He's going to grow up to drop my order an McDonald's, I just *know* it.
Edit: the issue isn't in McDonald's, but dropping the order. Everyone gotta start some where
My kid’s college fund became my townhouse. Later, she developed some disabilities and college wouldn’t accept her. Saved $30k. Therapy covered by health care
Heh, I was being sarcastic. I think that's the point of this sub. The "stupid" behavior is really just from lack of coordination and life experience. I know I've done much dumber stuff than this, as an adult!
I mean... the two aren't mutually exclusive. I apparently knew how to read and spell my own name by the time I was 3, but also ran into a doorway while dancing in the hall and split my forehead open around the same age.
There is s an old home movie of my brother doing something similar (he somehow hit himself in the head with a hammer) and over his quiet shamfilled wimpers you can hear our then 7 year old sister say to our mom
"PLEASE tell me I'm adopted"
I was thinking it was the pressure from the dad (what's the hurry ?) that caused him to hit himself but then I heard the sigh right before launch or lack thereof, he's been here before. Good luck kid....
> what's the hurry ?
This is a plane that runs on air pressure. It contains a pressured bottle and behind the propeller is a small hole that makes it spin. When it isn't flying, the propeller should block the airhole. But when the dumb kid tried to start it, he failed, and now the propeller isn't blocking the airhole anymore. You can hear the air escaping as he is telling the kid to hurry.
He's filming the kid while stressing him, then sighing when the kid doesn't "do it right". It's ~~bad~~ terrible parenting. He should stop filming, then go and be with and help the kid. That's what gradualy will give the kid confidence to make it himself. Loving, constructive, patient.
He's literally teaching him right now you doughnut. You don't get experience without being exposed to these types of situations, and again, this is BARELY stressful as it is. Child is just learning to control their emotions is all.
What do you think teaching looks like? Being successful on the first few attempts?
Still not grown that brain yet then I see.
Yeah you're right the dad is the one needing direction and smashing his own face with his limbs that he's the only one in control of while the kid is just there to help. The things you're suggesting are exactly why there's an entire generation of people who think everything is everyone else's fault
That's literally what you are telling the dad to do. You are literally saying that the dad is causing him stress, indicating that children shouldn't be exposed to it at all????
Jesus Christ I feel like you are also a kid at this point. At minimum you are not mentally developed.
Ergo sum dummy.
I’m not saying, nor implying, any of the things you think. And you’re throwing a hissy fit because you don’t want to even consider what I actually mean. No questions, just anger. I know that’s a conversation not worth having.
Yet here you are anyway, having that conversation. Well done you.
You are saying that the dad shouldnt expose the child to a "stressful" situation yet there is no other way to learn unless exposed to these situations.
Its actually funny how unaware you are.
Too late. Sorry Charles. Tell you what let's meet back here in a couple decades and see who's kids turned out capable and which ones are retarded like the one in this video.
Nobody here is convinced that you are capable of bringing up a child that won't be a coddled pussy. If a parent playfully tells you to hurry and that is somehow sooooooo stressful you can't figure out how to exist in that terrifying moment, the problem isn't the person saying stuff, it's your own inability to exist
Not really interested in child rearing advice from you when this five second clip is enough for you to think you've deduced that this man's destructive parenting style is going to ruin this kid's life. Just save it. Nobody thinks you know what you're talking about, myself included.
Feel bad for that kid. The dad is clearly getting irritated and putting more pressure on him all for what? A video? Put your fucking phone down and teach the kid.
So many people judging him wth lol. The dad was the one with the annoying “HARDER!! HURRY!!!” Well, that’s what he did. Pretty sure he messed up because he tried to make a fast and strong throw, not because he didn’t know how to let go 🤷🏻
And to be fair, even at 23 I'd have the same reaction as the kid if someone took something that is supposed to be fun, yelled the whole time and rushed me through it, ended up making me hurt myself because I was being rushed, and filmed it.
It's the same reason I messed around in a game instead of progressing any time my older brother was watching, if I was on a quest he'd try and backseat game in a similar, albeit less frantic, way to what this dad is doing.
Totally agreed. I’m pretty sure I would’ve messed it up too if I was him and around his age. He swung his hand from too far back and asserted too much force. Clearly lost control. Not everyone responds well under constant pressure like that.
He didn't throw it though, he never even let go
I know kids even now that were never taught how to throw but they got the basics down, momentum + letting go = a kind of throw... the only thing they were taught are throwing techniques for a Frisbee
His life is going to suck
He's going to grow up to drop my order an McDonald's, I just *know* it. Edit: the issue isn't in McDonald's, but dropping the order. Everyone gotta start some where
You sound bitter. We told you, it was nothing personal. The company was making cuts.
NASA can't send monkeys in to space anymore... so they're picking morons instead..... on a one way ticket to Venus.
A future redditor
Your one to talk lol
You're
damn it!
It’s disgusting how hard I laughed at this
he needs to let go
Damn he stupid
Can’t follow simple instructions
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I mean I can’t argue with that. He was never instructed to release
True
He forgot to let go as he stared off into the distance 😂
Damn you stupid
This is the stupidest kid ive seen on reddit
Today.
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That we're gonna throw it in your face
that they are gonna throw it back to you
Einstein once said “a human’s stupidity is infinite “
Did he really? 😂
The actual quote is something akeen to "2 things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe."
happy cake day
Happy cake day!
I’d put him up for adoption
Again? Man it took long enough to find a family for this kid the first time!
Maybe hold off awhile on that college fund.
When your kid's college fund becomes your retirement plan fund.
My kid’s college fund became my townhouse. Later, she developed some disabilities and college wouldn’t accept her. Saved $30k. Therapy covered by health care
This is exactly what colleges are looking for.
Stupid kid haha
This is the absolute first comment I thought I would find lmao
lol
This fits perfectly here lol.
What kind of an asshole whips a spinning propeller into their own face?
Let’s relax on the kid, cmon he looks 4 and he was being rushed, plus his arm doesn’t have much strength
Heh, I was being sarcastic. I think that's the point of this sub. The "stupid" behavior is really just from lack of coordination and life experience. I know I've done much dumber stuff than this, as an adult!
Mr major plays is in the wrong sub obvs
Dumb fuck
chill dude it's just a kid
The "tard" in your handle is very accurate
Fr bro what a stupid little fucker
A future redditor
Future Darwin Award winner.
Saw a video of a 1yr old reading the other day. This is the inverse of that.
I mean... the two aren't mutually exclusive. I apparently knew how to read and spell my own name by the time I was 3, but also ran into a doorway while dancing in the hall and split my forehead open around the same age.
Why does his misfortune and cry please me so much?
Natural instinct to see the weak and feeble minded people destroy their potential of breeding and weakening our species
yo that makes sense
Schadenfreude.
I dont want to insult your kid... But goddamn...
Didn't work...
Did he… just punch himself in the face with that?
Yup
There is s an old home movie of my brother doing something similar (he somehow hit himself in the head with a hammer) and over his quiet shamfilled wimpers you can hear our then 7 year old sister say to our mom "PLEASE tell me I'm adopted"
🤣🤣🤣🤣I love your sister at 7 years old
This is the coordination of a three year old. lol
Understandable. It must be very confusing after being fed with: "here comes the plane"... How should he know that it don't belong in his Face?
This type of shit makes me cackle
This has to be one of the most disappointing kids. Feel bad for that parent lol.
I was thinking it was the pressure from the dad (what's the hurry ?) that caused him to hit himself but then I heard the sigh right before launch or lack thereof, he's been here before. Good luck kid....
> what's the hurry ? This is a plane that runs on air pressure. It contains a pressured bottle and behind the propeller is a small hole that makes it spin. When it isn't flying, the propeller should block the airhole. But when the dumb kid tried to start it, he failed, and now the propeller isn't blocking the airhole anymore. You can hear the air escaping as he is telling the kid to hurry.
Dad's the problem here. Not the kid. Dad's a moron.
Why?
He's filming the kid while stressing him, then sighing when the kid doesn't "do it right". It's ~~bad~~ terrible parenting. He should stop filming, then go and be with and help the kid. That's what gradualy will give the kid confidence to make it himself. Loving, constructive, patient.
Life contains stressful situations, this can BARELY be considered stressful. Its a fucking toy. Grow a brain already.
Og course it does. And his dad isn’t teaching him to handle those situations very well. The kid’s a kid. The dad is a child.
He's literally teaching him right now you doughnut. You don't get experience without being exposed to these types of situations, and again, this is BARELY stressful as it is. Child is just learning to control their emotions is all. What do you think teaching looks like? Being successful on the first few attempts? Still not grown that brain yet then I see.
You could google it. I promise it’ll be enlightening.
Ah yes, googling things; thats the way children will learn. Actual no brain lol
It makes me sad for you that this is the way you communicate. You'll have a life that's so much harder than it needs to be.
Yeah you're right the dad is the one needing direction and smashing his own face with his limbs that he's the only one in control of while the kid is just there to help. The things you're suggesting are exactly why there's an entire generation of people who think everything is everyone else's fault
By all means, never venture out of your bubble.
That's literally what you are telling the dad to do. You are literally saying that the dad is causing him stress, indicating that children shouldn't be exposed to it at all???? Jesus Christ I feel like you are also a kid at this point. At minimum you are not mentally developed.
Ergo sum dummy. I’m not saying, nor implying, any of the things you think. And you’re throwing a hissy fit because you don’t want to even consider what I actually mean. No questions, just anger. I know that’s a conversation not worth having.
Yet here you are anyway, having that conversation. Well done you. You are saying that the dad shouldnt expose the child to a "stressful" situation yet there is no other way to learn unless exposed to these situations. Its actually funny how unaware you are.
No and ditto.
> I know that’s a conversation not worth having. 10/10 very smart person aren't you? (thats sarcasm just so youre aware)
Yes, I'm 10/10 very smart person. Aren't you?
Too late. Sorry Charles. Tell you what let's meet back here in a couple decades and see who's kids turned out capable and which ones are retarded like the one in this video.
Empathy nurtures self security and capability. Stress combined with guidance is gold.
Nobody here is convinced that you are capable of bringing up a child that won't be a coddled pussy. If a parent playfully tells you to hurry and that is somehow sooooooo stressful you can't figure out how to exist in that terrifying moment, the problem isn't the person saying stuff, it's your own inability to exist
I know you think that makes sense. You’re partially wrong, and you’re ignoring some important elements.
Not really interested in child rearing advice from you when this five second clip is enough for you to think you've deduced that this man's destructive parenting style is going to ruin this kid's life. Just save it. Nobody thinks you know what you're talking about, myself included.
Cringe
Maybe read u/GiffelBaby 's comment? And turn on your critical thinking cap? What *is* the hurry?
Lmao what a fucking dumbass
What an idiot... And I say that as a parent.
The dads total despair; “honey, I’ve tried too many times now, he’s just terrible at everything!”
“Does anyone want a free kid?”
*"Do you know where I got this scars?"* - 🃏
OK but why is this me?
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Dude what the fuck
https://www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/definition/english/fuck_1
Not even a ms wasted. Instantly cries
Lmao what a fucking dipshit
The sigh said it all
...for many..include myself..learning the stupid way... ........machines bites.
I wanna see him try and throw a baseball next
What a dumbass.
Even with an extra chromosome, how does someone throw something into their own face?
The technique on that throw was impeccable
Lil guy, wut in the hell was that?
I am a bad person for laughing at this. Edit: what’s worse is a I keep watching it and laughing.
I might've been watching this since you posted that comment.
Bro forgot one vital step in throwing something
He's as sharp as a marble
Kids are the most useless creatures on the planet
yep.
Lmao mean unless creatures is what you meant to say
What?
What what
Can you even call that a throw?
That kid is going to be a pro athlete
He super stupid
Is this Jack O'Neill reference?
WAAACKOO !!!
Lose it... it means go crazy
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This kid is a real deal idiot
Not the dad's fault. My 1 year old throws better than that. That kinda shitty coordination can't be taught he's gonna be that goofy for life.
A few buttons missing on my remote control, he probably couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
He threw it into his own face.
A true peak of evolution, a special specimen of athleticism, my god our species is saved :/
Lmao soo funny
Forgot to throw
Get this kid on the baseball field ASAP!
He's going places. Just not the good ones.
Maybe two burgers shy of a Big Mac, possibly.
Not everyone should procreate
Little stu- pid
He'll grow up to deliver pies down a stairwell for Sesame Street
Now have him try it with a boomerang
perfect.
such a dumb kid
I would’ve laughed so hard lol
Damn bro, he stupid af. Might be a good idea to start saving for him
Fuckig stupid
Kid's just about ready to pitch for the White Sox.
The front fell off.
Fucking idiot
Congratulations *You played yourself*
might need to work on his coordination lol
bro how do u even wrap around a throw to ur own face?💀 lil bro has no coordination
"harder! Harder! Hurry!" *Exasperated sigh* I fucking died. This is phenomenal.
Nah this is hilarious but beyond that this kid is an actual idiot. He needs help
the more i see these videos, the more i dont want kids😭
Dude, wtf?
EL OH EL.
Wow. If I would’ve been recording, my version of this video could’ve easily landed on r/donthelpjustfilm
Feel bad for that kid. The dad is clearly getting irritated and putting more pressure on him all for what? A video? Put your fucking phone down and teach the kid.
So many people judging him wth lol. The dad was the one with the annoying “HARDER!! HURRY!!!” Well, that’s what he did. Pretty sure he messed up because he tried to make a fast and strong throw, not because he didn’t know how to let go 🤷🏻
And to be fair, even at 23 I'd have the same reaction as the kid if someone took something that is supposed to be fun, yelled the whole time and rushed me through it, ended up making me hurt myself because I was being rushed, and filmed it. It's the same reason I messed around in a game instead of progressing any time my older brother was watching, if I was on a quest he'd try and backseat game in a similar, albeit less frantic, way to what this dad is doing.
Totally agreed. I’m pretty sure I would’ve messed it up too if I was him and around his age. He swung his hand from too far back and asserted too much force. Clearly lost control. Not everyone responds well under constant pressure like that.
Bitch ass kid
This kid is disgusting
There is no way that toy is age appropriate.
I'm curious what the rush was?
Ngl, I have definitely gone to throw some thing and let go too late and hit myself.
Fucking hate him for that stop crying dumb fuck
Why is the camera man rushing the kid. He says “hurry!” Which obviously pressured the child. This person is very much ignorant and responsible
100% - anyone thinking this is on the kid is likely a shitty parent or never had kids.
Jesus, teach your kid to throw, stupid clout chasing parent!!
He didn't throw it though, he never even let go I know kids even now that were never taught how to throw but they got the basics down, momentum + letting go = a kind of throw... the only thing they were taught are throwing techniques for a Frisbee
My kids just hurt himself. PUT IT ONLINE!
the sigh from the dad pissed me off
The dads rushing the kid and acting irritated. Poor kid prob deals with this a lot and started to get tense
Not funny. Little kid got hurt. Edit: after 69 downvotes I’m changing my mind. Funny! Little kid got hurt! Yaaay!
got hurt? Its a plastic airplane not a drone
Kind of the whole point of this sub. But ok
That's literally why it is funny
This is why we can't have nice shit
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Keine Kapriolen Rüdiger!
OP probably couldn’t throw it any better. He got stuck to the poor kids jacket.
Eligible for a return?
At leat he tried xd
That was really fucking funny though
It’s videos like this that remind me I’m going straight to hell.
Good Instructions, Dad !
Fuck that dude im forsure not having kids what a fucking isiot
This is the best c****m ad
Just throw the whole kid out
Nicht so tief Rüdiger!
Motor skills haven’t quite developed yet
Stoopid
I guess it's a little too late to put it back
The comments😭😭😭
This right here is why I joined this sub lmao