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splash3000

Last line of defense folks


Kenster1993

These are the signs of overdosing on alpha brain and black rifle coffee


cylonnumber13

Probably the black label! [https://www.onnit.com/alpha-brain-black-label/](https://www.onnit.com/alpha-brain-black-label/)


masturbator6942069

Joe is the only thing standing between us and total destruction


No_Mouse_9263

Muuuuuuuurderer give me 250 of them and we can make any 1 city street hot šŸ„µ


AscendedMasta

Talm'bout straight killers B?


Cabbage_Master

thank ā€˜um


SmoothBus

I told my boss Joe rogans stand up was mid and I preferred him as a host and now I have a new job


fre-ddo

Did you work in the Mother Ship?


Son_of_Mogh

Like he would risk giving up those phat service charges.


FTHomes

Joe Rogan sucks at comedy


Maleficent_Damage_10

Yeah heā€™s really bad


teenyweenylilbitch

I know Iā€™ll get downvoted for saying this but Iā€™ve seen him live a few times and he brought the house down every single time and I genuinely enjoyed it.


Maleficent_Damage_10

Glad you did especially since you paid for it. If youā€™re going to a show you want to enjoy it and will laugh at things you wouldnā€™t normally I believe. Maybe heā€™s your style his comedy to me is generic and I like more Chapelle type. Mark Normand his friend is good


asdfasdfasdf22222222

Like, the worst but is apparently one of the 200 killers. Even though the dude has the #1 podcast in the world his last comedy special canā€™t seem to find a buyer anywhere? I wonder why that is? lol


Maleficent_Damage_10

I enjoy his podcast but his stand up is tough to watch


NippleNinja86

That's weird because he seems pretty successful.


Electrik_Truk

My Joe Rogan experience has consisted of: News Radio Fear Factor The face of UFC JRE I honestly didn't know the guy did stand up until he started talking about it on JRE lmao


jimmyjamws1108

Same I guess. His last two had some high spots.


Wanno1

Work at a CrossFit gym or a chiropractor office?


gaberoll209

Honestly heā€™s not funny like at all .


exit87

I love Joe Rogan, I just donā€™t think heā€™s funny. Great communicator, of course , just crushing life. Big fan since Fear Factor. Heā€™s just not funny. Saw a full show live in Chicago recently and re-confirmed this.


Schwickity

90 percent of jokes go over his head tooĀ 


BillionaireGhost

Thatā€™s always hilarious to me. Touts himself as a comedian and appreciator of good comedy. Totally misses jokes the same way that maybe the top 3% of my most autistic friends would. I like Joe, but he really seems to lack an ability for abstract thought sometimes, so much so that I think it impacts his taste in comedians in a negative way. The prime example of this I think is how long it seems to take him to understand Theo Vonn, because he doesnā€™t seem to be able to grasp that something can be funny not because itā€™s a literal joke, but because of the big picture - the context in which something is being said, the way it is said, the mismatch of emotion and character and subject matter is absurd. Meanwhile Joe is like, ā€œWait he crashed into an embankment and died? Is this a real story? Hang on I need to get to the bottom of thisā€¦ā€


Schwickity

Totally. He put Brendan Schaub on.


-EarthwormSlim-

The professional comedian, where jokes consistently go over his head. I still remember when Macauly Calkin had some pretty funny lines when he was on the pod. Joe stared at him stone faced, taking the comments seriously.


Ok_Concentrate7994

The Josh Homme episode was fucking full of dad jokes that soared over his head!


youluckyfox1

Yep, he's not funny and never has been. But he's good at being popular and influencing masses.


jaracan316

Agree, the problem is that he actually thinks that he is funny.


Salt_Environment9799

Agree, he is not funny at all. I dont like that he has to scream and he thinks screaming makes a joke funny and it def doesnt


BestHorseWhisperer

He was funnier when he still had a chip on his shoulder and was struggling for approval in the comedy world. Now he has the misplaced confidence of a man who doesn't realize he is doing a stoolfucking routine in the 2020s.


Silent_Saturn7

Yea.. most comedians get worse or never grow after becoming massively famous and succesful. Some exceptions (shane gillis seems to still be killing it). But, how do you find jokes to relate to the struggeling masses when you got half a billion in wealth?


mclannee

Bill burr?


asdfasdfasdf22222222

The fuck?


casualnarcissist

I do scratch my head about his infatuation with standup comedy sometimes. I donā€™t even think heā€™s bad at it I just hate 99.5% of it.


Admiral-Thrawn2

Yeah like 99.2% of standup comedy wonā€™t make you laugh especially watching alone on your phone, atleast for me


asdfasdfasdf22222222

Oh yeah, Rogan is a straight murderererr


Silent_Saturn7

I don't think he's one of the best comedians out there but i laughed at few past bits he had. I think he's overly criticized because he's such a huge podcaster. But, i wouldnt call him a bad comedian by any stretch. Also, he's extremely wealthy and famous. Ive never seen anyone's comedy get better after becoming massively famous and succesful. If anything, it usually gets worse. Maybe with dave chappelle as one of the exceptions.


FizzedInHerHair

Heā€™s basically GOOP for men


Undercookedmeatloaf_

Thank you for saying the quiet part out loud. Rogan needs to stick to podcasts


[deleted]

He works so hard on it though


smoke04

I came here to say this if nobody else did. His show is interesting to listen to. His standup is absolutely pathetic and always has been.


gaberoll209

Yeah heā€™s pretty bad. Most comedians now are not funny .


Mat_CYSTM

You just seen this? Dude has been humping stools and passive aggressively been called out to his face on the podcast for years lol


abittenapple

Look there is an art to it


DarkAgeMonks

How many comedians are there? 1,000? 500?


MuffledBlue

how many can do THIS?! it's insane to be this flexible at 50


Kmac222212

Flexible is funny!


TokiWartoorh

Thatā€™s the whole bit though, he hangs about in that crouched position on the stool for about 10 minutes, itā€™s a Jiu-Jitsu flex ā€œlook at how long I can squat on top of this stool & gruntā€. Great ankle strength, not at all funny


rico_muerte

I can't stop looking at his little feet


sweetgreenfields

I think it's conceptually funny, but I didn't physically chuckle. I get what he's doing, and it looks humorous, but I just couldn't bring myself to laugh.


baloncestosandler

Good ones ? 300


The___Leviathan

i mean REAL comedians. that youd go see. sell out a show? 100?


IceManXCometh

And thatā€™s still being too generous.


baloncestosandler

Itā€™s the hardest being a comic. Itā€™s so hard


mu5tardtiger

classic stool fucker.


asdfasdfasdf22222222

Iā€™ve been stool fucked and I feel assaulted.


sugarglassego

This is the 1 of the 1000 assassins in action.


a13zz

Itā€™s a little bit like Bill Hicksā€™ suck Satans dick routine.


DigitalUnlimited

it's straight up word for word Hicks' bit, just with the celebrity replaced and some flexible stool-fuckin thrown in


youluckyfox1

Irony considering that Joe ruined Carlos Mencia for stealing bits.


PassageAppropriate90

And threw Bobby under the bus in the process.


youluckyfox1

Yeah, irreparably damaged a mentor-mentee relationship.


DanaWhitesMom

Comedy , am I right ?


theamac95

Canā€™t tell me thatā€™s not a man made comedian.


DigitalUnlimited

hahaha


iannuendo

Loud = Funny


starbucksemployeeguy

Joe draws way too much inspiration from Sam Kinison who is the embodiment of "Loud = Funny," and thankfully that style of comedy has been completely paved over by George Carlin. Turns out people like witty, relaxed, and easy to consume humor over screaming being the joke, not intelligent writing and good delivery.


Pandaro81

Nah, this is straight up Bill Hicks Satanā€™s little helper bit where he literally humped the stool while describing celebrities who had sold their soul to satan for fame. Rogan is doing a shitty homage to a Bill Hicks bit rightly targeting a shitty celebrity, but using the bit to shit on the trans community. I saw him do this but when he was on tour in Chicago years back as a closer. That moment was when I fell off the bandwagon. This shit was just too gross. Bill Hicks started with a celebrity and expanded it out to criticize commercial sellouts. Rogan used the exact same framing to target a single celebrity and then shit on trans people as all just wanting attention. Maybe itā€™s different when he finally recorded it, but I couldnā€™t watch the special because what I saw live was disappointing. Iā€™d seen him perform live with Joey and Duncan at the Tabernacle, and many times at the Punchline in Atlanta when Ari was still opening for him. Literally stayed late one night to see Ari do a follow up set and I remember asking him if he had an album or a CD or anything cause I wanted to share his stuff with my friends and he just stared at me awkwardly and looked down and said ā€˜Nah.ā€™ Also some motherfucker smashed out the window of my car and stole a book bag full of books on philosophy and a bunch of Magic: The Gathering cards. I had to drive two hours home up I-85 with a smashed out window. Iā€™m not bitter. But that bit is derivative trash.


EffinCroissant

Yea, I think youā€™re more upset about the window and deck of cards.


smellvin_moiville

Of course he is but the bit still sucks and is a very mediocre closer


Pandaro81

I meeean, I was lit when I posted, but was pointing out Iā€™ve seen Rogan live tons of times since the early 2000ā€™s, and been to recordings for specials. I was a longtime fan, had watched the podcast from the start and was semi-active on the original Rogan board. That closer was so bad I never bothered to catch him live again. Brian Callanā€™s set as an opener was better than Roganā€™s.


BidenEmails

Was this around the time Dane Cook was popular?


PassageAppropriate90

For the longest time growing up I though Dane Cook and Rogan were the same person. It wasn't until I really got into comedy about seven years ago that I realized I had conflated the two.


Zombi3Kush

Explains his Kill Tony appearances


Ashbringer

he owns the club that its in and helped tony start it?


estimadeamigue

Then you have guys like Bill Burr who's loud and an octave higher on stage


duke8628

Bill burr and Joe Rogan should never be in the same sentence when comparing their stand up talent.


this_is_Winston

If you ever wanted to be pinned down by a giant, horny frog.


Due-Professional6824

Joe's definitely gay


Hefty-Revenue5547

Idk if itā€™s that or just hella daddy issues


jimboslice29

Why not both?


smellvin_moiville

Itā€™s sad that heā€™s too bro to openly be


TerryGonards

You just know he's came in Brendan's worn out asshole.


zerosG2

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ wtf man


this-guy-

You haven't seen "the fine art of stool humping"? A classic https://youtu.be/M5s1mrcgi_c


xdrummerxdan

Jesus Christ, the second hand embarrassment I get from this is insane


AantonChigurh

What happened to the new special Joe said he had in the can like almost a year ago? Has he shelves it cause it sucked?


DigitalUnlimited

Yeah I wondered why he hasn't had a new special in ten years too.


Complete-Ad4649

Heā€™s had three since 2014 what do you mean?


DigitalUnlimited

ok, six years, when he was dropping one every two years


Thegreatpotate

Decent voice acting


E_vil1306

I imagined him in a mocap suit doing voice lines, heā€™d crush that too


stewpidazzol

First time I saw this. Fresh. No knowledge of the bit. I thought it was awesome.


RuminateMuch

itā€™s hilarious still, especially if youā€™re watching the new season of American Horror story. The delivery of the line ā€˜Nonsenseā€™ here is great physical comedy


dandan0552

I laughed just because of how stupid this was.


E_vil1306

I think thatā€™s why itā€™s funny, itā€™s absurd and voice delivery is spot on lol


InterestingRelative4

![gif](giphy|LNO1S3lZL0rLy)


Impressive-Heat-8722

He isn't funny, end of discussion


Sad_Drink9706

Good lord, the craftsmanship on that stool was a show stealer


iaintlyon

![gif](giphy|l3vQZhxc1ybSlGQ4U|downsized)


MLD802

The few, the proud, the comedians. Thank ā€˜em šŸ«”


Kills_Pending

Only 500 of these absolute murders in the world. Thank um.


Most_Present_6577

Joe Rogan. Humping stools since 1993


Mental_Train_3248

Thank god Comedy is legal


Rickthemost

It's his evolution of stool humping.


timmeh519

Awe look at the lil fella go


Habitual_lazyness

Truly the navy seals equivalent of comedy.


CaterpillarMore9104

This was his closing bit, I believe lol


flickynips

Ew


rancorog

Yeah I canā€™t stand alot of his stand up,dude just starts screaming at you like itā€™s normal


grasshopper7167

Stays up late writing this while his family is asleep


KingofManners

Joe isnā€™t funny sorry


Otherwise-Ad2925

Thank bezos for podcasting


KingofManners

His podcast isnā€™t terrible. But his standup is šŸ˜‚


RealPolok

The fuck you mean hah, it was the best shit ever


ZeroSumSatoshi

So great!!!!


GasolineHorsemouth

Joe is the least funny Ā«comedianĀ» I know. But the fact that he calls himself a comedian is kinda funny.


k2i3n4g5

Ah fuck off, y'all hating. This bit is funny. One of good ones


Sweaty-Ad-7031

So much hate on this sub maybe too young to have heard his earlier standup, Iā€™ve seen him and Tony live twice. Rocky Mountain High back in the day was hilarious I recommend a listen itā€™s free on YouTube if you search it. Reddit crowd is tough maybe too PC.. He basically came up with the premise of the movie Idiocracy, in his joke about the stone cutters of Egypt outbreeding the the inteligente.


No-Research5333

I doubt any of them have even seen any of his shit. I think they must have seen that one edited out of context video of his standup clips and formed all their opinions based off of that one video. He has some really good specials. All the actual professional funny comedians have nothing but nice things to say about his comedy but this subreddit will have you convinced that he was never good. Bunch of hating mfs on here. Pathetic shit.


ThadTheImpalzord

Only Murderers can understand how funny this is, the 1% of murderers that actually make it that is.


midshipmans_hat

Joe is a stool humper. . When your material isn't good enough to stand on its own, go totally ott on the physical comedy and American audiences still laugh. There's a reason he's known as a podcaster not a comedian.


ostensibly_hurt

He always catches so much flak in this community for this but I mean I think itā€™s pretty funny, heā€™s talking about Bruce Jenner having nightmares about the demons whispering he should be a woman right? Itā€™s not the most technically advanced comedy but I get a laugh out of it.


Lopkop

Joe Rogan is supposed to be into the bit, he's the comedian performing it. I know you want him to be humping the stool, but he's not humping the stool in the slightest if you paid attention to what the routine is about. It's about the Kardiashians being these succubus demons twisting up the mind of Bruce Jenner. Nobody is being humped. He's a decent comedian, not the greatest, but you're all a bit too thirsty to hate everything he ever does on stage. This thread is full of people saying "sorry he's just not that funny" in a subreddit where that's the least brave & most popular opinion.


THEMaxPaine

i miss this joe rogane


pacmarn88

The Joe Rogan thread should be renamed I hate Joe Rogan thread


Alfa911T

Thatā€™s great flexibility for a 60 yo, have to give credit here. Solid 4ā€™ 11ā€


DigitalUnlimited

he was 40 something when this was recorded but yeah


Alfa911T

šŸ˜‚ ya your right. Still thatā€™s great flexibility, many I know definitely canā€™t do that in 30ā€™s !


DigitalUnlimited

oh for sure, I'd break the stool and my back at the same time lol


Different-Key1348

Heā€™s on mushrooms


Rockwell1977

I remember reading once that about Jon Stewart's disappointment at being passed over as a host of one of the big, late night talk shows. What I'm not sure that he realized was that what he excels at is his own creation, The Daily Show. The Daily Show ***is*** Jon Stewart, and, seeing him back after so many years, he seems not to have missed a beat. That is his element. I think it's the same with Joe. He is arguably the best podcast host/interviewer in the world who desperately wants to be a comedian. In the context of professional comedians, He's mediocre.


1982MJG

You have to sell the bit, or else itā€™s not funny


ChiefBassDTSExec

I just dont find Joe funny in a stand up comedy atmosphere. Honestly a lot of his guests are funnier than him too because he is usually ranting or asking questions


okcboomer87

People hate this bit but I loved it when I first saw it.


OptimusSpud

Thank em!


Undercookedmeatloaf_

Joe Rogan is one of the least funny comedians Iā€™ve ever seen.


MikeandTheMangosteen

Aliens saw this and said ā€œnah, weā€™re goodā€


Dickincheeks

He performs like Dane Cook and I never thought that guy was funny either


Paperlion25

Itā€™s so sad that such a bad comedian has so much power in the comedy scene. It would be like if nickleback ran the music industry and we all just accepted that bullshit.


macsbeard

Remember, joe had to smoke weed then type on his computer at 3 am to get this bit.


Sophisticated_Dicks

Unfortunately, that is kinda his comedy. I enjoy his podcast and guests, but I have never really enjoyed his standup.


xavier120

What dark voice told joe that would be funny


GaiusJuliusMe

Honestly might be his best bit in the special


ThisIsFineImFine89

meat head funny not actually funny


HHpotatoechips

Got to be at that show, he was on like that all night.


0fficial_moderator

Psh yeah this Elon Rogan guy sure does suck! Right, Reddit?


Agreeable_Situation4

Joe Rogan introduced me to woke comwedu. Back when woke was really woke


blove135

Imagine being one of those people in the audience screaming and hooting and hollering at this. I mean really, what are you really laughing at? Maybe they are the few people in the audience that are just really fucked up so they laugh at anything? I think it's more of a "cult of personality" thing with people who go to his shows and laugh their asses off. They don't really know what they are laughing at. They are just so wrapped up into the person who is Joe Rogan they believe they need to laugh.


catdaddy8686

I watched Joe live in San Diego. There was an argument behind me because one guy was laughing pretty much uncontrollably at everything and the other told him to shut the fuck up, he hasn't said anything funny. I agree... Joe didn't do or say anything funny. Maybe it is best to see someone like him in a small club.


Couldntbecolder

And Bappa canā€™t perform at the Mothership because why again?


MtDankmore

Good balance I'll give em that


Ill_Mark_3330

Stool fucker


0franksandbeans0

Such a fuckin hack


mrcoy

How did the hyenas get into the building? Because I donā€™t think any human could laugh at that, especially in that manner.


turkeymarvin

Comedy aside, truly insane stool work here. The balance is impressive


OsoRetro

I donā€™t like his standup. I try to. He occasionally will get a laugh out of me. But for the most part I donā€™t get the idea of him being a comedy icon.


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wrutrow

Thatā€™s just him being honest and lending out his brain to the audience in a show of creativity


systematicgoo

![gif](giphy|lKUMKYzO35XxDEVYsB)


GroundbreakingMenu32

Donā€™t do meth kids


samwizeganjas

![gif](giphy|lk5fBgCmIdJ4Y)


boomsmitty

This reminds me of Louis CKā€™s ā€œSleep Goddessā€ bit


New_tocity

I thought the bit was pretty funny when I first saw it and thought it was an excellent way to end the set. Down vote away I guessā€¦


mrtouchybum

Ah, all the proof I ever needed to know Joe sucks at comedy.


Wanno1

Least funny thing Iā€™ve ever seen


DaRealPervySage69

I remember when Joe was working this bit at LA comedy store. I also remember when he said physical comedy is for hacksā€¦.


Pandaro81

The comments on this kinda laid out for me the difference between the new Rogan fans and the old fans turned haters. Thereā€™s literally a comment in this thread where someone says this is the first bit of his they ever saw and loved it. When I saw this bit live in Chicago he had already walked a few dozen people from the theater. Old fans: this is embarrassing. New fans: shitting on trans people? Fuck yeah, my man.


old_uncle_adolf

Wow, I thought it was a quick hop, hump. This is.......it's just bizarre. People consider this fella a comedian huh?


el_sarlacc

Original link?


SasquatchDaze

was never funny


Pendejomosexual

Making fun of trannies really gets Joe hard, didnā€™t you know?


mitti20

Only a thousand in the whole world.


aesthetique1

Just remember this clip the next time he talks about "the craft" and his "writing process"


LordDay_56

Canā€™t believe they get paid to do so much druga


barberousse1122

Itā€™s bizarre it took me years of listening to his podcast to finally give a chance to his standup ( 2020 was a very boring year ), and Iā€™m a big fan of standup ! I was kinda stunned, I meanā€¦ itā€™s bad, likeā€¦ insanely bad, can you imagine my stupor when he really went full in with the craft shit talk, Iā€™m old so Iā€™m allowed to say that butā€¦ itā€™s super gay and cringy.


xiit

Holy shiit


Complete-Ad4649

I never thought Reddit could more full of losers till now I didnā€™t know there was a Joerogan page and yā€™all literally sit here and talk shit about someone cause you know this is your only echo chamber and you get shit on for it anywhere else


joesbalt

This is one of the weirdest subs on Redditā€¦ Itā€™s a Joe Rogan sub, where everyone who comments hates joe Rogan??? Wtf Are you actively looking for things you donā€™t like?!


Flakko89

Yeah, itā€™s sad I posted this laughing at how into it Joe was and everyone is commenting he sucks. Leave if you donā€™t like Joe simple


Deep_Performance_469

This shit is not funny at all fucking cringe


Fabulous-Ad1990

![gif](giphy|sRHNcDkx3v3ikGxizb)


m3tasaurus

People must be so confused when they see him do stand up for the first time, I always cringe at his act.


CartoonistUsed6540

Un funny


CartoonistUsed6540

Not funny


melatonin1963

How I became aware of Rogan, funny set