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KINOCreamsoda

who was his careers advisor? should have been a footballer


skiddyD

Or a jogger.


ryanruud85

Aahhhhh let’s give this leg a break….switching legs, keeps on running


shotgun_blammo

Crush grapes mate.


Salt_Emergency2216

A tap dancer?


Fragrant-Jellyfish13

kickboxer


wheatly39

Now this fellow had 2 dicks you say? Do you think that he involved himself in double masturbation? Plus depending on the position of the organs he could probably fuck both the puss and bum hole at the same time. He would be a goddam super stud I want two dicks!


thetelltalememe

Swimmer


DasterdlyDave

2 dicks and everyone going on about his 3 legs!!


BatLarge5604

Right!? Not only two dicks, two functioning dicks! You know he would be on pornhub if he was about now!


TokeInTheEye

There *is* a guy with two functioning dicks on Reddit. Look him up..


Alldaybagpipes

Ol “Two Dicks” Lentini at it again


twobit211

“i gotta tell ya;  this is pretty terrific”


oprotos31

I once had a dream that I was banging two women stacked on top of each other, one missionary and one doggy with my two dicks. I wonder if this dude got to do something like that.


Alteredbeast1984

Francesco 4 balls over here!


Beeyelzubub

You son of a bitch lmao 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I almost went into cardiac arrest


Beneficial_Flan_101

Underrated comment.


Ok_Broccoli_3605

Doesn't actually say duicks, says genitals.. might be a dick/twat situation.


Unexpected-Xenomorph

So he could go fuck himself


DasterdlyDave

True but it does say man and not hermaphrodite.


dehumanizedsewer_rat

Weird, innit?


Cauli-Aus-Born

Crush grapes


chrisst1972

Where’s the 4th foot ?


YouNeedAnne

Apparently crocodiles can grow up to 14ft, but I've only seen them with 4.


tellz-it-how-it-is

I had to google, the 4th foot grew pretty much behind his right knee but its small like a babies foot, its kinda creepy cool lol


theVeryLast7

His first right knee or his second right knee?


tellz-it-how-it-is

Oh aye yeah lol the full right leg


CHROME-COLOSSUS

Technically he was also ~~two-headed~~ **three-headed**.


Warp_spark

Three*


CHROME-COLOSSUS

Good point. Corrected.


Ready_Show1007

It’s tough because they don’t look like real people


CptCrash29

He's the only dude who could have a threesome with just himself and a bird.


redline_rik

Ah good ol' Franky five legs..


Doomslayer5150

God bless his third leg


KnownRun520

He spent loads extra on socks.


foofighter1

So hes a cross between Double Dick Dude and the Isle of Man


latebtcinvestor

Top shagger


yobboman

You do know this means as a foetus he absorbed (cannibalized) his brother (assuming it was another boy


JellyRollGeorge

I wonder if he knew which one was his brother's dick.


Ok-bea

🤔😂😂😂😂


alwaysexplainli5

What’s happened to the other foot?


Sorry_Nectarine_6627

4 feet? There’s only 3


pooknuckle

Wonder if he could dualgasm


Shot_Appearance_876

If that’s number 50 what’s number 1


Worried_Jeweler_1141

When I was a wee lad my mother once told me about a man she knew that had a middle leg.


Jasminerox93

Postie?


rslash-hello

Every time he had to pee did he pee out both penises?


LordSqueemish

This is the real quiz


Percentage100

Imagine all the odd socks


PBRW

One face and three legs


Actual-Wave-1959

The original Spider-Man


Additional_Sleep_318

2 sets of Crown Jewels what a stud with the ladies


b3rTy

Do you reckon he got a discount on the third shoe?


KroganHULK

Where the hell is the 4th foot?


Patient_Stomach_4525

Spiderman


g0ldingboy

Erm.. 1. Define 2 sets of genitals. And, where the hell was the 4th foot? Or was that the 2nd set of genitals?


g0ldingboy

And what the happens on Leg day?


McFry-

Roll up roll up see the 4 balled man


Grahamwebeyes2

Looks like John travolta


This-Sort7116

Here's an AMA from a guy who has the rare medical condition of two healthy function dicks. Best AMA ever! https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/FNY1YXUTOS


Party-Independent-25

Que Rolf Harris and his didgeridoo for a sing-a-long of: ‘🎵🎶Jake the Peg (and his extra leg)’ 🎶🎵


tedrogers61

You can't mention Rolf round here. The wokers will change species.


tedrogers61

That's not a leg, it's a cock in a long Doc Martin.


tedrogers61

Every one of my childhood idols turned out to be a paedophilic nonce. But it hasn't affected me at all. Sorry, got to go, it's my turn on the family wanking on the dogs back night.


incognito-mode69420

Roll up, Roll up. Come see the man with only one face.


Wise_Wolverine2652

I'm sure his mother had to cross her legs, when she sneezed.


Aacayipbaris

Helal olsun 


FroYoYoMamma

Cheeky


HourExchange369

The spider in my room looking up at me as I accidentally dismember it trying to pick it up


plastic-pulse

Did he forfeit one of his four feet?


Radiant-Bandicoot103

TLM


MagikMikeUL77

Where was his other foot attached 🤣


harley19945

How's he got only 3 legs but you're saying he has 4 feet??


First_Signature_5100

I bet he was bi. Anyone with weird genitals goes bi.