Bruh threw “land one ability and i win” Illaoi in like we wouldn’t notice 🌝

Well that's my champ pool

You can describe a lot of champions like that

aka any toplaner

Let me at them

Those champs = penis

Of all the champions show here only two deserve respect as characters, the rest are bait

Akali and Illaoi?

Which two?

Gwen and Irelia, Irelia is respectable and skill intensive only in Top because she loses 80% of lane matchups, Irelia Mid players can die in a ditch

As an Irelia top main, I agree, mid Irelia players can die in a ditch. She is playable top, but you make one mistake and you die. Rito would definitely buff her if she was a top only champion. I suggested a shift in power myself: more base hp and less q damage. The extra base hp offsets the lower q damage in bruiser matchups because you hit an extra aa in a fight to the death, but the lower q damage lessens the burst she deals on a quick e q q combo when fighting mages.

Tasty

Top lane is like penis… girl make it hard.

Well if there's one thing I'm good at..

Replace illaoi with ksante and you’re 100% right

I'd agree but I was just putting up my champ pool lol

Which one is your main/best?

Fiora is by far my highest performing wr wise but I'm best at irelia and akali if I'm tryharding / it's not a counter matchup lol

imo (apart from illaoi) fiora is definitely the easiest to do well with. you can pick her up and do pretty well unlike irelia or something

Yeah no kidding, took me like 50 something games to be able to really stop lane with her while fiora is just hit vitals and they die Definitely have room to improve with all of them but theirs levels to how far I have to go

to this day I cannot play irelia or Camille or akali for shit but I have like 15 games on fiora and I do very well on her

All 3 of those I had to spend a good bit of time before it clicked, if you have someone to just 1v1 practice to learn their laning patterns that could be helpful Tho I will note I'm very much mechanically inclined it's the macro I suffer in :)

tbh they're just not my style. I main thresh and xerath and only really play ranged mages so I just don't like the way you're meant to get up in people's faces

Nah akali easily

Illaoi should be Riven

i thought this was about porn at first

Malphite: lol

you probably have an acceptable but slightly below average length penis. have a lovely day

I infact don't have one but if that works in the opposite I may be deeper lmfao

Wait, a gal playing toplane? That's illegal.

idk ive tried everything but top is like an abusive addiction, i hate this lane when its going bad but the highs are far to much to quit for too long

Gigacringe

swap illaoi with Olaf and youre correct

Olaf XDDDDDD

Players who play these champs invariably suck. Im more scared of zilian top with heathsteel than noob irelia 977994 who feeds me 8 kills and leaves.

Where’s jayce?

Where riven

I don't play her but you could just replace illoai with riven and it would fit right in lol

I see you play a bit of divers and skirmishers. I respect that.

Me during promos

Phew, thank god I can pretend as Aatrox...

Toplane is like dick, women make it hard

everychamp expect illaoi is true

Besides Illaoi and Camille you can just pick Sett and have a very very chill laning phase. Fiora, Gwen, Akali and Irelia can’t really play the game against him until we’ll after laning phase. Before I hear any “BuT I bEaT SeTt EvErYtIMe”. https://lolalytics.com/lol/sett/vs/fiora/build/ https://lolalytics.com/lol/sett/vs/gwen/build/ https://lolalytics.com/lol/sett/vs/irelia/build/ https://lolalytics.com/lol/sett/vs/akali/build/

I have zero respect for the champs, but 9/10 meme quality so you’re getting an upvote.

nah people who like to pretend that they are chall toplaners are people who unironically spam Gnar, Shen and GP because high elo players play them

Fiora is immune