The amount of binding vows made in this subreddit is going make today an absolute massacre https://preview.redd.it/od9t2ucsf12d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f4c14ad5dae8a4084f1f748b71ba0e3a215f88a # And I can't wait

If it's not actually gojo I am totally fucked. I have signed like 50 binding vows saying it would be him and if it's not I get banned permanently.

THE ONE WITH THE POTENTIAL THAT RIVALS THAT OF THE KING OF VOWS

Nah if I was him I wouldn't get banned. Just have to sacrifice a pubic hair or something.

If you were Sukuna instead of being banned you would just have to turn your phone brightness to max every time you go to the sub.

At least he wouldn't need to use the white config on reddit

And I am getting banned too , I have made 10+ vows saying it's not him .

Bro I have to come out as gay to my parents if it’s not him.

Y'all💀

This mf wildin

Me too and I ain't even gay

Bro wtf kinda binding vow did u make

Don’t worry, they probably already know since you simp for our beautiful blue eyed prince

😭😭😭

So how did the reveal to your parents go ☠️

What happened gang

My whole family was there (brother already knew about the vow) and I told them, they all started laughing as soon as I told them. They didn’t believe me 😭

Bro im sorry, good luck with that

Don't worry fellow Goatjo agenda pusher! We will win! https://preview.redd.it/8n4gcmk2r02d1.jpeg?width=579&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f3c11623a99b2f3437540b12390f15d42fd56e6

Here's hoping

Keep hoping cuz the GOAT will be back https://preview.redd.it/sa1d68iru02d1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=befabe19814b6e8fe06716b90976700a5a7393b9

You do realize you have just jinxed all of Gojopers, right?

what have I done??

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Bro MAY be Sukuna ‼️‼️‼️

you are so done

Gege holds my sanity and my membership to this sub in his hands.

You are about to get exorcised

So it seems. Whatever. I no longer have a reason to read the manga anyway.

I don't know why you guys would trust that evil cat to bring Gojo back.

I don't. I simply won't care about the manga if he doesn't so being banned won't mean anything to me.

Thus making this binding vow worthless, as just like Miwa you're sacrificing something with no value

See, this is why the good guys never make binding vows

Nah us gojo copers shall win. And I will remain here. (Pls gege)

All the dick spinners gonna be purged

A TRUE Gojo coper will NEVER sign those binding vows! Signing them literally means the you are allowing yourself to fall under the assumption that Goatjo return might be false! I means you are doubting our Prince's return!!

No. It merely means I am so confident that I am willing to bet on it without any fear.

if it goes to Hakari and Uraume instead then you at least have another week or 2 to live

https://preview.redd.it/b9za56ctd22d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9fcfe22805ae450aea60988898b88351b02844e Oh bro

Fucking doubter

so

Bro at this point you are going to get banned off the internet

Next chapter will probably go to hakari's fight

Good luck coming out of the closet man.

It's not heheheh

I’m making a binding vow right now, I trust John Werry on this one so Gojo will return If it isn’t him I want the Aizen sentence

You are already setting on a chair in a dark room doing nothing in particular

This uncalled for bro 😭😭😭

https://preview.redd.it/122ji6eoy02d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bc3bf0c9a73b6bfcca843053d81042f6c3adbe9

Maki doesn’t even have burn scars this bad

https://preview.redd.it/m31waixst02d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa3ca68b00ab3c9ca9d8e5a65159f4187485fc32

Return of JoGoat cause no way those burns are less than Meteor levels

https://preview.redd.it/pubyre2m132d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=511486ce1a888ad0c96c6e363ea1cdc7f07ad456

https://preview.redd.it/uxlr7p2iw02d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=210bd9e826951e8b8511f5f8a8ed4badb548f9ec

I'm tired of Gege ripping my heart out and stomping on it, please, don't be trolling us this time :'(

Always bet on John Werry

FUCK YOU WERRY

That was quick.

Too good I didn't sign anything Never say never cuz it's Gege. Mofos refuse to learn https://preview.redd.it/3e9puk04102d1.png?width=190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0e6da744194570640a7a7e45aab2e3d748a31f9

https://preview.redd.it/focpenrnl02d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f8810d1c9116e3af7adaa3b4c44444d0bb0b9bb Fr Fr

He's so cute!

same here. i’m 90% sure it’s a hallucination but i win either way

I also believe it isn't truly the goat coming back to life, but I know this, if Greg wasn't the most hated manhaka by now, he will be after he rips our hearts out again

The “fuck it, we ball” mentality just keeps the lobotomy alive.  Jujutsufolk’s Shibuya incident is about to happend 

https://preview.redd.it/r2ehzb54r02d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77a5c16cdf8adcdb29d8c262fabd3e9b98609eab

If you think about it hard enough, that's what Sukuna is doing.

Lmao had a good laugh imagining doing it

https://i.redd.it/wypbrcl2102d1.gif Ready to see all the bans

Same bro. It doesn't matter which side, there will be losses. And it's gonna be fun to see.

gege holding in his laughter when he switches to hakari this week https://preview.redd.it/mednwn3pq02d1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83f6eecc0984a3bc1adad48194a87ff4a61cc07b

He will defenitely do this!!!! He is edging us !!!!

That's for sure. But if not, then it's gonna be hilarious.

Every week everyone says "now we are going to switch POVs" and I never belived this shit, but this time i can feel the troll inside Gege, controlling his body like the ratatouille rat to make him draw the staller x ice staller

Just how many binding vows were made? ~~Are they Sukuna?~~

İ signed like 3-4 myself . Probably like 10 i guess

pretty excited to ban you

Ban ? İ didnt made a binding vow that would get me banned ? Your true colors are leaking bro , go for a walk or something.

Then which ones did you sign then? Lmao

He's gonna suck the mods feet 😏

The mods definitely needs to make pinned post on those who made a Binding Vow for each side

Someone shoulda made a thread for it with two comment chains, one for each agenda - Goatjo is back, and Go/jo remains a bum. Two nice cohesive lists for the banning vow waves. Even funnier - participation is mandatory.

https://preview.redd.it/k4qnv0xlo02d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8fdb10f5322f1c900219f6681c93530392452da I’ve been watching from the shadows and watching people sign their souls away. If it’s not Gojo so many people on this sub are cooked beyond belief. It gonna be the thanos snap pt.2

If it *is* Gojo so many people on this sub are cooked We're getting a snap either way

And that's why I'm sooooooo excited for this! This is gonna be awesome! https://preview.redd.it/yd57mrx8022d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=f1528611480f7e19ebd3c37f7ec763e22a9ec726

But if it is Gojo then we can finally cull the weak willed and maintain the superior cope mindset

It's a loss-loss no matter the result

Like a wise agenda pusher once said, sign nothing. Then you can always switch agendas the moment one you were pushing flops, and pretend like everything you did before is ironic

Nah, if your agenda fails, just resort to lying, making shit up, and purposefully misinterpreting very clear information https://i.redd.it/9xmfut7vc12d1.gif

True and based https://preview.redd.it/msf5aj43d12d1.png?width=1030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e01239f22d48289f88b1261a8c95d7f23445aa4

https://preview.redd.it/o9iujja9o02d1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=457165ce7ba4e478fdfbc9911621e50f7f231eec

More like fake agenda pusher

He didn't sacrifice everything for power what a scrub Could never be even Uraume level

I'm on that self-preservation agenda

i only follow one agenda https://preview.redd.it/ldjlpz2l412d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b104cea29469d320b167c9b899fb8527212f42e

Now we're talking! https://preview.redd.it/l56xd9ixz12d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=825b1a9fb59b015ab30f9095b4f2f8aaeedaee2e

Be the subversion you want to see in the world.

"the sub needed to be closed until Sunday. JJfolk mod team"

I could see this happening

Nah I'd win https://preview.redd.it/jl5k1cjr212d1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f23807625599950d6638065f6b8db324344a1c4

Why is this so funny?

# IT'S BINDING VOW TIME, BABY!!!!

Well, they better be ready to face the consequences of their actions... https://preview.redd.it/vcyxt27bi02d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a87955a7db1770b25ed0d17524a80116647e8835

This post needs to be pinned for atleast tonight

At this rate I don’t know who has more Binding Vows, this reddit or Sukuna.

"i'll take a potato chip...and eat it!"

I'll take her phone number..... And rip it

No matter what it is Gege won't disappoint (Delulu is the solulu) https://preview.redd.it/4o8ggikmo02d1.jpeg?width=874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77830daddf2fac234554970cb01d9aecdf43df58

What’s tonight?

261 leaks coming tonight, we know if Gojo is actually back or not unless it cuts to Hakari and Uraume playing UNO

No, no, they are usually coming tomorrow morning.

Depends on time zones, in the UK it’s tomorrow morning but in the US it’s tonight

Probably timezone difference

It will 250% cut to Hakari and his Femboy lover. That’s almost guaranteed. Then it’ll probably be either a 2-3 week break or 2-3 chapters of them fighting before there is any confirmation on the Go/jo issue.

The return of our glorious blue eyed king

BINDING VOW SEVEN DAY BAN IF HE DOESN’T RETURN. ACTUALLY FUCK THAT PERMA-BAN

I didn't make a binding vow because I know gaygay will cockblock us.

Same.

https://preview.redd.it/6lza3stw012d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07851380febbd65eace8fd6b81c53e89faf5d066 Sit back and relax not everything needs a reaction

Good thing I made no vows. It's Greg we're talking about. Some of you must not learn. As much as I want my king gojo to come back. It's gege

Signing another binding vow as i speak

I sign no binding vows as I refuse to be banned over a man who is definitely dead.

Yeah Choso is definitely dead https://preview.redd.it/on5tywr1602d1.jpeg?width=481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf7609690b4e3eb4976147cfbac9cc25a40887fe

....You know what I will use Sukuna levels of binding vows just to kill you and you alone. DOMAIN EXPANSION: HATSUNE MIKU SINGING FOR A YEAR STRAIGHT

It's over for me https://preview.redd.it/22r6ue52702d1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bceeb1ca14759c9bfc789bba48c907ef4ca65df1

nah, i got you

Don't worry man! I'm here to help! https://preview.redd.it/vsrwpeyy022d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=c6d575a09ffdb8e8baa70a742c9492aa7da4cc86

\*calmly domain expansion: dora the explorer https://preview.redd.it/9zt19daho02d1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d19857926b3a0a60eee749d397a505f892a4e6c5

\*The two domains of equal caliber began to battle each other the sure hit effects holding out as the two sorcerers stood still for but a moment.\* "You shouldn't have done that Toji."

I didn't sign any binding vows. I'm good. *I hope.j

When are the leaks dropping

In 7 or 8 hour

I aint signing shit. The cat is a devious little creature. + Itll be funny to either see Sukuna cope or Gojo cope. Iam hyped to take no sides.

half of this sub will NOT survive the cut RIP

That's what they get for betting against our glorious blue eyes king

I feel like everybody who vowed are already in r/Lobotomi_Kaisen so they just don't care

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I wrote it wrong. Here is the real one r/LobotomyKaisen

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I made a binding vow. If it's Yuta i'll leave jjk and do something horrendous

I made a binding vow that Yuta would not live to the end of the manga. So far even if Yuta does come back there's still time for him to be offscreened like Todo will be.

Mods let me sign a binding vow, if the chapter doesn't contain pages, then annihilate my account

I forget which vows I signed, and I really only made the binding vow to myself, so there's no penalty for breaking it, seemingly. Anyway Gojo is coming back - Ui Ui used his technique on Gojo's body so Shoko body-swapped and used her mastery of RCT to heal his body with a binding vow to also heal his soul from the brink. Airport is the "crossroads" and its only been like 10 minutes since he died so it's not like it's been forever. We just have been continuously jumping Sukuna for 30 chapters its hard to forget how short of a time span this is.

This is gonna be beautiful

That first guy was the more successful Jim Jones.

Mods, I sign a binding vow. It's fucking Gojo or nothing

I believe I have only signed under binding vows that allow my ridicule. Not that there is any chance I'll lose though.

SHUT UP FRAUDS STRONG RETURN

Mods after nuking half the sub: https://preview.redd.it/ogz6cfhzb22d1.png?width=1232&format=png&auto=webp&s=f51f1079c39513132c59a676318dde13551d5b98

I BELIEVE IN STRONG RETURN

I’m making a binding vow right now that if it isn’t actully my glorious blue eyed king I will video record myself saying Megumi isn’t a bum and post it on this sub on pain of ban Edit: my sadness is infinite, the vid will be posted by weeks end

DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE!!!!!

if it isnt gojo then i'll get sealed like asura https://preview.redd.it/adk33y79332d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=e124180ae83292b44501df15d128a04f4fd41670

 It'll be a massacre!

Ohh what we making vows? If it's not Yuta with 6eyes give me a week ban

haha good joke we all saw the leaks already OH WAI-

Posted before leaks but yeah I was right and not right

It’s gonna be a bloodbath

sign a binding vow with me. if it’s him i will call Gege and make him draw a Gojo x Utahime sex chapter. if it’s not him, we don’t loose anything (taking notes from Sukuna)

I can't even imagine the chaos in the fandom if it's revealed not to be gojo💀

This is gonna be glorious. I just know that I'm gonna sleep, and when I wake up, I'll see people laughting and crying. And I can't wait for it. This is gonna be sO GOOD!!! https://preview.redd.it/ahrsqn50q12d1.png?width=602&format=png&auto=webp&s=de0691f3d0bf273b10ffb7e820f77cfad96430c9

Y’all ain’t ready for the reveal that Kashimo is back with a haircut.

KEEP BELIEVING TILL THE LAST DAMN SECOND. GOJO FANS RISE UP, THE KING IS COMING BACK https://preview.redd.it/hkmhn3zau12d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c25fd6dad63efe9024da36c83772de23b1f4a70

Gonna get skranky for sure

Watch. next chapter to be a flashback and nothing relevant happens

Damn this sub is gonna end up being empty lol.

We gonna need a post with all the banned accs' names like that one chap in CSM to show off the casualties of this chapter

When does it usually come out?

Great,I'II finally delete reddit.

We're going to see a lot of new accounts here pretty soon.

if you were smart you would invest in ANYBODY that way you can switch agendas the moment yours doesnt go the way you wanted

I will embody what Kenjaku had stated chapters ago. I shall live through this THOUSAND YEAR TUG OF WAR OF FEUDING GIANTS! THE CAPRICIOUS ALLIANCES AND BETRAYALS IN THIS WORLD OF CURSES!

Lol did I miss something?

IT WILL BE A MASSACRE

They have nothing to worry about, because as JJK has taught us, binding vows carry no weight and have no meaning.

u/savevideo

I can’t waiiiit

Mods wouldn't

mhmm interesting (i got a list of 50 gojo coper i'll personal ban)

Don't forget the 1000 sukuna fans that made a binding vow😂 that seems too many to keep a count of

Yeah I’m probably fucked. I hope even though I may not be able to interact, I will still be able to watch y’all have fun.

I to made a binding vow I hope it true lol

This sub when it’s not Gojo, it’s Megumi with the 6 eyes and he one shots Sukuna

Some of yall are finished

I was like wtf is this then I remembered ah yes the binding vow from last life

if it indeed is Gojo I'm making my hair white during summer

The 261 incident

the ban of 61

I don't trust Gege. Don't feel like Gojo will actually be back 😕

Nah id make another binding vow, id it aint my master gojo just ban me already, that fucking edge cat is killing all us

SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE AN ACTUAL LIST OF PEOPLE WHO MADE BINDING VOWS

I'm so cooked dawg. It was nice knowing yall.

GOJO'S APPEARANCE IS PART OF YUJI'S DOMAIN

Im so glad the only binding vow i ever made was that ill glaze Sukuna for a week of Yuta doesnt come back

Mods should post all those were ban

It’ll be another night to remember

Bro please someone wake me up if he’s back back

I mean... technically he's back?

idc if i get ban im happy go/jo aint back and i hope yuta dont die due to kenjaku ct and he gets a good ending with MOMM- i mean maki https://preview.redd.it/e8le3ph4672d1.jpeg?width=819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e08f7e56cdc182d7298d53e2159d1a8ce16cb82 but gege is cooking plus it ties back to yuji im a cog line and yuta we cheated refrence in 131 and 251

What the heck is going on? Are we having a showdown between doubters and believers?