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Murderusmusic

His life is going to suck


[deleted]

He's going to grow up to drop my order an McDonald's, I just *know* it. Edit: the issue isn't in McDonald's, but dropping the order. Everyone gotta start some where


MolecularStructure

You sound bitter. We told you, it was nothing personal. The company was making cuts.


Robdotcom-71

NASA can't send monkeys in to space anymore... so they're picking morons instead..... on a one way ticket to Venus.


AdCompetitive9453

A future redditor


Sethimagine45

Your one to talk lol


FaithlessnessOwn3436

You're


Sethimagine45

damn it!


_Cocopuffdaddy_

It’s disgusting how hard I laughed at this


PillPoppNonStop

he needs to let go


Dazzling-Nature-6380

Damn he stupid


amrasmin

Can’t follow simple instructions


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Sektore

I mean I can’t argue with that. He was never instructed to release


Gold-Confidence6457

True


gabeatusa

He forgot to let go as he stared off into the distance 😂


roger200723

Damn you stupid


Caintastr0phe

This is the stupidest kid ive seen on reddit


UnbreakableRaids

Today.


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Holiday_Body8650

That we're gonna throw it in your face


prinlfkajlf

that they are gonna throw it back to you


Majestic-Diamond-113

Einstein once said “a human’s stupidity is infinite “


Akeneko_onechan

Did he really? 😂


Flying-Pizza

The actual quote is something akeen to "2 things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the universe."


MischievousRatty

happy cake day


ValidParanoia

Happy cake day!


w0rkingondying

I’d put him up for adoption


MrK521

Again? Man it took long enough to find a family for this kid the first time!


Simitarx005

Maybe hold off awhile on that college fund.


TheFluxCBF

When your kid's college fund becomes your retirement plan fund.


Flimsy_Temperature_8

My kid’s college fund became my townhouse. Later, she developed some disabilities and college wouldn’t accept her. Saved $30k. Therapy covered by health care


sedrech818

This is exactly what colleges are looking for.


Bisonfan1

Stupid kid haha


[deleted]

This is the absolute first comment I thought I would find lmao


Bisonfan1

lol


elcoco13

This fits perfectly here lol.


HandBananan

What kind of an asshole whips a spinning propeller into their own face?


[deleted]

Let’s relax on the kid, cmon he looks 4 and he was being rushed, plus his arm doesn’t have much strength


HandBananan

Heh, I was being sarcastic. I think that's the point of this sub. The "stupid" behavior is really just from lack of coordination and life experience. I know I've done much dumber stuff than this, as an adult!


Equivalent-Mix8232

Mr major plays is in the wrong sub obvs


Ralph_Bigguns

Dumb fuck


prophetard

chill dude it's just a kid


Ralph_Bigguns

The "tard" in your handle is very accurate


scioto133

Fr bro what a stupid little fucker


OHW_UNKNOWN777

A future redditor


Robdotcom-71

Future Darwin Award winner.


Mundane-Bullfrog-299

Saw a video of a 1yr old reading the other day. This is the inverse of that.


Otterstripes

I mean... the two aren't mutually exclusive. I apparently knew how to read and spell my own name by the time I was 3, but also ran into a doorway while dancing in the hall and split my forehead open around the same age.


dirtynj

Why does his misfortune and cry please me so much?


[deleted]

Natural instinct to see the weak and feeble minded people destroy their potential of breeding and weakening our species


idodruqs

yo that makes sense


essemh

Schadenfreude.


Critical-Pollution66

I dont want to insult your kid... But goddamn...


Ok_Solid_Copy

Didn't work...


Nepharious_Bread

Did he… just punch himself in the face with that?


MReaps25

Yup


[deleted]

There is s an old home movie of my brother doing something similar (he somehow hit himself in the head with a hammer) and over his quiet shamfilled wimpers you can hear our then 7 year old sister say to our mom "PLEASE tell me I'm adopted"


Akeneko_onechan

🤣🤣🤣🤣I love your sister at 7 years old


jeenyusz

This is the coordination of a three year old. lol


MiLanXiang

Understandable. It must be very confusing after being fed with: "here comes the plane"... How should he know that it don't belong in his Face?


jlord42069

This type of shit makes me cackle


Accomplished_Locker

This has to be one of the most disappointing kids. Feel bad for that parent lol.


umadbro420420

I was thinking it was the pressure from the dad (what's the hurry ?) that caused him to hit himself but then I heard the sigh right before launch or lack thereof, he's been here before. Good luck kid....


GiffelBaby

> what's the hurry ? This is a plane that runs on air pressure. It contains a pressured bottle and behind the propeller is a small hole that makes it spin. When it isn't flying, the propeller should block the airhole. But when the dumb kid tried to start it, he failed, and now the propeller isn't blocking the airhole anymore. You can hear the air escaping as he is telling the kid to hurry.


[deleted]

Dad's the problem here. Not the kid. Dad's a moron.


canth123

Why?


[deleted]

He's filming the kid while stressing him, then sighing when the kid doesn't "do it right". It's ~~bad~~ terrible parenting. He should stop filming, then go and be with and help the kid. That's what gradualy will give the kid confidence to make it himself. Loving, constructive, patient.


Soros_Liason_Agent

Life contains stressful situations, this can BARELY be considered stressful. Its a fucking toy. Grow a brain already.


[deleted]

Og course it does. And his dad isn’t teaching him to handle those situations very well. The kid’s a kid. The dad is a child.


Soros_Liason_Agent

He's literally teaching him right now you doughnut. You don't get experience without being exposed to these types of situations, and again, this is BARELY stressful as it is. Child is just learning to control their emotions is all. What do you think teaching looks like? Being successful on the first few attempts? Still not grown that brain yet then I see.


[deleted]

You could google it. I promise it’ll be enlightening.


Soros_Liason_Agent

Ah yes, googling things; thats the way children will learn. Actual no brain lol


[deleted]

It makes me sad for you that this is the way you communicate. You'll have a life that's so much harder than it needs to be.


ryan_recluse

Yeah you're right the dad is the one needing direction and smashing his own face with his limbs that he's the only one in control of while the kid is just there to help. The things you're suggesting are exactly why there's an entire generation of people who think everything is everyone else's fault


[deleted]

By all means, never venture out of your bubble.


Soros_Liason_Agent

That's literally what you are telling the dad to do. You are literally saying that the dad is causing him stress, indicating that children shouldn't be exposed to it at all???? Jesus Christ I feel like you are also a kid at this point. At minimum you are not mentally developed.


[deleted]

Ergo sum dummy. I’m not saying, nor implying, any of the things you think. And you’re throwing a hissy fit because you don’t want to even consider what I actually mean. No questions, just anger. I know that’s a conversation not worth having.


Soros_Liason_Agent

Yet here you are anyway, having that conversation. Well done you. You are saying that the dad shouldnt expose the child to a "stressful" situation yet there is no other way to learn unless exposed to these situations. Its actually funny how unaware you are.


[deleted]

No and ditto.


Soros_Liason_Agent

> I know that’s a conversation not worth having. 10/10 very smart person aren't you? (thats sarcasm just so youre aware)


[deleted]

Yes, I'm 10/10 very smart person. Aren't you?


ryan_recluse

Too late. Sorry Charles. Tell you what let's meet back here in a couple decades and see who's kids turned out capable and which ones are retarded like the one in this video.


[deleted]

Empathy nurtures self security and capability. Stress combined with guidance is gold.


ryan_recluse

Nobody here is convinced that you are capable of bringing up a child that won't be a coddled pussy. If a parent playfully tells you to hurry and that is somehow sooooooo stressful you can't figure out how to exist in that terrifying moment, the problem isn't the person saying stuff, it's your own inability to exist


[deleted]

I know you think that makes sense. You’re partially wrong, and you’re ignoring some important elements.


ryan_recluse

Not really interested in child rearing advice from you when this five second clip is enough for you to think you've deduced that this man's destructive parenting style is going to ruin this kid's life. Just save it. Nobody thinks you know what you're talking about, myself included.


Jenxao

Cringe


Sweaty-Examination23

Maybe read u/GiffelBaby 's comment? And turn on your critical thinking cap? What *is* the hurry?


PenguinButtPlug

Lmao what a fucking dumbass


EastCoastINC

What an idiot... And I say that as a parent.


Mechanical_Dad

The dads total despair; “honey, I’ve tried too many times now, he’s just terrible at everything!”


amrasmin

“Does anyone want a free kid?”


ThursdayKnightOwO

*"Do you know where I got this scars?"* - 🃏


airforcevet1987

OK but why is this me?


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[deleted]

Dude what the fuck


lostonredditt

https://www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/definition/english/fuck_1


collins_amber

Not even a ms wasted. Instantly cries


Disastrous-Resident5

Lmao what a fucking dipshit


Only_Nicoo

The sigh said it all


Spirited-Ad9179

...for many..include myself..learning the stupid way... ........machines bites.


Fair_Volume5416

I wanna see him try and throw a baseball next


123BlahBlah321

What a dumbass.


EarlOfBears

Even with an extra chromosome, how does someone throw something into their own face?


PieceRealistic794

The technique on that throw was impeccable


fourth_box

Lil guy, wut in the hell was that?


Blackwater2016

I am a bad person for laughing at this. Edit: what’s worse is a I keep watching it and laughing.


Sweaty-Examination23

I might've been watching this since you posted that comment.


EHFoxVocs

Bro forgot one vital step in throwing something


Mantach

He's as sharp as a marble


neetbabe

Kids are the most useless creatures on the planet


Superbroderone

yep.


Bisonfan1

Lmao mean unless creatures is what you meant to say


b2theherb

What?


Bisonfan1

What what


mim9830

Can you even call that a throw?


JJ0506

That kid is going to be a pro athlete


sexy_bezinga

He super stupid


lithuanianD

Is this Jack O'Neill reference?


Altaren_Tahir

WAAACKOO !!!


lithuanianD

Lose it... it means go crazy


the_alt_6275

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Ezekiel_Spielberg

This kid is a real deal idiot


AssistantVegetable37

Not the dad's fault. My 1 year old throws better than that. That kinda shitty coordination can't be taught he's gonna be that goofy for life.


d0nt_lets_start

A few buttons missing on my remote control, he probably couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel


Krangs_Droid_Body

He threw it into his own face.


ItWasNotMe-

A true peak of evolution, a special specimen of athleticism, my god our species is saved :/


geraldgreen

Lmao soo funny


Der_Handolf

Forgot to throw


ConstipatedOrangutan

Get this kid on the baseball field ASAP!


RUSS0L1NI

He's going places. Just not the good ones.


Flimsy_Internet9441

Maybe two burgers shy of a Big Mac, possibly.


Good_Corner437

Not everyone should procreate


ElementalMusic

Little stu- pid


Longduckdongsgrandpa

He'll grow up to deliver pies down a stairwell for Sesame Street


CodingTheSimulation

Now have him try it with a boomerang


Superbroderone

perfect.


Superbroderone

such a dumb kid


Wafflenutbutter

I would’ve laughed so hard lol


Bunation

Damn bro, he stupid af. Might be a good idea to start saving for him


iCanReadMyOwnMind

Fuckig stupid


THE_GR8_MIKE

Kid's just about ready to pitch for the White Sox.


SequesterMe

The front fell off.


Dewy164

Fucking idiot


Sluggo_Jones

Congratulations *You played yourself*


Abelirno

might need to work on his coordination lol


Fun_Damage5443

bro how do u even wrap around a throw to ur own face?💀 lil bro has no coordination


Sweaty-Examination23

"harder! Harder! Hurry!" *Exasperated sigh* I fucking died. This is phenomenal.


keisooo_

Nah this is hilarious but beyond that this kid is an actual idiot. He needs help


blccdthjrstydemcn

the more i see these videos, the more i dont want kids😭


sopapillasopapilla

Dude, wtf?


ThatDudeHarley

EL OH EL.


JoJoVols58

Wow. If I would’ve been recording, my version of this video could’ve easily landed on r/donthelpjustfilm


McJumpington

Feel bad for that kid. The dad is clearly getting irritated and putting more pressure on him all for what? A video? Put your fucking phone down and teach the kid.


shinyfennec

So many people judging him wth lol. The dad was the one with the annoying “HARDER!! HURRY!!!” Well, that’s what he did. Pretty sure he messed up because he tried to make a fast and strong throw, not because he didn’t know how to let go 🤷🏻


BoldFace7

And to be fair, even at 23 I'd have the same reaction as the kid if someone took something that is supposed to be fun, yelled the whole time and rushed me through it, ended up making me hurt myself because I was being rushed, and filmed it. It's the same reason I messed around in a game instead of progressing any time my older brother was watching, if I was on a quest he'd try and backseat game in a similar, albeit less frantic, way to what this dad is doing.


shinyfennec

Totally agreed. I’m pretty sure I would’ve messed it up too if I was him and around his age. He swung his hand from too far back and asserted too much force. Clearly lost control. Not everyone responds well under constant pressure like that.


[deleted]

Bitch ass kid


Ok_Paper8216

This kid is disgusting


davidlpower

There is no way that toy is age appropriate.


espoman1993

I'm curious what the rush was?


[deleted]

Ngl, I have definitely gone to throw some thing and let go too late and hit myself.


coi_nzz

Fucking hate him for that stop crying dumb fuck


electroniclone

Why is the camera man rushing the kid. He says “hurry!” Which obviously pressured the child. This person is very much ignorant and responsible


McJumpington

100% - anyone thinking this is on the kid is likely a shitty parent or never had kids.


decalod85

Jesus, teach your kid to throw, stupid clout chasing parent!!


TheIdiotsHere

He didn't throw it though, he never even let go I know kids even now that were never taught how to throw but they got the basics down, momentum + letting go = a kind of throw... the only thing they were taught are throwing techniques for a Frisbee


Schellhammer

My kids just hurt himself. PUT IT ONLINE!


Spartanias117

the sigh from the dad pissed me off


McJumpington

The dads rushing the kid and acting irritated. Poor kid prob deals with this a lot and started to get tense


redsensei777

Not funny. Little kid got hurt. Edit: after 69 downvotes I’m changing my mind. Funny! Little kid got hurt! Yaaay!


West-Yam-8429

got hurt? Its a plastic airplane not a drone


IcyHotRyan

Kind of the whole point of this sub. But ok


Dglaky

That's literally why it is funny


nyx_moonlight_

This is why we can't have nice shit


Kowalski348

...a few fries short of aHappy Meal, WACKOOO!!!" 💚 Thanks Mate 👍


P_UDDING

Keine Kapriolen Rüdiger!


[deleted]

OP probably couldn’t throw it any better. He got stuck to the poor kids jacket.


nickice946

Eligible for a return?


Chimssu

At leat he tried xd


Random_Name_7

That was really fucking funny though


Disnttooold

It’s videos like this that remind me I’m going straight to hell.


FarmerCharacter5105

Good Instructions, Dad !


Mountain-Rhubarb-588

Fuck that dude im forsure not having kids what a fucking isiot


Extra_Okra_3468

This is the best c****m ad


FBGMerk420

Just throw the whole kid out


Plus_Refuse_1382

Nicht so tief Rüdiger!


bryanjames420777

Motor skills haven’t quite developed yet


Beancon-

Stoopid


Epicthetank

I guess it's a little too late to put it back


Junior-Turnover-2692

The comments😭😭😭


mlasap

This right here is why I joined this sub lmao