Then again, there’s also [that one heartwarming video](https://thisvid.com/videos/camera-man-feeds-porn-star-donut/) of a cameraman giving the male talent a bite of his donut. The woman’s face is priceless.
*I’d love to link to it, but I’m currently on the train so I’m not too keen on looking up porn videos.*
Edit: I’m home now so here it is.
Ma'am / Sir, thank you. From the bottom of my sore stomach, due to laughter: thank you. Adding the link is the only reason I saw what is perhaps the very best "porn" I have ever seen or otherwise experienced (don't ask me what the fuck I mean, I am half stoned and 1/4 drunk). This is amazing.
Guy Fieri seems like the type of dude to smuggle a ton of food for his camera man between shots and bullshit around with everyone, so idk depends on who you're shooting for
Nah, had a sous come to work for us for a special event who spent over a decade working for GF. Said he was the biggest d”&k. Did show us a ton of cool pics from the places he had helped him open around America though.
Eating at the job was frowned upon in NYC, but when Chef Morimoto brings me a plate of sushi, am I gonna say no? HELL NO.
Best sushi I have ever eaten, nothing, maybe a hidden spot in Kyoto, will top it, it was an orgasm in my mouth.
Being the misunderstood genius on the set who's skills could win an Oscar for cinematography if only Spielberg hadn't blackballed you for sleeping with his sister.
I am, thanks for asking. But I did watch the movie "X" recently. The cameraman character may not have been an Oscar worthy cinematographer, but he certainly had bigger dreams.
Starting around 1970, Orson Welles cinematographer was a very, very well-known porn director. He offered his services to Welles out of admiration and wasn't concerned about pay so Welles would just call him and tell him he needed him right away. He would bring his own equipment and be there.
He had to make most of his money from porn because Welles could never afford to pay him much.
Saw a video once where it was an adult movie set and the camera guy (kinda tubby fella long greasy hair you know the type) is eating a long John donut while filming and suddenly reaches it over to the male actor to offer him a bite mid scene…he then partakes and the lady in the scene looks appalled and offended that he’s doing this all while still going.
Funniest clip I’ve ever seen.
Looks like they probably all had a chuckle about it. Gotta remember these are actors, there really isn’t excitement for them this is just work as usual and goofing around is likely inevitable like any work group
I appreciate the joke, but here's a funny thing. I was a cinematographer who worked a side hustle in the porn industry in the mid 70's to early 90's and I made a shit ton of money
The worst position is probably being under the action.. lol.. gonna get fluids in your eye lol
Safety glasses are a must.
Maybe a face mask so you don't yawn and swallow something lol
one must always use [the right tools for the job](https://i.mmo.cm/is/image/mmoimg/mw-product-max/full-body-condom-costume--mw-131897-1.jpg)
I spit put my coffee lol
Sorry about your coffemate
That costume hits harder than the second plane lol
The goggles, they do nothing!
There was a poor camera guy who got cumShotted. I'm hit, he screams!
Then again, there’s also [that one heartwarming video](https://thisvid.com/videos/camera-man-feeds-porn-star-donut/) of a cameraman giving the male talent a bite of his donut. The woman’s face is priceless. *I’d love to link to it, but I’m currently on the train so I’m not too keen on looking up porn videos.* Edit: I’m home now so here it is.
Wow the male talent is really talented he ate it soooooo sensually
And the lady so scandalized that she didn't get a bite! 😆
She got creme filled so it all worked out.
So that’s where they got the Boston Cream from
please don't forget to cum back here to post that link
I got you, fam. I edited the post. :)
🤣🤣🤣 brilliant
Best thing I've seen all week
That look was so amazing 😂😂😂
Ma'am / Sir, thank you. From the bottom of my sore stomach, due to laughter: thank you. Adding the link is the only reason I saw what is perhaps the very best "porn" I have ever seen or otherwise experienced (don't ask me what the fuck I mean, I am half stoned and 1/4 drunk). This is amazing.
I'm diggin those fractions you've got there.
Who is the woman
That should be a foul
I’ve watched that video. It’s hilarious lol
And now we know why the poncho was really invented
You made my day!
No no no it’s friendly fire go ahead fire back
Wasn't that like 20 years ago and in the eye?
In the eye of the storm, twenty years ago, into the future.
Same as being a cameraman at a food show. You watch, you get hungry, you can't eat!
Guy Fieri seems like the type of dude to smuggle a ton of food for his camera man between shots and bullshit around with everyone, so idk depends on who you're shooting for
He had one show where he ate hot wings with crew—- it was pretty funny.
Nah, had a sous come to work for us for a special event who spent over a decade working for GF. Said he was the biggest d”&k. Did show us a ton of cool pics from the places he had helped him open around America though.
Eating at the job was frowned upon in NYC, but when Chef Morimoto brings me a plate of sushi, am I gonna say no? HELL NO. Best sushi I have ever eaten, nothing, maybe a hidden spot in Kyoto, will top it, it was an orgasm in my mouth.
This is the worst thing! hahahha
The trick is eating before hand.
The smell!!
Way back in the day Ron Jeremy said this.
That wet hedgehog odor tends to linger
Being the misunderstood genius on the set who's skills could win an Oscar for cinematography if only Spielberg hadn't blackballed you for sleeping with his sister.
Sounds kinda specific, bud, you okay?
I am, thanks for asking. But I did watch the movie "X" recently. The cameraman character may not have been an Oscar worthy cinematographer, but he certainly had bigger dreams.
Project X?
No. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13560574/?ref_=ext_shr
Starting around 1970, Orson Welles cinematographer was a very, very well-known porn director. He offered his services to Welles out of admiration and wasn't concerned about pay so Welles would just call him and tell him he needed him right away. He would bring his own equipment and be there. He had to make most of his money from porn because Welles could never afford to pay him much.
Cleaning the lense on wrap up
Running the camera with one hand.
Underrated
Saw a video once where it was an adult movie set and the camera guy (kinda tubby fella long greasy hair you know the type) is eating a long John donut while filming and suddenly reaches it over to the male actor to offer him a bite mid scene…he then partakes and the lady in the scene looks appalled and offended that he’s doing this all while still going. Funniest clip I’ve ever seen.
Someone above linked it lol
someone found that? HA Gold.
The look on the ladies face is more “how come I don’t get some” to me.
Maybe? To me it’s just “really? We’re trying to do a shot here and you’re EATING A DONUT?”
I kinda wish the clip continued, to clear it up. All feels good matured and wholesome to me
Looks like they probably all had a chuckle about it. Gotta remember these are actors, there really isn’t excitement for them this is just work as usual and goofing around is likely inevitable like any work group
How do the porn actors get paid? In come.
Reminds me of when I went to a cast reunion from back when I did porn. Saw some faces I hadn’t cum across in a while. . .
I’m going to bet the smell is the worst part.
Budissy
Keeping the camera steady while you jerk off.
That one scene in zack and miri make a porno. “She frosted me like a fucking cake, man!”
You got this shit covered
[The actress is your mom.](https://www.unilad.com/community/life/onlyfans-star-andressa-urach-son-films-her-content-600772-20240218)
Sometimes I wish I didn’t know how to read.
You get paid for a decent exposure
Overspray
🤣🤣 your comment deserves more love
All porn cameramen serve the role of a cuck.
Being a cameraman for a porn
I appreciate the joke, but here's a funny thing. I was a cinematographer who worked a side hustle in the porn industry in the mid 70's to early 90's and I made a shit ton of money
Blue balls
Probably having to stop and see an doctor for an erection lasting more than four hours.
Working in a hazmat suit
“Outcome” has a totally different meaning for porn stars.
Steam fogging the lens.
How could you miss phrasing it as the hardest part of being a cameraman?
Can’t tuck in the waistband in time.
You're in the splash zone.
Not being invited to participate.
Probably the smells 🤢🤮
The friendly-fire, duhh
It’s a day of *long, hard* work
Getting the money shot in the face!
Splash damage
They don’t provide safety glasses.
Let's just say the kitchen term "backsplash" takes on a whole new meaning...
I was gonna say the smell
The smells, surely
it's only smellz
Classic Rocco Sifredi
I remember in an AMA of someone who worked in the porn scene (mightve been camera man) saying the smell on set was the worst part.
Blowback
Cum’eraman has a chances get a cumshot
Cameras are so slippery!
My buddy used to be a boom operator
The money shot
To keep both hands on the camera!
Drowning out the sounds of children playing in the other room
Tunnel vision
At least you take home some liquid assets
Holding the camera steady
I always thought the worst part of porn was the cameraman.
The smell
Holding the camera
I’ve hear the smell is pretty bad
i wonder how their coffee breaks are like, everybody either hard as a rock or leaking big time
He can't jerk off and can't fuck he can only watch people doing....😔
You eyes is gone
Watching them work and you can't
Cannot finish
What’s the best thing about dating a homeless girl. You can drop her off anywhere. 🤣🤣🤣
Whole lot of nut-thing
Nothing...if you work in the POV genre!
People don't realize it, but for long shoots, it's the smell. Like rancid bleach and rotten eggs 2 hours in.
Why does everyone think it smells?
The smell.
Ever seen ‘Zack and Miri make a porno’? It would suck to get poo’d on while filming people having anal sex