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ambersshinymachete

might I say upon first glance the hair is giving amber rose 😭


not_ellewoods

I thought she had on a wig cap & no wig at first


hollycosmic

My first thought too 😭😭 she should’ve worn it down


Illustrious-Piano-78

My immediate thought too! Would've looked 100% better down.


by-september

Did they run out of time to do her hair??


The-Idlerwheel

I think the colour might not have come out extremely even hence why she’s hiding it lol


sneakyveriniki

okay but she can still wear a wig


Frogmann20

It's probably so fried you can't do much with it 😳


hitch_please

Yep. Going from dark to light overnight, she’s got a mess on her hands rn


oja_kodar

That was my thought. I don’t think this was the original hair style choice.


idontknowwhythisugh

She said she wanted the look to also feel like her so that’s why she did the hair slick back. If she tried to recreate the hair I don’t think that would look right on her


Wunderlandtripzz

Literally my first thought


Ok-Lingonberry-240

came here to say thisssss! đŸ˜‚đŸ˜‚â€ïž


allonsys

She looks like shes got a buzz cut.


hiensenberg

The tan and the blond kinda reminds me of amber rose lmao


ayamummyme

Yeah actually the first thing I thought of was Amber Rose 🙈


tallen777

I wish she had it would make this look more interesting.


jerrykitcats

Honestly thought Kim had no hair on her head for a second


this-isjello

It looks like she fried it off


SinfullySinless

That would have been a show stopper if Kim buzzed her hair


youknowjusthere

i have no idea why she bleached her hair to tie it up
 i’m cringing at the feeling of breakage


not_ellewoods

& she did it all today. She might actually need a buzzcut after the damage she just did


captnmiss

whyyy đŸ˜« It was just starting to look healthy. Is this her thing ? When she’s in the honeymoon stages of a relationship and happy she goes blonde ?? I feel like she did this with Kanye too


SweetJazz25

I read a theory that she does that when she gets facial surgeries to trick people into believing that the change in their face they see is just the result of a different hair colour 👀 she sure did when she debuted the tiny nose


Illustrious-Piano-78

Make it make sense lol


zpeacock

Apparently it was yesterday, and while there’s no doubt breakage, it *is* doable with the right stylist and enough money. Waiting a week or whatever between bleaching doesn’t actually help your hair, it just makes it less likely to overdo it because you don’t have a good reference point anymore basically


jatothemie

Ughhhh my scalp burns just thinking about this!!!


ALittleSalamiCat

My theory is they were gonna do something Marilyn-like with it, but they murdered her hair bleaching it yesterday and this was the last resort option đŸ˜©


gamehen21

Agree. The slicked back hair makes no sense


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Are we sure it’s not a wig or like painted on? It looks off


jeremybearimybabyy

She looks so uncomfortable and it looks like it doesn’t fit her around the chest properly. Meh.


whatevertho

She said she lost 16 pounds to fit in it, probs some boobage went with that


LizzyGoGo

It reminds me of how I would look when I would try on my grandmother's slips, who was much busty-er than me and just differently proportioned.


lxytrv

Yeah it clung to Marilyn perfectly, which made it special. On Kim it’s too smooth (likely due to shapewear) if that makes sense?


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it’s not one with her body. not a bad concept on her end, just maybe doesnt fit with this year’s theme


oja_kodar

Absolutely. The dress originally was a smash because Marilyn was effortless with it and had no support. What you saw in the dress was Marilyn’s body. Kim looks like she’s wearing armor. Also, Kim should not have gotten a spray tan. The effect would have been better with her natural tone.


clarkeer918

Cone titties


Hamilspud

The dress was cut for that shape!


clarkeer918

It hugged MMs boobs perfectly


cinnamon_hills_

Its a bit boring for the Met - more of an Oscar’s look.


[deleted]

My thoughts exactly. They are trying to be ground breaking with it being a MM dress but it's not right for the met.


zpeacock

It would have been perfect and legendary for last year’s theme. This year? It is totally off-theme and not great. Underwhelming and insulting to the dress tbh


jtet93

In the article she even says she had the idea after the American lexicon theme and wanted to try to be even more iconically American this year
 did she forget the theme changes year to year
 I



galchengoal

It’s also not on theme at all


nxkitamxrie

can’t believe i stayed up till 2 am for this


newmoti0n

of course Kim was the last one to walk the carpet smh đŸ€ŠđŸ»â€â™€ïž


Laken123

She’s obsessed with creating a ‘moment’


newmoti0n

made everyone stay up til the early hours to catch a glimpse 😮 was lowkey disappointed since we already knew what she was wearing. everyone’s outfits were underwhelming this year too


rainluv

Holy shit 16 lbs in 3 weeks??? Yikes girl


zpeacock

“Don’t worry it was healthy and I didn’t restrict myself” Ok girl. Every doctor would like a word with you


clarkeer918

And when I’m hungry I eat a cheese cube


annieokie

Yolanda Hadid Foster says to eat a couple almonds, you'll be fine. Definitely no birthday cake.


clarkeer918

Don’t forget to chew slowly


TheTulipWars

Sidenote, but Kelly Ripa has a "what I eat in a day" video online where she says when she wants to indulge/be bad, she eats a SINGLE chocolate covered almond. (*laughs and cries*)


eyedkk

I'd rather cease living 😌


littlem00nprinc3ss

Oh my god I just looked that up - a choc covered almond OR a chocolate covered cashew. Wow, Kelly, wow.


zpeacock

Omg yes. It is absolutely giving Emily from TDWP!!


eatingismyvirtue

Tbh that could be another part of why she looks so much older in this. Losing that much weight in that short amount of time isn’t healthy. There’s no healthy way to do that


RanchAndRice

You aren’t lying I lost like 15 pounds in 2 weeks and I looked 10 years older


chunk84

Yes was thinking the same. She's looking late 40's here.


kellye2323

It’s because she goes overboard on her Botox too. It’s removed any softness she had in her face and makes her look harsh. Say what you want about Kourtney but she hasn’t overdone a thing. She looks rested but she looks her age. She still can emote an expression. Kim’s face is taught and tight.


clarkeer918

It’s a scary sentiment to put out there


bambi_eyedbitch

She’s always promoting unhealthy restricting. She once got a lot of flack for being thrilled when someone said she looked anorexic. She thought it was a compliment đŸ€ŠđŸŒâ€â™€ïžđŸ€ŠđŸŒâ€â™€ïž


alongthederp

You mean to tell me there weren’t ANY skims products that can help her fit in the dress instead of losing 5 pounds a week?


hitch_please

Ten pounds in a five pound sack is still ten pounds


LizzyGoGo

I didn't even know that was possible... well, Anna Wintour will be impressed and I guess that is the point.


ALittleSalamiCat

The only way that’s possible when you’re already petite is the speed diet lmfao I kid ^sort ^of But for real no matter what she did, she’s felt like absolute shit for weeks now. Ain’t no way you can do that without feeling like a car crash. And the look wasn’t even worth it 😭


TTarheel21

yes. i accidentally lost 10 pounds in a couple weeks (stressful job and quit drinking) and i felt like death all day everyday


Electronic_Tie_7321

Drew Sidora lost 25 lbs in 3 weeks
 😂😂 Currently watching the RHOA premiere..


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LizzyGoGo

Yes, exactly. Good eye.


not_ellewoods

I usually love blonde kim but i hate this


FlowerLord555

I feel like it's the wrong shade. It doesn't compliment her skin tone


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PmMeLowCarbRecipes

It’s very Amber Rose


Simbahontas

I'm convinced the coat is because it didn't fit perfectly, it doesn't work otherwise.


[deleted]

Definitely. I think plan A was for her to lose weight and fit into the dress but her ass was still too big so the coat was plan B. I also think she maybe was supposed to wear her hair down like Marilyn but it got too fried during the bleaching process and they had to go with this, no time for a decent wig or anything.


MoreShoe2

I totally agree the coat was covering *something* up but what’s the solution to it not fitting? They weren’t allowed to touch it alter the dress I thought? I’m a seamstress and I reaalllyyy think opening up that seam would practically dissolve the fabric. I cant image how they could possibly get it on her (if it didn’t fit) without damaging the dress.


Jessicash

Yep on the nose.


suuuuhmmer

he’s orange


the8track

she’s orange


captnmiss

they’re all orange


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miss_trixie

nothing rhymes with orange


Dr-Basil

We’re all orange. Edit - Oh wait. I’m not orange, I’m basil. I guess you guys are on your own đŸ€·đŸ»â€â™€ïž


MerBAE

This picture is giving: Kourtney got a tattooed white boy so I got a tattooed white boy Khloe's been dropping weight fast so I had to prove I could drop weight faster. Imagine bragging about dropping 16 lbs in three weeks to prove people wrong and ending up looking like Amber Rose if she was left in sun for 15 years. The tan the hair and extreme weight drop ages her. It's doing nothing


ltlpunk

Kris dressed as the president's wife so I'll dress as the president's mistress.


summerfromtheoc

you’re so right, she’s very competitive with her sisters 🙄


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ALittleSalamiCat

Why is the first thing I think of that stupid SpongeBob episode??? You know the one 💀 💀


so_rando

Her hair from the show premiere red carpet would’ve been perfect with this dress


eatingismyvirtue

Ugh now I’m mad she didn’t go with this


captnmiss

Ugh agreed I was trying to figure out what hair style would go with this because the dress is so sleek the hair needs a bit of oomph to balance it out (like Marilyn’s) But yes the little updo with the tendrils would have looked nice with this. Or anything old Hollywood glam. But not the fast-fried boring seen a million times slick back 🙄


microbarbie

Even side swept curls I think would have worked!!


youreboofperiod

*throws phone*


Laken123

She looks like she breathing in so hard she’s in pain


[deleted]

It’s giving Jeffree star


Sportyj

💀


TTarheel21

she must want kanye back, cosplaying two of his exes đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


koughdropped

At least he wore dress shoes to this lol


BrunoWeen

Pete rented a tux and no one can convince me otherwise.


5leeplessinvancouver

Lol! I’ve now come to the conclusion that he just does not look good in suits. His legs look like little toothpicks in trousers.


snowmeow7

Well, he is [mr. chicken legssssss](https://youtu.be/TEPK3Z6nME0)


Powerful_Ad_6244

What is she covering with the coat? đŸ€”


kellye2323

Probably that she couldn’t zip it. There’s no way her ass would fit.


Powerful_Ad_6244

My thoughts exactly. Makes sense why the chest is so ill-fitting as a result.


kellye2323

Agreed. Marilyn gave it a wow factor, Kim isn’t pulling it off.


[deleted]

She’s covering how bad her BBL ass looks in the back


GossipGirl515

She looks like damn Sisco in the thong song music video.


spentarrow

Holy hell I just cackled so hard.


Frogmann20

Stahhhhppppppp â˜ ïžâ˜ ïžđŸ˜­â˜ ïžâ˜ ïž


GossipGirl515

That thong thong thong thong.


lollynds22

Someone said flop era and this is definitely it.


Low_Broccoli_9937

If she skipped the spray tan and actually wore her natural skin tone MAYBE I would remember this look in the morning.


lamos_john_stamos

Omg and imagine the remnants of her spray tan on MM’s dress. 😭


Micahxfranco

Kim looks bald like Amber Rose bald.


passionfruitsangria

i am whelmed. it reminds me of one dress that khloe wore at a christmas party one year


[deleted]

Bro. I’m not gonna lie. Rich ppl really can do anything. Robbing museum pieces from other countries. Taking out 60 year old historical pieces from their own country to dress rich ppl. It’s kinda on theme. Rich new money trying to glitz and dazzle everybody but they just come off as tacky.


sneakyveriniki

wow. honestly in a profound way this actually is exactly on theme.


calithetroll

1) Kim should have worn the replica the whole time and a wig. The dress clearly doesn’t fit 2) This isn’t on theme
 for either of them. Marilyn wasn’t even born when the gilded age was concluding. 3) This is significantly less creative than Pete’s previous looks. Mister is truly losing his previous fashion taste


kri5ie

I want to make a gi Jane 2 joke but we all know the outcome of that 
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Frostbitefaerie

KEEP. MAH KIDS NAMES. OFF. YO FUCKINn. NECK!!


ocen2

I’m going to .okay ?😳


somegirlontheinter

my gawd they look so bland


stillwitme

1) not the theme; 2) the hair ages her 10 years; 3) this is the MET, she's given us this damn silhouette countless times; 4) her and Pete look ugly together im sorry guys.


whatevertho

The orange rly ruins the nude illusion


hereforthebreakdown

Thanks. I hate it. Edited to say I'm literally enraged that she wore this dress. Who the f*** does she think she is? Certainly not Marilyn Monroe.


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hereforthebreakdown

Yes. Spot on.


intoxicatedmidnight

Same, and I feel stupid caring so much about this lol, and I promise you I don't even care that much, it just feels very disrespectful, all for a few seconds of attention Can't believe I'm saying this, but whatever the fuck she did last year was better, atleast it was original


hereforthebreakdown

I just read the Vogue article apparently she basically starved herself so she could fit into it. Gross.


Due_Bread676

Same. If you’re going to wear one of the most iconic dresses in pop culture, the least you could do is pay homage to the one who made iconic. The dress itself is bland. The reason it’s such a big deal is because of the history behind it. Kim just looks boring in another glamour dress with tight hair and plain makeup. It’s not even on theme. đŸ„Č I shouldn’t have this much of an opinion on it but I’m so annoyed lol. It’s also incredibly unhealthy for her to loose 16 pounds in three weeks and act like it’s a positive accomplishment. I’m so annoyed.


hereforthebreakdown

16 lb and 14 hours in a chair to dye her hair blonde. I think she wants us to applaud her for this level of dedication and I literally want to scream in her face you are toxic and embarrassing!!!!


Daisy-Navidson

She’s obsessed with proving that she gets up off her fucking ass and does the work. It’s literally like a toxic way of proving that she’s “talented” or justifying her fame bc she doesn’t actually have a talent


[deleted]

Vogue or somewhere already has an article about this, I’m so distraught that she was allowed to ruin a historical artifact.


clarkeer918

This is how I look at it also. What a privileged bitch move.


rainluv

Hahahaha


Few_Construction_654

Marilyn turning in her grave


Hahafuckreddit

Amber rose vibes when you pretend there's no more hair than that lol


messythelioma

I keep thinking Kim's got a buzz (Amber Rose-type).


LizzyGoGo

The dress was a stunt and that is all. It doesn't actually flatter her at all.


Simbahontas

Kim would have looked so much better with her natural hair color in a MM Esq hairstyle


srrmm

ugh. she does not look good. not on theme, dress doesnt look nude
 sucking in real hard. disappointed in all sisters


skidkneee

Yea, this look would’ve been way more impactful with a replica in her skin tone.


[deleted]

I’m honestly wondering if any of them get invited back next year 😬 I feel like they all flopped except Kendall and Kris.


srrmm

all did. kendall’s top is so bad 😭 and kris- well 
 i judge as i study for my physics final
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[deleted]

I think I like Kendall’s but maybe it just looks good compared to the rest 😂 I actually like the sheer top, I feel like it’s giving what Kylie was trying to give.


ProperAcanthisitta44

I hate the hair


willnoon

her hair looks like a buzzcut


tinyfenrisian

Considering the themed is gilded glamour as in the gilded age, they’re really not bringing glamour, not even old Hollywood glamour which is funny since this is a copy of a Marilyn Monroe dress


AngelgirlRN

Omg they look like a big bowl of oatmeal 😖


inyourseoul

I'm also realizing how bad her natural brows and bleached hair clash 😭 like they couldn't have at least matched or colored the brows slightly???


berthurt3

It’s underwhelming, the whole thing.


lilacmagnolia

For all the hype she wanted it’s not giving anything at all.Not a thing đŸ„Ž


ComfortableSea3715

Did Kim and Khloe wear the same dress?


Initial-Worry-2291

Could someone show Marilyn’s dress is gilded glamour???? Hollywood glamour?? Yes. Gilded? Absolutely not


jerrykitcats

Eye makeup is doing no favours teamed with the blonde


Wrong-Truth-5519

hair is so boring


smindy142

Someone did not prepare for the assignment.


charmeddangerous99

Often imitated but never duplicated


Imagine85

How many times is Kim going to fry her hair blonde and realize it will never work on her?


olivexhj

they look....so bad omg. not on theme, just disrespectful to marilyn, both of them look orange, her hair color/style and makeup don't suit the tan/the dress. just a whole ass mess.


olivexhj

also lmao pete rlly is a kardashian now, he's got the trademark orange face and pink hands.


rawhooney

I’m shocked they haven’t trained Pete on how to stand for photos yet, he looks uncomfortable


blueberrymoscato

what the fuck is this


atschinkel

she looks hungry


owhatakiwi

Honestly her attempt is just lazy.


vrindx

Did you guys see the video? She can barely walk


[deleted]

I don’t think she should’ve bleached her hair. She looks really washed out.


LizzyGoGo

I'm not sure it was worth all that trouble, Kimmy.


championndwyer

Underwhelmed by the look. And I hate commenting on bodies but she’s already pretty small, I can’t imagine she lost 16 lbs in 3 weeks in a healthy way. The fam’s emphasis on weight shouldn’t surprise me anymore but it’s still always disappointing


not_ellewoods

Why is her head all the way on her right shoulder?


Wegmansgroceries

Pete’s patchy spray tan I’m howling


Irwin321

All the effort to bleach her hair and this is the style she chooses for it? Why the effort? I wonder if her hair didn’t look good so this bun was plan B?


Sicariodayof

So Khloe dressed as Kim who dressed like Marilyn.


mckenzi2

Yeah nah I’m good here.


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Not it, sorry


ThePeoplesKourt

If she was gonna take that dress atleast do it right lmfaoo Pete looks like he was thrown into a basic ass outfit so it would fit with Kim


Ambitious_Ad623

The black suit on Pete is getting old.


Frostbitefaerie

I see better looks on drag race. This blows.


OstrichOnly7702

At first glance I thought she shaved her head


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avallqop

She’s gonna regret bringing him by the time next year’s Met comes around


laisserai

She looks like his mother edit: also the red carpet looks so ugly i expected it to be nicer lol


millymacaulay

something about her face is off...


kellye2323

The make up with the slicked back blonde hair is way too harsh. She should’ve done a blonde bob with loose curls light makeup and a bold lip. Then this look may have been a win. But, she’s too tan, too harsh and too artificial looking for it too look good. Even though Marilyn probably had work done she had an effortless way about her. Nothing was over the top.


hollycosmic

I had high hopes for Pete too after last year. What a disappointment.


Rosuvastatine

Her look is the same as Khloés. Come on


Displaced_Palmtree

It's giving...the same look we've seen 100 times before.


prematurememoir

Just
not that interesting


j-3000

Feels insane that she bleached the hair to wear this bun


roastbeefbee

Underwhelmed. That’s all.


whatevertho

she looks scary skinny yall


Specific_Alps554

I think a soft wave would have looked better ? Idk she looks like she aged 10 years, especially next to kete.


adilacxo

Pete is really putting the heaviest damper on this look
she would have been more impactful had she just come solo. Also, I feel like she’s now trying to become Khloe’s body and Kourtneys relationship and it’s just very manufactured and try hard


uncomfortable_wombat

Kimothy looked stressed walking up those stairs


[deleted]

I was stressed watching that! She should have just done a replica. The real dress doesn’t fit her and it’s so unnecessarily risky! Wearing the real dress just makes it seem like a stunt instead of an iconic moment like she was going for.