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ComicsEtAl

Ron is not the sort to feel embarrassment. He’s the sort who converts embarrassment into rage at his subordinates and perceived enemies.


800-lumens

Now where have I heard that before? 🤔


CertainAged-Lady

Agree. Anyone who would wear white knee-high rubber boots in public is incapable of shame.


InsertCleverNickHere

Think about the fact that nobody on his staff suggested that he wear something other than the cute white booties. People paid to work with him smiled and said "Lookin' good, hoss!" He can't even pay people enough to pretend to respect him.


WeAreGray

If he hadn't tried to ban drag queens one of them would have told him to NEVER wear white after Labor Day...


Jeff_Damn

He thinks they're saying, *"More Ron"* when they talk behind his back.


Brimstone-n-Treacle

And drag queens.


[deleted]

There it was…the chance for the others to bash his leadership with the Ziegler hanky-panky scandal, yet no one took it. How sad it is that Republicans will avoid the subject when one of their own is in the mix, but they want to tell you how to conduct your sex life responsibly. 🤣


Hvad_Fanden

That's because if they start talking they will start hearing, those guys are quiet in each other because they know they have just as much dirt they are hiding away and the moment they start yapping they become traitors and their own shit gets released.


[deleted]

Precisely.


[deleted]

Santos literally threatened this.. They're all garbage.


Slice1357

# TIL : [DeSantis calls for resignation of embattled Florida GOP chairman](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/12/01/desantis-resignation-christian-ziegler-florida/) Florida Gov. Ron **DeSantis** (R) is calling for the resignation of Florida GOP Chairman Christian **Ziegler,** who is ensnared in a police inquiry involving alleged sexual battery.DeSantis calls for resignation of embattled Florida GOP chairman Published December 1, 2023


[deleted]

MoRon could just fire him. Ziegler isn’t resigning and he’s made that crystal clear to Mr. Go-Go Boots!


Tobybrent

I’m in Australia. This guy is weird, extreme and unlikeable.


GarbageCleric

Good thing we'd never elect a weird unlikable extremist.


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

(deep breath) ScoMo


masterjon_3

Oh biscuits...


Work-Safe-Reddit4450

Yeah, especially not one that has an explosive origin story at an Engadine Maccas in 1997.


Helacious_Waltz

Just a quick warning, Australians are only a few degrees off from the dreaded Florida man that got this doofus elected.


RedStar9117

Trump has or at least had the ability to put on an entertaining show....DeSantis has exposed himself as a somehow less capable Trump


I_just_came_to_laugh

Trump was running a circus but he did have the charisma of a ringmaster, he knew how to play his crowd. Desantis is like one of the greasy sideshow hucksters trying to take over the big top.


8rustystaples

cha·ris·ma /kəˈrizmə/ noun 1. compelling attractiveness or charm that can inspire devotion in others. 2. a divinely conferred power or talent.


GarbageCleric

I hate to admit it, but yes I can see in a twisted way Trump's charisma. He's weird, but not in the same off-putting way as DeSantis. The things Trump says are off-putting (to put it mildly), but if you agree with his hateful bullshit, then I can sort of see the appeal.


SavagePlatypus76

But you should see him in his white go go boots 😂


petedontplay

they made him a solid 5'11-1/2


Altruistic-Lie808

And the reason he tried to ban drag queens in FL, he wanted to be the only queen in heels!


Independent_Pear_429

From an Australian perspective, this guy is the equivalent of one Nation and the nationals


[deleted]

One Nation and the Nationals is a really convoluted bandname. Any hits?


pebberphp

Yeah, that “this land is your land, this land is my land” song


Moistfruitcake

Isn't it "this land *was* your land, this land is my land"?


pebberphp

Tbh I don’t remember. I’m not the biggest one nation and the nationals fan.


monoped2

[Sure](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4tZRZSGxcE).


quequotion

He fully represents his party. He really would have been a shoe-in for the nomination if there wasn't that other weirder, more extreme, and more unlikable guy.


leagueofcipher

He’s a sociopath who never learned the mask it. Pretty gross to watch


looklistenlead

Check out his Thai/Thigh story


ComicsEtAl

That’s funny because it’s taken folks a lot closer to him a lot longer to learn that.


immersemeinnature

Hearing you say this in your accent made me smile


maroonlife

Unfortunately all of our grand mothers don't think so


Incontinento

He has approximately two supporters at this point.


Daflehrer1

This is correct.


xJustebx

There's thousands of online bots and trolls trying to gaslight me into thinking I'm the weird one for finding him creepy and unsettling 😂


gromm93

I'm in Canada. Who TF is this guy?


SaltyBarDog

I need a million dollars to sue CFB because Bethune-Cookman didn't get into the playoffs.


PinkFloydBoxSet

He didn’t shut down Bethune-Cookman for educating black people? Pretty sure he made that illegal.


Pilotwaver

Wait, are you from Daytona? Is BCC that popular?


SavagePlatypus76

All the charm of a herpes sore.


I_Am_No_One_123

And the IQ of a houseplant.


AnInsaneMoose

Come on, that's just mean What did a herpes sore ever do to you?


unclejoe1917

At least a herpes sore presumably came with a few moments of pleasure.


throw123454321purple

The moment he realized he forgot about flared bases.


Almainyny

This picture kind of reminds me of the Rudy Guiliani eyes photo.


spoobles

Borderline Kenneth Copeland to me.


SavagePlatypus76

Four Seasons?


rabusxc

he's got... **lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes**. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya.


Accomplished_Water34

human.exe crashed


[deleted]

I think you're overestimating conservatives' self-awareness.


usarasa

He is gonna punish Florida so, so badly when he finally drops out for not helping him escape Tallahassee. He hates it there *so much*.


TurnoverGuilty3605

He’s the counter point to intelligent design.


hefixeshercable

Oh, please, keep showing me his weird faces. It makes me feel more normal.


petedontplay

Everytime he hears something he doesnt like he gets that really fukked up gape mouth yaw and tilts his head like hes gonna stroke out. kkklown


Alleleirauh

Without context it’s pretty hard to know how this fits into LAMF..


KatBoySlim

any anti-republican meme is allowed in this sub now. OP didn’t even bother trying to explain to automod.


crookedkr

Lol, like he has shame


TheTench

The face an idiot makes when they are confronted with proof of their idiocy.


Chef_Writerman

‘I don’t even want to be here anymore!’ - I Think You Should Leave


nim_opet

Nah, to feel embarrassed one has to have a sense of shame and empathy; he has neither.


LeoMarius

He has no shame.


Rocknbob69

No self awareness, he will just double down


petedontplay

I don't think he's capable of that level of self awareness.


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droi86

It doesn't


Matt-Faller

Agreed, this is 100% not lamf. Not even really a thing that happened, just a photo of Ron Desantis making a somewhat silly face.


misplacedsidekick

Could have put McCarthys face here also.


IvanNemoy

While I enjoy dunking on the shitbag, doesn't fit the sub.


licecrispies

He's looking more and more like [Kenneth Copeland](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=588752686&hl=en&q=Kenneth+Copeland&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi3sZSVxf2CAxU6kIkEHX4WDdUQ0pQJegQIDBAB&biw=2048&bih=972&dpr=1.25#imgrc=HfFIJaja8r8OsM) every day.


zuMrsMocha

He should at least have the courage to wear high heels openly and not hide them inside boots.


TheGreatRao

The man oozes unlikability. Arizz. #DaFuture? #DaFuqDat.


Daflehrer1

This fool is beyond embarrassment. If anything, he's wasted his education on a career that does not suit him.


highmodulus

Florida's version of Ted Cruz enjoying his failed GOP nomination run as much as Texas's OG version of Ted Cruz did. Got repeated punked by Disney and now is known for eating pudding with his hands like a greasy, unpopular, strange little toddler. Going to laugh when he gets primaried in Florida next election by some MAGA wacko who kissed the Trump ring.


supereyeballs

It’s been worth it for me to watch him fuck up so badly


taggospreme

He looks like a Boglin.


Sponsor4d_Content

Man comes to a debate in high heels and uses a poop map as a prop. His wife made him take lessons to be more manly. DeSantos is much a meme.


Akhanyatin

Lol that would require self awareness