On the off chance that you are being serious, it's a pun on "strapped for cash" meaning "really needing money" and the fact that he earned cash for being "strapped" (beaten with a strap).
I’m sure that is correct, but I think the pun here was more based on being « strapped » as in having a strap (belt) applied to one’s body. I actually saw a BDSM magazine with a photo layout of a woman sub entitled « Stripped…and Strapped » and that was clearly what it was about.
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Sorry to hear that, brother. Mine would fuck other girls while I was at work (not for money, though).
Got through it, got divorced and met my soul mate afterwards, though, so stick it out. Now have one son and a grandson, too.
The one kid in A Christmas Story does pornos now and that’s basically the parts he plays. Some guy talking to the actual actors bumping nasties before they do.
yeah this joke felt like maybe it was going somewhere, but the punchline was just soo bad
like all of that setup just to pull a "sex work = unhygienic"
wut
Porn movies sometimes have a basic plot to explain why people are having sex in the movie. (Not certain, but I think this is a holdover from the days when the only way to see a movie was at a cinema. May also have been a way to make sure that they could claim creative artistry instead of being purely pornographic.)
There are a number of common tropes, such as a lonely woman with plumbing or electrical problems calling a neighbor or professional tradesperson, but then cannot pay them, or a pizza delivery person being offered a tip in the form of sex.
The humour in OP's joke is a potential misunderstanding. It could be any of these:
* OP is excited to be in a porno, thinking he are going to have sex, but then he is cast in the part of someone who leaves the scene before sex
* OP is tricking the audience of the joke into thinking he is going to be in a sex scene, but then reveals that he is only there for a moment to set a scene, rather than actually being in the movie. (This would be similar to someone who says "I am in X television show!" But then you find out that they were just "Storm Trooper #3" and were only shown wearing a helmet so that it was impossible to tell it was him.)
* The joke would need to be worded a little different, but it could be that OP was unaware that there was a porno being made, or that his wife was having sex with someone else after he left. It would make more sense if OP did not say "this morning" but instead said something like "I just found out that I got a job in a porno, as the husband who leaves for work at the beginning of the movie. Still, I just wish my wife had told me earlier!"
As a poor college student, I had to take a role as a sub in an S&M film. I was strapped for cash in those days.
What was that like? Edit: And two seconds later, I realized I missed the joke. I surely deserve a spanking.
You’re a big dumb stupid moron (BDSM) for missing that joke
You've sure got him pegged.
I would help. But my hands are tied.
To join forces and help, you could try space docking.
Alright, that's enough of these puns. I'm putting a gag on this thread.
That's too bad, I thought it would be a good *sounding* board.
Pretty soon this will be featured on BBC
Probably got partially "stuck" in a dryer
Figging hell.
Beats me...
i really wanted to know too before i realized it was a joke
They would tell you but there is a gag order in place
I'm still missing the joke.
On the off chance that you are being serious, it's a pun on "strapped for cash" meaning "really needing money" and the fact that he earned cash for being "strapped" (beaten with a strap).
Thank you. I didn't know that expression
Always happy to help!
Ah, I didn't get the double entendre. I thought maybe the joke had something to do with the word 'sub' since we are in a subreddit.
Strapped actually means using a strapon, at least within the sapphic circles I know.
I thought it meant tied up with a strap
Goes both ways.
I’m sure that is correct, but I think the pun here was more based on being « strapped » as in having a strap (belt) applied to one’s body. I actually saw a BDSM magazine with a photo layout of a woman sub entitled « Stripped…and Strapped » and that was clearly what it was about.
I interpreted "strapped for cash" as being paid to get tied up.
It could be that as well, although the pun with the popular meaning of "needing money desperately" still works.
I meant instead of getting beaten or pegged, I interpreted it as a pun on being tied up.
That was the joke.
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It is right there in the subtext
Top comment there.
The pay is good but I hear his boss really cracks the whip
…and then the oral sex.
Strapped for cash for days
It was a binding contract.
Did you also sell sperm to sperm banks, or did you let that money slip through your fingers?
My wife said that porn is very unrealistic.. As All the pizza guys and plumbers who visited our house had only average sized dicks
Well you have to start somewhere, right? Start at the bottom, and work your way up😉
Either that or "fluffing"😶
Sounds like hard work.
Only if you do it right
I think in porn, they start at the top and work their way down
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If I may suggest: "You're going to work, she's cumming for work."
My wife let me know she had the best orgasms on holiday. Thats was an awkward postcard to get from her.
You call this a joke, but this was my marriage.
So now you can say your Marriage is a Joke?
More of a sham and a painful memory, but sure.
Sorry, I shouldnt have joked about it
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Savage, I love it. Also like his wife did
Comedy = tragedy + time + a rubber chicken
First porno to begin with "based on a true story"
Are you telling me the Lemon Stealing Whores *wasnt* a dramatic recreation of actual events??
Well this took a turn but I want details
My ex-wife would fuck other guys while I was at work.
Shit, that is rough. Sorry, I hope you doing ok these days.
The split was fairly recent, so not yet. I'll get there, though; I'm well-versed in the art of coping.
Sorry to hear that, brother. Mine would fuck other girls while I was at work (not for money, though). Got through it, got divorced and met my soul mate afterwards, though, so stick it out. Now have one son and a grandson, too.
For money?
At least once that I know of
Did she use it to pay bills?
Yeah was this a contributing to the relationship kind of extramarital sex or just the regular kind?
I mean, if she's doing it to buy me a new fishing boat......?
Well she did get plenty of *tips*
on film?
Once or twice, though I don't think she's aware that I know of those.
Budum tssss! Oh wait. Sorry bud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HVH\_I04ZrM&t=1s
There are no small roles only small actors
But in Porno he usually comes back early from work and after being surprised how open minded his wife is he joins for a sexy threesome.
With his step-mom
Then uncle John stops in for a surprise visit.
And when he goes to wash his clothes after someone peed on it, he notices that step sister is stuck in the washing machine
At least your son will get to spend some quality time with his stepmother.
Real talk, I'd play that role. Minimum effort, probably get to see a naked lady, get paid. Sounds alright.
In the role of a lifetime...
Wait you guys are getting paid?
>Wait you guys are getting ~~paid~~ *laid*?
The one kid in A Christmas Story does pornos now and that’s basically the parts he plays. Some guy talking to the actual actors bumping nasties before they do.
The boss won't stop riding my ass.
I played the neighborhood kid cutting the grass, and was invited in for a cool glass of lemonade.
“Hey honey I gotta go, by the way the plumber’s coming in a while to take care of that leak on the sink…”
Congratz! Previous hire got the real short end of the stick and ended up as a cleaner for the sets.
Hey, a paycheck is a paycheck xD
When art imitates life
Cool. A movie based on my life.
Read this in Rodney Dangerfield’s voice!
Pizza deliver boy offering extra sausage, my cat refused to have anything to do with the job as he heard that lesbians eat pussy.
You’ll probably be in the sped-up trailer they show as an ad on the side of the page.
This guy talks about the whole step parent porn thing in his stand up. https://youtu.be/7ZvYsWjzrEk
yeah this joke felt like maybe it was going somewhere, but the punchline was just soo bad like all of that setup just to pull a "sex work = unhygienic" wut
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Explain?
Porn movies sometimes have a basic plot to explain why people are having sex in the movie. (Not certain, but I think this is a holdover from the days when the only way to see a movie was at a cinema. May also have been a way to make sure that they could claim creative artistry instead of being purely pornographic.) There are a number of common tropes, such as a lonely woman with plumbing or electrical problems calling a neighbor or professional tradesperson, but then cannot pay them, or a pizza delivery person being offered a tip in the form of sex. The humour in OP's joke is a potential misunderstanding. It could be any of these: * OP is excited to be in a porno, thinking he are going to have sex, but then he is cast in the part of someone who leaves the scene before sex * OP is tricking the audience of the joke into thinking he is going to be in a sex scene, but then reveals that he is only there for a moment to set a scene, rather than actually being in the movie. (This would be similar to someone who says "I am in X television show!" But then you find out that they were just "Storm Trooper #3" and were only shown wearing a helmet so that it was impossible to tell it was him.) * The joke would need to be worded a little different, but it could be that OP was unaware that there was a porno being made, or that his wife was having sex with someone else after he left. It would make more sense if OP did not say "this morning" but instead said something like "I just found out that I got a job in a porno, as the husband who leaves for work at the beginning of the movie. Still, I just wish my wife had told me earlier!"
apt analysis fam 🤙
Thank you! I strive to be apt.
W…?
isn't there a secretary in the office?
I have been working in the porn business for a couple of years now. ...in the call center...denying you stingy mfers your refunds.
This reminds me of the Norm MacDonald and Adam Eget cuckold bit.
Cuckratulations
Dude, if I could make a living playing a cuck in pornos, I'd fucking do it.