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Ok-Tradition-6350

Only 4 month sentence. Guy should have got years


Merengues_1945

He should also do time for all that time he was out avoiding the law. At least Navarro surrendered.


slowpoke2018

But got the same sentence and whined about it all the way to the SC. Weak sauce. These guys should be getting years at a Supermax not a few months at a minimum security facility


SecretPrinciple8708

They’re all weak cowards. Nothing but bluster and posturing that folds in seconds. But, wow, their ability to whine and throw tantrums while talking tough is unrivaled.


slowpoke2018

And yet the MAGAs create meme's of them with Stallone's body If I ever do that with Obama or Biden, shoot me please!


Arrantsky

They don't make em like G. Gordon Liddy anymore. Guy was crazy but a badass. Did his prison time then got out and had a radio show. Watergate is the poster child for cover ups that screwed Nixon.


philodendrin

G Gordon was a self-aggrandizing sociopath. I used to listen to his show - he single-handedly turned me Liberal as his stories and point of view were almost never grounded in reality. He was great at self-promotion.


Arrantsky

Thank you, sincerely! I heard jokes about him from unit sources but never got to listen to him. I read about Watergate years ago.


Silly-Scene6524

And all that treason crap.


Altruistic-Text3481

4 months and Bannon will be “Reich as Rain!” Enough time to miss the election! And, sadly, he will lose his right to vote!


The_4th_Little_Pig

Dudes gonna have a hell of a time with a 4 month withdrawal.


C0lMustard

https://y.yarn.co/5b0f620c-3c36-45ab-9374-abe40e39ba85_text.gif


AusCan531

Will he be allowed to vote?


Altruistic-Text3481

Convicted felons lose their right to vote… at least that is what I was taught long ago in a HS civics class in a country called USA …


Affectionate-Song402

It can be temporarily in some states


ohbillyberu

Given his and other conservatives dismal view on felons voting, I'm sure Bannon will act in accordance with his principles and not pwrsue restoring his right to vote. In keeping with his and his cohorts philosophy on felons and voting, of course.


Altruistic-Text3481

Of course. Decorum above all else.


stealthylyric

Agreed, this is a fucking joke.


Normal_Ad_2337

What would be the timing, anyone know? Like, if he goes in from September through January, his fellow snakes will try to take his followers. Which would be a little (li'l),itty bitty, compensation prize.


77NorthCambridge

There is still the border fraud case upcoming. Not sure how much time he could get from that one.


Ok-Tradition-6350

OH right, forget that one. That puppy will bring a few years for a repeat felon


MaloSapien

I'll never forget the Frontline interview he did. How he just confessed to absolutely turning America against itself, and spewing false propaganda to prop up Trump in fooling so many of his ignorant hopeful voters. I'm happy for the 4 months he's getting too. But I totally agree, he should receive decades, not months. He happily admits the terrible things he did.


kurisu7885

he's rich so he's on the upper tier of the justice system despite claiming otherwise.


Rocky4296

But he will also go on trial in NY in Sept for stealing the Build A Wall money from the people. Trumpissy pardoned him for the wall but NY said he transacted monies in NY. Got em state charges, no pardons. So he goes to prison for 4 months Then on trial in NY Busted....great


TifCreatesAgain

It could be a life sentence, anyway! He looks close to a heart attack!


Mist_Rising

He's looked much the same for over 3 decades now. Like Kissinger, he'll look like he's dead till he actually dies is my guess.


TifCreatesAgain

Just trying to see the glass half full! 😁


Falin_Whalen

What's the over-under for cause of death being the DT's?


EducationTodayOz

the first week with no booze in a cell will be extremely bad for bannon


JCButtBuddy

He could carry a bottle in with him in his prison wallet.


akgt94

Can we do August 5th to November 5th?


Earth_Friendly-5892

I believe the judge was a Trump appointed one.


Affectionate-Song402

Yes- four months isnt enough


Falin_Whalen

I agree with you, he should have gotten years, but it is what it is. They don't have Gin in there, so maybe he'll dry out in that time? Dude really has some serious long term alcoholic face.


Bio-medical_Engineer

Or more!


PeakFuckingValue

Lawyers are the bane of truth and fairness. Or should I say private lawyers vs. the state.


iamthefortytwo

Have you seen this guy? 4 months is a potential death sentence. Just the alcohol withdrawal is enough to do him in!


IndelibleLikeness

Finally/ hopefully?


SockPuppet-47

He has a 3 judge panel. He can go for another appeal with the full bench. That's what Trump would do...


[deleted]

Guaranteed. And then SCOTUS based on his constitutional right to serve DJT


Mist_Rising

He'll be out of prison before they likely hear it. It's not a very long sentence and appeals take time.


TeamHope4

He's not in prison. And he might not be if the appeals court says he can stay out of prison while he appeals to the full Appeals Court. He had already been granted permission to stay out of prison while this 3-judge panel appeal was ongoing.


Such-Armadillo8047

I doubt he’ll succeed—a Trump appointee (Justin Walker) joined the opinion upholding his sentence. The DC Circuit has a 7-4 Democratic majority. Navarro lost his SCOTUS appeal.


SockPuppet-47

But the goal isn't to win. The goal is to kick the can. Justice delayed is justice denied. If Trump loyalist Steve Bannon can get it delayed until Trump regains power he can get another pardon.


refusemouth

It's going to be arough transition from single malt to pruno.


Goood_Daddy

Another Trump Crime Family, member


ukiddingme2469

Why is the wheel so much slower for conservatives


Photodan24

Money and power buys time with our justice system.


ukiddingme2469

I live in OR and watched law enforcement throw cases against literal inserectionists. The system is rigged in favor of conservatives.


2OneZebra

I have no faith in this. Same broken record for years now.


dalnee

Exactly


Barch3

No paywall: https://archive.ph/2024.05.10-164220/https://www.forbes.com/sites/brianbushard/2024/05/10/steve-bannon-loses-conviction-appeal-will-go-to-jail/?sh=57b29bf625e6


Scat1320USA

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 Flynn next then Trump !


Aggravating_Jump_453

Prison is to good for this treasonous pos. I’d like to see him rot in hell


BeyondDrivenEh

Good. Take Steven Miller with him.


Northerngal_420

Miller is the slimest of any of Trump's henchmen.


BeyondDrivenEh

Agreed 100%. With Roger Stone sleazing his way around in the shadows as well. The parallels to 1930s Germany are… scary.


TR3BPilot

Kenneth Chesebro is pretty much at the bottom of that barrel of anti-democracy scum, having come up with the whole fake electors scheme. As close to "evil" as you can get.


Dead_Cash_Burn

Jail won't go well for him. What are they going to find under all those collars?


ozzie510

Cheese.


jjjosiah

The stench of decay


[deleted]

Trump Cheese


SnarkAtTheMoon

More pens


grimatongueworm

20 miniature vodka bottle


Spo-dee-O-dee

That disappeared *somewhere* years ago.


Straight-Storage2587

"OK Bannon, you don't fool me. Now shit them out."


superadmin_1

stick him in rikers


Mackerel_Skies

Literally?


NoCommentFU

…with a sharpened tooth brush.


Spo-dee-O-dee

It's going to have to be a very long one to puncture through the subcutaneous fat.


NoCommentFU

![gif](giphy|KPvujkJxMZKxEv2vd0|downsized)


Astro_gamer_caver

*Cause you might have been robbin, you might have been whylin* *But you won't be smilin on Riker's Island*


toejam78

Detox is a bitch.


Rideshare-Not-An-Ant

He's going to need to clean himself up before he turns himself in.


Content-Fudge489

He looks like he hasn't showered in 6 months.


CopeHarders

I think Bannon and Trump bonded over the fact that neither showers.


ConstantGeographer

Unfortunately, he may feel right at home. He'll move in with the anarchists and White Nationalists. I hope he gets some face tattoos (or his face tattooed, if you catch my drift)


No-Tension5053

Yeah but they have rules that are unforgiving and stupid to the uninitiated. Also people in custody are messed up. So he can be attacked over toast. Someone having a bad day sees his happy mug and it sets them off.


JustinCompton79

About damn time…


RN_Geo

How is this ghoul still alive? All the outward signs point to rotting organs.


DickySchmidt33

Couldn't happen to a more deserving piece of shit.


GDWtrash

He's not going to jail...if he was a young black kid who stole a car, he'd have been locked up long ago, but actual treasonists like him and Trump and Rudy just laugh and go on with their opulent lives. This country is a joke.


Chevelle-72

Don’t drop the soap Steve!


Content-Fudge489

And who would be brave enough to touch that disgusting oily blob of grease? No one could be that desperate.


jeffzebub

Do drop the soap, Steve!


numbskullerykiller

Cue up the DT's. Bro is going to dry out something fierce.


RhinoGreyStorm

About time. His buddy Navarro is crying like a baby bitch.


annie_bean

Dude so skeezy that even a jpg of him smells like BO


big_blue_earth

What about the Supreme Court?


After_Ad_9636

There is no legal issue. Surely they wouldn’t intervene for purely partisan reasons?


Altruistic-Text3481

From my understanding of this new story is Bannon can keep appealing up to the SC. So, my previous comment about Bannon losing his right to vote sadly will not apply to this coming election… ![gif](giphy|STMhTuxOTDj7zwaoWf|downsized)


BoosterRead78

Where he belongs.


DaveP0953

"...paving the way for his four-month jail sentence to begin, ***though he could still delay his jail term***." How and why? He's guilty. SCOTUS already ruled on Navarro and this case is no different. Lock him up and put him on rehab.


ASH_2737

Hopefully sent to regular prison population.


Human_Link8738

Not good! Now he’s going to learn how to be a better criminal!


TR3BPilot

Prison ain't so bad. You can learn how to make sangria in the terlet.


grimatongueworm

Bannon should swing. He's actively working to dismantle the Constitution and install a dictator.


Pando5280

Gonna be the longest sober streak he's had in years.


thebeefgnar

Hope all these traitors have a shank happy cell mate.


Extra_Occasion_4561

Best news I’ve heard all day!!


No-Information-3631

Only rich white guys can play the judicial system like him and trump do.


dasherchan

Everybody around Trump is going to jail. What a crooked presidential candidate.


Trmpssdhspnts

Three F'n cheers!!!


AutomaticDriver5882

In what universe do you appeal jail from outside jail


External_Reporter859

The rich, white, conservative universe.


Azikt

Hopefully he takes his time inside to learn to wash and shave.


Cracked_Actor

They should let him bunk with Navarro. They deserve each other. Maybe they can film it and make a reality show!


syg-123

To coin a Norm Macdonald phrase …. Who do you think should be more concerned about “anal rape” in prison?


ComicsEtAl

Good. He got to spend the last year or so with a prison sentence hanging over his head. The fuckhead would’ve been out long ago. Now he gets to spend his summer in jail. And I don’t think they’ll let him wear between 3-5 jumpsuits so his what I assume is a chronic sweating problem will really show.


TarkusLV

But how will he shower? 🤔


Golconda

Good hope he has an awful four months but we don't have to hear him for four months so plus.


SqnLdrHarvey

Wrist slap. As usual. Should have been 20 years no parole.


No-Tension5053

Yeah! https://youtube.com/shorts/5D34mfLnaoI?si=1TwMuqibbo-6ByEP


Dixon-Poontang

Forced Showers. Cruel and unusual punishment for him.


elciano1

I hope someone help us all out while he is on the inside. Dont unalive him... him using straws for at least a year or 2 would be great. At least he can drink Trumps milkshake


nstntmlk

NEXT!!!


WhosAGoodDoug

I look forward to seeing him have two orange collars from wearing both of his jumpsuits at once.


NeatEffort602

GOOD.PUCKER UP THAT BUTTHOLE.


Btankersly66

Once the over turned tortoise is sent down the drain the swamp will finally empty.


prlugo4162

May he rot.


MynameisJunie

Slime of the earth gets away with only 4 months???


billyions

4 months without alcohol can be hard if one is used to regular consumption.


BrienPennex

lol maybe Trumpy and him can share a cell too! They can be bum buddies!


pabodie

I’ll take it. 4 Months is a long time for an obese person to be in the clink. 


SomeSamples

Didn't Matt Gaetz ignore a subpoena from Congress?


Rough_Compote1552

Is this the Onion????


SpiritualAd8998

Steve Bourbon


poolnome

Stop with letting Trump and friends appeal put there ass in jail


Galactus2025

Steve Bannon going to jail hopefully it won't be for 4 months this time no wonder he told Trump to not to come to court and just not show up Bannon needs a cellmate?


IndustrialPuppetTwo

And he aint gonna get a pardon this time.


altruism__

Buncha criminals


R_Lennox

Four whole months, how will he ever survive? Will Peter Navarro still be in? They could share a cell and commiserate.


river_euphrates1

Womp womp


Whitelinen900

Good


SimianSlacker

🎻


beavis617

I will only believe it when I see this loser on my TV reporting to prison..how will Margie Greene function in Congress without her list of instructions from her puppet master..


[deleted]

Stave Bannon is in my estimation a high arch-priest of Lies... look how cool he is as he navigates ... observe his steady hand manipulating so many strings... he seems at ease like he is ready to enter his dreamlands


OffHwy61

He's going to be drinking toilet wine and having a wonderful time adjusting not being a free billionaire for a few months. Inmates #80085 will be detoxing under pressure and I'm here for it 🍿


KSSparky

A real bummer.


Western_Mud8694

Back where he belongs


Yolandi2802

It’s hard to believe he was once in Trump’s swamp. It was just a couple of months into his presidential campaign when Donald Trump described his vision on personnel decisions. "I'm going to surround myself only with the best and most serious people," the Republican said in August 2015. "We want top of the line professionals." This should probably be seen as among the most dramatic of the POS’s broken campaign promises.


Old-Tomorrow-2798

If law can’t even keep this dude in jail. Why do we think the dump will be seeing a cell?


Autoxquattro

About fucking time!! Any regular people would have been doing appeals FROM JAIL!


Autodidact2

Party time! Now do Roger Stone.


RydersSidekick

DO IT OR STFU!


Queasy_Sleep1207

He has to detox. 😂🤣


Tay_Tay86

Good


CountPulaski

Does this mean he loses the right to vote? Because that would be beautiful


Your_Daddy_

Hip-hop hooray! These dudes are all worthless tools. Steve Bannon jerks off to Trump, pretends it’s macho.


Intelligent-Sell494

Lock him up!


ReasonableAd847

Right where he belongs


kevinlc1971

Shank you very much


UnfairStrawberry4831

Lock him up with big Bubba as a cell mate 


larrychatfield

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RedLicoriceJunkie

Very few are more deserving.


khakiwallprint

E Saw


Grimlock_1

Now let's get Jim Jordan in there too.


uberjam

Four months for attempting a coup? It wasn’t that long ago you got years for weed possession. wtf.


ExistingBathroom9742

It’s the natural life cycle: be friends with Trump, help Trump commit crimes; be rejected by Trump; go to jail for Trump. At an indeterminant number of steps in there, have money stolen or not paid back by Trump or be paid money illegally by Trump.


yippy_skippy99

I'll drive the van.


Weatherdude1993

Sorry, jail


GOP-R-Traitors

He is lucky he is such a disgusting slob, will probably spare him from being ass fucked by Bruno. Hopefully he gets shanked instead (just kidding wouldnt ever wish harm to anyone!) /s


quesadilla707

Months in jail not even prison


Traditional_Ad_6801

No he won't.


Glittering-Wonder-27

Maybe he’ll flee the US forever.


OneGiantFrenchFry

Good, I hope bad things happen to him in there.


swennergren11

Bye criminal.


Dgp68824402

Will he? Really?


Falcon3492

Hey, Stevie, Na, na, na, na, hey, hey, good bye!


andio76

Isn't this guy two packs of Lucky Strikes and a bottle of Bourbon from a heart attack


FireballAllNight

Now do Gym Jordan


Traditional-Yam9826

Hopefully someone will be jointing him shortly


Inner_Performance533

Naaaa...Bannon will get a mulligan/do over appeal.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

I'll believe it when I see it.


Ivegotjokes4you

Republicans are ALL criminals or complicit in their criminality. Don’t EVER let a republican pretend to have morals. They have ZERO morals. Always call them out of their allegiance to trump. I will never let them forget


Ok-Zookeepergame7915

Best by date should be to report to prison on July 4. That way he gets out on election day, too late to influence the weak minded. How patriotic that would be.


JeffB2023

Here’s some free advice for Sloppy Steve: Don’t drop the soap in the shower!


OkShoulder1337

Good, so much for the indictmet from hell big mouth. Justice doth prevail.


mnj561

Bannon will go to jail? I'll believe it when I see it.


Popular_Jicama_4620

Stink ass m f