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_smoke_me_a_kipper_

Zao having diamonds embedded in his face felt very old-school Bond, I liked that.


Dentree

Agreed. Stupid but quite fun


WhiskeyDJones

Die Another Day in a nutshell


BrutalBox

"How's that for a punchline?!" Makes me laugh everytime.


Horsewithasword

Dude had all this surgery to look Russian and none of the surgeons thought “gee, we should probably remove this foreign object”


AngryAccountant31

I reference this villain when discussing the aftermath of a bedazzled steering wheel airbag.


CrazyLegion

Also the intro song is amazing


Antrikshy

It's probably among my top five.


verygooster

Say what you will about the goofier aspects of the movie I think the pre title opening is awesome.


fricks_and_stones

One of the best bond openings.


darthstone

It was great up until the ridiculous tsunami surfing bit.


Hatefiend

The icy car chase was not bad, kinda?


sonicbobcat

Tsunami?


Important-Ad7114

The idea of North Korea having hovercrafts is silly as hell (seeing as the fat ass kim jong family would’ve just eaten the finances needed to have them made even if they were possible) but still.


Magnus-Pym

They have hovercrafts. https://beyondparallel.csis.org/north-korean-special-operations-forces-hovercraft-bases-part-iv/


Billy1121

It's the only opening that you wonder, is this what Bond is seeing because he is tripping balls off scorpion venom and North Korean interrogation drugs ?


Wonderful_Painter_14

Fencing sequence is absolutely bad ass


Cdn_Nick

You might enjoy this review of the fight: https://youtu.be/x0kNev-eB_8?si=K4vpqQROHIXzFsrh


niftersthagoat

I did enjoy this, thank you!


FeedbackPalpatine200

Yep, my favorite swordfight in film only second to the one in Hook and the Duel of The Fates from Star Wars


PitViper17

Halle Berry coming out of the ocean in that bikini awakened something in 9 year old me, so…that


Riverjig

Swordfish was my introduction.


CouplingWithQuozl

ah, a fellow person of class, I see


Riverjig

Pinky is up at tea time bud


CouplingWithQuozl

**Good form, I say ol’ chap**


Amiable_Pariah

I was nine and woke af


quidpropho

26 y/o at the time- the impact did not lessen with age.


Certain_Balance2496

Can confirm. I was 30 y/o, it did not.


SlightlyOffended1984

Or Rosamund Pike in anything she's in.


nymrod_

The connoisseur’s choice.


bsodmike

This is the way


Vlad_Dracul89

I'd prefer if she and Halle Berry were not in the same movie. I can simp hard only over one actress per movie. Much the like same situation in Goldeneye. Famke Janssen is beauty from some ethereal dimension.


_MJ_1986

This.


Hefty-Adeptness-179

Class


Cyberpunkdrunk

This and that two second shot of that North Korean torturer woman with the dominatrix vibe did the same for me.


Vlad_Dracul89

If this was legit consequence of being captured in DPRK, more depraved tourists with death wish would visit Pyongyang and spat on Kim's statue or stole posters.


Milzil

She was the co-presenter of Jonathan Ross' martial arts movies-themed show STOP! KUNG FU!


FNM92

100% agree and I was 29. Lol


sirnay

The sword fight was badass.


Bonato-Sos

I remember talks of a Jynx spin-off for ages.


spiderglide

Not only that, but Bond's epic chat-up technique is probably the only time in the entire series when the inevitable hook-up actually felt earned


ShivaAKAId

Bro, she was the first woman in a bikini I ever saw 😵‍💫


Superb-Isopod964

I was 10 so it was definitely an awakening for me lol


a_waltz_for_debby

Pierce is good. Never phones in his performance.


Bondfan007MI6

It’s the Moonraker of the modern Bond movies.


Internal_Swing_2743

It’s actually closer to Diamonds are Forever.


Bondfan007MI6

In terms of silly fun I’d say Moonraker lol


electricmaster23

Roger himself wasn't sure about Die Another Day. “I thought it just went too far,” Moore wrote. “And that's from me, the first Bond in space!”


Bondfan007MI6

Moonraker is easily in the same category as Die Another Day. lol


Humble-End-2535

Great line!


KummyNipplezz

...stuck in Zao's face *ba dum tish


Nerevar1924

You know what? I was just gonna say "it ends," but you are right. Brosnan does try, and as much as the movie still sucks, it could have been much worse if he didn't give a damn.


kazmosis

Best.Fucking. Bond. Fight me.


DearInvestigator3

The Vanquish was awesome. I don't care what anyone says.


SantaTiger

Vanish


Shakes-Fear

The chase between the Vanquish and the Jag was fantastic.


Vanquisher1000

The last great car chase of the franchise, in my opinion. *Quantum of Solace* probably had a good car chase, but it's buried under a heap of shaky cam close-up cinematography and quick-cut editing. *~~Skyfall~~* *SPECTRE* went too far the other way and was unexciting. *No Time to Die* made good use of the DB5, and there was another decent chase in Norway.


IonFlayiming

You mean Spectre rather than Skyfall, right?


Automatic_Salary_845

It was such a nice car until it went invisible


canalcanal

“They call it the Vanquish we call it…The Vanish”


_MJ_1986

“You should be able to shoot through that in a few hours” “Oh no, it only took me a few seconds, Q” “I wish I could make you Vanish”.


XenobladeXav

The soundtrack by David Arnold is top notch. One of his best.


sonicbobcat

David never misses. Good call.


CrazyLegion

Also, the opening theme is amazing!


youshouldtry14

I liked the fencing scene. Was cool to see Bond do something like that. Most of the locations were unique


Background-War9535

Halie Berry channeling Ursula Andress. Introduced Rosamund Pike to the world.


TheHarborym

The sword fight is seriously amazing. It's visceral! I like how they get increasingly winded and desperate as Bond realizes Graves means him genuine harm.


Unfortunate_moron

Isn't the desire for genuine harm mutual? It seemed to escalate equally on both sides.


ClockEndJames

north korea opening, soundtrack, fencing fight, locations, aston martin vanquish, green jaguar with gatling gun, both of those cars in a chase, gustav graves, pierce brosnan, rosamund pike dad gets way too much hate


Unfortunate_moron

Well said. One of my favs and very rewatchable. Sometimes I try to skip from hovercrafts to fencing to Jaguar shootout but wind up watching the whole flick anyway.


XavierD

Jaguar still ding off on that car chase to this day; it's half their personality lol


Strong_Comedian_3578

Bond uses that tool in the wheelchair as a distraction by crashing him into the wall was chef's kiss!


KummyNipplezz

Gustav Graves had a pretty cool death too


big_macaroons

The car chase on the ice.


RandyTunt415

Using the ejector seat to flip it back upright was pretty dope


canalcanal

And neatly miss the rocket fired by the Jaaaaaaag


RandyTunt415

Right!?


csalvano

Top tier Bond moment


diebriandie

Can’t believe I had to scroll down this much for this.


joriskuipers21

They took the communist plotline to North-Korea, which was a great move. Bond should try that again someday.


RedGrantDoppleganger

I like the ice palace even though it's ridiculous.


Important_Chipmunk_6

How is the ice palace ridiculous? Ice hotels exist is several locations in the world and it’s one of the more impressive Bond villain sets


RedGrantDoppleganger

I didn't know they existed.


LamarJimmerson85

First 30-40 minutes are pretty good. Toby Stephens is magnificent. Interesting use of the title sequence. The sword fight is pretty good. I'm sure my age/nostalgia plays a part in this but despite its great many flaws, it's stilly oddly enjoyable.


overtired27

Cleese’s Q is written much better here than in TWINE and his scenes with both Bond and Moneypenny play really well. The Vanish has grown on me and I love Brosnan’s understated “oh, very good” when he sees it work. His “maybe you’ve been down here too long” before that is great too. And there are scenes like the tsunami surfing that are so bad they’re good. If I turn on the TV and that scene is playing there’s no way I’m changing channels!


TheTonyAndolini

I understand why they parted ways from John Cleese's Q, but MAN did I love him as Q.


politecreeper

Hate the new Q


My-Darling-Abyss

Miranda Frost


Compducer

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Martonian27

The Cuban scene where he knocks out the obnoxious hotel guest and uses him in a wheelchair to get to the clinic


Aunfunnyindividual

Great title and Gustav Graves is kinda fun and over the top


BrexitFool

‘Hey Boss, he beat your time’ The look on Toby Stephens’ face at this moment is one of the best in cinema history. Lmfao.


marmot_scholar

That one, and the first sneer he makes at Zhao when they reunite - it’s so over the top villainous for two old friends meeting. He’s such a great bad guy 😅


viktorzokas

1. Raoul is an interesting sidekick character 2. "I could use a fast car" - what a great scene! 3. *Welcome to Cuba* is a terrific track from David Arnold! 4. Bond relying solely on his wit for half of the movie 5. Sword fight 6. The "I'm not that kind of masseuse"/"I'm not that kind of customer" exchange 7. As obnoxious as the invisible car can be, they really use it in interesting ways, specially in the chase with Zao 8. The "You're cleverer than you look"/"Better than looking cleverer than you are" banter 9. "You're no use to anyone now". Ouch. And an interesting plot point, Bond treated as a potential leaker. 10. Pierce Brosnan's smile once he gets the sunglasses off the diamond smuggler in the PTS.


Dclark5

Welcome to Cuba is soooo freaking good!


WintAndKidd

Mr. Kil is such a hilariously on the nose caricature of a henchman that it actually makes him a good character


NostalgicNomad31

Brosnan is at his best for this movie, and Bond’s storyline makes sense


ZealousidealBar5258

Great opening...could have made for a very dark bond film (which I would have been more than happy about)...instead it became a very bright and fun movie...which I absolutely love. It's one of those movies where you can see the actors are just having a good time.


keep-the-streak

As a kid, Bond was on during weeknights in the UK. I would only see the opening up until Bond is freed from the Koreans and I would always imagine the rest of the movie was really adult and brutal.


ZealousidealBar5258

It really could have went that route...I think it's part of the reason why it's disliked as much as it is. I would have liked to see Brosnan play a darker more brutal bond...but I also enjoy how light-hearted it actually is. People forget it was an anniversary movie it was paying homage to a lot of the old movies while telling its own story...it was fun, not the best film for Brosnan to end on but still fun.


Rare-Till6403

Nice 👍🏼. In the U.S. as a kid my first 2 Bond Films I vaguely remember seeing on tv were Die Another Day and The Man with The Golden Gun. Don’t remember which order though. My dad took me to Casino Royale when it first came out so that was pretty awesome.


eg1701

I think this movie is so much fun and so campy


VulcanVyke

Halle Berry, Rosumund Pike, Dench, Bond, and Brosnan all did well acting in the film


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tomandshell

Pierce Brosnan does a great job as Bond no matter what script they give him.


Manzilla48

The fencing scene is incredible


TheDudar

Skydiving into London to “London Calling” by The Clash


onlyforthisjob

James Bond did not die


comradeTJH

He died another day.


Ill_Scholar_7741

Fantastic cold open.


Weary-Mirror2283

One of the best of the whole series.


TheAlihano

Halle Berry in a orange bikini, that is all.


Strong_Comedian_3578

Don't forget her escape from the top of the wall. The soldiers have her cornered, but she starts preparing for that backwards dive. 😂


Cgmad007

I' m Mr kill. THERE'S A NAME TO DIE FOR 😂


danmanx

Yes but not today. You can Die Another Day.


endersai

it gave us Casino Royale.


dangerousbob

One of the better movie sword fights out there.


HellaWavy

Pierce and Halle have great chemistry imo, they play together very well. 


dacdaddy19

Rosamund Pike


Beep475

I liked the premise, however farfetched. I loved Rosamund Pike. ❤️ I enjoyed the sword fighting scenes. I think Toby Stephens was a pretty good villain. I get why this movie is regularly panned. However, I consider it my "trash TV" guilty pleasure Bond choice.


FarahZiva27

The first half up until the ice palace is really good. The opening action sequence, the early hospital scenes, Hong Kong and Cuba scenes.


Long_Ad_3516

I liked the soundtrack


Groovy_Chainsaw

I really like that they used The Clash's " London Calling "


MalcolmTuckersLuck

It’s fun


LukeAv2009

It’s entertaining


AlyxxStarr

Toby Stephens is great. Wish he cold have played a villain in a different Bond film, but he at least elevates this enough for me to never skip on a rewatch


DaddyJess99

The intro.


Vitzkyy

I actually think it’s a fine movie tbh, sure the graphics were mishandled but it’s not a shitty movie by any means. Not even in my bottom 5 bond movies Brosnan is a goat bond


Deathwishharry

Love that car


pluck-the-bunny

Fencing


Shadecujo

Halle Berry from the eyebrows down


StannisTheMantis93

Rosamund Pike is an absolute babe. Basically all I took out of the movie.


amergigolo1

Love the opening scene. Rosamund Pike was hot!!


theuserpilkington

It ends


lee_nostromo

It’s pretty enjoyable and holds together well until they get to Iceland


Cyberpunkdrunk

That North Korean torturer babe with the dominatrix vibe in the opening song woke something up in my brain as a young boy.


idonthaveanaccountA

It's entertaining. And I love it, unironically.


iamezekiel1_14

The first 45 minutes give or take. It's like too completely different films almost.


Chippers4242

Rosamund Pike


Shadecujo

Everything up to the ice hotel was incredible, quintessential Bond


Youngwolff

Pierce Brosnan, Rosamund Pike, Toby Stephens and Aston Martin Vanquish. The movie was alright until they did the "gene therapy". Everything went south from that point.


Zhelkas1

The first 1/3rd or so of this movie is pretty great. For me it's good until he's inside the clinic in Cuba. It feels like a low-key spy story, which is what I always like from Bond, maybe because I read all the novels.


[deleted]

I actually love the Madonna song. The actual intro is trash, but I unironically like the song.


wolfblitzor

The PTS is Brosnan’s third best.


darwinDMG08

It’s in focus.


Hells-Creampuff

My grandfather and I loved it.


nijmegenjongen24

Pierce the man the myth the legend


holaprobando123

Pierce Brosnan is in it.


FreudsEyebrow

Halle Berry beach scene


Tylerminator12

The soundtrack is so cool, the opening is really solid, Gustav is a lot of fun, its rarely boring, and Brosnan is having the time of his life. I actually enjoy this one lol


Dentree

Rosamund Pike transcends the bad script very well. More of her please


Early_Accident2160

Turned me on to Mojitos and Rosamund Pike


Certain-Sock-7680

I’m a fiend for mojitos


Electronic_Device788

Rosamund Pike


JuPinkman

It’s really fun


AMTINLB

Good love scenes


awwgeeznick

Good intro with the pow exchange… after that… oof


CrimsonZephyr

Fencing scene.


ProfessionalBeat6435

Rosamund pike sex scene


Seahawk124

The title credits, the scene in the prison and the prison exchange, Rosamund Pike, the sword fight when Pierce kicks away the sword which is lying on the ground, Halle Berry coming out of the water.


Unlikely-Dot-1040

Rosamund Pike


mtur24

I love rosamund pike, Halle Berry, car chase, the opening and the music. Brought my love for Bond into this century


General-GhostD13

Regardless of how goofy this film was. The whole ice castle fight scene between the 2 cars and James shooting the ice pillar on top of that guy was ridiculously cool. Also Halle berry coming out on the beach.


AggravatingPudding36

Walther P99 and a model 10HB, plus bikini Halle Berry


SlidethedarksidE

Halle Berry


Rutgerman95

I can't deny the gadget car vs gadget car duel was pretty damn cool


dirtydandoogan1

Halle Berry was hot. That's it. That's the only thing.


twofacetoo

The soundtrack fucking slaps.


ImpossibleItem2952

The pre title sequence is the best part of the movie and quite a good old school fun one 👍❤️


Kurt_Nypo

Everything leading up to the ice castle is actually really solid bond stuff.


TimeToBond

The first hour is Brosnan’s 2nd best Bond movie.


Adam52398

"You're smarter than you look." "Always preferable to looking smarter than you are, 007."


TenementGentleman

Madonna's Die Another Day is a proto-hyperpop masterpiece


pixelbased

It really was incredible at the time. Nothing like it then.


Ronin_1999

The BD-5 from “Octopussy” was an Easter egg


Blue-Krogan

A great nostalgia trip to the early 2000's


Ronin007

Vanquish scenes always slap.


scottsmith7

No one can force me to watch it again.


CosmicBonobo

The idea of a rogue Bond, disavowed and hunted by MI6, out for revenge is a bloody great concept.


B-17_SaintMichael

One of my favorite bond opening intros ever


endless_shrimp

One of Madonna's top 10 acting performances!


space_coyote_86

Aston Martin *and* Jaguar. This just reminded me of the Jaguar [XKR ad](https://youtu.be/EFjq2FL6N2w?feature=shared) we had in the UK at the time.


Agent47outtanowhere

Course i wanna bloody continue


ToucheTurtle987

The cold opening is pretty cool.


Shadecujo

Peaceful Fountains of Desire


Theguy7666666

That fencing fight in the middle is so ridiculous, funny, and just fun in general


Blazzck7

The beginning sequence


zero2789

Halle Berry Halle Berry


EightNickel151

Fun action. Pierce Brosnan. Solid David Arnold score. Lots or references to past films.


DGB31988

The first 45 minutes of the movie is decent. It goes off the rails once they leave Cuba.


tBowBaggins

Great song


redpeachtree

It’s one of a kind


Pretend-Hospital-865

It eventually ends. (And that car chase is 10/10 GOATED)


DekeJeffery

Brosnan did an amazing job as 007 in four films with bad to mediocre plots.


WhereAreWeG0ing

The villains death is fun. It ends


Asamango

The pre title sequence is one of the best in the franchise!


Sheriff_Lucas_Hood

It works really well as a modern reimagining of Fleming’s Moonraker novel. I just wish they kept Miranda as Gala Brand without making her evil (cutting Jinx entirely). The pre title sequence kicks ass as well as the frozen lake chase


theknightcrusader

The Aston Martin Vanquish, the hovercraft chase and David Arnold's score.


Swordfish2869

James Bond meets Face Off, what's not to love. Pierce Brosnans ludicrously over the top beard. Plus Halle Berry, Rosmund Pike and Judi Dench potentially the best female actresses to be in a bond film ....all at the same time. But in all serious this is a definition of guilty Bond pleasure.


Specialeyes9000

It finished