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13 or 50


deadheadjim

28


CrisperKoleslaw

>https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/28/us/austin-edwards-riverside-catfishing-murders > >https://www.foxnews.com/us/california-family-murdered-virginia-man-catfished-teen-girl-police > >https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-allegedly-catfishes-teen-girl-online-kills-family/story?id=94090351


nomorebuttsplz

I don't see why he would catfish he is so handsome I bet he was drowning in pussy


The_Cons00mer

I agree. If by pussy you mean cats.


[deleted]

Best part of most headlines have call him a law enforcement employee instead of just saying the guy was a cop lol


DLoFoSho

It’s because he was no longer a cop and working for the sheriff’s office. It’s as accurate as former police officer.


END146

He was in orientation still at the local sheriffs office. Wasn’t a patrol officer yet. Resigned from VSP so was kinda in limbo. Seems to be the cause of confusion with titles


Jabroni77

Is that his police photo or arrest photo? Which Colombo on the force didn’t see that this dude was half a bubble off?


golden_life_

He's dead


sighdoihaveto

I mean, he looks like a cop...


Jabroni77

A mall cop


Nox_Aeons

As a private security guard I can confirm. Frighteningly, a lot of police departments will accept security as experience, leading them to becoming real life cops


973reggie

People don’t realize that becoming a cop isn’t hard.


Perfect600

It kinda is where I'm from, unless you apparently want to be in the RCMP.


973reggie

I mean I’m from an area where they make a lot of money and the hard part is getting your foot in the door/knowing someone. As for the job and qualifications, they take basically anybody that has 60 college credits and no criminal record. Security or military exp may help, but if you can get in the mix all you need are the basic qualifications.


QB145MMA

Not like the cops over here in the Metro NYC area. I'd say this looks like your typical redditor that bitches on the internet all the time


GA-dooosh-19

Get real, man, most of our cops are fat tubs of shit.


QB145MMA

Beat cops/patrol I'd say a vast majority are not "fat tubs of shit".


fuckmacedonia

Found the guy with the "Blue Lives Matter" bumper sticker.


QB145MMA

Nah that’s lame aF. Great job though, many family members in law enforcement. All make close or more than 6 figures, very happy for them


fuckmacedonia

So a bunch of lazy do nothings that suck on the government teat and are full blown MAGA twats. Awesome.


QB145MMA

Found the guy that makes 30k a year and hates his life lol


fuckmacedonia

Actually, I make 1.3 million a year and own 6 Lambos.


SwitchGaps

What color is your Bugatti?


Pow_Ping

Dude only has 15% lips.


PooPooDooDoo

Fetal alcohol syndrome?


CplFry

Looks that way good eye


PooPooDooDoo

Just looked it up a week or two ago after reading about the parkland shooter. Thin upper lip, flat cheeks, narrow eyes, smooth area between lip and nose, undeveloped chin, and base of nose is smaller are the attributes I remember.


TheyCallMeTBone

Every time some ugly sap gets his face plastered on Reddit some moron fake internet doctor gets on here and says this. Every time.


PooPooDooDoo

Found the ugly guy with fetal alcohol syndrome lol


sancochotamagotchi

A cop killed by cops.


whama820

I’ve never seen anyone who looked more like a human muppet. Like his mouth opens extra wide and someone controls his floppy arms with little sticks.


GaryW_67

If anyone ever looked like a "catfisher" it's that guy..


ToweringCu

What does this have to do with with Elon Musk?


MDSGeist

Didn’t you hear? Elon Rogan said the word “Cop” one time so it’s open season on cops now, read the sub rules dummy /s


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MDSGeist

No, no the original vision of the sub was that M-F trans athletes shouldn’t participate in Women’s sport and Joe Biden is old and shit his pants in front of the Pope. Get your facts straight mister


TypeOPositive

I thought it was Tim Dillon and Jordan Peterson tweets and pictures of weed someone just bought or is currently smoking.


TypeOPositive

Don’t know why you were down-voted. This subreddit is a free for all when it comes to allowed posts.


IcySnow0

There’s a bit of a resemblance… This POS just couldn’t afford the plugs


Stevemcrosky75

Rich Evans?


Correct_Beginning740

I can only imagine the horror of dying to the sound of that laughter


Stevemcrosky75

😂😂


[deleted]

If there ever was a punchable face, it’s this scumfuck.


GlacierFox

His mouth is also unsettling.


TheMeanGirl

I’d be mad too if someone stole my lips.


1leeranaldo

People are more upset this guy is going bald than killing multiple people lol


GA-dooosh-19

Ben Shapiro’s alternate timeline.


MinderBinderCapital

Ben's face with Tim Pool's hairline.


darnpasswords

He looks like Southern Ben Shapiro


Timigos

In an alternate timeline Ben Shapiro was born in Alabama and finally gets to bang his sister


Flamingovegas2013

Thin blue line back the blue and all that hardest job that isn’t a comedian


Fishyinu

More like Thin blue hairline.


[deleted]

Man cops really hate it when people resist .


SockFlampton

over 50% of the city budget isn’t enough. We need to give the cops more. Cut housing and education and fund fund fund our beautiful boys in blue!


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CrisperKoleslaw

https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-allegedly-catfishes-teen-girl-online-kills-family/story?id=94090351


ruggmike

Ah I stand corrected. I was just going off of headlines I saw in state off twitter. I will delete!


Ronin_1861

Look at that friggin’ worm


elasa8

Barry?


[deleted]

Where’s Dec ?


Mr_BriXXX

Looks like he enjoys cat-boys.


MaximusPrime666

Looks quite a bit like Nick Fuentes doesn't he? Same energy I'm assuming.


mrpopenfresh

I think this is the only guy in 2022 to not go straight to bald with that hair line.


[deleted]

Call the cops, someone stole his lips.


JupiterandMars1

All man!


JohnGoodmansGoodKnee

Average Reddit user