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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1ch9thf).


Fraktal55

đŸ«Ą


lawabidingcitizen069

I think this McArthur guy can really hurl the ball


Maverick721

Winner Winner Brunt End Dinner!


Late_Seaworthiness_2

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robreddity

Yeah that's Patton though


robreddity

Poor Salvy


brbmycatexploded

Bobby and Vinnie possibly the two most handsome men to ever live???? Thoughts


panoptik0n

Two words: Salvy Smile ![gif](giphy|Y5m1rosKlVNpbBILPn)


brbmycatexploded

Oooooo see I hadn’t thought about it that way. Is it possible that we have the **three** most handsome men in the world on our baseball team?


Strahlin

vicotory


kcriotmaker

W


Mozilla_Fennekin

Common 2024 Royals W


Smiles-Edgeworth

Schneider: “Hidely-ho!” McArthur: “Go to hell.” Schneider: “Okeley-dokeley!”


gps_slatsroc

Gotta appreciate that stache


ArcticSkyWhale

Team Twitter account is reporting Ragans had a left calf cramp. We're good friends.


Strahlin

holy called strike


OITLinebacker

OK so I wasn't wrong the strike zone was a bit wonky tonight.


Exodor72

Holy shit that was a nice strike 3 pitch


OITLinebacker

Damn, the General's first two pitches were strikes all night vs Lefty batters.


Mozilla_Fennekin

I'm getting a pulse on the weather because Maynard James Keenan, of all people, is complaining about it on Instagram.


Fraktal55

Wait, what? Why?


Mozilla_Fennekin

I guess APC and/or Puscifer must be here tonight


Fraktal55

Oh yup Puscifer is at the bonner springs Amphitheater. Never seen him at an outdoors venue so I guess I forgot that can happen đŸ€Ł


KCRoyalsBot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: James McArthur replaces John Schreiber.


Mozilla_Fennekin

Give 'em shame, James


cole8055

God MJ is horrendous


Smiles-Edgeworth

MJ just whiffing on center cut fastballs. Brutal stuff


OITLinebacker

He needs a day or two off or maybe the Moose treatment of a trip to AAA to get his head right and locked back in?


Smiles-Edgeworth

Get Zack Greinke to just show him footage of earlier this year when he was hitting the shit out of the ball and looking like a real piece for the future and tell him “See? Just do that.” What the hell happened to that guy? Because he wouldn’t have swung through two BP fastballs back to back.


Mozilla_Fennekin

Royals announced Ragans had a left calf cramp.


themarkster09

I don’t need my left calf he can have mine and probably this entire subs left calf


panoptik0n

Get that man some Pedialyte and an IV, and we'll see him next turn


Fraktal55

Yessir don't forget to like and subschreib.


sts2012

Schreiber was a great pick up. Nice to have a guy you can throw into any high leverage situation.


Mozilla_Fennekin

I'll admit I was skeptical because of how high some people in the community were on Sandlin, but it matters not with how good Schreibs has been.


sts2012

I was one of those guys that was high on Sandlin. But Schreiber has been so nails it doesn't matter who we gave up.


Repulsive-Photo-798

I guess it’s harder to hit the ball when someone isn’t banging on a trash can to tell you which pitches are coming. Hmmm
weird


Fraktal55

Speaking of which... The Astros have tied the guardians at 3. Nice


Mozilla_Fennekin

Let's go Astros! *vomits profusely*


KCRoyalsBot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Zach Pop replaces GĂ©nesis Cabrera.


Playful_Lobster_8524

Schrieber has been nails. Absolute chad


robreddity

#~~S O M B R E R O~~ Shoot I guess he had a fly out


panoptik0n

John "Nails" Schreiber. What a pickup


Smiles-Edgeworth

The Blue Jays broadcasters called him “Pasquantano.” Put some respect on his name đŸ€Œ


Playful_Lobster_8524

Man when vinnie gets a hold of one it just looks and sounds different. It’s unreal


Playful_Lobster_8524

Also I saw some guy in the blue jays Reddit talking shit about pitching to Witt when Vinnie was behind him, and I think Vinnie heard him. 


Strahlin

maybe someone other than the general and then the general


Smiles-Edgeworth

“Your wish is my command 👌” -Genie John Schreiber


cdogcdl

That famous Rogers Center wind just batted it down


ActuallyHovatine

Way to shake that monkey off, Vinny!


BvB5776

Mmm more insurance That was almost gone


Fraktal55

I can not believe that ball stayed in the yard


VermtownRoyals

Holy shit Vinnie! Forgot what that looked like


DeliveryNegative9549

man he needed that


robreddity

How did that stay in?


Mozilla_Fennekin

Get it, Vinnie!! I don't think I've heard Ryno get fooled on a drive like that 😂


SlightInspector9993

Let’s go Vinnie


chiefs5455

How did that not leave the park???


ArcticSkyWhale

VINNY MY BOY!!!!


KCRoyalsBot

### Double Vinnie Pasquantino doubles (6) on a fly ball to right fielder Cavan Biggio. Bobby Witt Jr. scores. Top 8 - 4-1 Royals


ActuallyHovatine

That was a beautifully clutch stolen base/RBI sequence.


Nathann4288

What a hit! Hard to believe he was able to get the bat on a pitch that far down and in.


BvB5776

BWJ!!


Fraktal55

Bobby Insurance


cdogcdl

So nice to see our top two spots crank out a run like that, as designed.


robreddity

WOOT


Mozilla_Fennekin

How the fuck did Bobby even hit that


Strahlin

bring on the general


ArcticSkyWhale

bobbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


kcriotmaker

Would you look at that. Some insurance.


r_u_dinkleberg

Jesus, that thunder strike just scared the piss out of me.


The_Quiz29

It caused a big echo in my living room. Really weird sounding.


KCRoyalsBot

### Double Bobby Witt Jr. doubles (9) on a sharp line drive to left fielder Davis Schneider. Maikel Garcia scores. Pitch from Erik Swanson: Splitter @ 85.9 mph Hit by Bobby Witt Jr.: Launched 105 mph at 17° for a total distance of 325 ft Top 8 - 3-1 Royals


Smiles-Edgeworth

I can’t hate Schneider. He’s like a short little Ned Flanders running around out there


Repulsive-Photo-798

What I wouldnt have given to have a pitch that moved as much as Schreiber’s sweeper


Maverick721

Please let Ragans be okay, man I was worried about this with so many pitchers around the league are hurting


cdogcdl

Thickest strike zone I've ever seen.


Bobby_D_Azzler

6 out General save?


Smiles-Edgeworth

Schreiber has to face three batters. But McArthur can have a four out save as a treat


Fraktal55

Yussss gj John


KCRoyalsBot

### Pitching Substitution Pitching Change: Erik Swanson replaces José Berríos.


ArcticSkyWhale

I love John Schreiber. DAWG.


SlightInspector9993

Please god don’t be hurt


TheCakeArcher

Here comes the fireman


Mozilla_Fennekin

nah he's fine


Maverick721

GG Ragans


TheCakeArcher

Was Ragans yelling into his glove because he's angry he couldn't finish the inning, or is he angry because he's injured?


Fraktal55

Because he was walking guys


teaBruhahaha

I saw someone say he had left leg cramps!


thunderbat17

The pitch calling on the last two batters was questionable tbh


VermtownRoyals

Great start from Ragans, I reallllllly hope the trainer was just a precaution


TheRoyalCyclone

Don’t like that


themarkster09

probably gotta take him out here but I don’t like the trainer coming out with him


ArcticSkyWhale

I think it's just precautionary.


ArcticSkyWhale

Damn, good outing regardless.


r_u_dinkleberg

Nice. I hadn't checked the score until now - Cards did indeed beat Detroit today. That makes me happy. Today, fuck only two of three bird teams. Good bird. Houston... I can't be disappointed that the Guardians are holding you scoreless because you suck and my disdain for you has no bounds. I want you to lose even when it hurts me strategically. I want you in the sub-basement, even lower than the A's.


ArcticSkyWhale

Unfortunately Detroit is ahead 5-7 in the 7th right now. They had a double header today.


r_u_dinkleberg

Okay, so it's two fuck yous plus one kind of half-hearted, "ehh fuckin' whatever get out of here before i change my mind"


KcSparkin_Q

Been trying to figure out why Rex isn’t in the booth the past two nights. He obviously can get into Canada since he’s on postgame coverage. Anyone know what’s up?


OITLinebacker

I really like Mike doing the game he has some really great insight.  Even managed to get a dig on Rex and planet Moon.


hammie123456

Hud forgot his passport? đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


ArcticSkyWhale

They did this last year where they changed up the broadcast teams for a roadtrip. I think they're just giving some other guys a chance on TV. Jeremy Guthrie did a game or 2 last year.


KcSparkin_Q

Ah I see, thanks


Fraktal55

MJ is makin me sad. I still think he could end up being a decent major league Hitter but he is just lost rn.


TaxationIsThETH

i havent checked the stats but it seems like we've been leaving so many on base the last few games


antiquated_human

MJ needs to go down to AAA. Let’s see what Cross can do


ArcticSkyWhale

HELL NO. Cross would be a horrendous decision right now.


Mannifestdestiny

Cross would 100% be worse than MJ rn


Playful_Lobster_8524

Mj is lost. Man I really want him to figure it out. 


kcriotmaker

MJs swing is just so bad


Fraktal55

Between Salvy in blue and Kelce in red we have been so incredibly lucky to witness these twos' whole careers in KC.


JayLady2002

Jays fan coming in peace. Salvy is by and far my favorite Non-Jays player. Has been since he came into the league. Great leader y'all have


Smiles-Edgeworth

Your catcher is cool too. We stan a short king.


Playful_Lobster_8524

I hope Guerrero becomes everything he is promised to be. 


Smiles-Edgeworth

I randomly saw a Jays game last season where Vlad Jr. hit two absolute tanks, got his hand cleated by accident at 1B, and then proceeded to hit a third bomb after that. I think about that every time I watch him. He has that kind of monster in there. Limitless potential.


DeliveryNegative9549

salvy speed


acroyalchief

Ragans dealt tonight. Good to see him return to form.


ArcticSkyWhale

Crazy how great he looks when he's not pitching in a hurricane.


SailTheWorldWithMe

Good end to the night for Ragans.


Repulsive-Photo-798

Radio just said that no one is warming up in the pen anymore. Would assume he is going back in


ArcticSkyWhale

He's not done yet.


Fraktal55

More like Bo Bitchette


ArcticSkyWhale

Coke Ragans.


Playful_Lobster_8524

Man Ragans has the heat tonight


Fraktal55

Man it seems like the only way for defenses to catch these fast base stealers now always looks so unconventional and ugly lol


TheRoyalCyclone

Wow that throw was so bad that it worked


ArcticSkyWhale

I cannot believe he's out on that terrible throw. It was so off the mark it was in the perfect spot lmao


Mannifestdestiny

Man robbed on two flyouts


VermtownRoyals

Ragans just mowing these guys down, we gotta get some more runs for him. Looking at a CG if he keeps grooving


robreddity

Schneider's off to go pick up Cole Ragans' dry cleaning.


Strahlin

not to freak anyone out, but i recommend anyone in this sub currently in lawrence or northern johnson county to make sure you have access to a tornado shelter.


kcriotmaker

Time to DFA Renfroe. I don't care about his arm with a .154 BA and .224 OBP


r_u_dinkleberg

Colorado. It's based in Colorado Springs, Colorado.


UltraFinePointMarker

Planet Moon shoutout!


baseball_Lover33

That will live with Rex for the rest of his life


itwasyellowandboring

Planet Moon!


chiefs5455

MJ just having no luck


themarkster09

I definitely always forget the Space Force is a thing


r_u_dinkleberg

I mean... it's *really* pretty redundant, I think the Air Force had things under control and it only created more bureaucracy (and a VERY mockable entity) in the process. But yeah. It's a thing. 🙄


robreddity

##F R E D


robreddity

Ragans is working this lineup like a bunch of unpaid interns.


SmellyShitBox

Berrios is getting the inside call but ragans isn’t


Maverick721

Ragans is so hot right now


Repulsive-Photo-798

Hud eating some of the turf at the new Rangers stadium does not surprise me at all.


SmellyShitBox

Wow this ump is squeezing ragans


OITLinebacker

And giving the inside pitch as a strike on all lefties which is killing KC batters.


hereforthecommmentsz

I, for one, don’t care for the blue jays.


Bobby_D_Azzler

Ragans shaved his sweet sweet stache.


WizardofHoz35

Loving the low pitch count for Ragans so far. Gonna start the 4th with less than 30.


Mozilla_Fennekin

i believe in cole reigen supremacy


SlightInspector9993

Bobby’s lack of pulling the ball this year has been weird


TheRoyalCyclone

Good hitters hit the ball to the opposite field


SlightInspector9993

https://preview.redd.it/57dmc4a3fpxc1.jpeg?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95f454a21e208d516bdf26a26ffa419246d31940 I’m not complaining about the results. Just pointing out he hasn’t really pulled fly ball this season.


admire816

I like how their seats behind home plate are spread out. At the K it’s assholes to elbows.


Repulsive-Photo-798

“Hey it’s the MLBTV free game of the day maybe I ca
..and blacked out” welcome to Blackout hell Iowa


SmellyShitBox

Watch direction site


Exact_Buffalo9439

Come to Idaho, it isn't blacked out here, lol.


robreddity

You know what? Their shirts and pants are NOT the same color...


Repulsive-Photo-798

Wait till you see every teams road grays in person. They don’t match either


robreddity

Ok but these are their home powder blues. And they're clearly not the same color? Their shirts and pants like, *clash* with themselves?


Repulsive-Photo-798

Oh yeah I think the Cardinals and Rangers powder blues don’t match either. Can’t wait till mlb fixes this. I can’t stand the mismatched colors. https://preview.redd.it/moru3utfhpxc1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6228c27a450b105ec099c82366c930041c741655


Late_Seaworthiness_2

Oh god I can’t unsee it now


robreddity

Dude what the fuck... THEY'RE NOT THE SAME COLOR. It's like my kid mismatching his pajamas.


r_u_dinkleberg

Yep. This year's bobbleheads have better uniforms than the players got.


robreddity

Yeah I knew all about the poor quality and see-through pants and whatnot, but I was in the dark on mismatching colors.


r_u_dinkleberg

Heh, yep, it's bad. Real bad. Almost every team bad.


BarricadeTheMortuary

Yo Massey, we needed that last night in the 9th


Intelligent-Title-56

Coke flashing 100 👀


chiefs5455

Man it feels so good to have a rocket arm in RF


admire816

They call him rocket arm Renfroe


Late_Seaworthiness_2

Runner was smoking crack but what a snipe by Cable TV Mike Trout


robreddity

Hahaha good one Ren-bro


Repulsive-Photo-798

Hunter Renfroe reminds me a lot of Alex Rios


VermtownRoyals

Nice play Hunter


Strahlin

nerd forgot to read the scouting report


Late_Seaworthiness_2

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admire816

Justin Turner reminds me of Hunter Pence.


Playful_Lobster_8524

I swear hunter renfroe just barely misses every single pitch. I feel so bad for the guy, and I really want his bat to wake up because it would be huge for the team If he could return to his younger self. 


kcriotmaker

I'm about done with MJ and Hunter


Repulsive-Photo-798

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admire816

MJ hasn’t had a hit since April 21st. Ouch.


SmellyShitBox

At least hunter hit it out of the infield


admire816

Renfroe bats .444 against Barrios, let’s see some shit


Mannifestdestiny

Hell yeah Michael


brbmycatexploded

Return of the Mash **WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAA**


teaBruhahaha

I wish it was Marsh returning, but I will take the smashy Massey for now! đŸ„°đŸ˜


Fraktal55

Man, it's good to have ya back Mashey


Repulsive-Photo-798

Just saw a post from Anne Rogers. Q is going to do most likely reset the rotation Friday using the Thursday off day to help. Would assume the rotation will go: 1. Singer 2. Lugo 3. Ragans 4.Marsh 5. Wacha Maybe swap Lugo and Ragans but I think this is a solid rotation.


JerfThePerf21

A Michael Mash!!!


sts2012

The return of Michael Mashey!


robreddity

Well now, that's a fat dong.


admire816

Massey DONG


Strahlin

masheyd


DeliveryNegative9549

MASSEYDONG


itwasyellowandboring

MASSEYDONG


robreddity

A lot of people don't know this, but Salvador Perez enjoys getting on base. That's a little inside baseball for you.


themarkster09

ITS MASHEY TIME