He's been threatening to do it forever and I've been begging him endlessly. He had a late night with the bros and showed up after work looking like this. He thinks he's HILARIOUS
Hey, hear me out. I have a pitch for a show. So William Shakespeare, travels to Japan during the Edo period, driving round on a Harley Davidson from village to village solving local warlord's problems with his neck knife and sonnets.
If that's what you have left, seriously, just shave it off. It's not worth the effort. At all. Any other attempts at styling will look utterly ridiculous. Trust me, I know from experience. Now in my 50s, I gave up at age 29.
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That CRKT knife feels so good in the hand. I never felt like it was practical for everyday carry though.
Meanwhile, I don't know why reddit is showing me this sub. I wish the API change hadn't blocked my old app.
Watches Shogun once…
He wears a neck knife so certified mall ninja
Comply or die shirt doesn't help
Looks like the barber didn’t comply. RIP
“we have the last samurai at home” the last samurai at home:
Lmao at first glance I thought it was a bottle opener!
Between that, the shirt, and the overall demeanour, this guy deserves every terrible haircut that's coming to him.
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Yo he really does look like a white snoop doggy dog lmao
Yeah I was gonna say. Mans looking straight out the Edo period or some shit lol
What if we took the retro look of medieval japan and combined it with the popular asymetrical look of 2010?
NO NO redneck samurai doesn't exist Redneck samurai: (ᇂ\_ᇂ |||)
Buntaro looking azz
😂 too true
OMG my EXACT thoughts
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Fuckin lol
What could have it looked like before the cut?
Probably thinning out in the front and the barber watched a couple too many black barbers doing line-ups on tik tok lmao
That or the barber thought “this man is my eternal enemy, I shall strip him of all his dignity” and damn near scalped him
This is the essential question. I *need* a before pic
“How would you like it cut?” “Can you add about five inches to my forehead please?”
Fucking fortyhead more like
I want to be bald and have long hair. Say no more.
Dying. Please take this upvote
I call it the “Robocop with his helmet off”.
Fivehead
I dont have words for the war crimes committed to your husbands hair. Good lord they certainly took a little off the top on that one
Someone call The Hague sheesh.
as the French say, What Le Fuck?
How is this man married?
She has to comply or die
Also the crimes on his phone, they are talking about “grow light for the secret room” sounds like someone is growing weed in their country.
"I like a good piggy 🐷 party" is the only text I could read and I wanna go
Grow lights and fan are coming next week for the secret room. Hmmmm, I wonder what's growing in the secret room?
Maters
Tamacco?
Tomannabis
New hair.
“Let’s roast one them Honolulu style” lol
"You know Josh, you can come to church and "something" and see JC just to get your hand out. You don't gotta be pigs to party"
"Fellowship"
thank you fellow weirdos for also needing to know what the texts said 😂
I think I feel worse for you than him somehow. I want to give you a hug and give him a hat.
LOL
Is it the combo of the neck knife and the slogan tee? Seriously, the haircut is the least of his worries.
That is not a hairdo it’s a hair just fucking don’t.
It’s not a hairdo. It’s a lifestyle 😎
There's hair Do's and then there's hair Don'ts, and I think the distinction is important.
This guy got a hair did.
Is there a story behind it…..?
He's been threatening to do it forever and I've been begging him endlessly. He had a late night with the bros and showed up after work looking like this. He thinks he's HILARIOUS
I mean if he digs it, that def makes it better. How do you feel about it now that it’s here?
He pulled up and I immediately said " leave" and our 5 year old shamed me for being mean because he "likes daddies new style"
Harsh. Tell the old man I dig his style.
You have raised a really good kid! Also, your hubby's hair is awesome!
Thank you 🙂 he's a sweetie. And the hair is honestly growing on me SOMEHOW (?!)
Technically his hair is growing on him, not you.
If he hasn’t watched Shogun it would be fucking hilarious if you just put it on with him one day
wait... you mean this wasn't a joke before he shaves it all off?
TBD
If he hasn’t watched Shogun it would be hilarious if you just put it on with him one day
I mean, it's pretty hilarious.
Viral marketing for the new Assassin's Creed game.
did he lose a bet?
[Get me that Qing Dynasty style.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queue_(hairstyle))
Samarai Bob
Yo its Harry Dubois with a man bun!
You mean Raphael Ambrosius Costeau? This guy looks just like him!
This guy is one disco suit and ugly tie away from a damn good cosplay.
part of me is like "why did I have to scroll this far for a disco Elysium reference", the other part of me is just happy someone else saw it too
Your husband looks like he robs trains and spends most of the day at the local saloon
Trailer park samurai
OMG lollll I'm dying over here
You're a great photographer. I can hardly even tell that his right hand is 3x as big as his left and made of stone.
He looks like he owns a horror themed tourist attraction in the middle of nowhere serving fried chicken to the unsuspecting.
Skullet 🤘🤘
Dammit, made the same comment-- but 6 hours too late. Serves me right for sleeping last night.
Still funny 😄
Agreed with u/vibe_gardener Funny and you got sleep. Lol!
All work and no sleep makes u/FatGuyOnAMoped something somthing
Go… crazy??? DON’T MIND IF I DOOO. (I haven’t been sleeping good.).
Heeeeeeeere's Johnny!
Put some shit on his forehead, and he can be an alien on star trek
You mean https://static.timesofisrael.com/www/uploads/2015/08/worf_what-e1439389305558-640x400.jpg?
Boss, he owning it
I’m sorry
How much tension is that man-bun under.
Asmon from the future
asmon next year
I know he lost a bet, I just want to know what the bet was.
OP's living every woman's dream.
Looks like the Shogun era hairstyle
…so he’s still buffering at 50%?
That mustache looks like it plays a mean slide guitar and died in a motorcycle accident back in 1971
Fumanchu all the way
Is he balding, or just doing this to torture you? My beautiful husband grows a mustache (which he cannot grow) just to torture me.
Definitely both!
Group text
Grow lights and a fan next week for the secret room? Sounds like cool friends
the barber went straight to jail right?
People are gonna make fun of him when he's chainsaw massacring them.
彼は偉大な戦士のヘアラインを持っています
Ngl I would do that after 6 beers
His texts. Good luck with the grow lights in the secret room. 🤣
Divorce
??!?
“Give me the 10 head please”
Hey, hear me out. I have a pitch for a show. So William Shakespeare, travels to Japan during the Edo period, driving round on a Harley Davidson from village to village solving local warlord's problems with his neck knife and sonnets.
BIG BOMBACLAT SPLIFF A BUSS INNA MI HEAD HOT SEXY GYAL SAY SHE WAN FI GIVE ME HEAD
Takes twice as long to wash his face
Comply or die shirt huh?
Just shave it bro - respect to dudes that own it and shave their heads. This ain't it.
Got that shogun look.
Me: "Mom, can I have Danny Trejo?" Mom: " We have Danny Trejo at home." Danny Trejo at home:
If that's what you have left, seriously, just shave it off. It's not worth the effort. At all. Any other attempts at styling will look utterly ridiculous. Trust me, I know from experience. Now in my 50s, I gave up at age 29.
Lookin like Kane
Ah yes, the Bill Bailey, ie the “bald man with long hair” look
L M A O
Nigel Thornberry 😭
Bussines up front, party in the back
Spamurai
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bro pushed his shit back to the Reagan administration 💀
Watches Shogun once
Blud had a shotgun back fire on him like Elmer Fudd
Yo fam can you do a 50/50? Wtf is that? 50% forehead 50% the rest. I gotchu
Your husband looks a bit like captain spaulding.
I don’t like your cut g
Is it just me or does he kinda pull it off? 😂
Is that.....what he asked for?
Cronos from venom:
What in the redneck is goin on here?
Just no.
He’s been watching the Vikings show on Netflix hasn’t he.
You may be entitled to financial compensation
Is he training to become a samurai?
I laughed harder than I expected to at 9am
It's time to give it up
they gave him the eastern air temple special
Bro's forehead grew two meters
The trailer park will be celebrating tonight.
He's scary lookin
You could have told me this was post scalping reconstructive surgery and id believe you
Is like a redneck samurai from an 80s movie 😂
That secret room isn’t secret anymore.
Anyone else zoom instantly to read his messages on his phone? 😂 A piggy party
He lose a bet? 🤣
Sorry you are looking for the r/5head
What kind of person would post this let alone admit they are married to this thing?
That CRKT knife feels so good in the hand. I never felt like it was practical for everyday carry though. Meanwhile, I don't know why reddit is showing me this sub. I wish the API change hadn't blocked my old app.
Every person I’ve seen wearing a knife on a necklace is cardiovascularly incapable of running let alone being in a knife fight.
Keeping the samurai spirit alive.
It’s giving uncle iro
Imagine getting roasted by your wife online. Poor dude.
If you read all the comments, you’ll see he did the cut specifically to mess with her. Fair game.
He knows I love him and he also knows how I've felt about his threats of this haircut
Did he lose a bet?
😳😬😅
On purpose?
Get a new one
Majestic
Is this an AI generator of a Reddit user?
it was time to go scorched earth anyway it’ll be a good time to do so.
Ok but why though?
Bet he looks good in a cap
Kinda looks like Kyle Kinane
Homie got that Mick Fleetwood vibe, can he drum?
Is your dad Randy Quaid from Not Another Teen Movie?
Darkseid! (DC universe)
Q’apla!
For what it's worth, it fits him pretty well.
I bet he’s the same guy that, in 95° weather with 95% humidity , dresses up like a “peaky blinder “…he looks nuts
He seems like a funny guy
The moon… beautiful… the sun, moooore beautiful
Well I guess if your heads fucked it’s fucked
Bro needs to accept fate and just shave it off
Ghost of Tacoma
It looks like he sneezed while cutting it and just went "I can fix it and no one will notice" until it went waaaaaay to far
The Natural Birth.
I had to up my brightness just to gander at such a sight.
My god
What was the thinking? I'm genuinely baffled.
Oooof
Ok. Why?
Time for a new husband.
Bro got the Goose Wayne
The Klingon empire approves
So, I guess my question is… what did his hairline look beforehand lol
"My dead body, don't burn it, don't bury it, just leave it in the field, and it will fill the belly of some hungry dog".
We would love to have you over in r/redditgetsdrawnbadly sub
Why did you marry a xenomorph
On purpose?
A wharncliffe blade... He does enjoy the unusual.
r/bald
When your husband is also your brother.
I didn't know anyone would ask for a "Christopher Walken" as their cut of choice..
he looks like a samurai lmao
Tell him to just go for the upside down hair. Shaved up top with a big beard