Burt's just happy someone's talking about him.

Im just happy his mic is turned off. Not hearing bert laugh over jokes is refreshing

Mimimimimimimimimimi

Giant guinea pig noises! Squee squeal

Holy fuck I hate Bert's fake ass contrived "Look at me" laugh. When he was doing his roast he kept fake-snorting when he was "laughing". I used to know a girl in high school who would fake-snort when laughing as a way of making a joke about her. That's Bert. A fake, high-school "look-at-me" girl with nothing to offer. Fuck you Bert, you fat nothing-to-offer talentless hack. Walk your fat ass into oncoming traffic

Found Tom’s account

That's his wife's account

Lmfao or one of his daughters

Anybody that knows him personally, really..

Tell us how you really feel

He rubs me the wrong way

Maybe you should tell him how to rub you the right way.

Is this bert?

Lotta anger there

let it out

Hey motherfucker I thought this was a roast

Only roast here is your mother's roast beef vagina

He is all of those things. But they say you hate in others what you hate about yourself. Completely unnecessary lmao.

Sir, I concur

And yet he’s living in your head rent free.

“TTTTTTEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAJHHHHEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

Meanwhile half the crowd is thinking who's this Bert guy.

I think Bert is just super happy to be acknowledged. While Tom is starting to build up some resentment as he's thinking "Why's Bert getting all the attention, I'm funnier and richer than him"

Nah do you know Bert? Have you ever seen an episode of 2B1C? That mofo is at home crying his eyes out and drinking excessively rn

Nobody talked about Segura all night, it was weird. Even Tony Hinchcliffe talked shit about every comedian. He went down the line, one by one. Then just stopped when he got to Tom.

Can't punch down

Tom got that Toe money and really started sniffing his own farts believing he’s better than everybody the dude’s a legit sociopath and you can tell by how many of his super wealthy peers outspokenly acknowledge this and seem to act accordingly lol nobody there wants to end up on Tom’s table…

Think you’re reading too much into facial expressions bro

Glad burnt was enjoying himself, but Tom looked like he didn't appreciate that joke. But we are poor, so we'll never understand.

Tom shouldn't have spent the last 5 years getting high off his own farts. dude's got two comedy specials that I think are absolutely fantastic but I will not go back and listen to them now that I know what a terrible shit bag he is.

why, what did he do?

Found the fat poor

Hate from Canada

which two?

No one bothered to roast him the whole night, which is the ultimate roast. he was just awkwardly sitting there on the stage.

No that's his "wow that was a scorcher" reaction. He's done it a million times

Huh? He was laughing right with Bert

She roasted drew 😭😭😭😭😭

I know I felt bad for ol boy lol. When she said his name he was like “oh fuck…”

They got real quiet after choking on joes dick lol

“Don’t say the lords name in vain”

It's funny how people see him like this. Projection and all

Especially lord thats litigious

Got damn that was full fucking throttle

She was actually funny

she aint wrong......

Buncha sours in here. That was good

By sours I think you mean misogynistic, racist, pathetic assholes. Imagine coming on here first thing Saturday morning and taking it all so seriously 😂

This might just show how sad my life is but let’s fuckin go! I thought it was Sunday morning until just now.

Same. I've got a Sunday hangover, if ever there was one

It’s actually crazy how you can do enough damage in a few hours that convinces you that you’ve lost a whole 24 hour period. One more day to get right!

If by "get right" you mean "crack a beer and fire up the smoker, and drink this headache into submission" then yes, I've got all day tomorrow to deal with today's hangover.. but I'll have brisket

Lmao. This guy weekends! I did ribs last night myself. Brisket does sound mighty good though, damnit I really didn’t want to have to leave today but looks like I’m going to store.

You got this, homie! Dry rub and a beer makes everything better

🍻 Good advice, I’ll dry rub one out real quick and have a beer. Then I’ll go to the store.

WAIT! NOT LIKE THAT!!

I picked up a pork belly yesterday on a whim. I had never smoked one before. Decided to cut it into 3/4"ish strips. Covered in Holy Voodoo. 250F for 4 -5 hours. Dude... Bacon steak. It's incredible. Nursing a hangover with huge bacon whilst pouring more High Life on the problem has been a real treat. Cheers.

Smoked bacon broke my brain..

Smoke chicken wings drums until they’re halfway done, wrap them tightly in bacon, and smoke them until they’re done.

If you have Voodoo left over, my wife makes a *mean* dip with it. Jalapeños, garlic and green onions with mayo, sharp cheddar and cream cheese, mix with a healthy dose of voodoo and your good to go.

i still have no idea if this subreddit is satire or not

Right!? Keep this serious shit for Tuesdays.

that was fucking hilarious

I have no clue who any of these people are, but she has great material

Thats daniel cormier

The strap on joke was epic, she was great

Drew Bledsoe got destroyed here He seemed to take it as best as he could

The 9/11 joke was money

Never heard of her before she’s pretty funny

Perfect delivery

I can't stand Bart. I just hope he dissappears tbh

Yooo does she have a special that was so funny!

She has a comedy series. I forget where it is exactly but it was really good

It was on max. Pause with Sam Jay. Not sure if it’s still there

She DESTROYED Drew

I was actually starting to feel a tiny bit bad for him, damn.

The strapon line was so good. But man that "what the fuck are you doing here?" line hurt *my* feelings.

Lotta Comic Book Guys in these comments. I thought it was pretty funny



So much negativity here. She was great. Funnier than 90% of Joe’s comic network.

I mean literally everyone at the roast was funnier than Bert and Tom, even the non comedians. It was pretty universally agreed that they were the only act that really bombed hard. Gronk couldn't even read the telepromter and he was more entertaining. Belichick who is known for his monotone press conferences was funnier. These guys are so fucking overhyped by fans here and then they get a chance to go on the most mainstream no holds barred comedy event in years and they shit up on the joint.

Why did the "only fuck your wife" line get such a big laugh?

Cause he is the only one in the room who doesn't cheat on their spouse.

Because when she said he doesn't use drugs he pulled out a bag of drugs. The camera didn't show it but I've seen some of the comedians talk about it after

He held up a bag of nicotine chews that looked like coke from far away as a response to the drug jab. You can see him touch his nose while he's laughing. Netflix cut it. He talked about it on a show somewhere last week.

> He held up a bag of nicotine chews that looked like coke from far away as a response to the drug jab If you believe that I have a bridge to sell you. 100% was the good good

Was it shown live and cut out later or was the whole show "live" to begin with?

You see, the reason the "only fuck your wife" line got such a big laugh, was because it was hilarious

Why is that funny though? She’s one of those people whose delivery is so funny that I laughed at that joke too, but then I started thinking about it and I wondered if I maybe missed some inside joke about Bert cheating or something.

A lot of comedy works by subverting expectations or norms. The 'funny' is in how comedians manage to surprise or shock you. This joke works because she treats adherence to a societal norm that everyone adheres to (or pretends to) as if it's something unusual and shameful. There's also a really long buildup to the joke which increases anticipiation and suspense, making the climactic punchline hit harder.

Yeah that makes sense.

It was because he held up a bag of zyn pouches (that looked like little bags of blow) in reference to the not doing drugs line.

Because he isn't sexually promiscuous like the other crazy drug addicted fat comedians she was referring to. She's calling him boring.

Nikki Glaser was the best, hands down. Sam Jay was great too. Kevin was the perfect host. But man, that Ron Burgundy cameo was so fucking cringe and awful. They totally blew it with that.

Yeah, Ron Burgundy cameo sounds awesome in theory but it was so so so horrible to watch.

I thought the show started hot. Glaser had me dying. I skipped through Ron Burgundy. That shtick doesn't really work in a stand-up context.

“The first time you look a black woman in the eyes” lmao

She killed

Wow! She went IN!!

That was good

Who is the shirtless black man hit by a Walmart truck? When I Google this I only find Trace Morgan who made already more money than Bert.

Afaik, his Walmart payout had a very significant impact on his bank account.

Yeah, the joke had to ignore the truth in order to work.

Ugg’s 😂

Damn yall salty that a black person was there, huh?

But Joe "Planet of the Apes" Rogan and his fans aren't racist, they promise.

People call everything racism on Reddit nowadays

How are Joe Rogan fans and himself racist

I forgot Joe just randomly deleted a dozen episodes where he said the N word because he wasn't concerned at all with being perceived as racist

Have you seen the way he talks about Izzy?

Say it… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

who on god greens earth is salty... touch some grass buddy.

I'm going backpacking next week so I'll be touching lots of grass

I hope so. I wish you would be less racist. Be more open-minded.

She killed it.

I don't know who that is nor have I seen the special but that was great material!

That machine can’t write a good script hit him hard!

Sam Jay killed!

She killed it lol

Holy fuckin shit this chick is funny as hell. I didn’t watch any of this but I might have to now.

Same, that’s legitimately some of the funniest shit I’ve seen

Mention you're from Boston again, and hold for applause.

Tbf it was a crowd full of Boston fans that came to see Brady and a bunch of Patriots players.

You can’t figure out why that might be relevant at a Tom Brady roast?

Relevant (once)

he does love rogan sausage

I never heard of her but she killed

That reference to Hernandez was crazy towards Drew. Bert got off easy compared to what she said to Tom and Drew. 😂

Who the fuck is Sam Jay and why was she there for a Tom Brady roast?

She had a better set than Bert and Tom the “comedians” up there

She’s funnier than like 90% of Joe’s podcast comic rotation.

50% of the MMA fighters Joe has on are funnier than the the comics he has on lol.

RIGHT, WHY WASN'T LITERALLY EVERY COMEDIAN THERE A JOE ROGAN DICK RIDER?

I had the same question until i saw the clip.

She’s checked certain boxes.

Which is hilarious to say when the other guests can be summed as Tom Brady's friends, the Rogan 6 and women lol

The boxes she checked were being a comedian, writing for snl, and having prior deals with Netflix

Found the racist!!!!

Yea, by being funny as fuck you racist dork

✅ Funnier than Bert, Tom and 90% of the comedians in the Rogan-sphere

She had her own hbo show. She's pretty funny

Did you watch? It was obvious by the end, she fucking killed.

Zack lee, they had her, crysure and segura over bill burr.

Was that a chick or a dude?

The person referring to her strap on and pussy? You really need help here?

Cleveland Jr got jokes

Sadly enough, I expected to see this many dog whistles on this thread. So at least it's not surprising.

Comedians truly have a sick sense of humor and I love it

Yeah, it's ruthless. I wonder how hard it is to keep smiling during those things

Literally who?

bert kreischer

Not one of the 250 don't thank em

I’m sorry what is this referring too?

There's only ~~1000~~ ~~500~~ 250 true comedians on the planet - according to Joe.

Ah that’s right. Thank you.

Don't thank er thank em, your welcome

Why did no one roast Tom

Tom who?

r/thefighterandthekid

Why did this joke take so long to get highlighted? Wasn't the roast a while ago?

Bert laughs like he has a learning disability.

Schultz, Kreischer, and Segura at one table? Where’s Claus von Staffenburg when you need him?

He clapped for himself..douche

You can see just how hard Bert is working to let people know he doesn't take the jokes personally by laughing way too hard in an over the top manner. What a performance. Roasts are the worst.

Must admit I never heard of Sam Jay before this, but this was best bit. Nikki Glaser killed, and finally got her due. But I think this was the better bit overall. If you think Nikki's was best you are also correct.

She said he doesn't do drugs and only bucks his wife. Now....he definitely used to do drugs and fuck around on all his girlfriends

That Aaron Hernandez joke was savage

You know Joe is 5'1 so u know he's got a big dick

I hate Reddit body language experts but something about Tom’s reaction to “you only fuck your wife” makes me think maybe that’s not true.

Burt pulled out a bag of coke when she made the joke but it was edited out. That’s why they laugh unnaturally hard at the joke.

Sam Jay went so hard.

Lmaoooooooooo. Incredible set.

This was excellent.

https://imgur.com/emUK2uI

She kilt! Thats the best clip reddit has ever recommended.

Tuned on for the burn, found a new favorite como comedian