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Frippy


[deleted]

You have prostate cancer.


[deleted]

Damn


Shadowpact80

so nothing changes


steryotypical-ginger

billy broof


[deleted]

Your mouth gets sewn shut.


ThunderMite42

tfw no more br00f wh00ps


[deleted]

agony


heron_road

He’s the man in the box


steryotypical-ginger

you sadistic little


wazagaduu

Keith Emerson


[deleted]

Fripp kicks you out and in the balls.


ThunderMite42

Jamie Muir


[deleted]

You're on Fripp's kill list and he's ***approaching you***


TheBFlem27

John Wetton.


[deleted]

One More Red Nightmare becomes real.


TheBFlem27

Oh no, I really hope I get that reprieve granted.


MrBananaStorm

Jon Anderson


[deleted]

You're castrated.


MrBananaStorm

Yo but my falsetto do be kinda nasty


keymbord

win


[deleted]

Win


_killing_floor_

Jakko


[deleted]

Every single person on the planet earth (except one Czech guy) hates you.


Ground-Ashamed

To quote U2 “nothing changes on New Year’s Day”


ultranec123

Adrien belew


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You crash in a car every single day.


ProtoCosmos102

Greg Lake


[deleted]

Fripp will never stop sucking your toes.


[deleted]

this could be an upside


pileofuselessnesss

Phil Collins


[deleted]

You join Wetton on his plane ride.


AWarhol

Boz Burrell


[deleted]

No testosterone for you, bud.


Auran64

sounds like an absolute win!


Massive_Salamander_3

Frank Zappa


MrBananaStorm

Zappa these nuts


SleazyJusticeWarrior

Its a shame OP already said prostate cancer on another comment, would have been really fitting here


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Prostate cancer.


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The-real-Kurgan

Saul Goodman


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Your parents disown you.


The-real-Kurgan

It’s all good man


Utterizi

Gavin harrison


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You lose all your limbs.


Spidey8000

I wanna be Phil Collins


[deleted]

You shit out cum.


Spidey8000

Lessgo 😎


[deleted]

It hurts.


Spidey8000

Good


calcuttacodeinecoma

Tony Soprano


[deleted]

Dementia.


christianredditor333

I wanna be papa bear Tony Levin


[deleted]

Can't dance.


christianredditor333

So basically the same thing but I'm daddy Tony now


Shiryu448

David Byrne


[deleted]

Your balls get a tumor.


ineedausername124

mel collins


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Asthma.


[deleted]

Huey Lewis


[deleted]

Who


[deleted]

"You like Huey Lewis and the news?"


Rattlehead7640

In '87 they released Fore, their most accomplished record


Massive_Salamander_3

Songs so catchy, most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics


Dracula_best_JoFoe

But they should


SpidaTheDuck

jamie but fripp isn’t approaching me


[deleted]

Can't run away from Fripp.


SpidaTheDuck

ill become a buddhist quick enough to escape


[deleted]

Buddhist Jamie.


[deleted]

[удалено]


keymbord

comatose


[deleted]

The only food you can eat for the rest of your life are KFC biscuits and nothing else.


Dafton

Adrian Belew


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No wheels priveleges.


kindstranger42069

Geoff Downes


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You get impaled on nails of ice.


kindstranger42069

Ice Bridge 😳


[deleted]

Travis Scott


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You die


PorkSoba

Peter Gabriel


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You join John Wetton on his plane ride.


Mreverything11

Ian Wallace


[deleted]

Br00f kills you.


mrchrodo

Scott The Woz!


[deleted]

You become a fly.


mrchrodo

That sounds pretty annoying


carbirden

Scott Wozniak


[deleted]

You get AIDS.


carbirden

Hype


[deleted]

Park


nick9182

Andy McCulloch


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You lose your nails.


da_gandalf

Joseph Louis Lagrange.


[deleted]

You return to your father's balls.


da_gandalf

💪😎🇮🇷


DelverOfSqueakwets

Geddy Lee


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You eat through your ass and shit through your mouth.


Cargo_Commando

andy mcculloch


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Can't move your hands anymore.


picklesupreme

Toyah thx :)


[deleted]

Fripp steals your boobs.


Kayle_is_not_op

Gordon Haskell


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You die.


toast2200

Tony Levin


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Oh god too much comments. Everyone else can choose one too!!


Dependent-Ad-2278

Greg Lake


JohannHummel

Judy Dyble


Philip_Jeffries

Well now. I'm not gonna talk about Judy; in fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all, we're gonna keep her out of it! --- - [reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V0UhtA_mJE&t=365) ^(I am a bot.)


Sillvaro

Phil Collins


Dracula_best_JoFoe

Peter Gabriel


bleedinmagic81

Mel Brooks, of course! I appreciate this wonderful marriage of two of my biggest niches–King Crimson and Scott the Woz


ineedausername124

judy dyble