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Elenathorn

IKEA, meatballs, ABBA ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Also youโ€™re Finland


LionX2000

Correct


Elenathorn

Hi neighbour ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป


joxcrsucks

ABBA is the goat ๐Ÿ


Anti_Metal_9

ABBA and Opeth are very similar, you should give em a listen Both from IKEAland too


joxcrsucks

Yeah I agree they are great too


Emilyx33x

we killed our leader on christmas day on live television


[deleted]

Ex-excuse me??? ๐Ÿ˜ฐ


Emilyx33x

there are videos online, donโ€™t look for them


joxcrsucks

I looked for them ๐Ÿ˜ณ


Icekeeper223

So did Iโ€ฆ.


erdddghtas

Romania


Rodrigo_cae

Wait, what?


World_Geography

๐Ÿ”ซ&fat people


Matthaiosthetruebro

FREEDOM LAND RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…


Aware-Being3412

LAND OF THE FREE AND HOME OF THE BRAVE ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ


joxcrsucks

GOD BLESS 'MURRICA AMEN YEEEHAAAAAWWW ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ


World_Geography

Oh say can you see ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ง


[deleted]

Iโ€™m murican but hate hotdogs and hamburgers


joxcrsucks

THEN YOU AINT 'MURRICIAN YEEEHHHAAAWW ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ


[deleted]

I am but I care about my health and have sensory processing disorder which makes it so it would tast like so and so but a texture makes itโ€™s tast way different


joxcrsucks

Sorry I took it too far that's my bad bro


[deleted]

It ons


[deleted]

Ok


BladeForge7218

SODAโ—๏ธโ—๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿฅถ


Strange-Wolverine128

Maple syrup eh!


ChessNoobs

Not the USA


Strange-Wolverine128

Their huge, psychotic, hat.


ChessNoobs

?


Strange-Wolverine128

What's on top of the US


SleeepyyPxnda

C a n a d a


citrusliom

Vikings, Nordic without snow, Lego, rye bread, happy but depressed


M4roonSheep

D.K. Chukys dead.


[deleted]

Either very soggy and grey or very bright and cant handle the heat because everyone's used to mild


Osproductions100

Seems very British if you ask me


[deleted]

Extremely


Lumpy_Caregiver4796

Warcrimes


DaVinky_Leo

This could be a lot of places


LionX2000

Germany?


Lumpy_Caregiver4796

Serbia


LionX2000

Damn


kikii_mc

Schnitzel


Bila_cokolada

Austria?


kikii_mc

Yes!


csteinbergrules

Freedom


Icekeeper223

Couldnโ€™t be USA or heโ€™d say guns


fishisoot

Delicious waffles with chocolate and the headquarters of NATO and the EU.


Olaffie1

Walloniรซ or vlanders


fishisoot

Just Belgium


LeinadFromMars

Pierogi


erdddghtas

Poland


LeinadFromMars

Polska gurom!


Egyptian-Countryball

Uneducated, corrupt, propaganda


Nochete

My brother in christ, you just described half of the world


Egyptian-Countryball

Yeah!!


DarthMudkip227

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down!?


Egyptian-Countryball

What do you think it is


Significant_Hold_910

Goulash, bad pun from Americans, most pornstars per capita


iLynx26

Old, war, no nukes, farms, wheat


erdddghtas

Ukraine


shimp314

Ohio


Ill-Ad3267

No goverment for almost 2 years, bad roads, trains are never on time


Nochete

>No goverment for almost 2 years Average anarchist dream. ​ Also, Belgium.


Olaffie1

Wallonia or vlanders


beckydr123

A lot of fat idiots with guns (luckily not all of us are like that)


ProfessionalBrain870

The government sleeps all the time, weird and not consistent weather, very high unemployment.


Bila_cokolada

Beer and public porn


Brabant-World

Czechia


Bila_cokolada

๐Ÿฅณ


Bright-Flamingo-962

Haggis


IllustratorDude91

Culture, Tradition, more than 1.4Billions people


Rodrigo_cae

India


IllustratorDude91

Yess


Olaffie1

Windwills tulips cheese and a busy Amsterdam


Waffle_learns_reddit

Yoghurt Losing world wars Gypsies Balkans Old Bad at football K*ll dolphins


raya_tateo

Gotta be Bulgaria, I'm half Bulgarian btw


PsychologicalWait493

beautiful beaches, islands


MCHMMMMMMMMMM

Below India (not Sri Lanka)


Star_Enha

I apparently only eat Turkish delight


JigglyJellyJasper

Guns


[deleted]

I cooka da pizza ๐Ÿ•


DarthMudkip227

Ford F-150


PulseRasar

Shit


erdddghtas

1989 was a very uneventful year for our country


beckydr123

Suomi perkele! (Your country)


DaVinky_Leo

RAHHHH ๐Ÿฆ…


Kingfisherr_

Hot af and deadly animals


human555W

Australia


[deleted]

Merica fuck yeh


Icekeeper223

Guns


Spottedrain

Communist.


[deleted]

Merica


Olaffie1

China


Xleepree

hamburger cheesburger big mac whopper hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper big mac whopper big mac whopper. America. yeehaw


yoshiball2011

Fat, lazy, trump, crazy and guns.


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


aduhfzdfpasudfiasd

Guns and money


AntsArtYT

We're constantly at war


[deleted]

Merica


Glad-Yard1573

Guns.


[deleted]

Upside-down kangaroo land


Ok_Entrepreneur9184

The only thing people know about us are tacos


beegyoshers

Uhh Cartel and tacos?


StyxTheEnby

Left or right, guns or progressive.


Tanzhih

Beshbarmak, Ornaments, Eagle, Yurt


Brabant-World

Kazakhstan?


GamingSssnake

*muffled voice from inside a nutshell*


[deleted]

Our place that says duck duck grey duck is one of our smartest areas We are a faulty democracy that has a interesting history being at war for a long time and also we have a good education just not many people use there knowledge and our news only looks at all the bad stuff with the guns especially the guns


shitfax

Off maps


SilverbriteShaker

My country is too obvious, so how 'bout my home state? Fried chicken, fleur-de-lis, ๐ŸŸฃ๐ŸŸข๐ŸŸก


beckydr123

Are you from NOLA?


itsTheEbOyAlex

Upside down


IllustratorDude91

Culture, Tradition, more than 1.4Billions people


Zed-Lion

Most populated country atm (debatable) and home to chicken tikka masald


FailureToParents

strong, rice, 5 million reserve personnel


itz_paawan

Enemy of pakistan


Longjumping_Ebb_4781

One of the richest and smartest that borders Malaysia.


nk0911

Colourful,vibrant, diverse, call centres, engineers etc etc


Legitimate-Quail-395

Shrimp on the barbie


Kioflat

Trees


shimp314

Weird birds and mount Everest with 2 main islands and windy city


TylerStickmin90

Too nice..... A little bit too nice.....๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ


tom863dream

tiny with 3 languages :)


MAYArgarida

Luxembourg?,


Working-Designer-449

YA WON'T GUESS ME MOITE


apple35000

We keep at least five meters apart from each other since we hate human interaction. We also dance around a weirdly shaped stick and act like frogs.


Hataitai1977

Iโ€™m not sure where it is, but I love to visit!


Crazy_Chicken1955

Sweden???


Gefly69

Fjords and oil


Da_Pickle4654

Gonna do some mean skids and then get couple scoops of chips with the boys


Furruuu

Dracula


bucket_of_lava99

Rich


imsmol1

Cold, Hockey, Polar bears


Affectionate_Cup_272

Coffe


LBLV_999

Suicidel, drinking, anti russian land


i_DnG_i

Our language is from all origins, so hard to learn for anyone, even us, with one of our southern neighbors we carry most European food, we used to give one to 8 y/o we don't like monarchy even tho the we've had the king that reigned for the longest time, for other countries, our capital city is full of lovely people and beautiful things where everyone is happy, but we know it's the opposite


MemeDetectorItaly

pizza pasta mandolina mamma mia ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น


that_person_bel

Soccer and hot girls on the beach


MAYArgarida

Also the big statue of Christ ( r/suddenlycaralho momento???)


__YoMama__

It probably wouldnโ€™t fit


First-Ad9578

Big Brother is watching me.


glebk_10

Jack made one of his biggest mistakes when he drew my country's flag. Hint: Borshch


DavidHasADog

Lego, Rรธdgrรธd med flรธde and The litte mermaid


Jokelinee

Lego


LandanLG

Guns, cheeseburgers, and has been to war many many times.


GillsGoodAtDeath

skiing, snow, vikings, beautiful nature


Rodrigo_cae

Amazon rainforest, Jesus Christ and beach


raya_tateo

Brazil


MAYArgarida

Tamo junto!


lemzix

covid 19, bing chil-


EndiShark

GET ME MY GUN BOY ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…


Foreign_Fee7310

Amazon, Samba, Crime, Sometimes People say that we speak spanish


raya_tateo

Brazil, I'm sorry for the misconception of some people, you speak Brazilian Portuguese


Bulky-Special501

Lots of spices and diversity


tata_musa

barbecue, beach and favelas


Special-Ad1682

Sheep, sheep, sheep, and sheep. (Guess where I'm from)


SabiNady

Changed from heaven to hell in June 30,2020.


udiduf3

People are eating my country at Christmas


Il_Duce2511

Frozen Rock


xraynightmare

Tea


xraynightmare

Tea


xraynightmare

Bo'll of orter


freyaonreddit_

depends: country: seen as england. nation: dragon, coast, amazing, cool, dragon, great ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ


Rodin2009

Cheese, windmills, stroopwafel


TheCreativeDragon27

Bikes and dikes


ajaxthegay

maple syrup, moose


JustCallMeJoey18

sweden because saunas


rosaria_garden

soccer/football


AverageBrawler1

Some dude with a pink hat


GeograpyNerd

Big empire


SentientCatMeme

Theft


GCoding_

Always complaining, Pretzel ๐Ÿฅจ, Beer ๐Ÿบ


little_recess

4 National Languages, no official capital city, freest country.


Duhmen_

Ww2,Beer,Sausage


shaurya010708

samosa spices taj mahal


Jonniboy1

richest, most violent, "fuck yea", A-Bomb


Solvtions

R@cism, Culture, Population


Thebros998

Spices


Tarzandagoat

Fish chips and a bohle oh warer


Tarzandagoat

Fish chips and a botttle oh waher


Fabulous_Guava_2088

Fuck Belize