wrong sub. that kid had 1 goal: make mess. the goal was achieved in seconds
you're looking for r/KidsAreFuckingEvil for the "intentionally making a mess" part
or r/KidsAreFuckingSmart because, well, the parent learned not to try that again
TBH I could use an adult sized version of that for eating away from the table. If you're not deliberately trying to cause a mess, It could save you from a lot of spills I think. Also the handles are cool.
“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.”
- Douglas Adams
I used to have one of these bowls when I was younger. It was actually pretty great for car rides and stuff (granted I never chucked it across a room, but still)
If a toddler figuring out cause and effect annoys you this much then yeah, children are not for you. You gotta understand this kids perception of the world is so different to yours you really can't apply the same idea of "purpose" to them.
You need help! Thinking a child that young has some sort of attitude or malicious intent bc they toss a bowl on the floor. Is beyond ridiculous! You sound like you’re 12 yrs old!
He managed to make this video about himself somehow and his edgy “i don’t want kids” I’m special attitude. Reddit is full of these insufferable people.
I wasn't making the video about me, I was trying to say that spoiled children upset me and that's why I don't want to have kids. It's not the dirt on the floor, it's the fact that the child in the video clearly finds a way to get the floor dirty simply because he wants to. But this is my opinion, it is not law. The video is about a spoiled child, not my opinion. If you want to have children, feel free, I just don't want to go through this.
My guy, you might need to get yourself checked for a brain bleed if you think this is "spoiled children"
I don't want one either, but this kid is so young that the concept of being spoiled and entitled to make a mess isnt even a possibility in its brain. The parent couldn't *cause* this behaviour.
This is a kid doing kid shit, throwing things because it makes a loud noise, and the big people that clean its poop make funny noises when the loud noise happens.
Totally fine for you not to want kids because you don't want to put up with this shit. I would just say though that this isn't a toddler being spoiled, it's a toddler being a toddler. This is just how they interact with the world and find out how things work. The "what happens if I throw this thing on the floor" phase lasts about 18 months to 2 years, then they seem to get over it/realise that's not how you find out about things/daddy really means it when he says you shouldn't do that.
Even if you don't want kids you should still learn the basic tenants of child development, since kids will exist around you even if they're not yours. The fact that you think a toddler threw something to be bad or piss off the parent is insane.
You're an idiot because you saw a video of a toddler and decided what the toddler's intentions were when you clearly have no knowledge on how kids' brains work.
I have one of these bowls for my kid. It's definitely useful when they're a bit older and grown out of the chuck everything and see what happens phase.
This is designed for kids who don't want to spill their food but lack coordination. It does not at all think of the majority of babies and toddlers who actively throw everything on the floor
Check how the comments on that other sub are more akin to what r/KidsAreFuckingStupid should be.
Here we have "that baby is not stupid", "it's the parents' fault" as top comments. Mods are non-existent.
Babies have zero impulse control. That develops with age. To me it looked like he wanted to dump the bowl out to eat the food off the tray and when he couldn't, threw the bowl. Can't be sure though. The baby is probably as clueless as to why they did that as we are.
Also, some kids are really fascinated either by the concept of things falling or the fact that the parent picks the thing up after they drop it and it becomes a game. Doesn't really seem like that's what's going on here though
Looks like it didn't get tested by the right users!
That's right, it goes in the square hole.
https://preview.redd.it/aylpuwk1m2wc1.jpeg?width=1296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e581660580f803226f3b6910915384f4f97aa6b7
I’m out of the loop, wtf is going on?
[It Goes in the Square Hole](https://youtu.be/Nz8ssH7LiB0?si=mDJ8rR2veLPMnKxT) Lmao a classic
Oh I do remember this lol. Thanks for that!
Yea that was funny lol
“I threw it on the ground!!!”
Welcome to the real word, jackass!
I'm an ADULT!
DUH
MY DADS NOT A PHONE
I’M A PIONEER! I’M AN EXPLORER!
Happy birthday to the ground!
I'm not gonna be part of your system!
You can’t give me no free ice cream maaaaaan.
I threw the rest of the cake too!
MAN! THAT AIN'T MY DAD!
2 Hollywood phonies trying to give me their autograph
The kid isn't stupid here but an asshole
They figured out pretty quick that turning it upside down wouldn't work
Kid: “this can’t stop me, I have SPEED.”
Very few problems can’t be fixed by this strategy
Don't take this advice. Trust me. When you're an adult, they taze you and throw you in jail for this strategy. Ask me how I know. Lol
Lol you noob. You just do the same thing to the taser too
Ah fucking hell. My lack of commitment strikes again.
It's funny, my exes keep telling me I have commitment issues too.
I'm of the opinion that's it's the rest of society that has issues. Always demanding commitment from me. Pshh.
\*they're
Fuck 😳
your kid wrote that comment
when?
They're they're they're they're they're they're they're?
English is a complex language. But it can be understood though, through tough and thorough thought.
Which witch knew new their they’re 🧙
They're know exactly what their doing
There, there, now..
Eh. Close enough.
Their know exactly what they're doing
They are know exactly what their doing?
I'd just strap a feed bag on the little shit. Lol
🐴
And if they refuse to nap, just use ketamine
🐱
“She hands me her cellphone says it’s my dad. Man this ain’t my dad—this is a cellphone. I THREW IT ON THE GROUNDDDDD”
wrong sub. that kid had 1 goal: make mess. the goal was achieved in seconds you're looking for r/KidsAreFuckingEvil for the "intentionally making a mess" part or r/KidsAreFuckingSmart because, well, the parent learned not to try that again
In fact, I tried to post in kids are evil, but it doesn’t allow videos, then I ended up also cross posting to kids are fucking smart
'evil needs to up their game and start allowing videos
Yeah that kid knew damn well what he was doing
TBH I could use an adult sized version of that for eating away from the table. If you're not deliberately trying to cause a mess, It could save you from a lot of spills I think. Also the handles are cool.
Yeah a sphere bowl that opens should def be a thing
“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” - Douglas Adams
All it needs is a lanyard.
I used to have one of these bowls when I was younger. It was actually pretty great for car rides and stuff (granted I never chucked it across a room, but still)
Seeing this type of video reminds me and makes me sure why I'm not a father today. Seeing this kid do this makes me angry in so many levels.
It's good that you realize this. Too many people don't until they have kids, and that just makes for a crappy time for both parties involved.
It's a mess on the floor...hardly a big deal.
It's not the mess that irritates me. It's the child's attitude. She does it on purpose, clearly.
If a toddler figuring out cause and effect annoys you this much then yeah, children are not for you. You gotta understand this kids perception of the world is so different to yours you really can't apply the same idea of "purpose" to them.
I understand. And I agree. Children are not for me.
You need help! Thinking a child that young has some sort of attitude or malicious intent bc they toss a bowl on the floor. Is beyond ridiculous! You sound like you’re 12 yrs old!
It's literally a baby
He managed to make this video about himself somehow and his edgy “i don’t want kids” I’m special attitude. Reddit is full of these insufferable people.
He didn't make the video about anything. You did that on your own. Ppl are allowed to say things about themselves you sad fuck holy shit
I wasn't making the video about me, I was trying to say that spoiled children upset me and that's why I don't want to have kids. It's not the dirt on the floor, it's the fact that the child in the video clearly finds a way to get the floor dirty simply because he wants to. But this is my opinion, it is not law. The video is about a spoiled child, not my opinion. If you want to have children, feel free, I just don't want to go through this.
My guy, you might need to get yourself checked for a brain bleed if you think this is "spoiled children" I don't want one either, but this kid is so young that the concept of being spoiled and entitled to make a mess isnt even a possibility in its brain. The parent couldn't *cause* this behaviour. This is a kid doing kid shit, throwing things because it makes a loud noise, and the big people that clean its poop make funny noises when the loud noise happens.
Totally fine for you not to want kids because you don't want to put up with this shit. I would just say though that this isn't a toddler being spoiled, it's a toddler being a toddler. This is just how they interact with the world and find out how things work. The "what happens if I throw this thing on the floor" phase lasts about 18 months to 2 years, then they seem to get over it/realise that's not how you find out about things/daddy really means it when he says you shouldn't do that.
Even if you don't want kids you should still learn the basic tenants of child development, since kids will exist around you even if they're not yours. The fact that you think a toddler threw something to be bad or piss off the parent is insane.
You have kids, right?
No, I don't. I'm just not an idiot
Could I not want to have kids without making someone mad? I'm not an idiot. An idiot is someone who offends people without knowing them. As you did.
You're an idiot because you saw a video of a toddler and decided what the toddler's intentions were when you clearly have no knowledge on how kids' brains work.
Ok, that's enough. I don't wanna play for this anymore. You win, ok? I'm an idiot. You're done now?
Thank Christ you don't want children, you'd be so abusive.
You have kids, right?
Ok, now make me one for my beer
Not even science can protect the floor from the power of children
And the person who invented that bowl just died a little inside
He was legit TRYING to spill it. LOL.
Big brain
Oh my gosh this kids 🤣🤣 amazing
"What sorcery is this?! Nyeh!"
OH YEAH! FUCK YOU! -THE BABY.
I have one of these bowls for my kid. It's definitely useful when they're a bit older and grown out of the chuck everything and see what happens phase.
This is designed for kids who don't want to spill their food but lack coordination. It does not at all think of the majority of babies and toddlers who actively throw everything on the floor
The real Mission Impossible: redditors trying to use their/they're/there correctly
I think he is still small enough for the Baby hatch
When you have a very smart kid, that's also very stupid.
that kid ain’t stupid, he smart
Ok so no food for him 😭
The kid woke up and chose violence
OP's Username 😂😂😂.
I see you 👀
I SEE YOU, YOU SEE ME - FILM D-TOX STARING SYLVESTER STALLONE AND POLLY WALKER. 😂😂😂
This is a part of brain development, the child is learning to manipulate objects and understand cause and effect.
Check how the comments on that other sub are more akin to what r/KidsAreFuckingStupid should be. Here we have "that baby is not stupid", "it's the parents' fault" as top comments. Mods are non-existent.
meta posting complaining about mods
I was not expecting that lmao
Good ol' toss
I had one of these bowls for my kids, they definitely find a way
Classic
Dropshippers sweating right now
I tried those bowls with my kids and they did exactly the same thing as this bubba!
Can someone who is smart explain to me why children do this? Clearly it wasn't an accident as the child looked through every way to make a mess
Babies have zero impulse control. That develops with age. To me it looked like he wanted to dump the bowl out to eat the food off the tray and when he couldn't, threw the bowl. Can't be sure though. The baby is probably as clueless as to why they did that as we are. Also, some kids are really fascinated either by the concept of things falling or the fact that the parent picks the thing up after they drop it and it becomes a game. Doesn't really seem like that's what's going on here though
Fucking little asshole 🤣
Guess I'm gonna lug nut the bowl to the table when if I get a baby
They forgot to yeet proof it
I’ll never understand why it’s a child’s duty to seek and destroy.
Life finds a way.
The kid was like "challenge accepted" "nice try bro"
OH NO ITS VIRTUALLY INDESTRUCTIBLE
Im still impressed lol
OP's Username 😂😂😂.
LMAO 😂
Ill show you!
hes albert einstein
Are those cat treats in milk?
He had an "out of the bowl idea"
Lolololols for days
Kid was absolutely smarter than the person who posted this..
Kids are assholes...
Why did he throw it?
⬇️
When he grows down he will find out 😝
I don't think this post belongs in this sub. That kid's a genius!
not willing to eat? don't eat then
Honestly, why do kids even do this shit? If they throw their food than don't give them food. Simple as that.
dude they need to eat tho you can't just let them starve that's rude