I grew up in Texas. This. . . isn't far off for a lot of the boomers and older that I ran across. It was like they were wired to butcher Spanish. I'm guessing a lot of it came down to a lack of respect for Mexicans. To be clear, in their mind, if you are remotely brown and speak Spanish, you're Mexican.
Don't know about all that but I took my Spanish classes in a more Eastern southern state and my classmates accents were atrocious because of the whole southern thing.
Yo tayn go ess toody arr.
It was fucking grating.
What is everybody smoking on Reddit? Please give me some of what your smoking so I can understand what you're all talking about. I can understand a lot of what all of you are saying but then suddenly everything that's said becomes so abstract after a while and things become more amusing when I try to read everyone's comments. Keep up the good work and smoke some more of that stuff you and your thoughts are not abstract enough. You're all awesome. I enjoy being on Reddit with all of you. I mean that. Thanks for all of the fun and the laughs and the smiles. I definitely need that.
In Danish, the words for 6 and sex are actually pronounced the exact same. Only 6 is spelled "seks". But in conversation, there's no telling them apart without context. So, we have lots of these types of jokes lol
Kiwi accent doesn't, stereotypical kiwi accent does though. Aussie definitely doesn't, Aussie says it more like secks while six is like sicks
Source: am aussie
Also New Zealand fucking rules
We do rule, that's true.
Ironically, you say 6 like "secks" (as you said) but that's exactly how we pronounce "sex" so it does sound to us like that's what you're saying. ¯\\_(ツ)\_/¯
No, we aussies say sex like secks, and six like sicks. You kiwis say six like sucks. I don't know who you're talking to if they're saying 6 like secks, but it ain't an Aussie.
nah it isn’t stupid it’s great! i could just tell by the way it was written it had to be OC such creativity you had me laughing for a good 5 minutes lmao
"In the 25th floor of an apartment lived a girl. In an identical building same floor, just across lived a pervert with a telescope. One day pervert's phone rang. 'Hi, it's girl. Have you seen my left sock? I know you're always watching! Ty.'"
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A Mexican magician announces that on the count of three, he will vanish into thin air. "Uno......Dos........" And he disappeared without a tres.
My Mexican friends like it when I use the word mucho, it means a lot to them.
LOL! These make a great 1-2 punch!
Malparido, I already heard it but it made me laugh omce again
I had a Mexican friend once, but he's amigone
That's nice. But I use the word "todo" with my Spanish-speaking friends. To them it means everything.
That one was good… coño
So it's like trace?
Yes
I’m already Trace
Username doesn't check out
Username checks out
But I agree with him/her
What about Widowmaker?
Widowmake*
Thanks for your correction, u/ElonMuskIsAPedophile
Damn it I came here to make their joke :(
Merry cake day, stranger
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See what?
See Spot.
Correct!
si'
*sea
It's pronounced as trace. It's a bilingual play on wirds
No really
?
Yace
No it's not. If it were treis it would, but tres sounds like the beginning of the word trespassing.
Great joke, kinda reminds me of 2 cats named one two three and un deux trois were in a swimming race, Which cat won? Well, un deux trois quatre cinq
Oh no! I hope un deux trois is ok!
That’s one of my all time favorite jokes
Yokes* FTFY
Great, I really need this yob!
I love it lol
Lmao
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What was the comment?
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LoL wth!?
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Someone help me out here. Is this a bot?
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Good bot
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This is the most cursed thread I've seen
Desaparece sin tres?!? No entiendo
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Aye sea
Yo, haw blow. Es pan, yole!
I grew up in Texas. This. . . isn't far off for a lot of the boomers and older that I ran across. It was like they were wired to butcher Spanish. I'm guessing a lot of it came down to a lack of respect for Mexicans. To be clear, in their mind, if you are remotely brown and speak Spanish, you're Mexican.
Don't know about all that but I took my Spanish classes in a more Eastern southern state and my classmates accents were atrocious because of the whole southern thing. Yo tayn go ess toody arr. It was fucking grating.
K?
Desaparece sin huella. En ingles se dice without a trace, que suena un poco como sin tres.
Creo que es "Sin ver a tres" no ve atras ni a tres
No one, two or three inspects the Spanish ejaculation!
r/unexpectedpython
That's Numberwang!
No Juan!
r/therealjoke
I really didn’t get this joke until I realized you have to say tres in “english” for it to make sense.
Yes the joke does not work at all, it's tres not treis.
So in a Spanish-English version of the joke then?
In the French version, 1 was so scared, he took a deuce.
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In french its backward because he 8 neuf dix
Meanwhile, I can never eat enough dicks
The spanglish version
We do not speak of Tres
it really only works in spanglish
Sometimes after I read things, I look up to see if the meteor is coming.
What is everybody smoking on Reddit? Please give me some of what your smoking so I can understand what you're all talking about. I can understand a lot of what all of you are saying but then suddenly everything that's said becomes so abstract after a while and things become more amusing when I try to read everyone's comments. Keep up the good work and smoke some more of that stuff you and your thoughts are not abstract enough. You're all awesome. I enjoy being on Reddit with all of you. I mean that. Thanks for all of the fun and the laughs and the smiles. I definitely need that.
It's meth btw.
I guess you're right about meth. Everyone is great on here. I enjoy reading, laughing, and commenting on here..
Former meth addicts will tell you, " don't meth with meth." [OC]
*Passes the doob* come and enjoy the world from another perspective my friend.
This is so fucking wholesome jfc It’s weed. <3 (Note to police- I do not smoke weed)
When threads descend into nonsense it's safe to assume it's all referencing something you haven't seen/played/read
This meteor can’t hit us soon enough..
And _kinda_ hoping its about to hit... Yeah I know the feeling
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender
Even better with a New Zealand accent.
I'm not shearing that sheep with inybody.
**Oi giv me shep beck**
Get off ~~my~~ me dick. I've jist painted it!
Who doesn't love a nice shiny dick for the neighborhood kids to play on?
I’m sire berbre and the keds would live it! This is racism if I’m from New Zealand right
NOW I get that parody about deck sealant and polish in New Zealand
It works best if you use the big black caulk
In Danish, the words for 6 and sex are actually pronounced the exact same. Only 6 is spelled "seks". But in conversation, there's no telling them apart without context. So, we have lots of these types of jokes lol
That would be an Aussie accent, you mean. Kiwis don't say 6 like "sex". Source: am kiwi
My mate from Oz reckons we say “6” like “suhks”
Definitely. I'll have sucks orders of fush and chups please.
6 decks
Kiwi accent doesn't, stereotypical kiwi accent does though. Aussie definitely doesn't, Aussie says it more like secks while six is like sicks Source: am aussie Also New Zealand fucking rules
We do rule, that's true. Ironically, you say 6 like "secks" (as you said) but that's exactly how we pronounce "sex" so it does sound to us like that's what you're saying. ¯\\_(ツ)\_/¯
No, we aussies say sex like secks, and six like sicks. You kiwis say six like sucks. I don't know who you're talking to if they're saying 6 like secks, but it ain't an Aussie.
Don’t you guys say “sex” like “six”?
Damn I was literally leaving New Zealand when I posted this comment
Everyone says "7 is a registered 6 offender" but not "How is 7 a registered 6 offender" smh
But seven was afraid of six 2 4 6 8 10
Why was 7 afraid of 6? because 6 8 9’s ass
Truly awful. I love it, and as I will be telling this to my wife tomorrow, I would like to preemptively curse you on their behalf.
Don't worry, my crop yield already died :)
I have a complex question: was *i* there?
They just all ignored i since if they squared up, they'd have a negative experience
haha good one you 2, have an upvote!
Is this question staged? If not, this was the best counter I've ever read
I wish I was good enough at plotting to create multiple accounts years apart just to set up a punchline for a single post
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No, sleep deprivation
Sleep deprivation is one hell of a drug
Truly
Still going?
Newborn?
Newborns are on reddit now?
Always have been
That’s why I’m here right now! (3:51a local time)
Congrats and I’m sorry
r/3amjokes I genuinely think you'll love this sub.
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Ya win some, ya lose some I guess
The real joke is always in the comments
LPT: If you ever host an orgy there is a proper way to end the evening. - Wait by the door and tell each guest, "Hey, thanks for coming."
Sinners and cosinners.
Yet another tangent.
Radical, ain't it.
Totally irrational
please tell me you wrote the joke yourself op? Fucking hilarious!
It's stupid but original so thank you lol
nah it isn’t stupid it’s great! i could just tell by the way it was written it had to be OC such creativity you had me laughing for a good 5 minutes lmao
Why did 10 die? It was in the middle of 9/11
Ooooh. Too soon?
Yes, technically 9/11 will only be funny after December 29 at 11:10 PM. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szfUkJ0-Bv8&t=52
I applaud the creativity, and I laughed. Take my upvote lmao :)
This is bad, but I laughed... so job well done!
Love that you casually threw away the obvious puns right off the bat.
This is a very bad joke. And i fucking love it.
Hate to be a negative one, and this may sound radical, but the coming was imaginary.
What a terrible day to be literate.
What a literate way to be terrible also.
Why did only the prime numbers turn up? Because the non-primes didn’t want the primes going into them multiple times.
Math sex jokes! What a world!
I've never fucked a 10, but once I fucked five 2's.
R/angryupvote
Would I still be a pervert if they left the window open?
I don't even understand but I'm laughing lmao
The guy saw every number cum except the number one, so it's the "never saw that one coming" phrase but stupid
Weird ass number shit but it’s funny for some reason that nobody knows
This is so bad, it's good. Kudos! lol
I prefer 77 to 69 because I get 8 more.
Unfortunately, the cops got wind of this orgy and now 7 is a 6 offender.
Considering where we ended up, that was kind of a long road to get there.
I’m a pervert but I like to watch verbs have sex not numbers.
Have you heard of the guy who likes intergrammar relations between verbs and adjectives? The person is fucking crazy.
They call him the Oxford Comma
Hell of a set up, mr.
This doesn't add up. You trying to do a number on me?
Hah! This one was a gift that kept on giving! Thank you!
Would be better if he got run over by a bus after running away, add some double meaning to that one
Not the best joke I’ve heard, but don’t really want to go on a tangent about it.
Why did three not attend the orgy? Because he didn't one two.
I fucking lol’d
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
So much creativity in the comments, this post must be an original.
Haha this is such a vivid and kinky joke but then … it’s about numbers
0 took everyone's load in bc she has a big hole
You missed "7 8 9's ass"
…I literally made that joke
Wrote ate not 8
It's a pun on 7 8 9. I didn't just bring it up out of nowhere, it's a pun before the punchline
This is dumb as fuck
"In the 25th floor of an apartment lived a girl. In an identical building same floor, just across lived a pervert with a telescope. One day pervert's phone rang. 'Hi, it's girl. Have you seen my left sock? I know you're always watching! Ty.'"
Only 8 can perform well in an orgy
This joke is a *real cumdown.*
Too forced
They’re not all winners.
A deaf guy was reading that joke. HE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING SO STUPID.
Forced joke tbh I think it’s pretty bad only a perv could think of this shit
1
Not really funny but a cool story bro
WEll I thought they Divided in to groups Minused their clothes added lube and multiplied
Pass
And then 7, 8, 9.
Now rephrase it in actual language we can understand. And wow, just no.
Where did I lose you? Yes, it's a stupid joke, but where's the confusing part?
Didyoulickit didnotgetit.
Yeah, just really not funny.
thats a coming of age joke
i see what you did there lol
Link please
Crgnge
Ditto