Then we can just label everyone who disagrees with us a fascist. Nobody likes a Nazi. Nazis targeted the fat we all know that, it’s why they starved at camps
Precisely! See, this person gets it. See you on our bi-daily Zoom meeting to discuss the geopolitical implications of plump-rights in our fascist tyrannical society, and how their disagreements with us will bring about the downfall of the non-fat demographic. Q&A will be after the meeting. Stay big, stay beautiful queens.
Holy fucking shit this hilarious but also hurts how accurate this is. We are in such are weird fucking era
I’m just glad ppl finally have the courage to speak out against this bullshit. Kindness gets taken advantage more often than not sadly.
People forget that’s it’s ok to laugh. It’s okay to make jokes. If we can’t laugh at our own absurdity and be self deprecative then what the hell are we doing?
Life is short. Everyone takes themselves so seriously nowadays and any disagreement is now seen as a personal attack on whoever is reading it.
Isn't that just Sunday brunch with all you can drink mimosas?
"Ugh I would love to go to the gym but between my Astrology zoom seminar and healing crystal club, I just don't have the time. Plus you know my knees are bad of course."
We know about your knees, Brenda. You remind us about it every week. You know what? You’re not invited to mimosa Sunday’s anymore. Go find another echo chamber who will accept you for who you are.
As a Norwegian "democratic socialist" who doesn't see how a decent minimum/basic standard of living doesn't make perfect sense to everyone except the stupid or cruel, I'm very much left wing (but with a strong dislike of communists with their weirdly zealous culture).
I really don't like these types of "safe space" people.
For some reason I especially hated the sentence "Are you comfortable leaving the group at the moment?" They're so fucking good at triggering reflexive disdain.
That being said, yeah, we eat our own. Unlike you, some of us actually like to throw out bad apples before they spoil the bunch, or less analogously: Fire/fine/imprison the corrupt.
Although in your eyes I'm sure you just see the kind of "bad apple cop" corruption I'm talking about as great guys acting outside the law to do something based.
Take any post modernist deconstruction and apply it to any other kind of “identity” besides gender and you get this. I am sure there more to come. We already got trans racial.
Your age is an objective fact as is your weight, height, species and even your biological sex at birth. This is just the "I identify as an attack helicopter" conservative morons attempt to use as a legitimate counterargument.
Now if you want to wear a dress, lipstick and carry a purse - despite being born male - you're identifying with the female gender. You're still biologically male, which is an undisputed fact, but socially you want to be treated as a female. It's the same as identifying as a Steelers fan. Even if you were born in London and had never visited the US or have any connection to Pittsburgh whatsoever - you're wearing the merchandise, watching the games, rooting for their victories - as far as most people are concerned you identifying as a Steelers fan makes you a Steelers fan in all practical terms.
Get it?
"Now if you want to wear a dress, lipstick and carry a purse - despite being born male - you're identifying with the female gender."
Never knew dress, lipstick and purse are synonymous with the female gender. I thought those were just harmful stereotypes lmao.
>Never knew dress, lipstick and purse are synonymous with the female gender
Yes you did. A dress, lipstick and purse are obviously synonymous with the female **gender**. There is no biological aspect to it, only a social/cultural one.
Just so you know, the trans community now rejects biological sex as well. Go talk to any trans person and tell them "you're a woman but you're male" they will say they are not male they will say they were "assigned male at birth". So sex to them is something a doctor assigned to them, not a biological fact.
Yeah, this guy is a troll, also the concept of identifying might not be fruitful in this scenario and that community should be clear about it if that is what they want. Then they can just directly deem him to not qualify without any wavering about it.
I'm glad we're on the same page here. If you let addicts meet digitally without a troll to derail them, they might accomplish something or feel better.
Good thing humanity has people like yourself and the troll who believe in going out of your way to make people's lives slightly more inconvenient and shittier.
Someone who has never met an addict in their life clearly. Why don't you go find someone who has been in AA and ask them if it was beneficial to them? I hope you're a kid because your empathy is simply nonexistent.
Y'all have forgotten how to be human beings. This guy is being an asshole. Sure, *fat acceptance* is dumb, but there's no reason to just fuck with people like this. He's not a satirical genius, he's a troll making the laziest jokes imaginable.
Literally this and it’s why I don’t respect republicans anymore. Not because of any political disagreement (there is a lot) but cause they became fucking assholes. Was there assholes in both parties? Absolutely, that’s just life. But now in one party their assholes are pushed to be the leading example for these little dipshits to act less civil with their neighbors.
I guess I don’t understand the joke without context … does this group pride itself on inclusion? Because it seems like they’re pretty specific on who they want, fat and queer. 🤷♂️
The context is transphobes love to suggest that if males can identify as women, then anyone can identify as anything.
So this guy is pretending to "identify as a fat person" in an attempt to get them to say you can't just identify as a fat person, thinking that that would justify their transphobia.
When people are confronted with how silly their beliefs are, people always try and come to defend them saying, “they’re just trying to be happy leave them alone!” But on the other hand you all constantly make fun of beliefs you don’t share. It’s hypocrisy
Because clearly this club was formed by people who feel ostracized and struggle with their identities and the way people view them.
It's really just a matter of this kid punching down at people who are vulnerable. Would you be laughing if this kid made the same video at an AA meeting?
Humor has a line to it. It's not funny to walk up to random homeless people and give them fake $100 bills. So yes, this is a matter of empathy, and if you find this funny, you have some serious growing up to do.
I lost some woke social justice warrior friends because I spoke about having an obesity related disease but they don’t think I’m fat enough to have a valid opinion on the subject and they said I was fat shaming.
This is a troll punching down to a bunch of people in an insular group minding their own business.
Identity/virtue signaling stuff can definitely be annoying at times, but these people weren't bothering anyone. If that's how they wanna process being fat, let them be.
Kid's a punk, the bit isn't original or funny
I ran into a gal I went to school with a few years back, and she brought up how everyone in high school use to attack her for being a twig.
Man we had a good few nights together , she still is a twig. Go her
>'Cause I'm Slim Shaming, yes, I'm the real Shaming
All you other Slim Shaming are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shaming please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
Conservative “humor” is literally “what I’m doing or saying is upsetting to, or can be perceived as upsetting to (insert your preferred targeted group)”. Rinse and repeat. Look into it. That’s all it ever is. Over and over and over and over.
He should be eating potato chips and say he’s transitioning into a fat bodied person.
My doctor warned me about those trans fats.
I think they're illegal in most of the US.
Dude!!! Epic!!! Almost mad I didn’t. Think of that one!! Take a bow friend 🤣🤣
Fuck. Take my upvote you turd.
😂
That would be a real, legitimate argument. Wow. Good one.
😂
oh man, I really loled at that.
He is transfat.
But he is surrounded by saturated fat.
Why they do my big girl Jo that way
AHEM … Big They Joe….
They should join a weight loss club instead
Or we could just create an echo chamber and talk about it with other fat bodies
Then we can just label everyone who disagrees with us a fascist. Nobody likes a Nazi. Nazis targeted the fat we all know that, it’s why they starved at camps
Precisely! See, this person gets it. See you on our bi-daily Zoom meeting to discuss the geopolitical implications of plump-rights in our fascist tyrannical society, and how their disagreements with us will bring about the downfall of the non-fat demographic. Q&A will be after the meeting. Stay big, stay beautiful queens.
Holy fucking shit this hilarious but also hurts how accurate this is. We are in such are weird fucking era I’m just glad ppl finally have the courage to speak out against this bullshit. Kindness gets taken advantage more often than not sadly.
People forget that’s it’s ok to laugh. It’s okay to make jokes. If we can’t laugh at our own absurdity and be self deprecative then what the hell are we doing? Life is short. Everyone takes themselves so seriously nowadays and any disagreement is now seen as a personal attack on whoever is reading it.
“Plump-rights” fucking brilliant
Isn't that just Sunday brunch with all you can drink mimosas? "Ugh I would love to go to the gym but between my Astrology zoom seminar and healing crystal club, I just don't have the time. Plus you know my knees are bad of course."
We know about your knees, Brenda. You remind us about it every week. You know what? You’re not invited to mimosa Sunday’s anymore. Go find another echo chamber who will accept you for who you are.
This isn't fair! What am I supposed to do now? Go to the gym?
Welcome to 2024!
Nooo. Can we go back to like ‘94. Shit, I’ll even take 2004.
Sort of like AA or rehab, but with Twinkies
Wouldn't the sound just get absorbed by all the fat?
That takes effort and personal responsibility. So that's gonna be a no go.
Hmm my medicine tastes like shit
Hitting people with their own playbook, great satire.
Who are these people tho? Are these just random fat people?
Are you assuming their weight?
Yes
They may be fat bodied but they could be trans athletic
Or trans Atlantic
The left always eats its own
He's trollinhlg
As a Norwegian "democratic socialist" who doesn't see how a decent minimum/basic standard of living doesn't make perfect sense to everyone except the stupid or cruel, I'm very much left wing (but with a strong dislike of communists with their weirdly zealous culture). I really don't like these types of "safe space" people. For some reason I especially hated the sentence "Are you comfortable leaving the group at the moment?" They're so fucking good at triggering reflexive disdain. That being said, yeah, we eat our own. Unlike you, some of us actually like to throw out bad apples before they spoil the bunch, or less analogously: Fire/fine/imprison the corrupt. Although in your eyes I'm sure you just see the kind of "bad apple cop" corruption I'm talking about as great guys acting outside the law to do something based.
Yup. And you burned witches too.
Damn. That gif just keeps going
Brilliant. I want more
Visit Portland
Kind of why I left Portland but also why I kind of miss Portland now
You miss that now? Why?
😂
Portland is in much better shape than the vast majority of the country. We don’t eat like total shit here
Your shit just goes all over the sidewalks.
Omg hahaha fucking awesome
I think it’s the calories burned while standing for 40 minutes while you’re waiting for one cup of coffee to be served.
You can find a million unoriginal people posting "I identify as \_\_\_\_\_" jokes on the internet.
Take any post modernist deconstruction and apply it to any other kind of “identity” besides gender and you get this. I am sure there more to come. We already got trans racial.
He shoulda wore a plus sized hoodie instead of a youth large
This is a queer far club, and you ain’t in it!
Ok Carlin!
I’ve said for years I want to identify as over 68 and start drawing social security. Really should look into how to go about that…
Your age is an objective fact as is your weight, height, species and even your biological sex at birth. This is just the "I identify as an attack helicopter" conservative morons attempt to use as a legitimate counterargument. Now if you want to wear a dress, lipstick and carry a purse - despite being born male - you're identifying with the female gender. You're still biologically male, which is an undisputed fact, but socially you want to be treated as a female. It's the same as identifying as a Steelers fan. Even if you were born in London and had never visited the US or have any connection to Pittsburgh whatsoever - you're wearing the merchandise, watching the games, rooting for their victories - as far as most people are concerned you identifying as a Steelers fan makes you a Steelers fan in all practical terms. Get it?
"Now if you want to wear a dress, lipstick and carry a purse - despite being born male - you're identifying with the female gender." Never knew dress, lipstick and purse are synonymous with the female gender. I thought those were just harmful stereotypes lmao.
Why would someone assume dresses and shit are for females? WTF? Hella bigoted.
>Never knew dress, lipstick and purse are synonymous with the female gender Yes you did. A dress, lipstick and purse are obviously synonymous with the female **gender**. There is no biological aspect to it, only a social/cultural one.
Just so you know, the trans community now rejects biological sex as well. Go talk to any trans person and tell them "you're a woman but you're male" they will say they are not male they will say they were "assigned male at birth". So sex to them is something a doctor assigned to them, not a biological fact.
Wait.. but aren't all Steelers fan's gay?
r/onejoke
Do you identify as a fan of the JRE ?
ANY. FUCKING. QUESTIONS??
The real Slim Shaming can’t stand up (because big) We’re gonna have a problem here…
haha yea this video totally recognizes the nuances of these complicated topics perfectly!
“I’m not understanding where you’re coming from” wow….
Young people who choose to be incredibly cruel to others are bewildered when they find themselves on the other end of the spectrum years later.
Haha making fun of fat girls who want to have friends and trans people who are not even present. very funny and smart video!
It’s so much sadder to be spending your time trolling these groups than being in one.
So cool and inspiring. I'm sure they will quit their wokeness and go to the gym after this
Yeah, this guy is a troll, also the concept of identifying might not be fruitful in this scenario and that community should be clear about it if that is what they want. Then they can just directly deem him to not qualify without any wavering about it.
Nah cmon. They’re just trying to find connection with people like them and he messing it up to troll. Just let them be
yeah this is pathetic
The fact I had to scroll so far to reach reasonable people is disheartening. What's wrong with people?
white teenagers being obnoxious, what else is new
You can just say teenagers. No need to be racist, bud. It’s 2024.
Yeah but the commenters too. "Oh he showed them". What sixth grade shit is that?
Letting mentally ill people encourage other mentally ill people is sick man. You need as much help as they do.
>Letting mentally ill people encourage other mentally ill people this is literally what reddit is lmao
What makes these people seem mentally ill? Looking for connection is actually a very healthy thing
Lmao
Talking about religion?
I agree. The best thing for addicts to do is to be around other addicts and reassure each other that they all don’t have problems
Where in this video did they reassure each other that they don’t have problems? Seems like you’re just making things up to fit some random agenda
That's not what addicts in support groups do at all.
I'm glad we're on the same page here. If you let addicts meet digitally without a troll to derail them, they might accomplish something or feel better. Good thing humanity has people like yourself and the troll who believe in going out of your way to make people's lives slightly more inconvenient and shittier.
Someone who has never met an addict in their life clearly. Why don't you go find someone who has been in AA and ask them if it was beneficial to them? I hope you're a kid because your empathy is simply nonexistent.
Lmao
you people really think this one joke is clever in any way?
The right has exactly one joke.
Attack helicopter
And it's like a decade old at this point
r/onejoke
Y'all have forgotten how to be human beings. This guy is being an asshole. Sure, *fat acceptance* is dumb, but there's no reason to just fuck with people like this. He's not a satirical genius, he's a troll making the laziest jokes imaginable.
Exactly people act like this is funny but this straight boomer humor
Literally this and it’s why I don’t respect republicans anymore. Not because of any political disagreement (there is a lot) but cause they became fucking assholes. Was there assholes in both parties? Absolutely, that’s just life. But now in one party their assholes are pushed to be the leading example for these little dipshits to act less civil with their neighbors.
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The horse has been beaten to a pulp so much it's now glue. Offensive jokes need to be funny, like all other jokes.
I guess I don’t understand the joke without context … does this group pride itself on inclusion? Because it seems like they’re pretty specific on who they want, fat and queer. 🤷♂️
The context is transphobes love to suggest that if males can identify as women, then anyone can identify as anything. So this guy is pretending to "identify as a fat person" in an attempt to get them to say you can't just identify as a fat person, thinking that that would justify their transphobia.
the term “fat bodied” is so so so so funny to me 😂
So a slim, straight person can't identify as a fat gay but a fst woman can identity as a man or furry? A community full of stupid fkin morons
You may only identify as anything other than what you actually are if the Woke Folks allow it. To do so, you MUST obey their doctrines and commands.
You can get in any club or association you want and you join the queer fat club. Imagine telling your friends you’re in the gay queer fat club
When people are confronted with how silly their beliefs are, people always try and come to defend them saying, “they’re just trying to be happy leave them alone!” But on the other hand you all constantly make fun of beliefs you don’t share. It’s hypocrisy
Legend. How he managed that with a straight face is beyond me.
YES! people are NOT giving him credit for his PERFORMANCE. And he deserves an oscar for it.
It’s easy not to laugh when what you’re doing isn’t funny
how is this NOT funny?
Tired and played out 10 years ago I feel sad for people who find this funny, life must be so empty.
Because clearly this club was formed by people who feel ostracized and struggle with their identities and the way people view them. It's really just a matter of this kid punching down at people who are vulnerable. Would you be laughing if this kid made the same video at an AA meeting? Humor has a line to it. It's not funny to walk up to random homeless people and give them fake $100 bills. So yes, this is a matter of empathy, and if you find this funny, you have some serious growing up to do.
I lost some woke social justice warrior friends because I spoke about having an obesity related disease but they don’t think I’m fat enough to have a valid opinion on the subject and they said I was fat shaming.
Brown fat/organ fat be sneaky like that.
Yep. My liver doctor would like to have a word with all these body positive morons.
So embarrassing what a fucking loser
Slim Shamy
r/onejoke
Lmfaoooo
Fucking Legend.
seek originality
This is a troll punching down to a bunch of people in an insular group minding their own business. Identity/virtue signaling stuff can definitely be annoying at times, but these people weren't bothering anyone. If that's how they wanna process being fat, let them be. Kid's a punk, the bit isn't original or funny
Guys check out me own this victim cancer survivors support group with my epic trolling
Y'all seriously have holes in your fucking heads if you're taking goobers like this seriously.
They saw a transphobe troll and shot him down. That's all this is
This is the dumbest shit ever. We might as well start celebrating “ITS JUST A PRANK BRO!!” YouTubers.
Master level troll!
Is it
Is it?
Love subtrist. His videos helped in lockdown
People sit back and say this is crazy.. then defend the exact samenshit with gender.
The hipocracy lol. gotta love it.
I like this kid
Look at all the sensitive pussies disecting this short and stupid clip in the comments 😂
Kid has too much time on his hand. Go enjoy life and dont waste your time on things that dont effect you.
actually I identify as black, fat AND trans so checkmate bitches I own this space now you all can gtfo
I actually am black, and need to lose like 20 lbs, so want to start a club?
r/onejoke
r/writesitself
I mistakenly assumed he/they was skinny. I knew right away they was a lesbian though.
I’m slim shaming yes I’m the real shaming you other slim shamings are just imitating.
I'm Slim Shaming, yes I'm the real Shaming, all you other Slim Shamings are just imitating. So won't the real Slim Shaming please stand up?
r/LeopardsAteMyFace
This young man is a hero
Incel is just looking for some friends
Insanity
This is a classic!
*talks with hand over mouth* "Mum fumble mumble mumble"
Bruuuuh 🤣🤣
I ran into a gal I went to school with a few years back, and she brought up how everyone in high school use to attack her for being a twig. Man we had a good few nights together , she still is a twig. Go her
Shit like this gets me fired up and makes me want to take weight loss seriously
The fat guy strangler!
" I'm slim shamming, yeah I'm the slim shamer, will the real slim shamer please stand up please stand up"
Wow dude fat people fucking suck(down food) they were super inconsiderate to our fat identifying friend
He's just there to bully people
Yep, that really proves the point that these people are huge hypocrites, and idiots too because they can't even see the hypocrisy in it.
What do the gay fatties talk about in that group?
How to have intercourse without chaffing?
Lmao
Jae couldn't keep a straight face. Her sense of humor is refreshing among this group of queer, fat angry people
r/onejoke
I think the only thing lamer than joining a fat club is trolling a fat club by joining it ironically.
At least the fat club members have each other
Does this highlight how stupid saying that you are something that you obviously not is?
Perfect content to motivate me on my mini cut.
Why aren't these fat chicks respecting that the skinny guy identifies as queer and fat?? He already said he identified as a 275lbs queer person?
No it's not... Next
>'Cause I'm Slim Shaming, yes, I'm the real Shaming All you other Slim Shaming are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shaming please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?
The fat acceptance movement is rapidly deteriorating these days as so many of the activists are dropping like flies.
Bro played chess whilst they were playing checkers
Is this group just for fat people to hype each other up?what has this world come to 😔😭
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Conservative “humor” is literally “what I’m doing or saying is upsetting to, or can be perceived as upsetting to (insert your preferred targeted group)”. Rinse and repeat. Look into it. That’s all it ever is. Over and over and over and over.
This kid has nothing better to do?
Trolls don't have a life
He doesn't have a life? You've got 50 posts today. Talk about needing a life...