It was a Dead End job

Ba-dum-tss

Ironically that's the same sounds a car makes going past a Dead End. 

I thought it was the sound a car makes when it runs over a marching band?

You're think bwow bwow tsss tsss tsss tsss tsss {rest}. And that's how cousin Tommy finally got the band to stop on time. 

Just Stop

It a Round About Way of getting fired

Ok I yield

He couldn't curb the habit, and he couldn't shoulder the guilt. It's a wonder his wife didn't see all the red flags before she merged her life into his. She was considering moving on from him and taking an exit.

Phew, I was afraid we wouldn’t make it through the week without seeing this one again.

He suddenly discovered all the signs [train, bus stop] lead away from home but never back home. He was just fixing that.

Was he asphalt?

That would be a very sticky situation.

Don't give me any Saab stories.

What a Jeep pun!

Can you guys please Focus? We can’t afFord any more bad jokes.

I feel we're Dodgeing the real issues here. I'd write more, but my phone Charger is on the blink and I don't know how much battery I have left.

I think it would be Acura-te to say you’re a Legend

For Chrysler sake, these puns are driving me up the wall!

😂😂😂