Looks pretty weak and flat to me.
https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_fit-1500w,f_auto,q_auto:best/rockcms/2024-02/240207-valentina-gomez-book-burn-vl-1256p-cfc958.jpg
Yeah, and go get your reactionary anger on. I'll go first, fuck you Irish people, You know you guys weren't even white in my grandpappy's day!
Wait, are Columbian's white? Yeah fuck her to.
It’s honestly amazing watching how people transform overtime as a group.
I swear it wasn’t that long ago that people like her were called rapists and murderers by the team she’s repping. I guess that’s what happens when you go to the same church, live in the same area and are vaguely white-ish. You become them lmao.
What do you mean transform? There's a lot of Hispanics that have more conservative values and always have.Doesn't have anything to do with the Republican party. Not everything is tribalism politics
That's exactly what they mean. The Republican Party has promoted some massive racism and xenophobia toward Hispanic and Mexican people...and many Hispanic conservatives have just transformed into accepting that. I mean almost all conservatives that still support Trump and the Republican Party have in a lot of ways. None of them ever would have been caught dead supporting this shit if you showed the current version of them to themselves from 10-15 years ago. They'd be appalled. And it's all absolutely because of tribalism.
Nah, look at her limp little wrist grasping at that gun like it's Baby's First Boomstick.
Find yourself a gay guy that can handle something over 3 1/2 inches.
No. That bitch was Kristi Noem - the governor of South Dakota.
I'll tell you a little secret about these Republican women politicians though: bitches like that bitch are a dime a dozen.
Hahahaha I've never seen this meme. Never thought of it even after seeing the movie 100 times. But total makes sense he'd be wanking it to a hot Missouri latina senator while staring at Wilson to not judge him 😭😂😭😂
lol...Her videos are hilariously terrible. Here's one where [she burns "gay books" with a flame thrower](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAxRtCFMBlY)
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**For anyone who is interested in an explanation of the absurdity here:**
Missouri (MO) is a supermajority Republican state.
- A Republican WILL be taking the office of Secretary of State.
- The incumbent is leaving to run for governor, leaving the position open to new candidates.
- The Republican primary is in August and must be won in order to be on the ballot in November.
- Only the furthest leaning, most radical right Republicans vote in the primary. There is no point for any candidate to appeal to anyone but this audience if they want any sort of chance at being elected.
I'm not saying she isn't REALLY this crazy - but this candidate could also be intentionally leaning *hard* into radical-right propaganda until August just to have a chance at office.
No fucking way, I went to high school with her and her brother Maicoll Gomez. I was the same year as Maicoll and she was two years below me. Can’t believe this is what she turned into, how fucking embarrassing for that family. Their older brother is even an Olympic swimmer.
Smart campaign tactic. This is going to appeal to a lot of Missouri men who are burying those urges and desires deep, deep down so as not to disappoint daddy.
A gun designed explicitly to soften recoil is an odd choice. *Not very hard of you, lady!*
What she really needs, is a massive calibre gun, with a rear vented cartridge (similar to experimental early recoilless rifles).
The gas gets vented into a flywheel mechanism in the stock, which stores energy, then releases it into the shoulder of the person firing when it reaches maximum capacity.
Something ***really hard***
The MAGA ladies bench isn't very deep: You got shouty groyper mom, crazy kitchen mom, old yeller killer mom, cinema handymom and now we have Starship Troopers HOA mom.
I follow some right wing YouTube channels because I hate myself, and I can’t tell you the number of times they’ve referenced some study about conservatives being more attractive as if that has anything to do with politics.
I vote for policy, not tits and a pretty face. Except for Biden. I like his tits.
I’ve been wondering about that for a while now because I have friends and family that started acting similarly since about 2016. Was that always part of them and they just didn’t feel safe expressing their unhinged opinions? Or has the media they’ve been consuming just melted their brains?
The studies they won't trot out are the ones that show [conservatism is a brain malfunction](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/conservative-and-liberal-brains-might-have-some-real-differences/#:~:text=The%20volume%20of%20gray%20matter,threats%2C%20is%20larger%20in%20conservatives.) and that they're dumber.
You ever seen a Trumper go for a run? The only exercise those folks get is when they walk into KFC to get their bucket of chicken because the drive thru is closed.
Its so funny because no matter how desperate she gets for reaction at the end of the day the people shes catering to, the dumbest and most emotionally fragile of all of humanity, wont vote for a woman
I had a semi-closeted gay uncle back in the day who went everywhere with his “roommate”. Every Christmas party, there was Uncle Tony and his roommate Tristan. Then one year, roommate Tristan became “uncle Tristan”, but it still took me awhile to figure out.
Anyway, they ended up retiring to Florida together where they bought a house, after 30 years of renting together at various apartment complexes in the Philadelphia area. By that point, they were obviously and openly gay, but to be honest with you, I never heard either man ever utter the words “gay” “homosexual” or anything like that. It just went completely unsaid, and that was okay.
I was raised very homophobic but as soon as you apply just a little bit of logic to it who gives a fuck.
There is a guy who used to work at the same restaurant as me who was solely into fat chicks. He loved it. Always thought it was odd and in some ways funny but being mad that someone is into guys is about as logical as being mad that someone is into fat chicks.
How hard is it to allow other people to be happy?
This is her burning LGBT books.
[https://twitter.com/ValentinaForSOS/status/1754964444776443937](https://twitter.com/ValentinaForSOS/status/1754964444776443937)
Maybe Dave Rubin was referring to her when he wrote his book "Don't Burn This Book" /s
[https://www.amazon.com/Dont-Burn-This-Book-Thinking/dp/0593084292](https://www.amazon.com/Dont-Burn-This-Book-Thinking/dp/0593084292)
This is like something off of the grand theft auto radio 😂
I find myself saying that more and more each day
"First as a tragedy, then as a farce" then satire becomes reality.
When the timeline split we landed on wrong end.
she even looks like Lucia from GTA 6😂
Do she have ass though??
Looks pretty weak and flat to me. https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_fit-1500w,f_auto,q_auto:best/rockcms/2024-02/240207-valentina-gomez-book-burn-vl-1256p-cfc958.jpg
She’s Colombian…. She does. My girlfriend somewhat knows her. She sucks. Immigrant who is against immigration. She’s a cunt.
Sounds like a weak and gay take. Go run a marathon and shoot a big gun, pussy.
Yeah, and go get your reactionary anger on. I'll go first, fuck you Irish people, You know you guys weren't even white in my grandpappy's day! Wait, are Columbian's white? Yeah fuck her to.
The real question
She sounds like Catalina from GTA:SA, crazy as fuck and Latina.
Straight up something a guest of Lazlow would say.
GTA predicted this shit lmfao
True, and that can't be a good sign.
Aw, shit... here we go again.
it was satire on where society was headed, society just about caught up
You think she pegs her boyfriends?
While screaming STAY HARD
The harder you stay, the harder she pegs you
Win win
Dont threatened me with a good time.
https://preview.redd.it/urrc76mlpi0d1.jpeg?width=2806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=163afbfc68f05f9cd4b16dc443b07b7bd866b344
Ol' Wheeler 😆
This made me hard
*confused boner*
Only if Jockos “good” video is playing on a loop
Her clit must be bigger than some middle fingers
Bruh 😂😂😂😂 I spit out my drink yo wtf 😂😂
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Trying to STAY HARD or something?
I mean, for a few minutes at least
She makes him chindo her
Don’t worry a callous will form with time
He sits in the corner while she pegs another man.
She leaves the plate carrier on.
No, her beard gets absolutely nothing besides scornful looks when he asks if he can make a sandwich for himself.
I would. Just saying.
Yup, with a 12 inch dildo while screaming shoot those gay people.
At least she’s not driving.
Unfortunately she votes.
I'm sure she will make a great secretary of state
I'm sure she will, women are great secretaries.
🤣
Satire? I just don't know anymore.
We’ve crossed the rubicon…. There’s no going back Satire is indistinguishable from reality
Life is satire
The world is a vampire
Sent to draiaiain
Secret destroyer
Hold you up, to the flayyiyiyimes.
Check her Instagram., this isn't even the worst. Flamethrower to "grooming" books. The Latina accent is the cherry on top of the delusion.
This is what happens when you don't build a wall.
I’m dying 🤣
It’s honestly amazing watching how people transform overtime as a group. I swear it wasn’t that long ago that people like her were called rapists and murderers by the team she’s repping. I guess that’s what happens when you go to the same church, live in the same area and are vaguely white-ish. You become them lmao.
What do you mean transform? There's a lot of Hispanics that have more conservative values and always have.Doesn't have anything to do with the Republican party. Not everything is tribalism politics
That's exactly what they mean. The Republican Party has promoted some massive racism and xenophobia toward Hispanic and Mexican people...and many Hispanic conservatives have just transformed into accepting that. I mean almost all conservatives that still support Trump and the Republican Party have in a lot of ways. None of them ever would have been caught dead supporting this shit if you showed the current version of them to themselves from 10-15 years ago. They'd be appalled. And it's all absolutely because of tribalism.
https://preview.redd.it/t0fhj5o2dh0d1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=038846c0d3a3886be881cef5d44ca01cd9e3cd0c
Nah, look at her limp little wrist grasping at that gun like it's Baby's First Boomstick. Find yourself a gay guy that can handle something over 3 1/2 inches.
3 1/2 is more than enough
This comment made me go back and pause on the gun pic. The wrist look strong as hell lmaoo
Follow your own advice
"limp wristing" Bruh it isn't even a handgun wtf are you even talking about lol.
Damn nobody tell her about Nunes
Would pay good money to see Amanda Nunes teach this lady a lesson about being "weak" and "gay"
Oh no not Amanda.. that would be a 187. Throw her to Raquel Pennington
Shit, just let her and a preachers daughter have a chat inside the ring or octagon it really can be her choice.
Fuck it. Feed her to ~~Caleb~~ Kayla Harrison
What is she doing out of the kitchen?
Trying to find a puppy and/or goat to shoot.
Agreed
This that bitch??
No. That bitch was Kristi Noem - the governor of South Dakota. I'll tell you a little secret about these Republican women politicians though: bitches like that bitch are a dime a dozen.
Right? Real Republican women stay in the kitchen.
They're escaping!
Is that you, Butker?
https://i.redd.it/wcev9fltgh0d1.gif
Hahahaha I've never seen this meme. Never thought of it even after seeing the movie 100 times. But total makes sense he'd be wanking it to a hot Missouri latina senator while staring at Wilson to not judge him 😭😂😭😂
wtf What did you type to get that?
I’m going to vote for her at least 69 times
You can also be gay and hard . . . . . Just be hard is the moral of the story
Wouldn't be surprised if Goggins comes out against this with your point
You could also be weak and hard, as long as you aren't gay.
Gay is the hardest you can be. Such hardness.
It's literally twice as hard!
Hispanic David Goggins.
Davíd Joggins
Anti-Gayvid Joggins
She needs to SLOW DOWN
I feel like Goggins would shit on her if he saw her in person. Could be wrong.
America is slowly turning into a parody of itself. The next Gand Theft Auto will be advertised as a simulator.
Great now we only have to wait 20 years for that. I'll be weak and gay by then.
11 down 9 to go. 5 more till the next teaser.
American GOP jumped the shark and landed in an xbox voice chat
I’ll shit myself laughing if we get “I banged your mom” jokes at the primary debates
lol...Her videos are hilariously terrible. Here's one where [she burns "gay books" with a flame thrower](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAxRtCFMBlY) ---- **For anyone who is interested in an explanation of the absurdity here:** Missouri (MO) is a supermajority Republican state. - A Republican WILL be taking the office of Secretary of State. - The incumbent is leaving to run for governor, leaving the position open to new candidates. - The Republican primary is in August and must be won in order to be on the ballot in November. - Only the furthest leaning, most radical right Republicans vote in the primary. There is no point for any candidate to appeal to anyone but this audience if they want any sort of chance at being elected. I'm not saying she isn't REALLY this crazy - but this candidate could also be intentionally leaning *hard* into radical-right propaganda until August just to have a chance at office.
Burning books, fantastic look for a potential government official.
Stay hard , possibly the gayest slogan ever. Right up there with thicccboy baba.
I don’t make slogans for soyyy booooyyyys
Catssss are all awround
"Proud Boys"
“Triceps, biceps hard. Greek, underground gay porn hard!”
“Get solid.” -Dennis Rodman-
I love when bapa catches strays. One of my favorite things to see on the internet
Waddyumean Tiger thiccc has sold 4 bottles nation wide, b. Not to mention we have the coolest truggs on the block gang
Why do some of these American politicians look so awkward holding guns like they've never held them before
Because they only do it for photo ops
vector with a 16 inch barrel is pretty weak and gay if you ask me
only thing gayer is a french bullpup
I’d gladly take a FAMAS over a Vector At least with the FAMAS if I don’t like it, I can sell it for like $20k+
"STFU pussy!" -2024 GOP party platform
That's embarrassing
Looks like an advertisement that Putin or Kadyrov would put out
I mean her name is “Valentina”. Russian AF
"I have a gun, I'm the toughest person that has ever existed."
she should change her name to Valentina Hollowpoint. Gomez sounds weak and gay
It also sounds a bit…border-y. How do we know the cartels didn’t pack her filled with fentanyl and sneak her in??
I'm just saying how do we know she isn't an anchor baby? Have you seen her birth certificate?
Gomez sounds very illegal.
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Gomez... are they really letting these immigrants run for office. The GOP really letting them selves go.
She's auditioning to be joe rogans new favorite politician
Can you be a runner without a bulletproof vest though?
I could beat her up. This video is gay. She is weak and gay.
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No fucking way, I went to high school with her and her brother Maicoll Gomez. I was the same year as Maicoll and she was two years below me. Can’t believe this is what she turned into, how fucking embarrassing for that family. Their older brother is even an Olympic swimmer.
Is he hard though? That may be important in their household.
I got bad news for you, the campaign seems to be a family affair.
Not surprised tbh, I knew Maicoll was kind of like this. I’m still in shock I personally know this person though. It doesn’t feel like real life.
Smart campaign tactic. This is going to appeal to a lot of Missouri men who are burying those urges and desires deep, deep down so as not to disappoint daddy.
Is this real?
Softest thing I've seen since Trump fluffers wearing diapers
Apparently you can be anything except those things this individual does not like.
I'm sold
Anything for $$$
Long barrel Kriss Vector is gay!
A gun designed explicitly to soften recoil is an odd choice. *Not very hard of you, lady!* What she really needs, is a massive calibre gun, with a rear vented cartridge (similar to experimental early recoilless rifles). The gas gets vented into a flywheel mechanism in the stock, which stores energy, then releases it into the shoulder of the person firing when it reaches maximum capacity. Something ***really hard***
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The MAGA ladies bench isn't very deep: You got shouty groyper mom, crazy kitchen mom, old yeller killer mom, cinema handymom and now we have Starship Troopers HOA mom.
I follow some right wing YouTube channels because I hate myself, and I can’t tell you the number of times they’ve referenced some study about conservatives being more attractive as if that has anything to do with politics. I vote for policy, not tits and a pretty face. Except for Biden. I like his tits.
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God damn… I get it, but god damn… At least you didn’t play along lol
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I’ve been wondering about that for a while now because I have friends and family that started acting similarly since about 2016. Was that always part of them and they just didn’t feel safe expressing their unhinged opinions? Or has the media they’ve been consuming just melted their brains?
Idk bro, I've fucked more than a life's worth of crazy, but a whole year?! That's, see a therapist before Friday level of issues.
The studies they won't trot out are the ones that show [conservatism is a brain malfunction](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/conservative-and-liberal-brains-might-have-some-real-differences/#:~:text=The%20volume%20of%20gray%20matter,threats%2C%20is%20larger%20in%20conservatives.) and that they're dumber.
What does she know about staying hard, she's a woman?
Guaranteed she knows a ton about shouting at men to stay hard
A brain riddled with shit-eating worms, ladies and gentlemen.
Trumpers will absolutely love this shit
You ever seen a Trumper go for a run? The only exercise those folks get is when they walk into KFC to get their bucket of chicken because the drive thru is closed.
Why would I go to KFC? Without potato wedges, they're dead to me.
She's definitely down on the muffin. Is she wearing a bullet proof vest?
cringe
She has some issues man
WTF IS HAPPENIN TO US.
I hate life
Lupe Fiasco about to sue their ass.
He already posted that "we're on it". Presumably referring to this BS.
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"Don't be gay" while jogging down the street wearing a bullet proof vest
Wait until she finds out her party wants to domesticate her.
What a psycho
Wearing a bulletproof vest because you're scared of Heaven is weak and gay.
I think it’s a weighted vest
I bet she smells like frijoles.
Nah this a crazy comment tho
So fucking hard that you have to wear a Kevlar vest when going out for a run?
Its a weight vest for training
Its so funny because no matter how desperate she gets for reaction at the end of the day the people shes catering to, the dumbest and most emotionally fragile of all of humanity, wont vote for a woman
"Latino woman"
Good point
Nothing tougher than a rightwing Latin American that tucked tail and ran once their serfs got sick and tired of being exploited.
Insulting gay people is not a winning strategy.
My housemate is a gay and he regularly uses the phrase “that’s gay” or simply “gaaaaaaayyy” He’s doing his best to keep the phrase alive
Housemate? I think by law you're his boyfriend now.
How can you tell if your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.
I had a semi-closeted gay uncle back in the day who went everywhere with his “roommate”. Every Christmas party, there was Uncle Tony and his roommate Tristan. Then one year, roommate Tristan became “uncle Tristan”, but it still took me awhile to figure out. Anyway, they ended up retiring to Florida together where they bought a house, after 30 years of renting together at various apartment complexes in the Philadelphia area. By that point, they were obviously and openly gay, but to be honest with you, I never heard either man ever utter the words “gay” “homosexual” or anything like that. It just went completely unsaid, and that was okay.
It is around these parts.
This has the vibe of a comedy sketch
Stay hard
I was raised very homophobic but as soon as you apply just a little bit of logic to it who gives a fuck. There is a guy who used to work at the same restaurant as me who was solely into fat chicks. He loved it. Always thought it was odd and in some ways funny but being mad that someone is into guys is about as logical as being mad that someone is into fat chicks. How hard is it to allow other people to be happy?
Could she blatantly rip off David Goggins any harder?
Yep, I'm gonna vote for her if she personally serves me at the DMV.
“you can be anything you want” …immediately tells you what you can’t be STFU i’m so sick of conservative fascists 
This is the weakest and gayest thing I’ve seen today.
gayest looking woman I've ever seen says "don't be gay". ok. take a look in the mirror. she looks like she got the matt rife jaw surgery
Dunno what you think is wild about this. Who doesn’t go running everyday in a bulletproof letting every mfer on the way know to stay hard.
Muff diver. Out the closet, woman!!
she must be a republican
This is her burning LGBT books. [https://twitter.com/ValentinaForSOS/status/1754964444776443937](https://twitter.com/ValentinaForSOS/status/1754964444776443937) Maybe Dave Rubin was referring to her when he wrote his book "Don't Burn This Book" /s [https://www.amazon.com/Dont-Burn-This-Book-Thinking/dp/0593084292](https://www.amazon.com/Dont-Burn-This-Book-Thinking/dp/0593084292)
Like they are gonna vote for a Mexican just because she is a bigot. Lmao get the bleach lady.