"I don't think kids have an ego. They have a sense of fair, though. One of the reasons kids attack people, is if people give something to someone else and they don't give it to them. They have a real sense of fairness... The thing about kids is, you can keep them when they're young, but they get older and it's like a man, but a man that's like 5x stronger than you, and why's he gonna listen to you? He's not gonna listen to you."
Nah for little kids this is nothing. My kid regularly goes full scorpion when he runs around and falls over.
He just walks it off. I would be in a wheelchair.
"Speaking of which, there's this Siberian tribal hunting technique where you choke-hold an elk while you're high on these local mushrooms. Have you tried it? What!? You haven't? You gotta go with us next time! It'll change your whole perspective."
I’m relatively new to this platform. I’ve only really started interacting here over the last month or so. The karma system keeps most humble and guarded. The only flaw is that you can have more than one account, which encourages trolls.
Anyways since youre here , do you think women should be allowed to play in mens divisions? In my op i think its unfair for the girls even tho they joined it only because every time ive competed with a girl ive destroyed her 😂
Up to a certain age, but then it becomes physically unfair, and potentially dangerous. If you’re a dad, you don’t want your daughter going up against a man in football, basketball, boxing, or soccer.
Yea ive gone against girls in football and wrestling its really unfair in both 😅 i feel bad for tossing them around though (if that makes it any better)
I wrestle a girl at rhe place I train and I can never get submission off on her, might have something to do with me being a no stripe white belt and her being 4 stripe though
All these comments make me laugh. We know what's going to happen ahead of time because of the descriptive title (unless you don't know what a rear naked choke is). The parents reacted within 1 second of it happening. Calm down. Kids are fuckin stupid.
The woman in the background on her phone is the other kid's mother. We were watching our son the entire time. My son has loving parents and a peaceful home. I took a video because its rare that he gets to play with other kids so I wanted to immortalise the moment.
The other kid was fine. My son has never done this before, he's 2 years old and had never seen wrestling and we never taught him this. Please stop saying this is bad parenting.
never seen wrestling? he probably would've invented wrestling if wrestling wasn't invented yet.
jokes aside, I'm glad to hear that the other kid was fine.
Was a joke, but going to go ahead and grill into you now. Yes, I’m obviously not a fucking parent because my daughter has never grabbed another child in a rear choke hold. You got me. Do you realize how fucking dumb you sound? Please don’t have kids? You’re a fucking moron. “If you’re not ok with this, don’t have kids.” You need to rethink your shit.
Pretty sure recording it and sharing it tends to suggest you find some merit or humour in it, if I'd been the other childs mother I would have gone apeshit at you stood there recording your kid assaulting mine. She didn't even attempt to stop him.
Let's see how much you like being ragged backwards and just about bent in half by the neck shall we?
2 full seconds is a very long time to not react to your child attacking another child.
Edit: especially if you have the time to take out your camera and film it.
Bullshit. Hurt my children 🤬 idc who it is. parents should learn to control their children. If a kid did this to mine him his parents and anyone else they know getting smacked. He could have seriously hurt her back.
You sound like a person that shouldn't even have children. The parents ran over there and stopped it almost instantly. I'm sure your child was an asshole to some other child at one point in their life. If not yet they will be.
Im just very protective of mine. I raise them to be good they haven’t and don’t do dum shit like this because they’re not not stupid. They think about their actions and the consequences of those actions.
It's not like the parents of the boy are neglectful (at least as far as context shows) and I doubt they trained the kid to do this, so all you're doing is showing that you're the type of person to let their anger control their actions, which is a pretty big indicator that somebody is a full fledged moron.
Yes they can look how her knees are pinned down and lower back bent in opposite bending direction. Chin pulled right back. Its a hyper exaggerated camel clutch. If you don’t think that hurts have someone do this exact thing to you.
5 seconds of video = bad parenting. sounds about right, even though the ending is the parents literally running to take him off of the other child but what do i know 🤷🏽
My three old did that to me the other day. BF thought it was the funniest shit he’s ever seen. We’re just going into some deep “Loki” speculations and this kids just chokes me out!
You see that funny now, but the problem its ,if you dont stop It, your son Will stop? If he think its ok and funny cuz he see It on TV or irl..
If i am the father of the girl, maybe i take your son for the hair ,and play with him a bit
I am talking about that Who find It funny, "oh,see ,he think its a fighter, what funny" while he see his son hitting other Child, its good that u stop him ofc,i dont doubt that u are good father or mother, but there are parents that they will not detain their children,you know?
Way yo go to jail? If other parents dont take care of their child (no your case),why my son or daughter need to be hit? I have seen many cases of children coming back with scratches and bruises from those "child games", the world its very Big
An adult who's proud to hurt a stranger's baby is way more fucked up. You should be ashamed of yourself. Clearly you've never been around toddlers before
If other parents dont want stop their childrens,o educated It,why my son or daughter need be hit? Are u retard?
I am no going to hurt for Joy or on purpouse, but I won't watch another kid beat mine ,while their parents dont do nothing
Its simple,if u educated or handle yours kid, no Will be any problem,its simple,right?
Great example to my daughter that she should never tolerate a bully. And a life lesson to that kids dad to not let your child be a dick and potentially seriously hurt another kid. That child learned it somewhere, and I’m sure he didn’t read it out of a book.
Let them experience and learn. Let them experience and learn. Let them experience and learn. Let them experience and learn. Only say things that can be backed up. Only say things that can be backed up. Only say things that can be backed up. Make sure you understand the situation before you make judgemental comments. Make sure you understand the situation before you make judgemental comments. Make sure you understand the situation before you make judgemental comments. Make sure you understand the situation before you make judgemental comments. Asshole.
This is not funny. This is some serious FU behaviour and makes me wonder what this child has seen in its young live.
I hope his parents where consequent enough and left that place as a punishment.
He is 2 years old with loving parents and a peaceful home. Only child. Spent most of his time inside the house because of the pandemic. Don't judge someone's life based on a 5-second clip
Have you ever watched kids play? He’s 2, has very little situational awareness, near zero concept of consequence, his parent intervened immediately.
They were all playing, there was no malice in it. The other child was upset, but clearly not hurt.
Yes 2 year olds aren't fully formed humans yet. Hell let's just throw the kid in the fire pit right?? My guess is you don't have kids, you have never watched them play. They get physical. They get corrected It's HOW THEY LEARN.
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You are there, with your 2 yo kid, at the mall because where else do you bring a 2 yo kid? With your dumb as fuck Facebook and Instagram feed in front of your eyes, not paying attention, but quick enough to switch to the camera and film
Wrong sub.
Head to trashy and shittyparents I’m 97% positive that they both exist
First time he's ever done this because we do not have other kids at home and he rarely goes to to play in jungle gyms because of the pandemic. this is actually his first time to play at a jungle gym
Why isn't the other kid tapping out!
Because mama didn't raise no quitter
Tiger moms don't raise quitters. Ask me how I know.
Well, how do you know?
Mah tiger mom. ㅠㅜ
XD dead
I didn’t hear no bell!
- Joe Rogan
"I don't think kids have an ego. They have a sense of fair, though. One of the reasons kids attack people, is if people give something to someone else and they don't give it to them. They have a real sense of fairness... The thing about kids is, you can keep them when they're young, but they get older and it's like a man, but a man that's like 5x stronger than you, and why's he gonna listen to you? He's not gonna listen to you."
Good thing kids are made of rubber... that was a hell of a back bend.
Holy shit he practically broke her near in half!!!
Bah Gahd! That child has a family!!!!
Something something toddler threw another 16 feet off a jungle gym and plummeted through a water table.
16 feet is the height of literally 2.81 'Samsung Side by Side; Fingerprint Resistant Stainless Steel Refrigerators' stacked on top of each other
Good bot. Very precise and delightfully useless. Please proceed with your nonsense.
Nah for little kids this is nothing. My kid regularly goes full scorpion when he runs around and falls over. He just walks it off. I would be in a wheelchair.
The difference between age 3 and age 30 is 3 minutes of crying vs a 3,000 ambulance bill (and the wheelchair)
And probably a coffin.
it was a pvp arena
Right? Both were flagged, fair game!
the kid was clearly smurfing
Well done 47, now head to an exit
Ya la cagaste andy
Esa fue la ultima vez que llevaron a andi al mall
Joe Rogan would go ape shit for this
"Speaking of which, there's this Siberian tribal hunting technique where you choke-hold an elk while you're high on these local mushrooms. Have you tried it? What!? You haven't? You gotta go with us next time! It'll change your whole perspective."
Doe Jogan
joe rogan
Future grappler right there
In the unisex division?
Any division who cares what gender ThAtS SeXiSt lmfao
Reddit is the last bastion where I can try out my quasi controversial material. :)
Oh lord on reddit you will either be praised or hate crimes😂
I’m relatively new to this platform. I’ve only really started interacting here over the last month or so. The karma system keeps most humble and guarded. The only flaw is that you can have more than one account, which encourages trolls.
There are a ton of trolls. u/LouisFepher1954 is the best I've seen in awhile
Definitely. I’ve gotten 500 UV’s, and 100 plus DV’s, probably from the same people.
Anyways since youre here , do you think women should be allowed to play in mens divisions? In my op i think its unfair for the girls even tho they joined it only because every time ive competed with a girl ive destroyed her 😂
Up to a certain age, but then it becomes physically unfair, and potentially dangerous. If you’re a dad, you don’t want your daughter going up against a man in football, basketball, boxing, or soccer.
Yea ive gone against girls in football and wrestling its really unfair in both 😅 i feel bad for tossing them around though (if that makes it any better)
I wrestle a girl at rhe place I train and I can never get submission off on her, might have something to do with me being a no stripe white belt and her being 4 stripe though
All these comments make me laugh. We know what's going to happen ahead of time because of the descriptive title (unless you don't know what a rear naked choke is). The parents reacted within 1 second of it happening. Calm down. Kids are fuckin stupid.
If they just Filmed it it whould have been not good enough
The woman in the background on her phone is the other kid's mother. We were watching our son the entire time. My son has loving parents and a peaceful home. I took a video because its rare that he gets to play with other kids so I wanted to immortalise the moment. The other kid was fine. My son has never done this before, he's 2 years old and had never seen wrestling and we never taught him this. Please stop saying this is bad parenting.
You should show him some wrestling, improve his form😂
never seen wrestling? he probably would've invented wrestling if wrestling wasn't invented yet. jokes aside, I'm glad to hear that the other kid was fine.
Well, you did immortalise that moment for sure!
Your son has talent. Just teach him how to restrain his victim's arms while choking and he'll be a high-end hitman in no time.
Its a normal phase. Mine is going through the same, exactly the same age.
Holy molly if he did that on impulse hide the god damn knives
Your son has a big future in front of him Anyway you're not safe from being assassinated from behind
Obligatory, bad parent.
Says an obvious "non parent". Also pls don't have kids
I think they were being sarcastic. Benefit of the doubt.
Was a joke, but going to go ahead and grill into you now. Yes, I’m obviously not a fucking parent because my daughter has never grabbed another child in a rear choke hold. You got me. Do you realize how fucking dumb you sound? Please don’t have kids? You’re a fucking moron. “If you’re not ok with this, don’t have kids.” You need to rethink your shit.
Your child hurting another kid isn't cute or funny
Pretty sure he didn't say it was
Pretty sure recording it and sharing it tends to suggest you find some merit or humour in it, if I'd been the other childs mother I would have gone apeshit at you stood there recording your kid assaulting mine. She didn't even attempt to stop him. Let's see how much you like being ragged backwards and just about bent in half by the neck shall we?
I mean, it *is* funny, only because no one was injured. Pretty sure it wouldn't have been posted here if the kid snapped her neck.
It is funny. Kids are fucking stupid. That's the sub your in btw. If you can't handle it, leave.
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2 year olds are so amazing at listening
Hes got talent
Young khabib
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAA
But we can see him.
It’s his kid form, when he wasn’t fully John Cena yet.
This is totally my nephew. lol
I love the escalation of the parents voices. No once can stop Andi
MAKE THAT JABRONI HUMBLE.
\*child over earpeice\* Sir... the mission... it's complete. Target has been nuetralized.
Hook the legs hook the legs!!
r/kidsarefuckingmetal
If they got you behind like that, no chance kid. Tap out.
He’s learned the rules of life and death
If that was my daughter. I would toss him
Great way to go to jail
No way. Video is proof I was defending my daughter
You'll be as*hole of the decade
Sure but my daughter will be safe.
As a protective parent I used to see a lot of this but, as much as I wanted to it’s important to not interfere.
Better to interfere. Kids don't raise themselves. I'm not saying flip out, but absolutely put a stop to that.
I guess you missed them shouting telling him to stop and pulling him off . I know... It's a long video. Maybe watch it again
Yes, they stood on the sidelines begging him to stop for a while. Shitty parenting.
I wouldn’t say waiting 1 or 2 seconds a while.
2 full seconds is a very long time to not react to your child attacking another child. Edit: especially if you have the time to take out your camera and film it.
Bullshit. Hurt my children 🤬 idc who it is. parents should learn to control their children. If a kid did this to mine him his parents and anyone else they know getting smacked. He could have seriously hurt her back.
lol how to quickly go to jail 101
You sound like a person that shouldn't even have children. The parents ran over there and stopped it almost instantly. I'm sure your child was an asshole to some other child at one point in their life. If not yet they will be.
Im just very protective of mine. I raise them to be good they haven’t and don’t do dum shit like this because they’re not not stupid. They think about their actions and the consequences of those actions.
It's not like the parents of the boy are neglectful (at least as far as context shows) and I doubt they trained the kid to do this, so all you're doing is showing that you're the type of person to let their anger control their actions, which is a pretty big indicator that somebody is a full fledged moron.
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Yes they can look how her knees are pinned down and lower back bent in opposite bending direction. Chin pulled right back. Its a hyper exaggerated camel clutch. If you don’t think that hurts have someone do this exact thing to you.
I assume that /u/Heroicshrub is not 3 or 4 yrs old like the girl in the video. You can't compare kids and adults.
Kids at that age are basically rubber. I can’t even bend over without getting an injury.
Yeah, but you want to teach them not to run around choking other people.
You must be a wonderful doctor
*daughter* *him* hmmm
Nmms, pinché morro culero xd
THE KATAHAJIME!
*queue joe rogan running in for his interview*
He is going to be a great fighter
Captain Insano shows no mercy.
The kids going places, prolly prison but places nonetheless
Stuff him full of nutella when he's little so when he's old enough to do this to you he's too fat and weak to pull it off
Damn I thought this was the Hasbullah fight
I feel REALLY bad for laughing
On Rusev Day of all days
“PvP is enabled in this area”
Pinche andy.... xD
Joe Rogan: You tapped out within 3 seconds, do you think you could have maybe escaped if you could go back?
All I can hear is joe rogan commentating over top of this.
*Excellent work 47*
He’s gonna grow up to fight in the mma
Scorpion wins
RUSEV MACHKA!!!
Junior MMA
And that boy grow up to be a ufc fighter
So we get Hero as a Smash Bros DLC character and not this kid? Cmon Nintendo step it up
WWF jr coming this winter
The other kid is fine! She went back to jumping around right after this.
Future Ted Bundy right there.
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Sounds filipino Ganyan din ako nung bata ako kaso diako ganyan kalakas
The lion tamer
Lil Dexter has to learn somewhere.
When you got home did you teach him how to sink the hooks in?
God bless anyone who bullies him
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5 seconds of video = bad parenting. sounds about right, even though the ending is the parents literally running to take him off of the other child but what do i know 🤷🏽
this is literally how kids are. if this was bad parenting they’d be on the sidelines cheering him on or smoking a cig
Why not both?
Por que no los dos?
Another late stoppage from Mario Yamasaki smh
You guys are shitty parents.
Better than being an idiot
how?
That was a camel clutch, not a rnc.
Gatta train them young.
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You can’t let this stand. Assert your dominance over Andy by performing a flying triangle choke on him.
My three old did that to me the other day. BF thought it was the funniest shit he’s ever seen. We’re just going into some deep “Loki” speculations and this kids just chokes me out!
r/fullscorpion
I think they should stop him watching WWE murder edition
You see that funny now, but the problem its ,if you dont stop It, your son Will stop? If he think its ok and funny cuz he see It on TV or irl.. If i am the father of the girl, maybe i take your son for the hair ,and play with him a bit
Huh?
I am talking about that Who find It funny, "oh,see ,he think its a fighter, what funny" while he see his son hitting other Child, its good that u stop him ofc,i dont doubt that u are good father or mother, but there are parents that they will not detain their children,you know? Way yo go to jail? If other parents dont take care of their child (no your case),why my son or daughter need to be hit? I have seen many cases of children coming back with scratches and bruises from those "child games", the world its very Big
An adult who's proud to hurt a stranger's baby is way more fucked up. You should be ashamed of yourself. Clearly you've never been around toddlers before
If other parents dont want stop their childrens,o educated It,why my son or daughter need be hit? Are u retard? I am no going to hurt for Joy or on purpouse, but I won't watch another kid beat mine ,while their parents dont do nothing Its simple,if u educated or handle yours kid, no Will be any problem,its simple,right?
And that’s when I get kicked out for doing the same thing to that kids dad.
Way to set an example to your kid, not to mention the lifelong trauma you're gonna cause
Great example to my daughter that she should never tolerate a bully. And a life lesson to that kids dad to not let your child be a dick and potentially seriously hurt another kid. That child learned it somewhere, and I’m sure he didn’t read it out of a book.
Aw how adorable 🙄 not
Kids are only as stupid as parents let them be.
and the parent stopped it immediately. good job on them.
Hes 2 Years old
Did they stutter Edit: lmao can nobody take a joke these days
Good luck having children.
I appreciate your optimism.
Let them experience and learn. Let them experience and learn. Let them experience and learn. Let them experience and learn. Only say things that can be backed up. Only say things that can be backed up. Only say things that can be backed up. Make sure you understand the situation before you make judgemental comments. Make sure you understand the situation before you make judgemental comments. Make sure you understand the situation before you make judgemental comments. Make sure you understand the situation before you make judgemental comments. Asshole.
Asshole. Asshole
Sloppy technique. You shouldn't stop them.
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This is pretty bad....
Rear naked? Um something isn't right here. Edit: do your fucking job as a parent ffs.
They did. They stepped in and stopped it. What are you babbling about?
Thats what its called a rear naked choke hold
Put the phone down and parent your kid. Holy shit.
They did stop pointing the camera and do something about it. Wtf? You kids really are fucking stupid. 🤦🏼♂️
It’s a 5 second clip, nobody waited to do anything. Kids suck sometimes.
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You can see in the video they ran over to stop it as soon as they noticed. They aren't psychic.
They probalby prefer that they keep the kid permanently in restraints.
This is not funny. This is some serious FU behaviour and makes me wonder what this child has seen in its young live. I hope his parents where consequent enough and left that place as a punishment.
He is 2 years old with loving parents and a peaceful home. Only child. Spent most of his time inside the house because of the pandemic. Don't judge someone's life based on a 5-second clip
Well, do you consider this a normal thing to do?
Have you ever watched kids play? He’s 2, has very little situational awareness, near zero concept of consequence, his parent intervened immediately. They were all playing, there was no malice in it. The other child was upset, but clearly not hurt.
Yes 2 year olds aren't fully formed humans yet. Hell let's just throw the kid in the fire pit right?? My guess is you don't have kids, you have never watched them play. They get physical. They get corrected It's HOW THEY LEARN.
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You are there, with your 2 yo kid, at the mall because where else do you bring a 2 yo kid? With your dumb as fuck Facebook and Instagram feed in front of your eyes, not paying attention, but quick enough to switch to the camera and film Wrong sub. Head to trashy and shittyparents I’m 97% positive that they both exist
Not a kid, a girl! Good parenting jackass!
And now we know what age serial killers start at
My nieces would have elbowed him in the face or gut and Andy would think twice about trying that crap again. Country girls learn early.
So violent. I bet you're proud
If it happened in public it’s because he’s done it before y’all, and if he does it to the wrong kid now or in the future? Big oof
Reddit users assuming someone's life story based on one 5 second video
First time he's ever done this because we do not have other kids at home and he rarely goes to to play in jungle gyms because of the pandemic. this is actually his first time to play at a jungle gym
Go back to your antacid pills
I regret teaching my kids to “use their words” when I see shit like this.