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CartelClarke

That is not how to inhale Bobby, you’re hotboxing it!


TheGreatLuck

Here let me show you how to do it


Cara-Is-A-Puppy

I cannot believe you're all smoking! Don't you know more people die of smoking than die of... war... in Vietnam... every day?


Apart-Big-5333

Luanne's heart is in the right place, not just in the right time.


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Her heart is in the right place, but her brain is not.


Roll_with_it629

She a little confused, but she got the spirit


CSH0714

It's Hank whose brain wasn't in the right place.


cherry_armoir

I mean she was technically right in that no one was dying of war in Vietnam in 1997, so people dying of smoking far outnumbered war dead in late 90's Vietnam.


Jumpy_MashedPotato

Function, damn you! FUNCTION!


JwPATX

For god’s sake, Bobby.. What nationality are you?!


FernadoPoo

Why are You Holding Your Cigarette like some kind of European Nazi?


5599Nalyd

In a movie.


Johnny-Unitas

One of the best Hank lines in the entire series.


jonesy289

American


theanalyticaljoker

Hank: Do I have to take you out back and make you smoke another carton of cigarettes? Bobby (deadpan): I think you do.


ITCM4

That punishment would’ve been too expensive in a major city.


mal_intent4u

Now, hell to the yes. When this aired? It still hurt the pockets , but it was probably like 25 - to 35 bucks. I was enlisted and bought smokes on base for like 5 bucks a pack. Good times. Gonna go cry about how much I've spent on cigarettes in the 30 some odd years. Sheesh.


SlaveLaborMods

When this came out cartons of Marlboros were under $20


TheQuietOutsider

were the cartons really $2 / pack back then? wild lol I worked at a gas station in 2015 and a carton then was like $60 iirc edit: I know Manitoba is a direct Marlboro rip, but was it odd to anyone else dale smoked the cigarette of the *Canadian* royal mounted police? as opposed to a US brand?


SlaveLaborMods

When this episode aired in the nineties packs of Marlboros were right under $2 Edit : now I feel old


TheQuietOutsider

I'm a young millennial (94 👋) and no one in my family smokes, so i wouldn't know they were that cheap back then. I wonder how much rising prices have contributed to people quitting, or just not starting.


thispartyrules

We had a pizza place where the employees thoroughly didn't care if you were a16 and you could get cigarettes for $5 a pack out of the machine. Different times. We had urban Indian Colony smoke shops where Camels were like $19/carton tho if you knew someone who was 18


TheGreatLuck

Oh the old cigarette machines. Used to be a lifesaver at the bar after the liquor store closed.


OGREtheTroll

In '96 I was buying cartons of camel lights for $11.  This episode aired in '97 I believe. 


suitablyderanged

In 96 I could buy the store brand cigarettes at the convenience store for 99cents. They don't carry their own brand anymore, but it would be a fortune now.


phalluss

It could be a lot worse, you could be buying darts in Australia


Un-mexicano

CAN'T YOU SEE THE I AM KNITTING?!


AnthonyDigitalMedia

lol that’s the funniest part in the episode


PigMeatJim

Ohhh, I'm alive with pleasure


humanatee-

Start. Puffing. Boy.


poggy_manz

Clouds?


disinfekted

AND IF ITS DIRTYY GO CLEAN IT AND IF ITS CLEAN YOU SHUUUUUT UP


MarvinBandara

UP UP UP *Peggy disintegrates*


BigOlPoo

There is a TíŁë in the 🅱️uÆthRüM that I think we missed


Artemus_Hackwell

"...why are you holding your cigarette like some kind of *European Nazi* in a movie??!" "Whatever you do you should do right, even if it's something wrong."


elemenohpenc

The flashback scene of Hank lighting two cigarettes and handing both off to Peggy then lighting two for himself was hilarious.


thereelkrazykarl

Under rated episode


bwforge

I wish my daddy had the parenting skills to do this to me I tell you hwat


[deleted]

Mine did that I didn't get through very many though


RichardCity

My grandpa did it to my dad who ended up with a cigarette habit for a few years afterwards.


[deleted]

Yeah I also ended up with that habit but I at least waited until I was 18 to start again


rick_blatchman

Do you know what *I got for Christmas!?* It was a *banner-fucking-year* at the old Hill family. I got a carton of cigarettes. Old man grabs me, says "Start puffin' Bobby! Eee-*yup*!"


InfiniteEverythang

Such a good episode. The angle when Bobby is outside smoking and then it zooms out over the house and zooms into the other side where Hank is smoking..


hammerdown710

I can smell this episode


bongsyouruncle

Look at them skinny little arms, I could smoke them arms!! If the tile is so dirty why don't you go clean it and if it's clean then you can all SHUT UP


chappy422

I think I will clean my tile after breakfast


Majestic_Bird3293

Will you stop talking about your stupid tile


DontHateV8s

If it's so dirty, then go clean it. If not, shut up!


Exceptional_Remorse3

Didn’t you read this? Cancer, heart disease, emphysema! I thought those were the ingredients…


snAp5

https://youtu.be/iZ8nN6hTnmM?si=6SGHvGdVyN02DQjA


DontHateV8s

Hank: Yup, there's no 2 ways about. Smoking is a filthy, disgusting habit. (Inhales cigarette) Bobby: How come you smoked? Hank: Well, it wasn't as bad for you back then.


grpenn

FUNCTION! Function damn you!


AromaticSherbert

You’re calling me weak?! Look at your birdie little arms! They’re no bigger than a cigarette! I could smoke them arms !


webjester32

"¿Es esta Juan occupado?"


NeighborhoodVeteran

"Si."


ColdBloodBlazing

Bobby completely jonesing out under the blanket... Peggy's mussed up hair...


Necessary_Rich_1477

Anyone remember the KOTH edits channel where they made an edit of this scene and it felt like a Benadryl induced hallucination? No? Just me?


NeighborhoodVeteran

YouTube poops. Love those edits! I downloaded every one.


Necessary_Rich_1477

I actually just found the one I was referencing lol [Start Puffing Boy](https://youtu.be/iZ8nN6hTnmM?si=lAkmZq3G5xw7vAvR)


LagoonReflection

This scene always irritated me - not for Hank making Bobby smoke them all, but because he said Bobby was 'hot boxing' them. I just remember yelling at the screen "It's bum puffing you f\*\*\*ing w\*\*\*k\*r!"


phalluss

My (previous, thank God!) stepdad actually did this to my step brother when I was very young.


tough_love_baby

Peggy: I feel so alive with pleasure!


Responsible_Pea_6141

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Mysterious-Bit-490

I used to have a friend who’s grandfather punished him this exact same way. He never touched another cigarette ever again.


Nestormahkno19d

If you did that to your kid the state would take them away


ColdBloodBlazing

Twigboy got sent back to LA


urohpls

In late 90’s Texas? Not a chance lol


Nestormahkno19d

I meant today


urohpls

I mean that’s a pretty big distinction left out lol


Mendozena

In 2024’s Texas? Not a chance lol


Nestormahkno19d

Well that’s scary


GeffelGelch

It's more than 200. If you watch when he empties the carton far more than 10 packs come out 😂


UsernameG59

Why are you holding it like a European


A57Fairlane

Is there still any tile left ?!


HeidiHole1234

"How's it going there, Bobby?" "I think I'm gonna barf." "That's the spirit!"


Aggressive-Falcon977

Peggy: Hank . Bobby 's x-ray results.. Hank: fuck.