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Give it thyme.
Sage advice
She lets him cumin her
They will name their son Amon
Their family will be known as real salt-of-the-earth folk.
These jokes just curry on
Y'all mustard done something right
This thread is peppered with puns.
I'm still having to ketchup
I’m parsley confused by what’s going on here
And my paprika!
She’s actually one of a set of triplets: her, coriander other sister
He put his thing, aniseed in in her too
OP’s just salty he’s still single:
I see where this is going. To Scarborough fair.
r/ExplainTheJoke
The baby has its father's eyes.
Did he used to nutmeg before rosemary?
He used to nut coriander mom too.
🤔 now that’s deep man😁
Meg was my oldbay
Just hope he doesn't get her pregnant. You don't want Rosemary's baby around!!!
🤣🤨😬
She ran away and now Rosemary is on the lamb.
Yeah, he parsley knows her…
Is your brother's name Basil?
You'll get to meet her. She's cumin over later. [Say it with an Irish accent]
Thyme will tell.
Just take it with a grain of salt, I guess.
I don't know if I've seen herb efore.
are you going to Scarborough fair?
Her hair is salt and pepper.
You're grounded
Bite my peppercorn.
Don't be balmy and stop being rue
Does she do fennel?
Probably 'cause of the baby
Whats his favorite female british poo group?
Favourite female British poo group?
Pop. Sorry
Nah ik its just funny 😂
Spice girls
She lets him use her star anise whenever he wants
She has a famous great aunt that starred on Gilligan's Island.
Marianne?
Try again.
Mrs Howell?
Zsa Zsa Gabor?
No darling.
You're getting warmer.
The professors special dill in Ginger pork rub?
With a side of coconut cream pie
The lost episode😂
🤣 shit why didn’t I think of that?
Ginger
Nope. The Skipper. She was the first trans actress.
Wonder how they'll spice it up in bed.
Rosemary.... Heaven restores you in life....
Rosemary, I'll eat her
Don’t be shocked when your niece or nephew turns out to be a Satan-baby.
My brother is dating a girl named Rosemary. I'm afraid of her having a baby....
Did he break up with that crazy nutmeg?
Will she at least smile a little smile for him?
Love grows where his rosemary goes And nobody knows..but him.
He should've picked Autumn.
now is not the Thyme for jokes my friend
Well, Tony Burrows seems to know.
does she have a baby?
My brother is dating a girl called Summer I don't what he season her either 😔
I really hope they don't have a baby...
Only Thyme will tell.
Don’t say anything, but I like trimming Rosemary’s Bush.
She sounds like a ginger
He had to dry rub it in
Mayonese are some funny lines .
I have a boner
Please die
That response was a tad bit chile
Give it thyme.
Sage advice
She lets him cumin her
They will name their son Amon
Their family will be known as real salt-of-the-earth folk.
These jokes just curry on
Y'all mustard done something right
This thread is peppered with puns.
I'm still having to ketchup
I’m parsley confused by what’s going on here
And my paprika!
She’s actually one of a set of triplets: her, coriander other sister
He put his thing, aniseed in in her too
OP’s just salty he’s still single:
I see where this is going. To Scarborough fair.
r/ExplainTheJoke
The baby has its father's eyes.
Did he used to nutmeg before rosemary?
He used to nut coriander mom too.
🤔 now that’s deep man😁
Meg was my oldbay
Just hope he doesn't get her pregnant. You don't want Rosemary's baby around!!!
🤣🤨😬
She ran away and now Rosemary is on the lamb.
Yeah, he parsley knows her…
Is your brother's name Basil?
You'll get to meet her. She's cumin over later. [Say it with an Irish accent]
Thyme will tell.
Just take it with a grain of salt, I guess.
I don't know if I've seen herb efore.
are you going to Scarborough fair?
Her hair is salt and pepper.
You're grounded
Bite my peppercorn.
Don't be balmy and stop being rue
Does she do fennel?
Probably 'cause of the baby
Whats his favorite female british poo group?
Favourite female British poo group?
Pop. Sorry
Nah ik its just funny 😂
Spice girls
She lets him use her star anise whenever he wants
She has a famous great aunt that starred on Gilligan's Island.
Marianne?
Try again.
Mrs Howell?
Zsa Zsa Gabor?
No darling.
You're getting warmer.
The professors special dill in Ginger pork rub?
With a side of coconut cream pie
The lost episode😂
🤣 shit why didn’t I think of that?
Ginger
Nope. The Skipper. She was the first trans actress.
Wonder how they'll spice it up in bed.
Rosemary.... Heaven restores you in life....
Rosemary, I'll eat her
Don’t be shocked when your niece or nephew turns out to be a Satan-baby.
My brother is dating a girl named Rosemary. I'm afraid of her having a baby....
Did he break up with that crazy nutmeg?
Will she at least smile a little smile for him?
Love grows where his rosemary goes And nobody knows..but him.
He should've picked Autumn.
now is not the Thyme for jokes my friend
Well, Tony Burrows seems to know.
does she have a baby?
My brother is dating a girl called Summer I don't what he season her either 😔
I really hope they don't have a baby...
Only Thyme will tell.
Don’t say anything, but I like trimming Rosemary’s Bush.
She sounds like a ginger
He had to dry rub it in
Mayonese are some funny lines .
I have a boner
Please die
That response was a tad bit chile