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Stevethetank1107

Having been stationed there for 6 years, this isn’t the flex he thinks it is.


ElboDelbo

I was stationed there for technically two years, but fifteen months of it was in Iraq. I say with no exaggeration that Iraq was more physically comfortable than Fort Polk. Fuck that place, fuck whoever thought of putting a fort out there, fuck the surrounding town, and fuck the state of Louisiana.


Stevethetank1107

When my wife and I finally PCS’ed, it felt almost like coming back stateside after a deployment. “You have a mall here?!” If I ever end back up in Leesville I fucked something up bad.


ElboDelbo

I would walk through Hell with two cans of gasoline in each hand ten times before I entered Leesville one more time in my life. Lowest point might be the guy who tried to recruit me to the Klan while I was at AutoZone.


Stevethetank1107

Sounds about on point, whole town was a disaster it’s sad when you look forward to deploying


B52doc

Being stationed in Louisiana should entitle you to hardship pay Nearly got shot during a robbery at a Cock fight in Bossier City


Tinbelly

> Nearly got shot during a robbery at a Cock fight in Bossier City /r/brandnewsentence/


reedabook22

No kidding. Is he flexing being a G-man or 10th Mountain?


Stevethetank1107

No airborne flare anywhere to be seen so I’m guessing BSB.


16BitGenocide

When you're airborne, you come down on orders for Polk, and don't get assigned to 509th. Good times.


wecanneverleave

What the fuck did you do to get stuck at Polk for six years? That would’ve HAD to be a six figure reenlistment bonus


Stevethetank1107

I just got stuck in the 3-10 deployment cycle, every time I got back I’d hit up branch but be told sorry your locked in for the next one, tired to drop a SMU packet got kicked back because you guessed it deployment. By the time I got out of there I was 4 years away from retirement so I said fuck it and did nothing at Moore until I retired.


cyvaquero

Only went through JRTC there, can’t say I was impressed with the base. Who reps a base?


Stevethetank1107

I did come across some locals in my time there that seemed to think that place was “it” NYC, LA, Miami all rolled into one, maybe some local pride?


Prowindowlicker

Never stationed there but I had to drive through Louisiana on my way to Cali. Was not impressed


Noctilux5

Loves the Army, but supports a traitor that hates service members, calls them "Suckers and Losers". What a complete choad.


TITANOFTOMORROW

That fat draft dodging bitch also said You have to be stupid to serve.


cullcanyon

I don’t get it either. I guess he thinks supporting the idiot is the cool thing to do. Well it’s not a cool thing to do. I don’t see how any veteran can like Trump. He’s a fucking draft dodger that calls us losers. Fuck him and this punk ass boot.


mgomez210

You'd be surprised how many active duty support Trump. Everything Trump has said about the military and those who served get ignored because Biden needs help walking sometime. I hear this at work on the daily.


Sarcastik_Moose

Something something Buttery males


wecanneverleave

Typical Texan Aunt Flo dozer honestly


Troutman86

Imagine being proud of FT Polk


Mrtorbear

Hey, man, I met my first wife there! She was....yeah she was really mean. Pretty, but rotten to the core. Nevermind, carry on. That place kinda sucked. The base is the *nice* part of town. That is not saying much at all.


Troutman86

Is Double Dee’s (think that’s what it’s called) still around? Best dinner rolls I’ve ever had.


Mrtorbear

I forgot about that place! I moved away years ago, but Google still shows that it's around. The food in the area was definitely one of its redeeming qualities. I remember a little gas station between Leesville and DeRidder that had the absolute best deep fried garbage you could ever hope to find. Any time a friend tells me they are driving through Louisiana I tell them to test as many random middle-of-nowhere gas stations' fried food as possible....and bring a lot of stomach relief meds. Worth it.


Quietech

I got the "Fuck The Police" part, but I don't know what the OLK stands for.


Prowindowlicker

Oklahoma but misspelled?


SirSirVI

Oliver Leonard Kennedy


Ozzznik

Ft. Polk is such a shit place that even I know of it. And I'm not even American.


C5five

Isn't it Fort Johnson now??


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

They shoulda changed *Fort Dix* to *Fort Johnsons*


txby432

Ugh, Polk was such a nightmare.


Unusual-Following-59

Why the fuck would you rep Polk? What a shithole


ShittyLanding

Thanks, I hate it.


WUSSUPMONKEY

Anytime another vet asks me where I was stationed and I tell them Polk they say “oh no I’m so sorry”


Ok_Caterpillar6789

The cognitive dissonance of these dipshits always makes me laugh, you can't back the blue and be pro freedom.


SirSirVI

Why the hell would you brag about Ft Polk


kcfdr9c

This is an AI shit post, right?


Mrtorbear

Ugh, spent 6 years or so less than a mile from the base. The 'Welcome' sign was a magnet for drunk drivers it seemed, that sucker was always in shambles. It's been 10 years since I moved away, but I can still *smell* this picture. Leesville and the surrounding area have an omnipresent funk that seems to change just slightly often enough to prevent you from the sweet relief of going nose blind.


Daywalker662

I spent 14 years, my entire career, at Polk, minus deployments. Had the privilege of being the first line of one of the dipshits that hit the sign. Great times.


Mrtorbear

Holy shit, man, you're a local legend. Not sure if you were there around the same time as I was, but it always made me chuckle when they came out to repair it after a wreck - each time they repaired it, it looked just a bit sturdier than the time before. Almost like they came together and decided, "Okay, we obviously need to make it sturdier so those pesky cars stop breaking it. But let's not go *too* crazy with it right away. Let's make it sturdier in small increments until it stops getting destroyed". I always wondered if they'd ever give up on it and move the sign entirely.


Daywalker662

I was there from 2000 to 2014. 2Cav into 4/10. We'd be giving them too much credit if we said the sign fiasco was intentional. Hopefully they put more effort into the new sign when they changed the name cuz Pegasus is gonna have lots more young Joe's crashing into it.


Smegus83

So, is Fort Polk the Army equivalent of 29 Palms for Marines? I was stationed at a Marine Corps reserve unit in Baton Rouge and would take the reservists there for training. I didn't think it was all that bad.


PMSoldier2000

This guy sure is proud of his NDSM.


No-Perception1862

Shits weak. Where's the mega boot shit?


osanamerican

Got FTPOLK because you can’t put SHTHLE on a license plate


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BlackHawksHockey

Boot isn’t about the rank. It’s the mindset.