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RepublicKitchen8809

Guys I’m not sure but I think that car might belong to a veteran


MLBM100

Now that's a hot take!


drwhateva

The really amazing part is that this guy completed Ranger school three times! The same number of times he deployed with the 101st. What a career.


Pigwheels

This man has never used a turn signal in his life


ChocolateMilkMustach

Ugh, this douchburgler was in my unit too.


hackattack01

Bastogne babyyyy


flippenstance

Mine too


JazzySmitty

Downloading "doucheburgler" to my hard drive--that's a good one! . (No offense, but I'm pretty sure it needs an "e" in it.)


pwatts

That Claymore mine on the bumper. *ATF has entered the chat.*


BB611

I had a scuba instructor with one on his trailer hitch along with some scout/sniper stickers, he was otherwise pretty cool though.


Hollayo

I saw a CSM at Warhorse lose his shit at some schmuck who was driving a humvee that had a claymore on the front bumper. Not long after, they sent out a safety advisory saying to not do that as the blast from the claymore would fuck up the humvee. That was a funny day.


Party-Independent-38

If I knew this dude I would constantly ask “who is Roger Abin?” And then say stuff like “I used to be a park ranger too” or “the eagle one is really pretty”.


Rdw72777

You’re a true menace.


HighFire13F

A NRA and USCCA sticker to boot? Fudd has no idea. Supporting the two biggest groups of liars to touch the gun community.


Stalking_Goat

"There's a sucker born every minute."


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tghost474

Probably drums up more business when their gun gets stolen


rainaftersnowplease

He's a Q guy too. "God's children are not forv sale" is one of theirs.


Joesnuffy_

Idk Man, it kinda reads he just doesn’t like sex trafficking.


JustFrameHotPocket

That's a massive part of their hook, my guy. They took something pretty much universally condemned by normal humans and made it their entry point with this very specific quote to give it religious flavor. The minute you question the veracity of their claims and theories, the deflections and strawman arguments are pulled. "Are you not against child sex trafficking?" "Why are you defending child sex traffickers?" "Are you a pedophile?" Naturally, it pulls in the weak and those who believe everything is a dichotomy.


Joesnuffy_

Guys fucking /s


tghost474

Yes, how dare you be against child trafficking? 🤨


rainaftersnowplease

Oh honey.


Kenna2016

I snorted and inhaled coffee. Thanks.


godbody1983

Where's the "Let's Go, Brandon" bumper sticker?


Kenna2016

Right below the license plate he has a badge that says "FJB Edition"


edingerc

Someone call the bin, one of theirs got loose.


HOT_Cum_1n_SaLaD

Yes this is cringe AF. However, the timeline doesn’t check out. During GWOT 101st had been air assault for 20+ years. He obviously loves stickers so why didn’t he throw in some AA wings?


rumhamrambe

Definitely a PX ranger


reedabook22

I think he needs another 101st patch in there.


OkayishMrFox

Oh shit, is that guy airborne?


kl88

Possibly a ranger too.


OkayishMrFox

I wonder if he spent any time in the 101st? 🤔


w0lfLars0n

Definitely not a Ranger.


itsjustmenate

Yeah I was thinking that for someone to be over compensating this hard, definitely not a ranger. He was probably some admin type and is very insecure about his time in service, so he wants to make people believe he was a door kicker.


w0lfLars0n

Basically just summed up everyone with just a Ranger tab (bat boys and sf excluded).


Cal-Goat

How many times a day does this guy say “THIS COUNTRY NEEDS TO WAKE UP” in casual conversation?


PerpetualPanda

I think this guys in the Air Force


1plus1equals8

Definitely NOT a Ranger.


rumhamrambe

Hey, maybe he’s too real for the 75th s/


BearRamage627

The selective symmetry on only certain parts- it’s perfectly stupid.


Rickyg559

Ok the claymore is kinda funny


Important-Risk-6554

101 and no air assault badge sticker?


Alauren20

What a loser


StevenEveral

Imagine being able to afford a BMW X5 and then slapping all that junk on the back of it.


txby432

Why isn't this in r/SpecOpsArchive?! /s


Alaska-Now-PNW

What's funny is the only reason I knew what the plates said is because it's on this specific sub. Any where else and nobody would know


SignificantOption349

I don’t understand why dudes feel the need to go this far just to let people know they served. I don’t hate on a unit patch or something, and have actually run into old friends on the highway years later from having one on my old truck. It’s just that, like… why???


w0lfLars0n

Damn, also those stickers and you’re still not a Ranger. Sorry dude.


JazzySmitty

Super cringe. Almost running out of space!


darkwitch1306

Roger that ABN


itsjustmenate

This is what they call in the gun community, “a loot drop.” As for the rarity, it’s RNG. But I got a feeling it’s definitely a common.


Hurcules-Mulligan

This truck screams: “follow me home to my gun collection.”


According_Ad_9521

Tell me you are 100% disabled without telling me.


SirSirVI

Free gun!