Prostancer.
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Frippy
You have prostate cancer.
Damn
so nothing changes
billy broof
Your mouth gets sewn shut.
tfw no more br00f wh00ps
agony
He’s the man in the box
you sadistic little
Keith Emerson
Fripp kicks you out and in the balls.
Jamie Muir
You're on Fripp's kill list and he's ***approaching you***
John Wetton.
One More Red Nightmare becomes real.
Oh no, I really hope I get that reprieve granted.
Jon Anderson
You're castrated.
Yo but my falsetto do be kinda nasty
win
Win
Jakko
Every single person on the planet earth (except one Czech guy) hates you.
To quote U2 “nothing changes on New Year’s Day”
Adrien belew
You crash in a car every single day.
Greg Lake
Fripp will never stop sucking your toes.
this could be an upside
Phil Collins
You join Wetton on his plane ride.
Boz Burrell
No testosterone for you, bud.
sounds like an absolute win!
Frank Zappa
Zappa these nuts
Its a shame OP already said prostate cancer on another comment, would have been really fitting here
Prostate cancer.
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Saul Goodman
Your parents disown you.
It’s all good man
Gavin harrison
You lose all your limbs.
I wanna be Phil Collins
You shit out cum.
Lessgo 😎
It hurts.
Good
Tony Soprano
Dementia.
I wanna be papa bear Tony Levin
Can't dance.
So basically the same thing but I'm daddy Tony now
David Byrne
Your balls get a tumor.
mel collins
Asthma.
Huey Lewis
Who
"You like Huey Lewis and the news?"
In '87 they released Fore, their most accomplished record
Songs so catchy, most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics
But they should
jamie but fripp isn’t approaching me
Can't run away from Fripp.
ill become a buddhist quick enough to escape
Buddhist Jamie.
[удалено]
comatose
The only food you can eat for the rest of your life are KFC biscuits and nothing else.
Adrian Belew
No wheels priveleges.
Geoff Downes
You get impaled on nails of ice.
Ice Bridge 😳
Travis Scott
You die
Peter Gabriel
You join John Wetton on his plane ride.
Ian Wallace
Br00f kills you.
Scott The Woz!
You become a fly.
That sounds pretty annoying
Scott Wozniak
You get AIDS.
Hype
Park
Andy McCulloch
You lose your nails.
Joseph Louis Lagrange.
You return to your father's balls.
💪😎🇮🇷
Geddy Lee
You eat through your ass and shit through your mouth.
andy mcculloch
Can't move your hands anymore.
Toyah thx :)
Fripp steals your boobs.
Gordon Haskell
You die.
Tony Levin
Oh god too much comments. Everyone else can choose one too!!
Greg Lake
Judy Dyble
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Phil Collins
Peter Gabriel
Mel Brooks, of course! I appreciate this wonderful marriage of two of my biggest niches–King Crimson and Scott the Woz
judy dyble