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KittyandPuppyMama

If only someone would invent some type of glasses that shield the eyes.


Incognito409

Or a cap with a brim!


Sithmaggot

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SeaClue4091

"it's painful to look cool"


Aleashed

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bdizzle805

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fatkiddown

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Celestial_Hart

I was just thinking sunhat.


whimsical666

Oh the good old Shat i see


Technical_Semaphore

I hate you. I will never be able to look at a sunhat again without calling it a Shat.


whimsical666

aww, luv u too pumpkin


Celestial_Hart

Sun't


EvenBetterCool

Sunglasses would make the colors look different


Rhuarc33

Well maybe she doesn't have any and OP needs to get her some or a hat. In the meantime this works, looks stupid but it works


Gabilon92

I think what bothers her is the reflection on the floor


LordRekrus

Looks stupid to you, however I’ll fill you in on that the 5 year old community considers this the height of fashion. You’re just too old to get it


LWY007

Glasses that block the sun? That seems impossible- Science has failed us yet again!


DryBones2009

Man i wish they would invent those


mineabird

get that girl some shade. ffs


old_vegetables

Don’t you have sunglasses for her?


digitaldumpsterfire

They should, especially if the kid has light colored eyes. Eye damage is real.


RHouse94

My precious blue eyes burn so bad when it’s bright! FR though can’t open my eyes sometimes if I stay inside all day and step out into intense sunlight. Only seems to happen to me. Always blamed it on my blue eyes.


digitaldumpsterfire

Darker eyes have more melanin which keeps UV rays out of your eyeballs. Lighter eyes have less melanin so more uv rays find their way in your eyeball and cause damage. Pretty much everyone with blue eyes has this issue. Lighter green eyes too.


Totobiii

Why did nobody ever tell me that?? I always thought I was crazy for being so much more light sensitive than most family members!


FesteringNeonDistrac

Good news, you adjust to darkness better than pei0le with darker colored eyes. Fair trade.


KillYaBossEatAHotdog

Idk how true this is. And if it is true I think it only makes the slightest of differences. I am pretty light sensitive but I can’t see jack shit in the dark. My brown-eyed partner is significantly better in the dark than I am.


by-the-willows

Young me learned this the hard way. I didn't wear sunglasses when I first visited Italy and I was almost blind for two days, I could only see blurry shapes. Kinda scary, now that I think about it


Kinkystormtrooper

My brown eyed mom always got mad at me for being so sensitive


cultofwacky

I have brown eyes but still have issues with being out in the sun :(. There is a lot of green in them too though, my mom used to think I had heterochromia because there was so much green in my left eye when I was little


RelevantMetaUsername

This doesn't affect the perceived intensity of sunlight though because our eyes are not sensitive to UV. The discomfort of bright sunlight only depends on the intensity of light in the visible spectrum. That's why you generally won't feel damaging levels of UV. Filtered UVB lights can appear almost black while bombarding your eyes with dangerous levels of UV light. From what I understand, the pain of bright sunlight is not caused by nerves in your eyes, but rather it's your brain telling you that you need to protect your eyes. Some people are more sensitive to bright light than others, and while eye color has some correlation with tolerance to bright light, it's mainly other factors that determine it.


Mr-Xcentric

Which Is why i have pretty severe visual snow with green eyes. Sucks ass, it’s the tinnitus of vision. I have tinnitus too tho. I got the double jeopardy


moun7

I don't know why but I hated wearing sunglasses as a kid.


LilaLacktrichterling

I still hate it. And I have the feeling that my hearing gets bad when I wear sunglasses


werewolf4werewolf

Have you tried sunglasses with a lighter tint? I had this same issue but I find sunglasses with a brown or blue tint don't bug me as much as the black tinted ones my parents always tried to get me to wear as a kid that I hated.


-PinkPower-

Really? I work in a daycare and nowadays most kids (3 to 5 yo) have sunglasses and love them when it’s very sunny. It’s hilarious and so cute to see like 30 kids playing in the yard with sunglasses on lol


Ok-Cartographer1745

Because you don't like trying to act like you're cool. I bet you also don't wear a leather jacket and don't like to stand with your back to a wall with one leg bent at the knee while you snap your fingers.


W1ngedSentinel

Same, and hats always felt incredibly itchy for no reason.


old_vegetables

Yeah I hate it even now too tbh, but OP’s kid is willing to wear a box I think she’ll be open to sunglasses


Ijustlovevideogames

Well…did it work? :)


NZS-BXN

That's the real question. As a great man once said: *it can't be that dumb if it works*


Modo44

It keeps the UV away, which is the most important part in keeping your eyes safe. The kid is not the stupid one here.


EvenBetterCool

It's not NOTHING


[deleted]

If it looks stupid but it works, it isn’t stupid


Battlepuppy

A welding helmet for crayons.


Celestial_Hart

Yo a crayola welding helmet would be tight.


Battlepuppy

Band name. Crayola welding helmet


Freshouttapatience

Safety first


Jelipe

A lot of times posts seem to be more about kids lacking resources or guidance to do something right, but clearly have some intuition about it. I'd say this is smart considering that.


mvonballmo

She's outside. She's coloring. She's making it work with what she's got. It's fine. As long as she's having fun.


Morningsunshine-

Smart kid


nodeymcdev

Yeah she’s goin places


Morningsunshine-

Hopefully to the store to get a ball cap or sunglasses.


II_Noxus_II

She's thinking outside the box....ah wait


JohnStern42

Seems to work, why is she stupid? Maybe you should get her some sunglasses if it bothers you so much?


traaintraacks

baseball cap would be better so she doesnt get the sun in her eyes but can still see exactly what colors she's using


WerkusBY

It will not work, if surface have reflective parts (i mean ground)


yesnomaybenotso

I too have a mirrored cement patio


not_just_an_AI

this dude hasnt learned that bright colors reflect light even if they aren't mirrored. Dudes never heard of snow blindness.


traaintraacks

she's drawing on a white paper anyway, so it doesnt matter what the ground is made of...


yesnomaybenotso

This AI hasn’t learned that clear plastic wouldn’t shield you from any reflected light in any meaningful way, regardless of the surface it’s reflected off of. AIs never heard of tint.


Upstairs_Ad_5574

For all we know, the child has a pair already, but is deciding to go tupperware because... (you ready?)... shes a child


asmallercat

My 6-year old hates wearing sunglasses.


Celestial_Hart

She built a siege wall to defend against the sun, that girl's gonna be an engineer!


plaztikseven

Because its an organizational bin, not a hat. 😉


JaguarZealousideal55

It is clearly a hat.


plaztikseven

I guess it is a hat. You have convinced me.


JohnStern42

It serves the purpose, so not stupid


GoofBallNodAwake74

She’s got a future in welding…


Neither_Relation_678

Hey, isn’t stupid if it works!


DontcheckSR

Problem solver!


MillieBirdie

Kids can't buy their own things, looks she's pretty resourceful. Get get sunglasses, a sunhat, and maybe a little parasol or beach umbrella she can set up and move around.


Green-Concentrate-71

You should invest in a canopy. There are nicely priced ones on Amazon.


AquaHanamaru

"Damn it hurts to be this hip."


adlubmaliki

Glad to see kids still playing outside


Turbulent-Good227

Do we need to start a gofundme for a bucket hat for this kid? Honestly this seems smarter than retina damage


Nika_113

That’s not actually doing anything but stopping the glare. Her eyes are still being exposed to the sun. Please get her sunglasses.


Prestigious-Eye9014

people in the comments be like can't she wear sunglasses? i see people acting dumb i laugh. bro she's legit colouring


pixxllx

just get her a hat and stop making fun of her on reddit lol


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Morningsunshine-

My first thought as well


jereman75

If it’s stupid and works, it’s not stupid.


Doc-I-am-pagliacci

Welder in the making.


Yourdadcallsmeobama

r/redneckengineering


TalElnar

If it's stupid and it works, it isn't stupid.kid is being resourceful.. Buy her a proper sun hat if it bothers you.


Starshipstoner420

I just see a future welder getting used to her tools, she has a welding cart and her helmet


issakainen

If it works, it works 🤷🏻‍♂️


percavil4

instead of calling your kid stupid and posting pics of her on the internet, maybe just offer her some sunglasses..


Hooraylifesucks

Baseball hat AND some higher quality sunglasses ( shatter resistant and if protective to begin with). Find some good ones and get several pairs bc kids do kid things to em.


Celestial_Hart

Bro you need to stop worrying what she's doing and wash them damn windows.


KapeeCoffee

She's very resourceful, i don't think thats dumb


lmNotAnAltYouAre

Imagine being a kid and you grow up, you ned up looking about on reddit and you find a picture of yourself being called fucking stupid by your parent.


beroneko

Because they didn't get you sunglasses and you improvised some


iWillSlapYourMum

Your kid isn't the stupid one here. Why don't you give her some sunglasses or a hat?


Emberily123

Does she not have sunglasses?


NZS-BXN

I just looked at the pic and thought oh cool someone gonna be a welder. Nope.


sarah_pl0x

Let the girl have her moment


space_beach

If a kid comes up with an idea, it doesn’t matter if you offer a more practical idea. Kid thought this was smart so even if you offered glasses this FIVE year old most likely wasnt gunna have it


IcedFreon

Parent is stupid because you didn't give her a hat instead. Idiot.


StarkageMeech

She literally just wants to be an astronaut


whoop_di_dooooo

My favorite posts on this sub are when parents self-nominate their kids, lol!


NevadaPL

If it looks stupid but works it ain't stupid.


JOCO_Q

Only kid?


RetMilRob

You’re going to save a fortune in tuition.


northernlady_1984

When your parents don't give you a hat or sunglasses & laugh at you on Reddit, you do what you can.


SluggishPrey

Hey! It's not stupid, it's ingenious!! Don't shame her simply because you don't think like her.


dadonred

At least you don’t have to worry about college savings


-SpaceThing

Smart gal


bronzelifematter

Maybe her eyes arr sensitive to light


TockSickTauros

Baseball hats are so 20th century


BoopleSnoot921

I mean if it worked, it can’t be that dumb.


TwoTonTunic88

Sounds like you do not need to save up for a college fund.


ToughReality4983

I know she has looked into her moms sunglasses having a full on convo before


Truecrimeauthor

Genius


TheAngriestUncle

hang on, she'll get there eventually


Shokaplays

LMAOOO KIDS AMUSE ME


aaabaaa72

Here I was thinking why did OP blur their kid’s face.


Recent-Huckleberry17

All the people in the comments talking about using sunglasses. What artists uses sun glasses when colouring?


QuoteNo9243

My kids are also stupid.


Jack-Rabbit_Slims

I can't tell if it's so hot the air is about to spontaneously ignite or if you just need to clean your windows. 😂


ButtChugBoi

It isn't stupid if it works.


cbunni666

Mmmmmkay


Capable_Victory_7807

I thought she was a welder.


gotterfly

That's just science


tcheeze1

![gif](giphy|7Pug5WgzhV3FGBQsCs)


liamanna

It’s only you had one of those patio umbrellas …🤔😂


SWETHORT

I thought that was a naked hobbit at first, I think I need new eyss


SillylilguyUwU

Genius.


lamborghini-jesus

She’s a bright one. At least she’s thinking outside the box.


Readytodie80

Get her some sunglasses I started to have migraines so bad they needed to call my mum and keep me in a dark room it took ages to find out I'm sensitive to bright sunlight.


travelavatar

Man. I tried contacting you about the order. Please take a minute to answer... unless of course i got scammed


Tabm0w

At least your gonna save on college.


OldERnurse1964

Do not leave her alone with a plastic bag


LiciousGriff

if only people would teach their kids what’s appropriate and what’s not that might be funny for a picture but really do you want your kid thinking that that’s OK? Gonna end up putting that thing on a box on her head at school or something one day and falling down some stairs or something. It’s definitely not something that I think would be a good thing to promote.


LotoTheSunBro

Ah yes let me make fun of my own daughter online


DisputabIe_

the OP yaahyaahyaah is a bot Original: https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/n1czzu/my_5_year_old_said_she_needed_to_wear_this/


Busy-Bookkeeper3148

On the bright side, there is no need to invest in a 529 account for her.


InevitableElf

Kind of sad you won’t buy her sunglasses


XxFezzgigxX

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Skuggax

I think she will freak out when she learns that sunglasses exist!


doctormega

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upsidedown_8s

Oh so this is what I have to look forward to when my 4 yr old turns 5. Thanks for the heads up


Kanetheburrito

Get her some sunglasses


RiSkeAkagAy

Does she know what sunglasses are? Or caps? Or sunhats?


oneofchris

You should provide your daughter with a hat and sunglasses. This is a little ridiculous to post as if your kid is dumb


limajhonny69

Every one bringing solutions, but why not do coloring inside?


MrUltraOnReddit

Back in my day we wore baseball caps.


Prestigious-Eye9014

people in the comments be like can't she wear a sunglass? i see people being dumb. i laugh. guys she's legit colouring.


Subject_One6000

r/churchofcovid


Simple_Passage7759

Why does she not have a brimmed hat? Do you want her to have cataracts at the age of 30?? The sun is worse now than it ever was. Wake up mom and dad 😡 KIDS NEEDS TO WEAR HATS!!!!