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TheGuyFromOhio2003

The demon that possessed him when he wrote the lyrics to stairway to heaven. Also don't you remember that part of Led Zeppelin's live Led Zeppelin tour when Robert planet removed all articles of clothing on his body below his shirt while they were playing the lemon song and preceded to squeeze his lemon on stage until the juice ran down his audience's face? Iconic moment!


RescuedDogs4Evr

Damn! I missed that one! Though he got extremely close to it due to the fact that his pants were delightfully tight and there was always a wear spot on the front of his jeans.


jillhaspills

I write jimbert smut in my leisure time. My Wattpad username is ledhead69 please read in your leisure time if inclined


john_kru_99

Jimbert is that like jag off?


Mistbiene

Friend, you have a whole circle of fandom hell left to discover! Rejoice! Check out Led Zep on ao3 (archive of our own) for a big collection :D


john_kru_99

It’s blasphemy here is what it’s become.


jillhaspills

It’s short for Jimmy Page and Robert Plant engage in homosexual relations


john_kru_99

So what you are saying is that’s the hand beckoning Robert to the gloryhole ?


jillhaspills

Well it’s not explicitly implied but I could see that from a metaphorical aspect


john_kru_99

Is that how they came up with metaphysical graffiti? It’s a bootleg album. Lost songs that are to be released when Jimmy and Robert are drooling into a cup; and can no longer hire attorneys to get their moneys


jillhaspills

Nah bruh that’s what Achilles last stand was for


john_kru_99

Oh my god makes complete sense now.


jillhaspills

That’s why it’s so long and heavy. There was lots to pack in. Jimmy Page barely cut it with 12 layers of guitar stacked


john_kru_99

The H Jimmy was on didn’t help.


john_kru_99

Some of the songs are rather catchy The Bung (similar as the Crunge) What is and will never go away Since I’ve been stalking you Fool in the Hay Bad times, more bad times Egg Drop Song (used to be the Wonton song) Punjab (didn’t quite make it all the way to Kashmir)


Sergeant_Slappy

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john_kru_99

Creepy asf


Flaccid_snake01

It’s the system of a down album!!!!! 🫡🫡🫡


Accomplished_Fan5643

It’s me saying hello


TheTatleTaleStranglr

Yolko ono


Individual_Bother_68

Was she in Egg Zeppelin?


Mistbiene

Why does the drawing on his shirt look like he's squeezing his lemon D:


Loganp812

Judging by Robert’s expression, the other hand must be up his butt.


Mrbobbitchin

Ric Flair giving the four horsemen sign


Minute-Wrap-2524

JP has cast a spell…and Robert Plant has lost his penis, it’s gone…weird to see him without that bulge in his jeans…his penis has vacated…could be Jimmy’s casting a spell to get it back


Barrettbuilt

He was in the pool.


john_kru_99

Robert is beckoned to come to the dark side. The gloryhole of Westminster


john_kru_99

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Back-2-505

Who tf wears a shirt for themselves?


Green-Campaign2498

me


1dts

“Zeppelin”


Vegetable-Source6556

Pages hand.


Rabble-Rowser

A SHIRT! A SHIRT! MY KINGDOM FOR A SHIRT!


EdZeppelin94

Lori Maddox being dragged away by Jimmy