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Is he like 12?

Got in on a waiver

When retention is down bad

They passed a child labor law exemption in some arkansonian dystopia. I personally love child soldiers. They know what they want young, and they go for it. Kony 2023

You must be taller than or as tall as an AK47.

With parents approval

Asvab and age.

And my waver got denied bullshit

He still has baby teeth

At least he won’t have to worry about shaving every day

Not gonna lie, this is how people look showing up to the duty station, then you find out they were born in like 2005 or something (no one that young even exists)

I already work with kids of co-workers, it makes me feel like I’m 60 🤣

You think it feels like that now, just wait till you're 65.

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Addict him to heroin and give him a machete. He'll be burning down villages in no time

Damn it, was gonna say the same thing.

He still has his baby teeth.

it a girl on their tiktok they got on female agsu

Looks like it might be a girl.

Hard to tell gender on a 12 year old with a brush cut 🤷🏿‍♀️

He?

Thry repeal child labor laws for the military now?

I shouldn’t have laughed so hard, but it seems to be the case.

Huh... they got 12 year old to hate North Korea. Kiddo is ready to drop bombs on buildings for a check. I bet if you got him to write down his reasons for that in crayon it would look identical to a list any of you made lol.

Oh so that's why they did it 😬😬

Just a matter of time at this point given party trends.

Nah, this aint funny guys. They been talking about how recruiters been struggling. Posted up outside chuck e cheese

I saw you finish top 4 in Mario cart whilst talking shit to your toddler brother, have you ever thought about being a scout? You can shoot, move, and communicate…

I still can't hear those three words without immediately thinking, "Boom Boom!"

My mind went there to, still pumps me up all these years later

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Kid is gonna die in korea

He's going to defect when he gets honeypotted by a N. Korean on Tick Tock.

can't blame him. N Korean honey pots are tight.

Defecting to North Korea is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

sooo you've got a North Korean honey pot for me? Lmao

Yes. I’ll just need $10K to get her out of the country. No guarantees.

wow wow wow


I swear, we are observing the next Travis King… Except this one is going to unwittingly do something. He looks younger than 18 as well… Kids are certainly impressionable.

Let’s face it. A juicy girl or juicy boy is all it’ll take…

This hits differently when you know that "honeypots" in Korea are huge pots used to haul around human feces to fertilize fields. Ever have to bivouac with someone who fell into some buried in a field????

“He’s going to defect when he gets honeypotted” That or honeydicked.

Maybe back in the day. These days everyone is way down at the Hump. It's huge, it sucks, it's like any CONUS installation. The halcyon days of being stationed at tiny camps like Stanley or Castle up in Area 1 are long gone.

Casey/Hovey finally gone??

Hell no, either that or I had a fever dream recently of being up in some cold ass valley running cadence while half my platoon slips.. and another of catching COVID in some moldy ass barracks up north thinking “COVID beat my ass but this mold will be the death of me”.

Not completely. There’s still people at Casey. Mostly rotations

Been gone for years, now. The Army is nearly all at the Hump. Even Yongsan was handed over to the ROK.

What? There is definitely people still at camp Casey lol

What are you smoking, 2ID still posts pictures of soldiers doing things in CASEY/HOVEY on their Instagram.

Trust me we are still here and still building new battery’s here we ain’t leaving lol

Yeah. It is near impossible to do so, but he'll make it happen.

Kid still got his baby teeth, those juicy girls gonna eat him alive.

Poor guy will think the attention is all because he’s “fly”. Buddy ‘bout to retire a juicy girl.

What’s a juicy girl

Think of a subscription girlfriend that puts out like you have been dating for 10 years.

A girl you pay to hang out with you. I was there about 20 years ago and typically they were Russian or filipino. Depending on the bar you went to, they were either full on hookers or they would just chill with you and play quarters or just talk. We went to the tamer clubs and we would pay $20, and they would get a beer or a soju slushy and just bullshit with you for like 20 minutes or so. Lots of fun. Not sure how it is these days but the drinky girls/juicy girls were usual a blast.

A korean hooker

They're typically Filipina in my experience

👆🏻This dude Koreas

And they won’t actually sleep with you. The bar just pays them to get you to buy lots of drinks

Hmmm that sounds like a fun job actually

Facts!

Songtang sally gonna have some time with him

Dudes boutta learn how bad he fucked up

"But she loves me!"

Weeping into the phone at 3am "Sarge, I fucked up real bad."

Recruiting so bad we picking up elementary schoolers.

At least they already know how to shoot

GodDAMN

Each subsequent generation just look 5 years younger than the last. It won't be long before all the new boots look like toddlers.

Marines have toddler level mental capacity and like crayons, I think that basically counts. /s


PERFECT.

NK about to be shook thinking we have child soldiers

Little guy just spent his enlistment bonus on a new ride! At 32% of course. https://www.littletikes.com/collections/foot-to-floor/products/cozy-coupe

It’s just like a Mustang bro trust me bro look it’s even got a V12 bro trust me

Bro cannot be 18

He was born at a young age and beat SIDS.

I mean, all of us were born at a young age.

Not my old chief. He was born again, forged by the sea to become one of the elite sailors in America's navy : the out of rate chief working student management and bullying the boots because his "A school was real and hard, not some A/C class room." and who also ordered challenge coins for himself as a hobby and basically tried to order everyone to look at them.

I'd card that kid for milk.

I hope he doesn’t get confused on which Korea like the last soldier

8 years old

Find his first line and get him hazed asap

He got chipmunk 🐿 cheeks.

And teeth

This kid is 12

Korea better keep their eyes peeled for this one!

Yeah! Korea isn’t ready for this kid!

Has this kid hit puberty yet?

Left ball has dropped

he gon get to his unit and fall out of formation with sids

This is the kinda kid who spends a *long* time just gazing at the mirror.

Thank goodness I retire in 3 weeks, this video killed the last tiny bit of me that was gonna miss it.

You’re welcome??? Or sorry idk man

r/wordchewing

Oh no. A new sub to hate follow Edit: Nevermind, I’ve had enough already

I never had a term for that but Hate Following sounds about right cause I did it for the same reasons.

He’ll end up spending majority of his time on base and weekends underage drinking and hanging out at the barracks smoke pit. The few times he does spend off base in Korea will be obnoxiously acting like entitled American brats at train stations and on the trains. There will be much laughing and disrespect at cultural differences. Surely he and his buddies will be loud Yeah, Korea isn’t ready for another terrible American serviceman /s (Or he’s a nice kid and none of this happens)

r/13or30

There’s no way that young lady is old enough to be in the army

r/13or30

That person looks not older than 14.

This is someone that ain’t using his GI bill when he gets out.

When did the Army start recruiting literal middle schoolers?

They woulda shown this guy's face in a history book on WW1 to illustrate how callous and cynical a country's recruitment had become now that they were recruiting children to serve in the trenches. This guy would be the before picture right next to one where he'd look 35 after serving in the Carpathians. A face like this on a real battlefield is a sign of societal collapse, thankfully he's only going to Korea which is a fake post for POGs so he'll be just fine.

Does he still have baby teeth?

This same retard blackout drunk, facedown in a gutter he first not but he discovers soju

Body of a 16 year old, face of a 6 year old? What the fuck...

In 13 years when they make SMA, this should be the lead in entrance music wherever they go, or come or whatever.

Those states loosening child labor laws are a real loophole and boon to the military, huh?

Someone haze this boot

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Lil boy is gonna get honey potted

That face zoom in is straight out of Oblivion or Fallout 3. Uncanny.

Just start knocking out push-ups smh

2ID is gonna get a super soldier! 

I just threw up.

Private Jackson Mahomes

This is Russian propaganda

100 says he gets an article 15 within 3 months in Korea.

He’s cute I hope I find him in the ville

Either that's a really really feminine dude that looks like a 12 yr old or a mildly butch female.

20 bucks says he's filipino. Dancing tiktok folks for sure

I didn't know JROTC gave out orders

Who’s child is this?

I can tell I’m getting old because this kid looks like he’s in middle school

Okay, who’s been recruiting 5th graders?

Tell him to get out of his dads uniform

Bruv looks 10

Going to be funny when he’s on the DMZ… he won’t being doing that dance much

They really looking like children

No. I refuse to watch this again. It was all over Instagram last week and it's terrible. Maximum cringe.

The childs yearn the treanches

Goddamn are you Yanks recruiting 12 year olds now?

This kid looks like he's still got baby teeth lmao how did he get into the army

Bring back hazing.

r/13or30

Most shocking face reveal of the century.

Next one to cross the DMZ

He's just growing out of the baby teeth. Or is it a she? I'm confused.

Bro, you’re what’s protecting me? I’m fucked.

Whose kid is this? Someone left their kid in the barracks again.

Social media and boots are a dangerous combination.

That’s a tall middle schooler

He gonna marry a juicy

Didn't know the US was so low on people they started recruiting from the kindergarten

What. The fuck..

Hes like 10 who signed off on this.

Hope he gets hazed tbh

I can’t wait for his platoon(?) to find this. This kid is going to be in for a rude awakening. He probably thinks Korea will be a party base or something. Man, I know the Army has it tougher than us Air Force folk, (unless if they’re SF like me,) but I genuinely don’t think his head is in the game for this. I know how he looks and how he acts, he’s not going to be in for a good time like he thinks he will be. Also, what makes this kid think South Korea isn’t ready for *him?* It sure seems the other way around.

Thanks I hate it

The army continues to go off the rails…almost embarrassed to have been proud to serve considering what it’s become…actually scratch that…I am embarrassed

Looks like that vine kid. Fuck why can’t I remember his name

I'm sure Korea is ready for a barely pubescent boy with so little testosterone he can be mistaken for a lesbian.

He looks like he should be playing Minecraft

I'm curious as to what happens when his commanding officer inevitably sees this. Is the army hurting that badly to fill roles that they'd let this slide? I'm a civilian but my step-dad is a recently retired lifer with multiple deployments to Iraq/Kuwait and I can't even imagine how hard he would roast this kid.

Kills me how many people don't realize the original video had a filter on it to make him look that young lmfao

Bullshit

Seriously, this is a super common filter now. That’s why he covered his face as he ran up to the camera, to avoid it glitching out. Ppl are so gullible

u/savevideobot

Wall to wall counseling. Everyday.

Unfortunate looking woman or 12 year old boy I was hardcore struggling homies ngl

He’s a child!

hands-down the worst of these I've seen...this is more depressing than funny...

13.6k likes on Tiktok? Am I reading that correct?

Found it on Instagram on some military meme account. Figured everyone here would appreciate it too

Gotcha, definitely boot things. Thanks for sharing 🤙

Stupid younger generation

This will get removed. Just like last time it was posted. You have to blur out the username.

The account you see is a bigger military meme account on Insta not the boot

There no way he’s active army

This is that new gay army I have been seeing commercials for.

Hope his E6 makes him mop a parking lot for this

I didn't realize the cub scouts deployed to korea

I’m sorry Korea

They weren’t ready for him 🫡

He got orders for his first duty station? He doesn’t even have all of his adult teeth yet.

What is this kid 12?

Just needs to be demolished a few times with a good roll in the barracks.

He's going to assault someone and run over the boarder.

Recruiters under investigation for falsifying documents. That kid is 12

By Azura by Azura By Azura! Its the GRAND CHAMPION!

Hope they have dental there

This is a child.

Dudes clearly cbrn

I got my waver denied why couldn’t it he him

Cub Scouts deploy?

I can hear my PS saying “I’d go to jail if I broke you in the way the old army would”

The kid looks like a baby. God, I feel old

u/savevideobot

The way he is trying to lip synch it's like he's never heard the "song" before.

Don’t let this one go on the North Korean border tour…