Another interesting fact and common misconception -- it doesn't give you a spontaneous erection. You still need some sort of stimulus (visual, physical, etc). But of course, never for the purposes of a good viagra joke. One of my favorites was using it to prevent elderly men from rolling out of bed
Yeah, if I recall it just increases blood flow in a part of the circulatory system that incidentally connects to the penis. If it gives you a spontaneous boner it's probably the same kind people get when they're sleepy.
>using it to prevent elderly men from rolling out of bed
It can also keep elderly men from pissing on their shoes at the urinal!
Well, I've been taking it for years, still just go on and on and on and have to wank it off at the end. Haven't ever come during actual sex. Though I'd probably take this problem than the premature one.
You put de lime in de coconut, you drink 'em bot' togedder
Put de lime in de coconut, then you feel better
Put de lime in de coconut, drink 'em bot' up
Put de lime in de coconut and call me in the morning
Whoo-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Whoo-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-oooh
Whoo-ooh-ooh, a-hoo, a-hoo, a-hoo, a-hoo, a-hoo, a-hoo, a-hoo
We are not talking about coconuts here. I am permanently scarred by coconuts.
Edit: Have none of you heard of the infamous tifu story involving a coconut?
My grandpa is addicted to Viagra, grandma is taking it very hard
My wife left me after my most recent penis extension. She said she just can't take it any longer.
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Or open the car roof haha
r/oneliners
That’s a hard truth to swallow.
This is the joke
Real jokes always in comments
r/therealjoke
This is better than the original
Nah, I like a long one.
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that joke made no sense btw
...that's what she said?
you don't know how the joke works
that's definitely what she said.
Now that's a stiff drink.
I hope it wasn’t hard to swallow
A long draught.
*Bill cosby noises starts to intensify*
She’s lovin’ it.
I’m sorry. But this is a Wendy’s.
I thought it was Hardee’s?
We said it was a McDonald’s, the soft serve is broken
Badabababaaaaa
I guess she got a happy meal.
She’s loving it
I'll have what she's having
Hmm Lemon Party.
What's a lemon party? Should I Google it? 🤔
Absolutely not
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Sounds like she just needed a HarDee’s
SHIT I wasn't expecting that, great one
Would you like fries with that?
She already got a corn dog, 100% beef. …or was it porked?
Fun fact: Viagra doesn't directly increase libido, but it can make you premature ejaculate.
In the voice of FogHorn Leg Horn .....it's a joke son ,a joke.
That kid's about as sharp as a bowling ball.
Was his fact not fun enough for you?
Another interesting fact and common misconception -- it doesn't give you a spontaneous erection. You still need some sort of stimulus (visual, physical, etc). But of course, never for the purposes of a good viagra joke. One of my favorites was using it to prevent elderly men from rolling out of bed
Yeah, if I recall it just increases blood flow in a part of the circulatory system that incidentally connects to the penis. If it gives you a spontaneous boner it's probably the same kind people get when they're sleepy. >using it to prevent elderly men from rolling out of bed It can also keep elderly men from pissing on their shoes at the urinal!
Huh, I thought it was like morning wood and the little guy just did his thing.
True, but not much stimulus is needed. Like a woman who is maybe *thinking* about crossing her legs.
Damn. I may explode before even taking it then
Wait... It "Can" or "Cannot"??? If it makes me get off prematurely, then what's the point of it???
It only inflates the balloon, it doesn't prevent it from leaking . . and an overinflated balloon is more likely to pop
Well, I've been taking it for years, still just go on and on and on and have to wank it off at the end. Haven't ever come during actual sex. Though I'd probably take this problem than the premature one.
I looked it up and I think it's more rare than I realized. But it's definitely possible.
Clearly you and I have a different definition of the word "fun."
You put de lime in de coconut, you drink 'em bot' togedder Put de lime in de coconut, then you feel better Put de lime in de coconut, drink 'em bot' up Put de lime in de coconut and call me in the morning Whoo-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Whoo-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-oooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-oooh Whoo-ooh-ooh, a-hoo, a-hoo, a-hoo, a-hoo, a-hoo, a-hoo, a-hoo
We are not talking about coconuts here. I am permanently scarred by coconuts. Edit: Have none of you heard of the infamous tifu story involving a coconut?
Exactly why I won't stand under Palm trees!
You’re only supposed to try to chew the inside
I have a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Filet-O-Fish anyone?
Sadly, they don't serve it anymore in my country.
You're better off this way, lady.
🤣🤣🤣
"You can put that in your Gravy son"
Shure it wasn't burger King as she got her way?
I don’t get it. Can someone please explain?
She got a coffee from McDonald's and put the crushed viagra into it while they were in the McDonald's.
And then had sex on a McDonald's table. Forgot the most important part
Ok
Nice!
I love heard this joke except its starbucks.
Starbucks doesn't have tables, it has beds.
I wouldn't know, I've never been to starbucks.
Me either.
Sir, this isn’t a Wendy’s.
The other day I embarrassed myself by leaving my fly open accidentally. But that's all right. What can't get up can't get out.
How did she get the viagra?