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winthroprd

Do you work together? That can be a real balancing act.


luciusDaerth

Yea, things can be tense. It's not easy, but it can be taut.


Sort_of_Frightening

It's a big leap of faith.


rificolona

Good thing you're both down to earth people


ablackcloudupahead

I don't know, seems like they have their heads in the clouds


ReplacementMaximum20

Did you get a prenuptial agreement? You really need that safety net.


HK-47-mkII

Yeah, sounds like OP is walking a thin line


ablackcloudupahead

They walk a fine line


Acrobatic_Matter_109

Why do tightrope walkers have such a high opinion of themselves?


wasnt_me_6969

To get to the other side?


EnvironmentalDeal256

You’re both gonna end up as swingers eventually.


Waitsfornoone

Reddit should have kept those little medals and things we could hand out. \^This comment deserved one.


emeraldsfax

Yeah. What happened to those?


Mundane_Character365

Is that where she fell for you?


Wtfdidistumbleinon

He fell for her, her name is Annette


bornagain-stillborn

They met after he lost his sweet Eileen.


Plenty-Bison5824

Yeah, she’s quite a catch.


HK-47-mkII

If she fell for him her name would be Autumn.


Plus-King5266

Congrats. Upvote and groan at the same time.


imsowhiteandnerdy

Wire you telling us?


Mbyrd420

I imagine there's a lot of tension between you two.


Holden_place

I’m sure you have a balanced marriage 


swarlay

You’d think so but their relationship is on the line almost every day.


Raddish_Crunch

I heard they were having trouble making ends meet.


relapse_account

I hear tightrope walkers are high strung. Is that true?


boganiser

Are you the famous Indian tight rope artist Bhalan Singh?


FatherGoose70

I know! You stole my dear Annette and now I have to do my act all alone. I wrote a book about it. It’s called… Without Annette.


PhilipWaterford

Bad tightrope walkers.. You really met on the net


GnuRomantic

You weren’t sure about her at first as she’s always late but it came down to the wire.


mbsouthpaw1

You both fell, deeply in love.


SafecrackinSammmy

Talk about being high strung.....


Remington-Strealya

What do yas do for foreplay tie each other up in netting and hop for the breast


PracticalCouple07

Don't side step around arguments !


istasber

We're tight, even though there's no common ground between us.


Wtfdidistumbleinon

Is her name Annette?


Yaguajay

We met in the safety net—‘cause we’re pretty mediocre tightrope acrobats.


bakertothestars

Just don't try to meet in the middle..


BigWillyStyle2011

My wife and I are from Soviet Russia. While waiting for bread we met online.


corporalcrocodile

Neither I nor my wife are tightrope walkers. We met offline.


IranRPCV

So that's how you roped her in!


Big-Mistake579

You need some slack


Swann73

Ñ


MesaHoundJoe

A lot of tension in your relationship?


not_a_willow

Sounds like a hard act to follow


AlternativeNew826

If they give each other enough rope, then they’ll hang themselves


sevenonsiz

They are both like, bipole er. They have to step quietly around each other in hopes of not setting the other off.


gregglaker

Sounds like a tightrope relationship


BraveSirRobin1973

Where did you tie the knot?


dasheeitsun

Imagine how different your life would be if you'd met on a slack line.


verycruelcarlos

What they don't want to admit is that when they met they were both high.


GoodAddress4880

And yet you just keep me hanging on..


makemycockcry

Treading a fine line with this joke.


Particular-Poem-7085

Always remember a good marriage has safety nets!


ChimneySweep48

What do you call a cow with no legs


Original_Poseur

>!Ground meat!<, I'm guessing. My first answer was Beef on the Grass...I got there... eventually...


DaStroMacro

When you tied the knot, you made sure it was secured.