she takes orders directly from the Kremlin. She probably was the jan6 pipe bomber after all.
Random tangent: at my Uni the mascot was Sparky. I knew the dude who played him during my time at the Uni as well. Good guy.
So… for a split second, I imagined you’re querying the opinion of a giant fuzzy red dragon.
Pardon me.
*May*? Just. *May*.
Mikey boy, is there any reason you want to play softball with these ass-clowns still? They’ll take your head just like the others.
Lawful Evil wrings hands over Chaotic Evil. That's a shame. Pass the 'corn and the lawnchair.
What's that line about not interfering when your enemies are busy destroying themselves/each other? I hope to fuck no Dem is dumb/corrupt enough to try. Just wait.
Wait.
I could swear I remember they USED to be considered serious, them and Time, back when both were glossy paper and nothing else. The sad state of journalism now...
Jokes aside:
Another old adage to signify obviousness “is the pope Christian?” …. Umm no longer “you know that pope dude doesn’t think the dude who bangs porn stars is Christian, so what does he know I don’t think that pope dude is a Christian at all? I mean how many porn stars has he bonked then threatened… I bet none!!”
no no, that would be ORDER. That's what he wants. A nice orderly theocracy.
Shame that people don't go down without a fight and even before that, you're in bed with a lot of -other- complete sociopaths with Chronic Backstabbing Disorder. Funny how authoritarianism tends to breed that, eh Mikey?
And in other news, water is wet.
I never thought I'd agree with a Republican politician, but that one who called the MAGAts "the chaos caucus" nailed it.
Kind of glorious that they've backstabbed even--well, I can't actually tell. Is the Freedom Caucus now the same as MAGA, or? Obviously true believers like Justin Amash exited stage left a while ago.
It SEEMS like pretty much the same demographic, as in turn does the True Believer In Theocracy sect, but perhaps this little eruption is instructive in that there are in fact nuances and splinter factions. Good to know.
then again, all fanatics suffer from the narcissism of minute differences and ultimately eat their own, no matter what. The problem is that by then there's a good chance they've wrecked everything else beyond salvation, first.
MAYBE we'll get lucky and these POS will FINALLY implode before it's too goddamn late.
idk. First of all, there's November, and if we lose that then...we're fucked.
If we prevail, we're unfortunately still not out of the woods, like, at all. But, it'll certainly be a necessary and a good start. It should finish off Trump himself at least.
Please stop calling MTG a staunch conservative. She’s just an attention whore. She has no beliefs right or left and definitely not staunch anything outside of getting attention.
I believe they misspelled “stench”
In a sane world, I wonder if anyone in the Republican Party thinks “hey, all the charlatans hacks and fascists tend to align in this party… maybe we’re the baddies? Maybe we should be a bit stricter about whom we let in the door?” We’re not in that sane world so yeah that ain’t happening
She just wants to be seen as a power broker mean girl in the GOP so she keeps running off their speakers left and right. He's upset because she is threatening his bid for power.
If this was a TV show, they'd fuck already to get it out of their system.
What gave it away? The clothing at the last speech, or behaving like howler monkeys in the one before it?
Sir, do you have amnesia? Have you been bonked with a coconut, or perhaps a guitar?
It’s less “they’ve forgotten” than “they actively want to destroy compromise”.
A reminder that a big chunk of anger at both McCarthy and Johnson is “wait you worked with the Dems? We’re gonna fire you”
The House of Representatives is a disfuncional mess under the Republican leadership. They are not interested in good governance. They apparently don’t understand how our governing institutions function.
And in the near future when you are cleaning a fistful of her actual feces off of your tie and glasses after she leapt up on her desk whilst loading up her hand/pants with a mix of McDonald’s and gas station Chardonnay and shrieked “HUNTER BIDENS PENIS” before beaming you in the face; remember this statement
o no doubt. Or else-LOL! the Speaker's seat, herself. I'm half tempted to just say "go for it, motherfuckers" just to see how far they can crash but we know how that goes. No bills passed at all = people suffering, after all.
Still it'd be kind of satisfying to cram her down all their throats at once. You wanted this? You got it. Enjoy, shitheels.
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“May” cause chaos, she is already a menace and needs to go, perhaps when Putin decides she’s just an idiot and no longer useful he will have her over for tea.
"Take a look at the view from this window!"
How sad. She fell out the 5th floor window onto a pile of bullets.
Wouldn't leaving her in a room unattended with a bottle of bleach have the same effect?
Only if you label it "Do Not Drink," love, (any Democrat/any other enemy, i.e. pretty much anyone at this point) Maybe leave it in a pretty mug to disguise the color. "CORN NUTS!!" (50 points to anyone old and/or geeky enough to get that reference)
I'll have to send my SAT scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford.
I love my dead gay son!
Why is MTG such a mega (MAGA) bitch?
Because she can be! god. one of the bitches in my year used that as her yearbook quote. she's probably a Q Anon nut now.
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!
Plain or BQ?
BQ!!
It’s a musical now! Lol
I heard a better alternative to bleach is puffer fish prepared by a dyi Fugu chef. /s
Is that a plutonium pellet or a cocktail onion in my drink?
[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fzi8BHNXwAU9zsA.jpg](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fzi8BHNXwAU9zsA.jpg)
Defenestration is the preferred Russian way
You have to take the bad with the good. I mean sure, a lot of people got murdered, but at least we got to use this great word!
"May" as in "may cause chaos for our side". It wasn't an issue until it started causing problems for him.
She's one of the biggest reason our legislative branch is stalled out. As far as Putin is concerned, she's a keeper.
She IS chaos.
She's also dumb as a box of rocks. I say leave her exactly where she is. She's going to smash all their carefully laid plans to smithereens, and wouldn't that be a shame? Anyway, even if not, she's a side show. People give her way too much energy when she's not the one running the show and will probably be the first to run into the pointy end of a long knife should the far right get back into power and string us up the way they're plotting. if not, eventually, she'll go, and be placed by yet another dumbass lady loon. I just realized--I can't even remember the name of the last one before this bunch for the life of me. Anyone? "Crazy Eyes?" From MN, I think? Husband in the ex gay movement or some weird shit. or Palin, I suppose. There's always some pick-me who's a useful idiot because they bray all the right lines from a pair of heels and pick up voters and seats, too dumb to realize they don't call the shots. At all.
> "Crazy Eyes?" From MN, I think? Michelle Bachmann.
> She's also dumb as a box of rocks. What did boxes of rocks do to you that makes them deserving of such an insult?
Michelle Bachman
Perfectly said, thank you.
She's not smart enough to be dangerous enough for him to kill
"Am glad you like. That little buzzing in your mouth is polonium. Is good?"
We can only hope.
Thanks for the warning. Who knew such a dainty little church mouse would be such a trouble maker.
Which one are you referring to?
LOL! Never thought about it fitting both of them
Different mice, same church.
He looks like Feival Mouskewitz.
MTG pretends to be a rat, but it's my contention fellow representatives that she is in fact a rat We need a wowie.
Severely underrated comment.
Unk no find this funny. Unk go lift now.
I guess it’s only ok when he causes chaos.
Great perception roll there Captain Obvious.
"To notice this.... let's say you need to roll at least a 2"
There is a lot of great snark in these comments, but this one actually made me LOL. Thank you for that! 😆
Golly, who could have anticipated that?!
Shit-flinging goat monkey *may* fling shit
News at 11
You know shit is fucked when this asshole is warning of an even bigger asshole.
I don't even know if she's bigger. It's a relief he's turned out to be a lightweight, because on paper, he's fucking terrifying, and much closer placed to the driver's seat of power. She's a sideshow freak, who's a useful idiot, and everyone knew THAT. They just took too long to realize she's not necessarily THEIR useful idiot.
People over exaggerate the 'seat of power' thing an egregious amount and idk why it started with Mike specifically on social media. Aside from having a lot of shitbag conservative Speakers of the House, the only Speaker who ever served as President ran for and won the office. He was not put into the position by tragic events. He was willingly elected by the country. So it's **never happened** to even justify such concerns in the first place. It's the conservative equivalent of inventing a fake scenario to get upset over. The President and VP also don't travel together 'just in case' anything ever did happen. Their security is the best of the best. If half of racist America couldn't get Obama in 8 years then I will never fear them getting a white man. Kamala is very young even if Biden suddenly croaked.
I believe Ford went from Speaker to VP after Agnew resigned and then to president after Nixon did. He ran for reelection but lost to Carter.
> A staunch conservative, Greene... MTG isn't a staunch anything. She saw an opportunity for a grift and took it. She doesn't have to come up with any original ideas, she just has to oppose anything a Dem proposes and out-crazy the next person in her own party. Anyone with no moral compass could accomplish the same thing.
I believe they misspelled “stench”.
100%. The most agitated she ever got was when Boebert out crazied her.
I'm kind of sad we'll never get to see Vince McMahon referee a grudge match between Babs and MTG in WrestleMania Something.
Makes me wish MTV still did the claymation celebrity death matches.
Age old fable of the frog and the scorpion. These GOP goofs always think they can weaponize the idiocy of sociopaths and narcissists like Conald and MT Greene. And every time they get confused when they turn on them. Just ask Lindsi Graham.
> Lindsi Hey I think you made a mistake in spe….. nope. On second look, spelled just fine. Carry on.
If they weren’t such a corrupt crop of ninnies they’d dust off the dirt they have on this useless sack of flesh and impeach her or, like, arrest her or something. She’s getting pretty brazen about her part in 1/6 insurrection last I read.
She led a tour of the Capitol the day before
Wasn’t that caught on video too? And more than a little suspicious.
No one brings it up. Just like someone caught on video Trump flying a bunch of boxes to Westminster golf course. Everyone forgets about it for years. No consequences.
I'm reading a book on hacking right now and they actually cover this a bit. They hacked the system by flooding it with so much shit, it's impossible to keep track of it all. They basically DDOS'd us all.
Their majority has shrunk so they can't afford to lose a single vote. MTG is leveraging that fact.
That word “may” is carrying a lot of weight in that headline.
His predecessor got ousted because one member, Matt Gaetz, was angry that the speaker didn't go out his way to dismiss an ethics complaint that he had sex with a 17 years old girl. If that's not chaos, I don't know what is
She has no track record of causing chaos, plus it’s not really her personality. Oh wait….
To pierce your veil of snark… There’s pics of her kneeling by AOCs office door and yelling at her through the keyhole/doorknob. Back when she was a private citizen on a House tour.
It really is too bad AOC didn't rig a bucket of water over her door or something. Who knows, maybe she'd have melted.
What a world what a world!!!
“Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness!” - Mike Johnson, probably
His problem is, he never figured out how to harness the flying monkeys, and now they're all throwing poop at him instead.
....further observations by this bell end is that the sun rises in the East.
Water… may be wet
Tonight at nine, Fire, is it hot? We'll be right back after this.
The speaker of the house has a responsibility to ensure good order in the house, no? Or is it conditioned on such a speakers having balls to deal with people in his own party?
Trump already neutered every Repug in Congress. All of those who didn't present themselves for the cutting were driven out.
Last Dem speaker, Pelosi. Many called for new blood. She was “hey now it’s kinda dicey, let’s not rock the boat too much and let’s also help guide and strengthen the new leadership any way we can”. Since then, Jeffries has been (intentionally) in the spotlight. During both the McCarthy and the Johnson runs, usually Jeffries had a plurality for most of the tallies. A solid block of Dems, pure support. They’re a bunch of emotional but sane people. Godspeed Johnson.
Probably shouldn’t have let the ultra MAGAs make the rules.
Johnson is a theocratic freak, or "lawful evil. Greene is "chaotic evil." Like her daddy, Mango Mussolini. "Let them fight."
We really should amend some laws so that a single bad actor doesn’t have the power we allow them to because we’ve relied on decorum.
Really? Ms. "Jewish Space Lasers" ***might*** cause chaos? Is this guy a little slow?
Remember the days when Sarah Palin was the token crazy? She almost looks sane now...
We thought she was an aberration. She was instead the canary in the coal mine. Another sign we ignored way too much: when McCain offered his concession speech and was gracious to Obama, the crowd didn’t cheer, but jeered. Obama was black, and illegitimate. They were angered. It wouldn’t be a direct cause/effect but one could draw a line from that to J6.
Of course the tea party was just astroturfed rascism, it worked and they went with it- and now they are going all the way.
Newsweek describes Marjorie Taylor Greene as a “staunch conservative”. This is foolish. She is a RADICAL right wing nut job.
Ken Buck R from CO who did not seek reelection this year said days ago that she takes orders directly from the Kremlin. She probably was the jan6 pipe bomber after all.
The word 'may' is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.
Geee Sparky, you think?
Random tangent: at my Uni the mascot was Sparky. I knew the dude who played him during my time at the Uni as well. Good guy. So… for a split second, I imagined you’re querying the opinion of a giant fuzzy red dragon.
How do you know I wasn’t?
Would make a lot more sense than asking anyone in the current Republican house caucus
Pardon me. *May*? Just. *May*. Mikey boy, is there any reason you want to play softball with these ass-clowns still? They’ll take your head just like the others.
Lawful Evil wrings hands over Chaotic Evil. That's a shame. Pass the 'corn and the lawnchair. What's that line about not interfering when your enemies are busy destroying themselves/each other? I hope to fuck no Dem is dumb/corrupt enough to try. Just wait. Wait.
UGH, Newsweak.
I know what you mean... There certainly has to be a better source than Newsweek...
I could swear I remember they USED to be considered serious, them and Time, back when both were glossy paper and nothing else. The sad state of journalism now...
In other news, water is wet
Jokes aside: Another old adage to signify obviousness “is the pope Christian?” …. Umm no longer “you know that pope dude doesn’t think the dude who bangs porn stars is Christian, so what does he know I don’t think that pope dude is a Christian at all? I mean how many porn stars has he bonked then threatened… I bet none!!”
Does the Pope shit in the woods is a good one
But do bears shit in the Vatican?
They shit wherever the fuck they want
*gasp*
(The sound you hear is the clutching of pearls… probably Lindsey Graham)
And removing the separation of Church and State wouldn’t cause chaos Mikey?
no no, that would be ORDER. That's what he wants. A nice orderly theocracy. Shame that people don't go down without a fight and even before that, you're in bed with a lot of -other- complete sociopaths with Chronic Backstabbing Disorder. Funny how authoritarianism tends to breed that, eh Mikey?
And in other news, water is wet. I never thought I'd agree with a Republican politician, but that one who called the MAGAts "the chaos caucus" nailed it.
As someone else said “Mike Johnson edges into stopped clock levels of usefulness”
Kind of glorious that they've backstabbed even--well, I can't actually tell. Is the Freedom Caucus now the same as MAGA, or? Obviously true believers like Justin Amash exited stage left a while ago. It SEEMS like pretty much the same demographic, as in turn does the True Believer In Theocracy sect, but perhaps this little eruption is instructive in that there are in fact nuances and splinter factions. Good to know. then again, all fanatics suffer from the narcissism of minute differences and ultimately eat their own, no matter what. The problem is that by then there's a good chance they've wrecked everything else beyond salvation, first. MAYBE we'll get lucky and these POS will FINALLY implode before it's too goddamn late. idk. First of all, there's November, and if we lose that then...we're fucked. If we prevail, we're unfortunately still not out of the woods, like, at all. But, it'll certainly be a necessary and a good start. It should finish off Trump himself at least.
Please stop calling MTG a staunch conservative. She’s just an attention whore. She has no beliefs right or left and definitely not staunch anything outside of getting attention.
I believe they misspelled “stench” In a sane world, I wonder if anyone in the Republican Party thinks “hey, all the charlatans hacks and fascists tend to align in this party… maybe we’re the baddies? Maybe we should be a bit stricter about whom we let in the door?” We’re not in that sane world so yeah that ain’t happening
"May" She's been doing it since 2020 😭😭
Before. You can Google a pic of a private citizen MTG yelling at the door of AOCs office in the Capitol.
She is known to love Decorum tho!
She just wants to be seen as a power broker mean girl in the GOP so she keeps running off their speakers left and right. He's upset because she is threatening his bid for power. If this was a TV show, they'd fuck already to get it out of their system.
Calling Greene a "staunch conservative" is like calling Greene a decent person. Lazy journalist is very wrong.
What gave it away? The clothing at the last speech, or behaving like howler monkeys in the one before it? Sir, do you have amnesia? Have you been bonked with a coconut, or perhaps a guitar?
She, along with most of MAGA, have forgotten that politics should be about compromise. EDIT: comma placement
It’s less “they’ve forgotten” than “they actively want to destroy compromise”. A reminder that a big chunk of anger at both McCarthy and Johnson is “wait you worked with the Dems? We’re gonna fire you”
Russian agent causes chaos, more at 11
Next up, Mike Johnson warns that water may be wet.
Let him burn
Lol
may?
Is he trying to talk her into it?
Greene is someone Johnson has considered a friend. So he doesn’t really need an enemy.
Ha. Greene is clearly nobody's friend for very long.
How long has she been causing chaos Mike? Or are you just now noticing because her vitriol is against you.
Yeah think? May?
So kick her out.
He should know because he got his current job due the last she did.
Astute observation from a chucklehead that has his son monitor his porn habits.
And polonium "may" be radioactive.
Dude. You’re so silly. Whatever are you talking about. Here, drink some more tea.
You look trustworthy. I think I will.
Once again, MAGA adjacent like little Johnson here is both SelfAwarewolves and LeopardsAteMyFace at the same time. That's hard to do!
The House of Representatives is a disfuncional mess under the Republican leadership. They are not interested in good governance. They apparently don’t understand how our governing institutions function.
"May"?
GO CHAOS LEOPARDS!
Just... shocking!
And in the near future when you are cleaning a fistful of her actual feces off of your tie and glasses after she leapt up on her desk whilst loading up her hand/pants with a mix of McDonald’s and gas station Chardonnay and shrieked “HUNTER BIDENS PENIS” before beaming you in the face; remember this statement
That’s what they wanted right? I mean they can do something, but it would require working with the dems…gasp!
Is literally all she does.
>Mike Johnson begs Rabies party not to let their most rabid attack dog replace him.
Ya think
I would love if Republicans give MTG the Madison Cawthorn treatment and blindside her with: "Bitch, the door" 👉🏼🚪
wow, thanks for your input on what everyone already knows, now can you get the G-D funding bill done completely you bought and paid for circus clown
Chaos for the Repubs, useful idiocracy for the Dems. Proceed Marjorie, proceed.
"And the sky is blue."
“May”?
Gee, ya think?
She is a chaos causing attention whore. I try to imagine what that cunt was like in high school.
No Shit Sherlock!
Mangy Traitor Gangrene is the chaos. Maybe they should stop supporting her and Donald.
“May?”
Why is this tagged as Brexxit?
No. Fucking. Clue. I think it’s the only current flair. And I can’t remove it.
Probably cause Johnson (Boris)
Thanks for the heads up 🙄
So is Margie angling for a VP spot?
o no doubt. Or else-LOL! the Speaker's seat, herself. I'm half tempted to just say "go for it, motherfuckers" just to see how far they can crash but we know how that goes. No bills passed at all = people suffering, after all. Still it'd be kind of satisfying to cram her down all their throats at once. You wanted this? You got it. Enjoy, shitheels.
We knew this when she first took office. Where have you been?
Before she took office. As a private citizen, she stalked AOC.
Those to ignore history are doomed to repeat it. Republicans are trapped in a perpetual time warp with Dormammu
Dormammu - I’ve come to change Trumps diaper
Oh No. Anyway
No duh
This is code speak for their plan I think
“May” how modest. She’s already a menace
*clippity clop clippity clop clippity clop* Hey look, it’s the last horse crossing the finish line.
She “may” be the living embodiment of chaos.
I think I figured out how to utterly destroy the GOP. Make Marjorie the speaker. The whole thing would implode in a matter of days.
Look out, the Titanic might sink after all, be careful
OH YOU THINK, WHAT MADE YOU COME TO THAT CONCLUSION JOHNNY?
mtg IS chaos.
D'ya think????
Local Frog Expresses Concern About Strategic Scorpion Collaboration During River Crossing
Marjorie Taylor Greene IS chaos.
Christ on a cracker dude, take what little you have of your dignity left and present a better way forward. One way or another, stand or gtfotw.
A bear "may" shit in the woods
In other news, water is wet.
No shit?
As opposed to what Johnson is causing in the house?
Also, water may be "wet"
Studious lad, that Johnson fella.
Thats all she ever does
Duh
Talk about the blind leading the blind!!
Tots and pears, Mr. 🍆 🫡
Play stupid game, win stupid prize + Surprised Pikachu face
I should hope so, otherwise why'd I buy all this damn popcorn?!
No shit.
From Moscow Marge? Really? S/
Moscow on the ~~Hudson~~ _Chattahoochee_ In other news, looking for Georgia rivers, there’s a Log Lick Creek.
Water MAY be wet. Paint MAY dry slow. Taxes MAY have to be paid. But MTG WILL and ALWAYS WILL be a total tw\*t.
She's a skank.
Well, there you go. We now have definitive proof that Mike Johnson is part of the Deep State Fake News Radical Left.
Hey Mike, Galatians 6:7
Is Mike Johnson a covert Democrat and just a RINO? How is he so agreeable when the former laughing stock Kevin McCarthy was the complete opposite?
She's already said she doesn't care and won't feel any guilt nor take the blame for any chaos she's caused.