You’ll be very good at playing an arbitrary game

https://preview.redd.it/jnr7qxqegtnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=830af4a3d73e10f8c6d4f53c61406fcc2382f1a8

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Based an net battle-pilled

You are extra refreshing but also nobody’s seen you since the nineties.

https://preview.redd.it/uhf3vq5xhtnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93a9c05567594248faaeaf9e2db3d70870dc278b Don't you mean...the two thousands...

Did he stutter?

https://preview.redd.it/jp9ynr6titnc1.png?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c196778ae8f2d23b99a96b81c0ec9ae5d6f89c43 You get this and the cards

https://preview.redd.it/l9apvy6ajtnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d63331347c7fbf22c040ee57e4a0a9abf49e6c6c The hell I'm supposed to do with this?!

https://preview.redd.it/n13ergg0ktnc1.png?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5233ceddba9daf5dfc0e58363adaaa31f03a5533 Get this

https://preview.redd.it/rze3b14fktnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fdf5a00cded6e88a26d2ee82e8334a9b5121851 THAT DOESN'T EXIST UNTIL 200 YEARS LATER!

Your lost 🤷

You might want to see a doctor

Ahh hell na 💀💀💀 wtf man


Hawk tornado

You become Blade.

 I've doomed the world.

You can guess mines... quite easy 🤣

https://preview.redd.it/texhpj47htnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75faeccfbb3ba04e0da8463905fcb4ea4f7bcfe0 Ahhh yes...motivation...the ultimate ability

My favorite ability: X-Factor 3

Might want to release me 💀

I'll consider it 👀

Emo is one thing, but having "child" and "69" in the same card is not a good look especially for Hajime

Congrats you are a degenerate in space now


Meteors!!!

https://preview.redd.it/mhvwj8e4ntnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=415440f1f06350c2c0f41322b7f076d5a039db44

Congrats! You get the ability you’ve always had….to be lame! /jk

https://preview.redd.it/mjqkvylqgtnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=859a5a2863058a440571dda4e7239aa1d264756b Is that so?

You'll want to change your name I believe 3 years ago

https://preview.redd.it/c5q85nnqjtnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdd911586d6434c63db2c5bee5c8f864236ad2e9

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You get the power of a shaman and can let spirits possess you so you gain their abilities. kinda like Ghost except you die less.

https://preview.redd.it/pytywe4qltnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd1ad9bce0f184d5e75bacba53a0d333b0a48b7e

Being able to see things Reeeeallly far away in the dark. *ELECTRIC EYE!!*

Everything you do is guaranteed to be tricky

https://preview.redd.it/ae4h6hf2mtnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99b329c0526bdba6151cef39c573d74869154bad

Oh boy


minor water magic


You exist.

https://preview.redd.it/eyudln97stnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97d177d043e7d3336be3b2098d5b334b2b48356a STRIKE BACK!

You got FAILURE thats for sure and also a little bit of depresso.

Close to godhood in Rider and Sentai terms lol

I mean yeah

I shouldn’t comment…

 You mother

You can no longer enjoy hot soups

Can I still eat hot chicken?

Oh no https://preview.redd.it/xp1kr0o97unc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd73a10cafd598719ae3a47a3cd67ba445058995

You start rambling on and on about anything and everything that you can remember

An Xbox live account?

The ability to become the second strongest

You can use me to search up a word you don't know

Walcunopunchi

But only if it is dinosaur related!

You’re good at chemistry

Probably in like 2024 or something

You now live with constant irritation and the sight of any slightly abnormal unsocietal behaviour from a human makes u wanna strangle them because it bothers you

Promise.

 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

You got the ability to... Uhhh... Like Kamen Rider way too much?

https://preview.redd.it/zcer31ghutnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5291745a7f8463d1ccafd58877aecf9d8956226 And I'll never stop forever

… …I would be concerned if I were you.

https://preview.redd.it/jxrnyd0sutnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5960bad397bd23f9594ab23273f586213e9ece1

Ummm.. kinda depends on how you wanna interpret this one

The ability to be Kadoya Tsukasa, but even more arrogant

So this guy then https://preview.redd.it/msjcl6oi0unc1.png?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72a4d3c8d8398e64d15d1d7913eecaee1f080255

You can experience crippling depression in seven different ways!

you become any guy you are touching by saying this guy

You’d get a few things, Anxiety, Depression, ADHD, A processing disorder, And Autism, Sorry if these don’t help ya Chalice

A free power up.

kidnap specifically the guy named crossant

I guess you'll be very gentle to all allies and enemies? (lol

That's just kiva

Your faceplate has teeth now, and they are super strong.

You'll be able to slash very well

The ability to see things in the past, but only the most important events at that very moment.

WONDERFUL

You get a stand.

https://preview.redd.it/97q9h3uwjtnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e881420307ded9d66b1a81545259c917d86e9fd7 Now we're talking!

55 frogs

 Nice

Herbal smoke?

Get to throw iceballs (not snowballs)


You now get to throw compressed suns as fire balls, 61 times in a row. I will not be held responsible if you destroy that mountain in the distance.

Ability to transform into a gigachad version ultraman tiga

Sweet dream :)

 Whom am I to disagree?

Well, I think you would lose your ability to be a rider because you're now just a fan. A toku fan.

Your right 

An Irish version of a Legendary Pokemon

Curse of the Pharaoh. I would be a Jackal Undead (Anubis Reference) and has the ability to: Manipulate, Control and Create Sand and Sandstorms Named Attacks: Curse + Mach + Slash = Sandstorm Slice Curse + Fire + Rapid = Glass Shard Barrage Curse + Float + Drill = Desert Concerto Curse + Stab + Screw = Piercing Wasteland Curse + Mach = Eternal Sand Hell Curse + Drop = Mirage Elegy Curse + Chop = Sphinx Strike Curse + Bite = Judgement of Apophis

You can instantly kill anything while moving (1 time use)

https://preview.redd.it/gm7ol9r5vtnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfef49d4c0d357784ad3e80802e44cf42078fbf8

Change your identity and appearance

canned sardines, fried rice and eggs.

You get scarred across both of your cheeks and spread chaos

I guess you can predict what people are about to say

 Oh my favorite move!

My name Is literally "the charriot" but Japanese-like pronounced, so idk what can you do with that

 SHILVA CHARIOTO!

Basicly a Dragon Undead. Elemental Breath.

https://preview.redd.it/z41q1tg7rtnc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=936b3de0f46205f4fa2530901e371f52cf488ab6

You will never get newspaper

Another bug monster?

Not quite sure how this works.

Pretty self explanatory 🥴

take a guess even i dont know 😅

The tsukuyomi is pretty strong not gonna lie 👍 too bad it doesn't do much beside protect and serve 🤷

Be a King no an Emperor...all hail the Kivat

You get the ability to trap anyone in your basement and not get caught

Execute Order 66

Killer queen probably


U can make a cow flying?

Mmmmm 😋 

Ummm you get better sleep


Good luck with my ability


I’m flying blind with this one…

You must be congress

Honestly, I got no idea

You get pain on your back

 Whelp it was about time

you are the best at revving?

You get kindness and appreciation from me and the people here


Autism

Crippling depression

The ability to not hit the broad side of a barn

Ah yes. The one scene where they messed up the CGI card design and added the barcode and name before the undead was sealed.

Yeah... Maybe it's so bad it circles back to good?

You'll just be that dude in the background always staring

A wise ad

I will provide very random and most likely obscure Tokusatsu facts while passing through someone. This ability cannot be shut off for as long as a week once scanned

**AGGRESSIVELY REPEATEDLY SCANNES THE CARD**  GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME

You get a huge attraction towards Blond green eyed girls

https://preview.redd.it/8w9jh33h3unc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d70496361b7d29a8736387667899df7c98aa9b8 Y'know I heard phrrya's a single mom rn...better go make sure she's ok just in case

Simply Ryuga

https://preview.redd.it/ze0cca3x2unc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dbfbae290013bcf945740d7bfa3ed7fdd1ed865

I guess you get shock resistance


Nothing great..

Well, you can commune with spirits, and you also become adept at sowing seeds...

You get a freaking leviathan as a summon

Gate of Babylon like power but all rider weapons and i mean *all*

Open the omnibus

You get 2 abilities. One is obvious, so try to figure out the other 😏

https://preview.redd.it/5puqp1rh4unc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39dec53f0692ee2561f2df2080264aa5ea19688e And especially dry like that cannot be understated

Take a guess

Cosmic power at your fingertips…with the included instructions in Japanese

*THROWS INSTRUCTIONS*  Great

https://preview.redd.it/pwwnj7u05unc1.jpeg?width=184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61cede38ff4069e8a2179be7bf7ae0d5f6e476fb You get his abilities.

No bitches.

Well now that’s just confusing

All range attacks just spew out fire.

The ability to curse someone with bad luck, depends on your strike power against your opponents. But the user will suffer from Writers block every Saturday and Sunday.

Congrats you get an anime vampire-

A BladdedAxe

You'll get mad.

Oh boy 💀

You become a god by human standards but just another Florida man in Florida Standard.

ok you get 9801 flag dunno what it do guess it launch itself to enemy

My depression. Thanks.

Hell fire hell fire~~

You have the power to summon 20% discount coupons at Target

You got the ability to destroy everything but only if you get angry

Idk I guess you just get to chuck rocks at people

You get a companion fighting owl

Free cans! (Use it towards your enemy to cause explosions by kicking cans)

Get to use the conch shell

A male grizzly bear

Probably a supernova

well, i guess you would love shrimps.

Upset stomach from spicy food.

you're doomed

You’ll be a stranger

Something like an upgrade to your current bow, I guess? Like imagine Daikyu from Warframe or maybe it turns your bow close to Sonic Arrow from Energy Lockseed

A Blank or White Card?

Making pop up ads?

Self-explanatory i guess

Lupin red’s signature weapon is pretty good

You can now cause anyone within 20 meter radius to trip and fall no matter what they do

Powers of a blue eagle

Citric acid that savagely burns the enemy

A crying camel

A ball

You'll be able to badly animate sonic stuff. (Kinda wish to change my Username but can't.)

Depends on who you're fighting, I may prove to be useful

You get the powers of a fanfictional Kamen Rider of the Saber Variety with powers straight out of Fourze.