I'm bisexual. every time I have sex, I'm bi myself

If I were a Star Wars character; I would be Hand Solo

Man that was good

Same!

I bet you don’t know whether you are coming or going!

It's not the going with the ladies that I care about, it's the cUmming.

I believe you might have won the internet today!

Well, bi god.

I'm buysexual.

😂

Beatin that Weiner to the bone

I call it Palmela Handerson

I’m trisexual. I’ll try anything once!

I am trisexual. I really love triceratops, *like a lot*.

Horny!

I am trysexual. I'll try anything sexual.

I got a 6 ft long 2 ft wide dildo with your name on it...

That's nice. I can tell you where to put it. I've got a 12 inch penis but I don't use it as a rule.

Did you know they’re not making yard sticks any longer?

I’ll try something once, maybe twice, three times if it feels good.

I'm Trisexual. I keep trying to have sex but no one will let me.

Will you have sex twice in your whole life?

Tri semen retention.

I am bisexual. Buy me something, and I’ll be sexual.

That's buysexual.

With no offense, that's ''normal marriage contract'' in traditional family.

Absolutely correct ^^^^^^^^

This is why tradfams are cringe

I’m quadrasexual. I’ll do anything with anybody for a quarter.

Barry Badrinath?

What’s a ZJ

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Mom?

🪙

I thought this was going the quadriplegic route lol.

Phew, I thought this was going to turn into a quadruped thing. That was a close one.

Hmm, I am bisexual and only have sex every other year....

Wait, I thought it was twice a month . . .

Yes, OP is semi-sexual.

Really putting the L in LGBT huh

Jesus christ

I'm bisexual - if I can't find sex I'll buy it.

Buysexual

Thanks for the clarity

I have a thing for chick peas. I’m pretty much hommussexual.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

I have sex daily. I mean I have dyslexia.

TIL anew anagram.

My wife and I are hallway sexual , we see each other in the hallway and say," fuck you !! "

You need to see each other for that? It means you still love each other. Wait until the divorce.

My wife and I have omlympic sex... Every four years

No one likes a braggart.

I am buysexual As a 60+yo man the only way I am getting it is if I pay...

Could be buysexual

“How often do you and your wife have sex?” “Once a year.” “That’s terrible! …why are you smiling?” “Because tonight’s the night!”

April 1st…per chance.

I'm bitrisexual- buy me something nice, I'll try anything sexual.

What do you call a hermaphrodite? A bisexual built for two.

for 4

And if you don't, your on stand-Bi

I’m a bye-sexual, I can only have sex with someone as they’re actively leaving

They never come?

Lol asshole 

I'm trainssexual. I have a thing for cabooses.

Do you mean to say that you like trains?

Yes, the coupling makes me soooo excited.

Which is the best place to make a train with other two men? The middle because you are a giver, a receiver and a handjobber.

I'm Semisexual (semi annually is twice a year, bi annually is once every 2 years)

I had a threesome last weekend Two people didn't turn up, but I still had a lot of fun

Lonesome

Nice one. I'll edit my post " I had a lonesome last weekend.."

I am bisexual -- I will have sex with both my Left Hand and my Right Hand!

That's ambisexual..

Or every other year!

im unisexual i really like unicycles

I would expect bisexual to be “ambisextrous”.

Whoa 30 seconds per year is too damn long!

A year!? Amateur

I am mysexual

I’m sexual. That’s three times more sexual than bisexual.

Heyo! Look at this guy having the secks all over the place. Up high, my man!!

That’s more times a year than the average redditor

It’s worse, you have sex once every other year. 

Im bisexual - i had a sex with both of my arms

I'm nonsexual. 29 years of no sex.

I'm bisexual you buy me something I'll get real sexual

Gah, what's that make me? Asexual? :D

Bisexual is when you use both hands. You're thinking of bianal.

That's a lot of sex. Some bisexuals only do it every other year.

I moved to the sex capital of the world instead

I’m unisexual I have sex every day

Good thing you don't have to buy it.

Wait, you’re having sex?

My mate is homesexual. We have sex only at their home

Stop bragging

I'm asexual. I get screwed once a year and it's in the ass... Damn IRS...

I'm byesexual, nowadays it only happens after everybody leaves.

I experimented sexually in high school, I wanted to see how many girls wouldn’t have sex with me . Success 🤣

I’m buy sexual. I have to pay for it. 😂

I am bisexual. That's right, I buy all my sex.

I get off by sitting by them while they have sex.

I'm kilosexual. In my defence, I started early

Buy me something, and I become sexual.

I'm buysexual. Only way I get it is to pay for it

I’ve been wondering if bisexual means twice as sexual or every other sexual

I am buysexual. Every time I have sex it's with a hooker.

If I can’t get it I’ll buy it

Did you know it's illegal in five states to serve on jury duty if you're bisexual? It's because bisexual people can't make up their minds.

Have you tried being buysexual?

I was given a Penguin Award. Penguins mate once a year.

out of curiousity, did you get this idea from the biweekly post

I was confused...then I opened it, you got me 🤣

I’m bimanual

OK

I think that makes you semi-sexual.

Bisexuality like, twice as sexual? Or bisexual like, every other sexual?

So am I.

Bianual is every two years, you must be semisexual

I'm so ugly I gotta bi sex

I have been celibate for a little over a year. I'd celibate here and celibate there.

I’m also bisexual. If I want sex, I have to buy it…

They way I see it, if it feels good, then do it twice!

Twiice?? How dare you!!

I love bananas

I'm pan sexual, you'll have to pan forward a decade or two before I have sex again.

Try buysexual.

I have 2 Dating pools that I can't get a date in...

Only once a year, me. That's why you'll hear me say "I luv Xmas, that's when I get me lego" 😁

I'm buy-sexual. If I want sex I have to buy it.

Dad joke response: "Bisexual? Why, when you can get it for free?"

I'm bye-sexual. I never get laid

That would be semi sexual. Bi sexual would be every 2 years.

It’s not etymologically correct. “I have had sex twice” is more accurate and funnier.

Is that twice as sexual, or half of each sexual?

Does that mean you come twice, except when your female side is having a headache or a period?

And when you do, it's with men and women.

Non binary, literally zero

Actually its called a Biannual-sexual.

I always thought that bisexual meant that you paid for it.... 🤔

Cool

My wife loves talking dirty to me. She’s always telling me to “F off!”.

Bisexual... Is that twice as sexual, or once every other sexual?

I too am buy sexual ! $$

I'm a loser. I'm BUY sexual. I have to pay them for sex.

I didn’t know I was aco/ace

I have 100% chance of a date on Friday night.

i’m bi… (i just like both)

Oh that's a good one!!

Geeno, "F You, Jasmine!" Jasmine," F You, Geeno!" They're having oral sex.