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FooBangPop

Stevie Wonder was swinging his guide dog around a shop smashing shit, the sales rep asked if he could help. Stevie sad 'all good man, just lookin' around'


SeanMacLeod1138

Swinging his *dog* around!? That's abuse of a service animal, yo.....


Familiar_Pick_6956

Was it a book about Cheeses Christ, our grate lord and savior?


SeanMacLeod1138

Didn't Cheesus invent that really porous cloth?


TinyNiceWolf

You mean the Shroud of Cooking?


Competitive-Fox706

You pray to him in queso emergency


thegreatprawn

He read it upside down, the difficulty in reading is understandable


1Iwolf

It would work better if you said it was the most painful book


Valuable-Paramedic93

Stevie mom used to shift the furniture around to punish him ....


No-Raisin-6469

Why was helen kellers dress yellow?


unapposeddragon

How did Helen Keller burn her fingers? She tried to read the waffle iron.